Xiaoxuan was wearing a blue dress and pink cartoon slippers. A pink face was covered with a few blushing glows. She was so cute that she was about to drool. Especially when she spoke, she blushed and shy, which made people even more crazy.
Along the way, the innocent and cute little loli was the focus of attention in the crowd, making the little loli a little embarrassed to be seen. She has been hiding behind Zhang Jun. Her shy appearance has caused many women's maternal love to be overwhelmed. She will praise her from time to time.
Zhang Jun took Xiao Xuan to the market and enjoyed the ordinary sweetness. Although this simple date had almost no romance, Xiao Xuan was very happy. He smiled sweetly from time to time, looking extremely happy.
Zhang Jun was also very happy when he looked at the bright smile on Xiaoxuan's face. He couldn't help but sigh that Xiaoxuan was really content, but he could make her so happy when he came out to buy vegetables. He thought to himself: This girl is so easy to raise.
After Zhang Jun and the other two bought vegetables, they held hands on the way home. Xiao Xuan was happy like a happy bird, occasionally laughing like a silver bell, attracting attention from passers-by.
It was almost dusk, and when Zhang Jun and the others returned home, there were laughter and joy in the room. The giggles stirred Zhang Jun's unruly thoughts, making him feel very happy, and he felt unspeakable.
Xiao Xuan also heard the laughter in the room, and a embarrassed blush appeared on her face, because she pretended to be sick to see Zhang Jun, but she went out with Zhang Jun. She didn't know how to face the teasing of other sisters later.
Compared with the decisive decision to pretend to be sick to meet Zhang Jun, the little loli became very shy again at this time.
Oh, this adulterer still knows to come back! Liu Qingyue leaned lazily on the sofa, her uniform wrapped around her beautiful figure. She looked back at Zhang Jun and walked in hand in hand, and immediately smiled ambiguously
Yang Liu was casually dressed and corrected homework at the desk beside her. She just looked up at Zhang Jun and gave Zhang Jun a gentle look and continued to do her own thing.
Sister Yue, Sister Yang Liu Xiaoxuan shouted timidly, lowering his head like a child who did something wrong
Honestly, what else did you do just now?
Liu Qingyue smiled evilly, walked up to take Xiaoxuan's hand, then pressed her onto the sofa, and asked in a threatening tone: Be honest and be lenient, otherwise I will deal with you later!
I didn't, so I slept for a while, and when I felt much better, I went out for a walk... Xiao Xuan blushed, and when he spoke, his head was almost hanging to his chest, and his voice became lower and lower like a mosquito...
Really? What's going on with the sheets that were replaced in that room?
Liu Qingyue pressed on Xiao Xuan and continued to ask, feeling very interesting in her heart. She didn't expect that Xiao Xuan wouldn't lie, and her expression was so guilty, and she felt that it was fun to tease her.
Where is my mother? She hasn't woken up yet? Zhang Jun put on an open and honest look and looked left and right. When he found Ye Zi and the others were not there, he immediately changed the subject and asked.
Talk to Aunt Lan upstairs
Liu Qingyue said deliberately, but a hint of tension flashed across her face. Even if Yang Liu, who was correcting homework next to her, was still stagnant when she heard this. It was obvious that they were extremely nervous. After all, it would be impossible for anyone to calm down if they wanted to see their future mother-in-law.
Well, I'll go to cook first. Zhang Jun looked at the time and found that he didn't have time to chat with Liu Qingyue and the others. Then he turned around and walked into the kitchen.
Me, I'll help Xiao Xuan broke free from Liu Qingyue's body and hurriedly followed Zhang Jun into the kitchen.
Zhang Jun and Xiao Xuan are like a couple, one cutting vegetables, the other washing vegetables, one busy cooking, the other holding the plate attentively
After half an hour of busyness, with a shout of a meal, the table was filled with rich meals
At the dining table, beautiful women flowers were already gathered together to talk and laugh. Ye Jiao had not taken off her school uniform yet. Her youthful and lively look was particularly attractive. Liu Qingyue and Yang Liu were a little restrained. Yang Liu was a little better. After all, she already knew Chen Yulian, but Liu Qingyue changed her previous stingy style and sat aside with a very ladylike smile without saying a word. She looked like a ladylike person in the family.
Brother Jun, have you brought me a gift? Nini sat obediently, and when she saw Zhang Jun coming, she immediately smiled sweetly
Yes, you only care about this kind of thing. As he said that, Zhang Jun signaled Xiao Xuan to sit down, and then asked at the two beautiful women who were having a happy chat and said with a smile: Mom, Aunt Lan, what are you talking about?
It's nothing, I just want to play mahjong after dinner. Lin Qiulan smiled gently, and then secretly gave Zhang Jun a look that was as soft as if his bones were about to melt.
