Except for Feng Jie'er and Youshi, other girls really didn't expect that there was something like this in it.
In this case, wouldn’t the saying that Dongfu was rid of ashes be invalid?
Looking at Keqing who was crying again, everyone felt wronged for her.
However, some people still think that if it weren't for this disaster, the East Mansion would not be like this today.
It is the same as girls in previous lives who were molested and some people blamed them for their exposed clothes.
And this kind of thinking is even mainstream at the moment...
But seeing Jia Qiang so angry, people with such thoughts dare not talk too much.
Seeing Jia Qiang getting angry, she was about to attack Mama Li. Baochai hurriedly advised: Good brother, Mama Li has been drinking too much and is confused today, so she made such a joke. Don’t be as good as her.
As soon as he said this, everyone in the room was stunned.
Tanchun said with a strange expression: It makes sense, Brother Qiang is one or two years older than Sister Bao, so shouldn't he call him brother?
Baoqin smiled and said: I have always been called Brother Qiang!
Xichun is proud: Then you should call me fourth aunt!
Xiangyun understood that Tanchun and Baoqin were in order to cooperate with Baochai to ease the atmosphere and prevent things from getting bigger, so she also smiled and said: The fourth sister is so beautiful!I have to call you Brother Qiang, and I also call you aunt?What about Sister Lin?
Daiyu's beautiful eyes came straight, and she warned: Be careful with your skin!
Amid Xichun's laughter holding Yingchun, Daiyu pulled Jia Qiang's arm and advised: Forget it, let the nanny be more careful in the future.
Jia Qiang then calmed down and shouted to Madam Li who was lying there pretending to be dead: Kowtow what should be kowtow, and you should be compensated, you should be compensated, you should be paid to the dog's stomach at all ages?Go down and get twenty boards by yourself, don’t let me see you again.
Madam Li didn't pretend to be dead, so she got up quickly and kowtowed to Keqing repeatedly and said: It's all my old servant, I'm so drunk with too much yellow soup, and my words smell as smelly as farts. It disturbs my grandma's quietness. Grandma will spare me this time.
Keqing said with tears in his eyes: Forget it.
Madam Li kowtowed and thanked again, and then left in shame.
After she left, Baoyu said to Keqing: It’s all hers, don’t be sad anymore, but you’re so wronged!
Everyone: ...
Jia Qiang asked curiously: Where did you die just now?
Baoyu said sadly and angrily: I was persuaded to stop Ah!Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to spare this bad woman!When I go home, I report to the old lady and will chase her away.
Xiren couldn't help but advise: It's not possible, Grandma Li...
Before she could finish her words, Baoyu jumped and said: Which of your grandmother is she from? Are you so filial to her?It was just because I ate her breasts for a few days when I was a child.Now she is even older than her ancestors.Now I can’t eat milk anymore, so why are I raising my ancestors for nothing!Drive out, everyone is clean!After I go back, I will tell the old lady!
Feng Jie'er smiled and said, Baoyu, you can take a break. Qiang'er can pick her up because Qiang'er is the leader and Li's mother bullies the people from the East Mansion.But you are the baby son of Mother Li. People are worried about you. Even if you are old and obscene, you can't help but speak.Otherwise, the old lady will not rely on you.It alarmed the master, and you must have a good bell to tell you to know filial piety.
Baoyu muttered a few words when he heard this, but did not dare to say anything else.
Feng Jie'er said to Keqing again: Don't be sad, are we women taking the blame for the man?You are like this, and am I like this too?You are more difficult than me... If you have any room for your own choice, you won't be so.
As he said that, he looked at You Shi and said: Sister-in-law, don’t blame this wife anymore. Others don’t know what’s going on, don’t you know?She wouldn't be so far if she had any room for her own choice.Furthermore, if you live in that place, no one will laugh at anyone. Who can have one more chastity archway than anyone else?
After saying that, the Danfeng Eye glanced at You Erjie and You Sanjie.
Otherwise, Feng Jie'er was powerful, and in one word, she would defeat the three sisters of You.
If Jia Qiang is not here, You Sanjie may not be able to argue with her.
But Jia Qiang was angry just now, so Sister You San could only endure it with shame and anger.
