Chapter 20

I don't know that sometimes everyone is particularly sure about something, of course the ending can be perfectly completed, but the difference often appears in small places where I don't pay attention to it. It's like I am now. I have been thinking about how to take off my young woman naked and what position to enter, but the progress of the matter is stuck on two things.

The first is how to keep my wife away. The best way is to send her back to her parents' home. In addition, my wife was a little drowsy and had no spirit in the past few days. I was very considerate and asked her to go back to her parents' home for a few days. I had already thought about more than a dozen excuses for my wife to disagree with her. But the matter was so strange. My wife agreed without much consideration. Seeing that my wife was really not happy, I felt unhappy again. Grandma, I gave you a chance to get cockroaches. No wonder you agreed so quickly

The second thing is how to avoid eyeliner and enter the young woman's home

Friends who have watched it from scratch should remember that the young woman and I are in the same community. The troublesome thing is that there are many residents of the same company in the community. The young woman's building is inside. I have to walk to the deepest part of the community to reach it. It is impossible for people around me to see it along the way.

Although others don’t know that you are going to steal fragrance and jade, I am going to be a thief who steals his wife. I can’t be careful, and I can’t handle it when my wife is being reported by someone bored: Hello, I saw your husband visiting the young woman’s house. That virtue, the scene is loud and gongs and drums, and firecrackers are ringing... So be careful to make the ship for thousands of years unchanging.

So I prepared sunglasses, hats, and a piece of clothing that I haven't worn for a long time, and planned to throw it away after wearing it this time.

As the days get closer, I am becoming more and more calm, and my mind is often blank. With my personality in doing things, I should have evolved my tactics, but I am so confident that I feel that I will definitely be able to take down the young woman. I don’t know if it’s because I switched to Haifeisi during this period.

When I saw the young woman at the company, I looked like a gentleman. I resisted the urge to collect physical interest, and I also became low-key...

Actually, I used to be very low-key. Since I seemed to have held the boss's smooth thighs, I have been highly praised after being paid attention to by others.

But how could a man who is as bright as a fireflies not be noticed? So I was called to the office by the boss's wife

Seeing the boss's wife folded her hands on the table in front of me, I suddenly thought that my class teacher in junior high school also liked such a style. Then I kept looking at you and saw you feel guilty. Finally, I automatically told you all the bad things I had done. Humph, the boss's wife played this trick with me. Don't you know that I was scolded.

Let's talk... Although the boss's opening remark is full of momentum, she is facing me

What do you always want to know? A flattering tone and a smile

Why do you always smile at the air when you see you recently? If you encounter something good, you will talk to your wife on the phone, and she will also be very happy. What are you doing?

I still heard the resentment in the boss's tone, but now is not the time to comfort the boss's wife, I don't want another accident, so I can only use the recent rumors as a shield.

Nothing? I just heard that I'm going to be promoted?

Tsk, the boss's wife glanced at me with disdain and said to me: You are not Zhang San's opponent, you are less than half of Li Si's qualifications, you are sorry for your attitude towards me, I will give you the same salary as Wang Wu...

What?! Wang Wu, this bastard, dares to have an idea about you? Fuck it! He scolded without hesitation. As for these three bastards, I am too lazy to give them a better name

The boss's wife heard me say so straightforwardly and vulgarly, and she blushed and said: What nonsense is Ah? Her expression becomes unconcealable.

Alas, my mouth

By the way, I'm going to let you... The boss's wife coughed a few times and returned to her serious appearance. When I heard the first few words, I had an ominous premonition and immediately interrupted the boss's wife's words.

I am going to go to the hospital for a review this week. It seems that my waist often hurts. I had an idea and I still put the shit on the boss's head. I said that there are other reasons why I am afraid that the boss's wife will ignore it.

The proprietress ran out from behind the desk as soon as she heard this, and pressed her little hand on my waist and asked anxiously: Why? Isn’t it all good to shoot it?

Maybe it was because I accidentally sleeped. The injury last time should have healed. I pretended to be generous, but I was blaming the boss's wife.