Just now, Lin Qiulan was surprised at Chen Yulian's radiance and envied the city life she described. However, after seeing Zhang Jun, all those thoughts disappeared and she was very content with her current life.
Well, Teacher Yang, let's play mahjong together later
Chen Yulian asked Yang Liu with a smile, and then when she saw Liu Qingyue, she hurriedly asked: By the way, Xiaoyue, why don’t you get together? This way, you don’t have to look for others anymore.
I, I don't know how to do it. Liu Qingyue waved her hand quickly and said
Just learn it and you'll be playing soon
Yang Liu saw through Liu Qingyue's thoughts at a glance. I'm afraid Liu Qingyue would give Chen Yulian a bad impression of her future mother-in-law. After all, mahjong is also a kind of gambling, but in fact it is nothing here. It's just used to kill time and not play a lot. It's also a good opportunity to win over your relationship. I can't help but think: Liu Qingyue is really cute, does she want to pretend to be honest for the rest of her life?
But sooner or later, there will be a day when the fox's tail is revealed
For Ah, play mahjong a few laps and kill time! Zhang Jun said to the side, thinking: Liu Qingyue is so nervous. Mom is the best person in the whole family. Is it that scary?
Then...you teach me. Liu Qingyue lowered her head embarrassedly. After all, she wanted to play mahjong with her future mother-in-law. You can imagine how much pressure Liu Qingyue felt in her heart.
Okay, let's have a meal. Zhang Jun said with a smile, but found that the Ye Zi sisters and Nini had already started to move.
Except for Liu Qingyue and Nini, all the women here are skillful and have no choice but to do housework, but it is strange that China has 5,000 years of history. Cooking and cooking should be a good woman, but the chefs with superb skills are all men
Although the home-cooked dishes made by the girls are pretty good, the one with the best skills is Zhang Jun. Although the girls often cook, the dishes cooked by their men are delicious on the table. They naturally have a happy dinner.
Eight pairs of chopsticks started to move, and it was the most difficult problem to solve. In the end, Zhang Jun took great effort to solve it. He used the skills he learned before and combined with the tastes he liked by the girls, and then made a table of hearty delicacies.
In the hot summer, the most difficult thing to solve is loss of appetite. Sometimes I am already hungry, but I sweat a lot and have no desire to eat. Therefore, the appetizer is pickled sour cucumbers, because they are sour and crispy, which is the most appetizing. I prepared a bitter melon stewed pork rib soup. Although it has a bitter taste, it clears heat and relieves fire, making everyone's appetites open.
The five dishes, paired with a few plates of golden dumplings, are very refreshing with meat and vegetables, so they will be eaten in a short while.
At this time, all the girls returned to their ladylike appearance, satisfying the oiliness on their mouths
Liu Qingyue touched her stomach and said dissatisfiedly: No, I want to lose weight! Why am I being tempted again!
As soon as Liu Qingyue said this, everyone burst into laughter.
Then, the little loli packed the table, while others came to the living room to enjoy the fruit after meals or drink strong tea, which made them feel very comfortable.
After a while, Ye Zi and Ye Jiao also ran to the living room, writing homework, and chatting with others, getting along very well
What are you muttering? Zhang Jun saw two little loli whispering beside him, so he asked curiously
I won't tell you Ye Zi stuck out her tongue, she looked very cute, especially her rosy and fragrant tongue, which even made Zhang Jun want to hold it in and suck it well
What are you doing mysteriously? Chen Yulian smiled gently, and she was also a little curious
Don't tell my brother that he is the worst, he always loves to ruin the scenery. Ye Jiao pouted and said unhappyly
What? What? Nini cheered up from the side
What's wrong with me? Zhang Jun said innocently, thinking to himself: Why am I still shot while lying down?
I just can't talk to you, you like to talk nonsense the most
Ye Zi held Nini's little hand and said earnestly: Nini, don't talk to your brother Jun. He is the worst. Do you remember what he said last time?
What's the matter? Say Ah! Yang Liu was curious, put down her pen, and came over to ask
You are talking about the mermaid princess! Zhang Jun suddenly realized and said with a look of unfair expression: What's wrong with what I said? Is that the truth good?
It turned out that the last time Ye Zi and Ye Jiao were moved after reading the story of the Mermaid Princess, and they were reading this book all day long, but they also introduced Zhang Jun to read it together, but Zhang Jun's reaction after reading it made Ye Zi and other women disgusted.
Zhang Jun asked: She can't moan, then wouldn't the prince be suffocated?
Ye Zi didn't understand what Zhang Jun meant, but looked confused
Ye Jiao and Xiao Xuan were blushing when they heard this. Just as they were about to glance at Zhang Jun fiercely, Zhang Jun's next words completely collapsed: No, the mute can speak! But it's quite idiot to think about it. The prince said affectionately: "I love you." The mermaid princess could only look at him affectionately, screaming... Damn, only ghosts can understand Ah!