Jia Qiang smiled at Feng Jie'er and said: Ouch!My second aunt is so aggrieved, who has let you take the blame?Jia Lian has now lost his foothold in the mansion. Everyone is looking for you and picking up Jia Lian.Are you still taking the blame?Just tell a joke!
Feng Jie'er spat, seeing that the atmosphere was not as good as before, and seeing Jia Qiang wink at her, she smiled and said: Don't mess up the fun of a woman who ate too much wine. In this way, Qiang'er just said that I told a joke, so you should tell one of them!
Jia Qiang laughed and said: Then it would be interesting to say it to the fire.
Everyone was fine. The girls each moved out a small log table, placed it by the bonfire, and put it on snacks and some side dishes. Then they stopped sitting by their bonfire, and they were next to each other, huddled together to listen to Jia Qiang telling jokes.
Daiyu looked at Jia Qiang with a smile and said: Why don’t I know, you can still tell jokes?
Jia Qiang smiled and said: Because when we are together on weekdays, we don’t need jokes at all, so we’re very happy.
Oh ~~~
Bang!
Feng Jie'er, who was beside her, picked up a branch and smashed it into the bonfire, and sneered: Qiang'er, it's almost done!
Daiyu lowered her head and refused to see anyone, but her little hand gently patted Jia Qiang's arm.
Jia Qiang smiled and said: By the way, there was a man named Lu who was smart and good at talking.There is a woman next door who is serious.A friend said to Lu: "If you can say a word, it will make this woman laugh."Let me say one more word, let this woman scold me, I will invite you a host.’Lu agreed, so the two went to find the woman together.The woman was standing at the door, and there was a dog outside the door.Lu took a few quick steps, came to the dog, and knelt down with a plop: ‘Dad!’The woman was frightened and after looking carefully, she immediately started to laugh.Unexpectedly, Lu raised his head again and said to the woman: "Mom!’The woman cursed.
The wind and clouds he said were light, but there were people around the bonfire, and they had already laughed to the ground.
Even Baochai, who has always been steady, also has embroidered handkerchief covering her face, and her shoulders are shaking constantly.
After everyone laughed so hard, Jia Qiang said to Daiyu: It’s your turn!
Daiyu is smart and natural, and has read a lot of miscellaneous books on weekdays. How could she be afraid of this?
After she angrily looked at Jia Qiang, she waited for the sisters and girls to calm down and said with a smile: The Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Palace of Heavenly Palace heard that there was a filial son Dong Yong in the world. Before he got married, he ordered his seventh daughter, the Seven Fairies, to come down to earth to marry him.When the six sisters saw off the seven fairies, Qian Ding Níngwan instructed: "Good sister, if you come to the world, if you find a filial son again, please send me a message back."’
Hahaha!
Jia Qiang really didn't expect Daiyu to tell jokes, so when she heard this little joke, she laughed out loud.
However, they found that except for a few little girls and silly roe deer Baoyu, the other sisters didn't laugh much.
Fortunately, Feng Jie'er smiled and supported her, but said: Sister Lin, don't be proud!Now that you have found Dong Yong, just joke with the other sisters?
Daiyu then realized her reaction, her pretty face turned red and said unjustly: Did I ever mean this?
Jia Qiang smoothed the scene and said with a smile: OK OK, all of them are facing each other, it’s time to go next!
Daiyu was sulking slightly, and Baochai smiled and said: I used to be a monogamous wife, and she was so jealous.Because he had been married for many years without children, one day his husband said, "I want to take a concubine."’The wife said unhappy: ‘You are so poor, how can you have money to buy a concubine?If you have money, I can agree.’So the husband tried his best to save money in his private house, borrowed some from his friend, took it home and told his wife, ‘I have saved enough money, look!’The wife snatched the money and put it in her sleeve. Yingying bowed: ‘I would rather be small, and this money happened to buy the slave.’
After saying this joke, Daiyu smirked, looked at Feng Jie'er with a wide eyelid, and said: I don't know who this joke is about?
Feng Jie'er was so angry that she almost fell to her back, and then she glared at Baochai again.
Baochai said innocently: It’s just what I saw from the book, why are you talking about?
Everyone laughed.