Then why don't you say it? No, I'll take you to the hospital now. The boss's wife hurriedly prepared to pull me away

Uh, I'm having a big time again

It's okay, I had a fight with my wife last night. I can only deal with it with such a lewd and shameless reason.

The boss's wife's beautiful eyes widened, and seeing that she was trying to pull my ears, I could only bow and beg for mercy

Humph, you're the one who wanted you to buy a car on the weekend

I am indeed a poor person... I can't help it: Are you still new in your two families? It's really a waste, and you don't know how to be thrifty at all.

It's all your fault. The chassis of the car was sunken and crushed the exhaust pipe. The boss said hatefully

I looked up and down at the boss’s wife. If the exhaust pipe is broken, it means changing the car?

Being rich means being willful...

But I finally escaped the disaster and didn't waste time looking at the car. I was glad that I was shocked by the boss's wife's words soon.

...Your wife is back to her parents' home, I'll go to your place for dinner on the weekend

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Before I could say what I refused, the boss lady has already started ordering food

I want to eat cola chicken wings, stir-fried eggplant, braised pork trotters, steamed tofu shredded tofu, and it is best to choose vinegar fish in the sea. I am afraid of freshwater fish, and then add two or three green dishes. Green food is very important. Finally, the kelp soup is ready, just simpler

The boss smiled a little embarrassedly, did I order a little more

I giggled: No more or not, I paused for a while, I can't hold on to you. Before the boss's wife could react, I ran out and went out without waiting for the boss's wife to react.

Oh my God!!!!!!

Please give me some instructions, the proprietress or the young woman?

If I go and say to the young woman: My email will arrive in a few days, I guess I will never need to arrive again

I began to regret not rejecting the boss's wife with justice. Could she be the one who is trying to force me?

I couldn't help but tighten my collar, I'm a serious child from home

The more I thought about it, the more my head became swelling. In the end, I could only take one step at a time.

Sunday...

Why did the days I was looking forward to have become so terrifying?

The sun shines in the sky, the flowers are laughing, the birds say it's early, the dicks say it's terrible, Sunday is here

Wash your hair and brush your teeth. I originally wanted to spray some of my wife's perfume, but after thinking about it, I made a call to my wife first. In fact, it was to confirm that my wife would never have the chance to go home. My wife called me and told me to pick up my sister who came back from abroad.

Speaking of my sister-in-law, I stopped and stopped, but I was about to go off topic again, but on the phone, I actually heard the sound of Cockroach Jun and his wife...

Ninja Turtle, for the sake of the young woman, I endured it today

The first trick was that I called the boss’s wife. I just proposed to have lunch but the boss’s wife refused. She said that there might be a car in the afternoon. She went to the mall and then came back to the market.

The second trick, I called the boss's wife again. My wife didn't have much food left, so there might be less food. It's better to have a meal outside.

The boss said n, and added that she lost weight recently, and it is no problem to lose one or two dishes.

fail

The third trick, I called the boss's wife again, but before I could speak, the boss's wife asked unhappily: Don't you want me to have a meal

I really want to tell her that it is Ah or Ah, but my slutty mouth just couldn't speak, but instead said uncontrollably: Why, I wish I had a meal with you alone...

Bad guy... The boss's wife hung up the phone

Well, I don’t need to use the tricks after that. I took the three hundred yuan from the bedside table in disappointment and calculated the vegetables I wanted to buy. Ouye, it’s great. I can secretly keep dozens of dollars to enrich my small treasury.

I spent a whole morning buying all the things I was going to stuff in the pig's belly. Damn, a lot of things have increased, and dozens of dollars have turned into more than ten dollars...

Walking out of the vegetable market, I actually met a young woman, haha, it's such an enemy Ah

When the young woman saw me, her face turned red in an instant. I walked over with a smirk and asked deliberately: What's wrong, buy groceries Ah

The young woman looked at me and didn't look at me: I want you to care, buy things and feed pigs

It's okay, I'll eat whatever you do. The shy young woman looks so intoxicating.