When Ye Zi finished talking about this with a blushing face, the girls immediately laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up.
Liu Qingyue was even more laughing so hard that tears were about to fall, and she sighed: Xiaojun, what a beautiful story, no little girl was so moved that she cried bitterly after watching it, why did it turn into your mouth like this?
That's how it is!
Zhang Jun shouted injustice and defended himself: Look at those fairy tales, which girl is not white, beautiful and pity-oriented? Which man is not tall, handsome and rich? He is completely a playboy and a prodigal son. To put it bluntly, the same actor changed his name and acted in another drama, changing the soup or not, which made me annoyed.
Then you have a different Ah!
Yang Liu gave Zhang Jun a fierce look. Although tears were almost flowing down her face. After all, many girls yearned for love in fairy tales, and even had the dream of Snow White or Cinderella in their hearts.
To Ah! You said Ah! Ye Zi was talking on the side, and the other girls also attacked
Chen Yulian and Lin Qiulan looked at the scene in front of them with a loving look on their faces. Although they were laughing endlessly by Zhang Jun's words, they also joined the sound of the women's siege out of a fun mentality.
By the way, isn’t there any story about Sleeping Beauty?
Seeing that the women formed a unified front, Zhang Jun really wanted to join forces to bully his husband. He changed his mind and said: By the way! That woman's family went bankrupt and her family was destroyed. She was originally a eldest lady, but her family fell into ruin...
Zhang Jun, are you finished?... Liu Qingyue was covered in black lines when she heard it, while others were stunned
In the end, Liu Qingyue couldn't control herself, and angrily said: Can you tell a story well? Why does it become messy when you say it? Besides, this story is also a prince, what's the difference between it and before?
Otherwise, I will just tell you, can you tell others when you have the chance? Zhang Jun smiled lustfully and said
OK, what's the difference? Liu Qingyue nodded and replied
Zhang Jun heard this and attached it to Liu Qingyue's ear. When he saw others throwing curious eyes, he lowered his voice and said: The lesson of this story is, how stupid the prince is, if he wakes up the sleeping beauty and doesn't like him, what should the prince do?
Then what would you do if it were you? Liu Qingyue suddenly felt that her childhood was ruined by Zhang Jun, and she couldn't help but grit her teeth and said
Don't kiss first, let's talk about it
Zhang Jun said with a lewd smile: The prince must be a pervert. After all, he has never seen his face before. He dares to go through obstacles to find the Sleeping Beauty. It must be that women play too much on weekdays, so they want to find excitement. Otherwise, they fall in love at first sight when they hear the name. That would be very dangerous! Moreover, it is very dangerous along the way. If you kiss the Sleeping Beauty, but the Sleeping Beauty will not look down on him. That would be more cost-effective. If it were me, I would first get her belly bigger and then kiss her to wake her up. Then the cooked ducks are afraid that they will fly?
Sister Yang! Liu Qingyue's face turned red and white when she heard this. She was so angry that she was so angry that Zhang Jun's obscene words that Zhang Jun finished speaking. So as soon as Zhang Jun finished speaking, she immediately called Yang Liu
What's the matter? Yang Liu was also curious and responded immediately
Get a knife for me
Liu Qingyue's face was flushed. I don't know if she was embarrassed or angry. She gave Zhang Jun a fierce look, grabbed her hair, and said hysterically: Come on, I'm going to kill this bastard! Today, there is him or me, there is me or him...
Damn, don’t be so violent! Zhang Jun really felt wronged and thought to himself: I’m just telling objective facts, why is she so excited?
I don't want to talk to you about this
Liu Qingyue grabbed her hair hysterically and said madly: Do you, a beast who thinks with the second child, know what romance is? What nonsense do you say? And it ruined our childhood. Do you really think women like this?
Liu Qingyue's collapse even said slander, which made others even more curious about what Zhang Jun said.
At this time, the idol romance drama happened to be broadcast on TV, and there were only a few people, a few houses, cars, a few bars and a few cafes. I quickly fell in love with each other, and I was very pure before marriage, and I resisted pre-marital sex, and kissed it like a life-threatening death.
However, in Zhang Jun's opinion, this is completely out of reality. After all, humans are the spirit of all things and always need to be harmonized by yin and yang. How can we not have sex?
This man is really good. Chen Yulian watched the TV and suddenly praised him.
At this time, the idol drama is playing the heroine blindness, and the male protagonist who loves her deeply is holding her hand and crying to confess. Finally, despite the opposition of her family, she resolutely donated her cornea to the heroine, and even left her silently in order not to drag the heroine down.
Several years later, the man was still hiding beside him and silently wishing her a wedding with someone else, and he acted in a very infatuated manner.