After a round of the turn, when he arrived at Jia Huan, Jia Huan was hesitant and reluctant to say it. Tanchun taught him a lesson: Since he followed him alive, he would be stubborn and be stubborn. If he could not get on the table like this, he would go ahead and go with the merchants!
Jia Huan was afraid that his third sister would be honest after being scolded, so he told a joke: The daughter-in-law of a family had a big belly for ten months and was about to give birth to a difficult delivery, so she almost felt pain...
The girls who listened to this changed their expressions and felt a little afraid. Tanchun almost died of anger and cursed: Are you confused or confused?Is this a joke?!
Jia Huan said aggrievedly: I haven't finished talking yet...
Baochai said angrily: If you let someone finish the joke, it will not be too late to teach a lesson. How can you punish me if you don’t teach me?
He said to Jia Huan again: Good brother, let’s just say it.
Daiyu looked at Baochai with a smile and said nothing.
Isn’t the good brother here just the right one?
It seems that she has no selfishness...
Jia Huan sniffed and continued: The woman had tossed for two or three days before giving birth to the child, and said to her husband: ‘I almost died.Fortunately, he is a boy who can pass on the family line, so we should stop slept in the same bed.If I had another baby, I would definitely not be able to survive.’
The sisters spit secretly, Baochai regretted it vaguely, and shouldn't have let Jia Huan continue to talk just now.
Who knew that this kid told such a joke...
Then Jia Huan continued: My husband felt sorry for his wife, so he had to agree and move to a side room to sleep.Two months passed in a blink of an eye. That night, my husband went to bed and was about to go to bed when someone knocked on the door. My husband was startled and he was shocked: ‘Who?’ I heard the daughter-in-law outside the door laughing and said, ‘Those who are not afraid of death are here, open the door quickly!’
puff!
Not one or two people laughed at. Du Tanchun was so cool that he jumped up, stepped forward a few steps to Jia Huan, grabbed his ear, and said sternly: Tell me, where did you learn such a vulgar joke?Do you have the face to say it?
Jia Huan was still a child after all, and he was told when he was frightened: I only remembered it after I heard my mother tell the master.If the third sister settles the score, it would be better to go back and settle with her mother!
Tanchun: ...
Fortunately, just as Tanchun was almost ashamed of shame, he suddenly heard a noise coming from outside the courtyard gate, and a figure ran over very quickly.
Everyone looked at the fire, and many people were shocked when they saw that it was a man.
Fortunately, Xiangling said in advance: Sister Xiaojing, why are you here?
The person who came was Li Jing, but she didn't have time to talk to Xiangling. After just nodding to her, she walked to Jia Qiang in three or two steps and said in a deep voice: Master, something happened. Jingyang bell rang 72 times in the palace at night. I don't know which emperor died... Master Lin from the Buzhengfang sent someone to send an emergency message, asking me to return to the city when the city gate opened tonight, and to adjust 50% of the troops, and there is no way to lose.
Jia Qiang: ...
……
In this case, wouldn’t the saying that Dongfu was rid of ashes be invalid?
Looking at Keqing who was crying again, everyone felt wronged for her.
However, some people still think that if it weren't for this disaster, the East Mansion would not be like this today.
It is the same as girls in previous lives who were molested and some people blamed them for their exposed clothes.
And this kind of thinking is even mainstream at the moment...
But seeing Jia Qiang so angry, people with such thoughts dare not talk too much.
Seeing Jia Qiang getting angry, she was about to attack Mama Li. Baochai hurriedly advised: Good brother, Mama Li has been drinking too much and is confused today, so she made such a joke. Don’t be as good as her.
As soon as he said this, everyone in the room was stunned.
Tanchun said with a strange expression: It makes sense, Brother Qiang is one or two years older than Sister Bao, so shouldn't he call him brother?
Baoqin smiled and said: I have always been called Brother Qiang!
Xichun is proud: Then you should call me fourth aunt!
Xiangyun understood that Tanchun and Baoqin were in order to cooperate with Baochai to ease the atmosphere and prevent things from getting bigger, so she also smiled and said: The fourth sister is so beautiful!I have to call you Brother Qiang, and I also call you aunt?What about Sister Lin?
Daiyu's beautiful eyes came straight, and she warned: Be careful with your skin!
Amid Xichun's laughter holding Yingchun, Daiyu pulled Jia Qiang's arm and advised: Forget it, let the nanny be more careful in the future.