The young woman saw the things in my hand and said embarrassedly: Actually, there aren't so many of them. Some of your dishes are not delicious.

Uh... It seems something is wrong

The young woman reached out to pick up all my things, looked down at the ground and said softly: Don't forget it tonight. She turned around and left, got into her very coquettish sports car, and ran away in a flash.

This, this, this, this... I looked at my hands and had an illusion. Did I have something on my hands just now? Ah!!!!!! It's over!!!

I trembled and took out my cell phone to call the boss lady. I wanted to tell her that I was robbed.

But the boss lady hung up directly, I called again, but the boss lady turned off her phone directly

Damn, what mobile phone did you turn off? You are a person who is millions of minutes. Don’t you know how much money will be lost if you turn off the phone like this?

Even if you don't want this money, you can just leak it out of your fingers.

I returned to the vegetable market with a sad face, more than a dozen...

Boss, let's have two carrots, a little smaller

Boss, I got two water chestnuts, and only these three were stepped on by others. I will sell them to me cheaper.

Boss, can you buy a fish for ten yuan? Don’t scold people if you don’t sell it... OK, okay, you’re sure you just died, don’t lie to me

Boss, what about these lots of things?...Haha, it's okay, I will pick up some green onions and garlic...

I have never been so embarrassed in my life. A stall owner who often visits me saw me and smiled and threw me a few tomatoes. I could only try to make my smile brighter: Haha, I didn’t bring my wallet, haha... Thank you Ah, I will make up for it next time...

When I got home, I looked at the carrots, wild rice tomatoes and a freshwater fish that passed away in unknown time, and had a headache.

But how can such a thing stump me? Have you ever heard of the story of Hotpot?

So I thought about my life and started calling my best friend

Hey, Lao Yi Ah, I cooked vegetables at noon, come and eat, everyone else has arrived, you can bring some kelp on the way, and there is only a soup, yes, yes, hurry up Ah

Hey, the second child Ah (this name is awkward), I cooked vegetables at noon, come and eat, who?... She dares, I sucked her after she talks... Cough cough, I went back to my parents' home... I laughed, come over, and bring some chicken wings by the way, um, hurry up, Ah

Hey, third brother Ah, I cooked vegetables at noon, come and eat, everyone else has arrived, you bring a yellow croaker on the way... Damn, you didn't say it earlier when you were on a business trip, wasting my saliva, get out

Hey, the fourth brother, I...oh, it's my younger brother and sister, haha, he is convenient for him in the toilet... nothing is wrong, I cooked a soup at noon, why don't you come with him to have a soup?... Then next time, next time

Hey, is it the fifth brother? At home? Have you eaten? I cooked vegetables at noon. Come and eat. Everyone else has arrived. You bring some coke and red wine on the way. The old family wants Coke. The second brother said he would drink red wine today... I don't understand either. Just go to the supermarket to find all the red wine... Speed ​​Ah

So I made ten more calls and finally filled the ingredients. If I continue to fool this, I even saved soy sauce. I took a full ten seconds to feel ashamed and became happy.

I won’t say much about how to drive a group of people away later, I’m full of tears, and I also agreed to many extremely and very unequal treaties to drive away these people who knew how to eat.

I received a text message from the boss's wife turning on the phone (what? You don't know if there is this service? I'm a loser like me who keeps deducting these useless service fees.) I quickly sent her a text message. I have a card game tonight, so you come here early, otherwise you will come to have leftovers by yourself.

The boss's wife didn't reply, and I had no choice but to flirt with the young woman while making dishes, and send a few messages to my wife from time to time. Although everyone seemed to be very happy with me, I almost replied to the wrong text message, which made me feel a little bit cold sweat.

Thinking of the possible battle at night, I turned out the American ginseng that I had thrown in the medicine box for a long time, because it said, nourishing yin and nourishing yang, hum, all the packets of ginseng were soaked out and drunk.