Listening to Chen Yulian’s praise, Zhang Jun was immediately unhappy and thought to himself: Damn it!
Is there any reason for the heroine to marry someone else after giving so much?
And a man gives everything just to make his woman fucked by others!
Where did this come from the AV plot Ah?
It's so bloody, but women actually like this kind of romance?
Where should I sue Ah? Which court will accept Ah? This kind of TV series should be stopped, which is simply misleading other people's values. It should be punished by heaven and earth!
At this time, the girls were so moved that they forgot what Zhang Jun said just now, and their eyes were all on the TV.
Seeing the girls showing admiration, they were even a little envious, jealous, and hatred, Zhang Jun couldn't help but groan and said angrily: The man had a brain problem, and what he did was so stupid!
When the girls heard this, they fell into silence. In the end, Liu Qingyue couldn't help but gritted her teeth and asked: Zhang Da Lao, what are your good ideas?
Are there two corneas... Zhang Jun smiled proudly: The woman's blind eyes can be donated to her one, one eye, both of them can see them. Everyone is in the same condition, so it is called a real person, but I don't know if it can match it, and I can't do an organ transplant, so...
Zhang Jun... When the girls heard this, they couldn't help but roaring.
Sister, don't stop me, I'm going to chop him. Liu Qingyue said angrily, after all, childhood and romance were destroyed by Zhang Jun. It would be strange if she didn't use a knife to chop Zhang Jun.
Sister Yue, count me. The little loli also said angrily, after all, such a romantic love story, but in the end, Zhang Jun said that
Damn! You want to kill your husband and rebel! Zhang Jun shouted and ran outside, while a gust of fragrant wind was chasing him behind him
In addition to pretending to be fierce and chasing Zhang Jun, the girls also had an uncontrollable smile.
Then, a group of people came to the Qingshui Lake, and Zhang Jun repeatedly begged for mercy to end the farce
The girls sat on smooth pebbles, put their barefoots into the lake, feeling the rare coolness of summer nights
When Liu Qingyue thought of the story Zhang Jun told, she couldn't help but say: Xiaojun, why don't you tell me another story
You haven't heard enough Ah! Ye Jiao hummed a little song and walked into the lake. When she heard this, she immediately turned around and covered her mouth and smiled: Brother's stories are all very obscene, why do you like to listen to them?
I like to listen to vulgar stories. Liu Qingyue smiled wickedly: But... some people have more experience in vulgar activities than me.
Ye Jiao and Xiao Xuan blushed, and they understood that Liu Qingyue was referring to the fact that they had sex with Zhang Jun. They gave Liu Qingyue a blank look and stopped talking.
Zhang Jun touched his head, thought for a while, and said: I can't think of the story for the time being, but the story of sleeping beauty mentioned just now has some strange places. Hasn't she slept for more than a hundred years? Is it not a vegetable? But her body has not changed for more than a hundred years. Could it be that she slept in the refrigerator?
Is there anything else? Liu Qingyue said disappointedly, because compared to Zhang Jun's shocking insight just now, these remarks are extremely boring
Have Ah
Zhang Jun said: Think about it, the old princess is over 100 years old, so what should I do when I come to my aunt? Isn’t I afraid of losing too much blood to die if I just bleed but not supplemented nutrition? Calculate her age, she is older than the prince’s grandmother, which is a passionate love for ages! It’s really a bit of a suspicion of an old cow eating tender grass... I went back to learn to play mahjong
Liu Qingyue was speechless and didn't want to pay attention to Zhang Jun anymore
The little loli also said: We haven't finished our homework yet
Seeing that the girls were about to leave, and even gave him a fierce look, Zhang Jun felt aggrieved and said in his heart: You asked me to tell me, and I was looking for the flaws of the story in the spirit of science, but what is your attitude? You must believe in science and not be superstitious and blindly obedient!
Besides, a beautiful girl has been lying on the bed for more than a hundred years, and maybe the prince was deflowered before he came. What's so strange about this?
Ah!
Alas! It’s a mediocre person not to be jealous of others!
Zhang Jun said with tears in his eyes, and in the end he could only follow the girls as if he had done something wrong, thinking: Do you have childhoods?
I have Ah too!
And you have a girlish dream, and we men have it too
When I was a child, I admired Sherlock Holmes the most. That amazing reasoning, the handsomeness and gentle temperament of holding a pipe are the dreams of many boys.
But later he was defeated by Conan
Because He went there wherever Holmes died, but Conan was very evil. Wherever he went, people would die, and he would not die easily.
Zhang Jun thought about his idol, and tears were about to fall, because Conan's greatness was far from being able to understand.
In the 5,000-year history of China, how could such a powerful broom star appear?
Wherever you go, you will die, and your horoscope is so strong!