Waiting for pain, it was five o'clock, and I called the young woman in advance and said that she would go there later, maybe it was seven o'clock. The young woman's voice sounded so shy. My cock couldn't soften when it swelled. The young woman also told me on the phone that she should not let people see it.

I laughed a lot after hearing this, and the young woman scolded me and hung up the phone

The boss lady came late, but I just hung up the phone, and the thing below was still standing at attention, so I could only sit at the dining table and watch the boss lady

The weather has become cold these days, and the proprietress has already started wearing long trousers, but today she actually came over in a long skirt. Looking at her thin and high heels of shoes, I sighed in my mind that the woman's sense of balance is invincible.

The proprietress stood at the door and greeted dissatisfiedly: Why are you sitting here? Come and find me a shoe cover.

What kind of shoe covers? It's a waste of scenery to wrap such beautiful high heels. Come in quickly. It must be an illusion. The boss lady seems to blush frequently recently, just like now.

I can see clearly whether a person is well educated while eating. Although the boss lady is often very domineering, when she sits down and eats, she becomes a standard lady. I always think that the boss lady is really beautiful when she eats, and I find her...

Very edible

I quickly opened the red wine and poured her a glass. I was actually quite worried about this bottle of wine. When Lao Wu came in with the red wine at noon, he shouted: The supermarket is doing activities, the wine from 1988 now only costs 88, and it is packaged in pure French...

The boss took a sip and put down the cup, but didn't say much,: I don't like red wine, drink juice

No juice, no liquor?

The proprietress stared at me for a long time before biting her lip and saying: Good Ah, but I only have half a cup like you.

A full glass of white wine, I pointed to get the boss's wife completely drunk and went to the second round

There must be many friends who want me to describe the boss's skirt, but unfortunately, at that time, I was full of thoughts about how to get the boss's wife drunk and how to get the young woman. So I didn't remember the boss's dress. It seemed like a blue long skirt that looked very close to the body. The boss's chest was white. In fact, the boss's wife and I ate very quietly, but they were not as much talk as they did when we were eating in the company cafeteria.

Hello, why don't you speak? The boss's eyes are a little confused

I'm watching you, I can't help but talk again

So you guys are bad guys and pay attention to the influence of Ah! The boss turned his chopsticks and knocked on the table on my side.

I looked down along the chopsticks, and Damn, the brother standing at attention has not softened yet, the tent is too obvious, I changed my sitting position.

Why do you want me to have a meal at your house?

Uh...don't you have to come for a meal? I don't think I'm going to have enough brains

Is that right? The boss lady smirked, it seems, but I have to go back when I am full

Don't you sleep here? I swear I just don't want to send the boss's wife home and waste time on the road

The boss's wife stood up swayingly, and I quickly went over to hold her waist

Have you wanted to get me drunk and do bad things? The boss's wife's red and beautiful face leaned against my shoulder

How do you know? Although you know that the boss misunderstood, why is it so weird?

Because you have six big words "Stand on two boats" written on your forehead. The boss's wife burped gently, it smells good.

Hey hey hey, it seems like five words. The boss's wife has fallen asleep around my neck

Hahahaha, it's great, I finally got the boss's wife drunk, I can turn into a pornographic maniac, the moon is dark and the wind is high and the night of the rape, by the way, let's settle the boss's wife first

The boss's wife looked slim, but she was actually very fleshy. My princess hugged the boss's wife on the bed, looking at the boss's red face after being drunk, Alas, let's die, it's not that I haven't kissed her, so my sinful lips gently kissed the boss's woman's red lips, and quickly retreated from the room before my thoughts were out of control.

Huh, the boss lady is such a dangerous creature

You are the only young woman who can put out the fire. I put on my hat and sunglasses and went out.

Fortunately, at this time, the community basically had dinner time, and there were not many people.

I kept using ghostly body techniques, plus Lingbo’s micro-steps shuttled through the corners and edges, and the young woman’s building arrived, five meters, three meters, one meter...

Ah!

A burst of figures intertwined, and the voices were buzzing

The thief caught it

Beat him to death

...Why is it so difficult for me to steal a fragrance...Woooo...