If Conan is a woman, he is definitely a typical husband. He married ten times in his life and was still a virgin eight times. His husband died before he entered the bridal chamber. He was a weird family!
Along the way, the innocent and cute little loli was the focus of attention in the crowd, making the little loli a little embarrassed to be seen. She has been hiding behind Zhang Jun. Her shy appearance has caused many women's maternal love to be overwhelmed. She will praise her from time to time.
Zhang Jun took Xiao Xuan to the market and enjoyed the ordinary sweetness. Although this simple date had almost no romance, Xiao Xuan was very happy. He smiled sweetly from time to time, looking extremely happy.
Zhang Jun was also very happy when he looked at the bright smile on Xiaoxuan's face. He couldn't help but sigh that Xiaoxuan was really content, but he could make her so happy when he came out to buy vegetables. He thought to himself: This girl is so easy to raise.
After Zhang Jun and the other two bought vegetables, they held hands on the way home. Xiao Xuan was happy like a happy bird, occasionally laughing like a silver bell, attracting attention from passers-by.
It was almost dusk, and when Zhang Jun and the others returned home, there were laughter and joy in the room. The giggles stirred Zhang Jun's unruly thoughts, making him feel very happy, and he felt unspeakable.
Xiao Xuan also heard the laughter in the room, and a embarrassed blush appeared on her face, because she pretended to be sick to see Zhang Jun, but she went out with Zhang Jun. She didn't know how to face the teasing of other sisters later.
Compared with the decisive decision to pretend to be sick to meet Zhang Jun, the little loli became very shy again at this time.
Oh, this adulterer still knows to come back! Liu Qingyue leaned lazily on the sofa, her uniform wrapped around her beautiful figure. She looked back at Zhang Jun and walked in hand in hand, and immediately smiled ambiguously
Yang Liu was casually dressed and corrected homework at the desk beside her. She just looked up at Zhang Jun and gave Zhang Jun a gentle look and continued to do her own thing.
Sister Yue, Sister Yang Liu Xiaoxuan shouted timidly, lowering his head like a child who did something wrong
Honestly, what else did you do just now?
Liu Qingyue smiled evilly, walked up to take Xiaoxuan's hand, then pressed her onto the sofa, and asked in a threatening tone: Be honest and be lenient, otherwise I will deal with you later!
I didn't, so I slept for a while, and when I felt much better, I went out for a walk... Xiao Xuan blushed, and when he spoke, his head was almost hanging to his chest, and his voice became lower and lower like a mosquito...
Really? What's going on with the sheets that were replaced in that room?
Liu Qingyue pressed on Xiao Xuan and continued to ask, feeling very interesting in her heart. She didn't expect that Xiao Xuan wouldn't lie, and her expression was so guilty, and she felt that it was fun to tease her.
Where is my mother? She hasn't woken up yet? Zhang Jun put on an open and honest look and looked left and right. When he found Ye Zi and the others were not there, he immediately changed the subject and asked.
Talk to Aunt Lan upstairs
Liu Qingyue said deliberately, but a hint of tension flashed across her face. Even if Yang Liu, who was correcting homework next to her, was still stagnant when she heard this. It was obvious that they were extremely nervous. After all, it would be impossible for anyone to calm down if they wanted to see their future mother-in-law.
Well, I'll go to cook first. Zhang Jun looked at the time and found that he didn't have time to chat with Liu Qingyue and the others. Then he turned around and walked into the kitchen.
Me, I'll help Xiao Xuan broke free from Liu Qingyue's body and hurriedly followed Zhang Jun into the kitchen.
Zhang Jun and Xiao Xuan are like a couple, one cutting vegetables, the other washing vegetables, one busy cooking, the other holding the plate attentively
After half an hour of busyness, with a shout of a meal, the table was filled with rich meals
At the dining table, beautiful women flowers were already gathered together to talk and laugh. Ye Jiao had not taken off her school uniform yet. Her youthful and lively look was particularly attractive. Liu Qingyue and Yang Liu were a little restrained. Yang Liu was a little better. After all, she already knew Chen Yulian, but Liu Qingyue changed her previous stingy style and sat aside with a very ladylike smile without saying a word. She looked like a ladylike person in the family.
Brother Jun, have you brought me a gift? Nini sat obediently, and when she saw Zhang Jun coming, she immediately smiled sweetly
Yes, you only care about this kind of thing. As he said that, Zhang Jun signaled Xiao Xuan to sit down, and then asked at the two beautiful women who were having a happy chat and said with a smile: Mom, Aunt Lan, what are you talking about?
It's nothing, I just want to play mahjong after dinner. Lin Qiulan smiled gently, and then secretly gave Zhang Jun a look that was as soft as if his bones were about to melt.
Just now, Lin Qiulan was surprised at Chen Yulian's radiance and envied the city life she described. However, after seeing Zhang Jun, all those thoughts disappeared and she was very content with her current life.
Well, Teacher Yang, let's play mahjong together later
Chen Yulian asked Yang Liu with a smile, and then when she saw Liu Qingyue, she hurriedly asked: By the way, Xiaoyue, why don’t you get together? This way, you don’t have to look for others anymore.
I, I don't know how to do it. Liu Qingyue waved her hand quickly and said
Just learn it and you'll be playing soon
Yang Liu saw through Liu Qingyue's thoughts at a glance. I'm afraid Liu Qingyue would give Chen Yulian a bad impression of her future mother-in-law. After all, mahjong is also a kind of gambling, but in fact it is nothing here. It's just used to kill time and not play a lot. It's also a good opportunity to win over your relationship. I can't help but think: Liu Qingyue is really cute, does she want to pretend to be honest for the rest of her life?
But sooner or later, there will be a day when the fox's tail is revealed
For Ah, play mahjong a few laps and kill time! Zhang Jun said to the side, thinking: Liu Qingyue is so nervous. Mom is the best person in the whole family. Is it that scary?
Then...you teach me. Liu Qingyue lowered her head embarrassedly. After all, she wanted to play mahjong with her future mother-in-law. You can imagine how much pressure Liu Qingyue felt in her heart.
Okay, let's have a meal. Zhang Jun said with a smile, but found that the Ye Zi sisters and Nini had already started to move.
Except for Liu Qingyue and Nini, all the women here are skillful and have no choice but to do housework, but it is strange that China has 5,000 years of history. Cooking and cooking should be a good woman, but the chefs with superb skills are all men
Although the home-cooked dishes made by the girls are pretty good, the one with the best skills is Zhang Jun. Although the girls often cook, the dishes cooked by their men are delicious on the table. They naturally have a happy dinner.
Eight pairs of chopsticks started to move, and it was the most difficult problem to solve. In the end, Zhang Jun took great effort to solve it. He used the skills he learned before and combined with the tastes he liked by the girls, and then made a table of hearty delicacies.
In the hot summer, the most difficult thing to solve is loss of appetite. Sometimes I am already hungry, but I sweat a lot and have no desire to eat. Therefore, the appetizer is pickled sour cucumbers, because they are sour and crispy, which is the most appetizing. I prepared a bitter melon stewed pork rib soup. Although it has a bitter taste, it clears heat and relieves fire, making everyone's appetites open.
The five dishes, paired with a few plates of golden dumplings, are very refreshing with meat and vegetables, so they will be eaten in a short while.
At this time, all the girls returned to their ladylike appearance, satisfying the oiliness on their mouths
Liu Qingyue touched her stomach and said dissatisfiedly: No, I want to lose weight! Why am I being tempted again!
As soon as Liu Qingyue said this, everyone burst into laughter.
Then, the little loli packed the table, while others came to the living room to enjoy the fruit after meals or drink strong tea, which made them feel very comfortable.
After a while, Ye Zi and Ye Jiao also ran to the living room, writing homework, and chatting with others, getting along very well
What are you muttering? Zhang Jun saw two little loli whispering beside him, so he asked curiously
I won't tell you Ye Zi stuck out her tongue, she looked very cute, especially her rosy and fragrant tongue, which even made Zhang Jun want to hold it in and suck it well
What are you doing mysteriously? Chen Yulian smiled gently, and she was also a little curious
Don't tell my brother that he is the worst, he always loves to ruin the scenery. Ye Jiao pouted and said unhappyly
What? What? Nini cheered up from the side
What's wrong with me? Zhang Jun said innocently, thinking to himself: Why am I still shot while lying down?
I just can't talk to you, you like to talk nonsense the most
Ye Zi held Nini's little hand and said earnestly: Nini, don't talk to your brother Jun. He is the worst. Do you remember what he said last time?
What's the matter? Say Ah! Yang Liu was curious, put down her pen, and came over to ask
You are talking about the mermaid princess! Zhang Jun suddenly realized and said with a look of unfair expression: What's wrong with what I said? Is that the truth good?
It turned out that the last time Ye Zi and Ye Jiao were moved after reading the story of the Mermaid Princess, and they were reading this book all day long, but they also introduced Zhang Jun to read it together, but Zhang Jun's reaction after reading it made Ye Zi and other women disgusted.
Zhang Jun asked: She can't moan, then wouldn't the prince be suffocated?
Ye Zi didn't understand what Zhang Jun meant, but looked confused
Ye Jiao and Xiao Xuan were blushing when they heard this. Just as they were about to glance at Zhang Jun fiercely, Zhang Jun's next words completely collapsed: No, the mute can speak! But it's quite idiot to think about it. The prince said affectionately: "I love you." The mermaid princess could only look at him affectionately, screaming... Damn, only ghosts can understand Ah!
When Ye Zi finished talking about this with a blushing face, the girls immediately laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up.
Liu Qingyue was even more laughing so hard that tears were about to fall, and she sighed: Xiaojun, what a beautiful story, no little girl was so moved that she cried bitterly after watching it, why did it turn into your mouth like this?
That's how it is!
Zhang Jun shouted injustice and defended himself: Look at those fairy tales, which girl is not white, beautiful and pity-oriented? Which man is not tall, handsome and rich? He is completely a playboy and a prodigal son. To put it bluntly, the same actor changed his name and acted in another drama, changing the soup or not, which made me annoyed.
Then you have a different Ah!
Yang Liu gave Zhang Jun a fierce look. Although tears were almost flowing down her face. After all, many girls yearned for love in fairy tales, and even had the dream of Snow White or Cinderella in their hearts.
To Ah! You said Ah! Ye Zi was talking on the side, and the other girls also attacked
Chen Yulian and Lin Qiulan looked at the scene in front of them with a loving look on their faces. Although they were laughing endlessly by Zhang Jun's words, they also joined the sound of the women's siege out of a fun mentality.
By the way, isn’t there any story about Sleeping Beauty?
Seeing that the women formed a unified front, Zhang Jun really wanted to join forces to bully his husband. He changed his mind and said: By the way! That woman's family went bankrupt and her family was destroyed. She was originally a eldest lady, but her family fell into ruin...
Zhang Jun, are you finished?... Liu Qingyue was covered in black lines when she heard it, while others were stunned
In the end, Liu Qingyue couldn't control herself, and angrily said: Can you tell a story well? Why does it become messy when you say it? Besides, this story is also a prince, what's the difference between it and before?
Otherwise, I will just tell you, can you tell others when you have the chance? Zhang Jun smiled lustfully and said
OK, what's the difference? Liu Qingyue nodded and replied
Zhang Jun heard this and attached it to Liu Qingyue's ear. When he saw others throwing curious eyes, he lowered his voice and said: The lesson of this story is, how stupid the prince is, if he wakes up the sleeping beauty and doesn't like him, what should the prince do?
Then what would you do if it were you? Liu Qingyue suddenly felt that her childhood was ruined by Zhang Jun, and she couldn't help but grit her teeth and said
Don't kiss first, let's talk about it
Zhang Jun said with a lewd smile: The prince must be a pervert. After all, he has never seen his face before. He dares to go through obstacles to find the Sleeping Beauty. It must be that women play too much on weekdays, so they want to find excitement. Otherwise, they fall in love at first sight when they hear the name. That would be very dangerous! Moreover, it is very dangerous along the way. If you kiss the Sleeping Beauty, but the Sleeping Beauty will not look down on him. That would be more cost-effective. If it were me, I would first get her belly bigger and then kiss her to wake her up. Then the cooked ducks are afraid that they will fly?
Sister Yang! Liu Qingyue's face turned red and white when she heard this. She was so angry that she was so angry that Zhang Jun's obscene words that Zhang Jun finished speaking. So as soon as Zhang Jun finished speaking, she immediately called Yang Liu
What's the matter? Yang Liu was also curious and responded immediately
Get a knife for me
Liu Qingyue's face was flushed. I don't know if she was embarrassed or angry. She gave Zhang Jun a fierce look, grabbed her hair, and said hysterically: Come on, I'm going to kill this bastard! Today, there is him or me, there is me or him...
Damn, don’t be so violent! Zhang Jun really felt wronged and thought to himself: I’m just telling objective facts, why is she so excited?
I don't want to talk to you about this
Liu Qingyue grabbed her hair hysterically and said madly: Do you, a beast who thinks with the second child, know what romance is? What nonsense do you say? And it ruined our childhood. Do you really think women like this?
Liu Qingyue's collapse even said slander, which made others even more curious about what Zhang Jun said.
At this time, the idol romance drama happened to be broadcast on TV, and there were only a few people, a few houses, cars, a few bars and a few cafes. I quickly fell in love with each other, and I was very pure before marriage, and I resisted pre-marital sex, and kissed it like a life-threatening death.
However, in Zhang Jun's opinion, this is completely out of reality. After all, humans are the spirit of all things and always need to be harmonized by yin and yang. How can we not have sex?
This man is really good. Chen Yulian watched the TV and suddenly praised him.
At this time, the idol drama is playing the heroine blindness, and the male protagonist who loves her deeply is holding her hand and crying to confess. Finally, despite the opposition of her family, she resolutely donated her cornea to the heroine, and even left her silently in order not to drag the heroine down.
Several years later, the man was still hiding beside him and silently wishing her a wedding with someone else, and he acted in a very infatuated manner.
Listening to Chen Yulian’s praise, Zhang Jun was immediately unhappy and thought to himself: Damn it!
Is there any reason for the heroine to marry someone else after giving so much?
And a man gives everything just to make his woman fucked by others!
Where did this come from the AV plot Ah?
It's so bloody, but women actually like this kind of romance?
Where should I sue Ah? Which court will accept Ah? This kind of TV series should be stopped, which is simply misleading other people's values. It should be punished by heaven and earth!
At this time, the girls were so moved that they forgot what Zhang Jun said just now, and their eyes were all on the TV.
Seeing the girls showing admiration, they were even a little envious, jealous, and hatred, Zhang Jun couldn't help but groan and said angrily: The man had a brain problem, and what he did was so stupid!
When the girls heard this, they fell into silence. In the end, Liu Qingyue couldn't help but gritted her teeth and asked: Zhang Da Lao, what are your good ideas?
Are there two corneas... Zhang Jun smiled proudly: The woman's blind eyes can be donated to her one, one eye, both of them can see them. Everyone is in the same condition, so it is called a real person, but I don't know if it can match it, and I can't do an organ transplant, so...
Zhang Jun... When the girls heard this, they couldn't help but roaring.
Sister, don't stop me, I'm going to chop him. Liu Qingyue said angrily, after all, childhood and romance were destroyed by Zhang Jun. It would be strange if she didn't use a knife to chop Zhang Jun.
Sister Yue, count me. The little loli also said angrily, after all, such a romantic love story, but in the end, Zhang Jun said that
Damn! You want to kill your husband and rebel! Zhang Jun shouted and ran outside, while a gust of fragrant wind was chasing him behind him
In addition to pretending to be fierce and chasing Zhang Jun, the girls also had an uncontrollable smile.
Then, a group of people came to the Qingshui Lake, and Zhang Jun repeatedly begged for mercy to end the farce
The girls sat on smooth pebbles, put their barefoots into the lake, feeling the rare coolness of summer nights
When Liu Qingyue thought of the story Zhang Jun told, she couldn't help but say: Xiaojun, why don't you tell me another story
You haven't heard enough Ah! Ye Jiao hummed a little song and walked into the lake. When she heard this, she immediately turned around and covered her mouth and smiled: Brother's stories are all very obscene, why do you like to listen to them?
I like to listen to vulgar stories. Liu Qingyue smiled wickedly: But... some people have more experience in vulgar activities than me.
Ye Jiao and Xiao Xuan blushed, and they understood that Liu Qingyue was referring to the fact that they had sex with Zhang Jun. They gave Liu Qingyue a blank look and stopped talking.
Zhang Jun touched his head, thought for a while, and said: I can't think of the story for the time being, but the story of sleeping beauty mentioned just now has some strange places. Hasn't she slept for more than a hundred years? Is it not a vegetable? But her body has not changed for more than a hundred years. Could it be that she slept in the refrigerator?
Is there anything else? Liu Qingyue said disappointedly, because compared to Zhang Jun's shocking insight just now, these remarks are extremely boring
Have Ah
Zhang Jun said: Think about it, the old princess is over 100 years old, so what should I do when I come to my aunt? Isn’t I afraid of losing too much blood to die if I just bleed but not supplemented nutrition? Calculate her age, she is older than the prince’s grandmother, which is a passionate love for ages! It’s really a bit of a suspicion of an old cow eating tender grass... I went back to learn to play mahjong
Liu Qingyue was speechless and didn't want to pay attention to Zhang Jun anymore
The little loli also said: We haven't finished our homework yet
Seeing that the girls were about to leave, and even gave him a fierce look, Zhang Jun felt aggrieved and said in his heart: You asked me to tell me, and I was looking for the flaws of the story in the spirit of science, but what is your attitude? You must believe in science and not be superstitious and blindly obedient!
Besides, a beautiful girl has been lying on the bed for more than a hundred years, and maybe the prince was deflowered before he came. What's so strange about this?
Ah!
Alas! It’s a mediocre person not to be jealous of others!
Zhang Jun said with tears in his eyes, and in the end he could only follow the girls as if he had done something wrong, thinking: Do you have childhoods?
I have Ah too!
And you have a girlish dream, and we men have it too
When I was a child, I admired Sherlock Holmes the most. That amazing reasoning, the handsomeness and gentle temperament of holding a pipe are the dreams of many boys.
But later he was defeated by Conan
Because He went there wherever Holmes died, but Conan was very evil. Wherever he went, people would die, and he would not die easily.
Zhang Jun thought about his idol, and tears were about to fall, because Conan's greatness was far from being able to understand.
In the 5,000-year history of China, how could such a powerful broom star appear?
Wherever you go, you will die, and your horoscope is so strong!
If Conan is a woman, he is definitely a typical husband. He married ten times in his life and was still a virgin eight times. His husband died before he entered the bridal chamber. He was a weird family!
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