Jia Qiang then calmed down and shouted to Madam Li who was lying there pretending to be dead: Kowtow what should be kowtow, and you should be compensated, you should be compensated, you should be paid to the dog's stomach at all ages?Go down and get twenty boards by yourself, don’t let me see you again.
Madam Li didn't pretend to be dead, so she got up quickly and kowtowed to Keqing repeatedly and said: It's all my old servant, I'm so drunk with too much yellow soup, and my words smell as smelly as farts. It disturbs my grandma's quietness. Grandma will spare me this time.
Keqing said with tears in his eyes: Forget it.
Madam Li kowtowed and thanked again, and then left in shame.
After she left, Baoyu said to Keqing: It’s all hers, don’t be sad anymore, but you’re so wronged!
Everyone: ...
Jia Qiang asked curiously: Where did you die just now?
Baoyu said sadly and angrily: I was persuaded to stop Ah!Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to spare this bad woman!When I go home, I report to the old lady and will chase her away.
Xiren couldn't help but advise: It's not possible, Grandma Li...
Before she could finish her words, Baoyu jumped and said: Which of your grandmother is she from? Are you so filial to her?It was just because I ate her breasts for a few days when I was a child.Now she is even older than her ancestors.Now I can’t eat milk anymore, so why are I raising my ancestors for nothing!Drive out, everyone is clean!After I go back, I will tell the old lady!
Feng Jie'er smiled and said, Baoyu, you can take a break. Qiang'er can pick her up because Qiang'er is the leader and Li's mother bullies the people from the East Mansion.But you are the baby son of Mother Li. People are worried about you. Even if you are old and obscene, you can't help but speak.Otherwise, the old lady will not rely on you.It alarmed the master, and you must have a good bell to tell you to know filial piety.
Baoyu muttered a few words when he heard this, but did not dare to say anything else.
Feng Jie'er said to Keqing again: Don't be sad, are we women taking the blame for the man?You are like this, and am I like this too?You are more difficult than me... If you have any room for your own choice, you won't be so.
As he said that, he looked at You Shi and said: Sister-in-law, don’t blame this wife anymore. Others don’t know what’s going on, don’t you know?She wouldn't be so far if she had any room for her own choice.Furthermore, if you live in that place, no one will laugh at anyone. Who can have one more chastity archway than anyone else?
After saying that, the Danfeng Eye glanced at You Erjie and You Sanjie.
Otherwise, Feng Jie'er was powerful, and in one word, she would defeat the three sisters of You.
If Jia Qiang is not here, You Sanjie may not be able to argue with her.
But Jia Qiang was angry just now, so Sister You San could only endure it with shame and anger.
Jia Qiang smiled at Feng Jie'er and said: Ouch!My second aunt is so aggrieved, who has let you take the blame?Jia Lian has now lost his foothold in the mansion. Everyone is looking for you and picking up Jia Lian.Are you still taking the blame?Just tell a joke!
Feng Jie'er spat, seeing that the atmosphere was not as good as before, and seeing Jia Qiang wink at her, she smiled and said: Don't mess up the fun of a woman who ate too much wine. In this way, Qiang'er just said that I told a joke, so you should tell one of them!
Jia Qiang laughed and said: Then it would be interesting to say it to the fire.
Everyone was fine. The girls each moved out a small log table, placed it by the bonfire, and put it on snacks and some side dishes. Then they stopped sitting by their bonfire, and they were next to each other, huddled together to listen to Jia Qiang telling jokes.
Daiyu looked at Jia Qiang with a smile and said: Why don’t I know, you can still tell jokes?
Jia Qiang smiled and said: Because when we are together on weekdays, we don’t need jokes at all, so we’re very happy.
Oh ~~~
Bang!
Feng Jie'er, who was beside her, picked up a branch and smashed it into the bonfire, and sneered: Qiang'er, it's almost done!
Daiyu lowered her head and refused to see anyone, but her little hand gently patted Jia Qiang's arm.
Jia Qiang smiled and said: By the way, there was a man named Lu who was smart and good at talking.There is a woman next door who is serious.A friend said to Lu: "If you can say a word, it will make this woman laugh."Let me say one more word, let this woman scold me, I will invite you a host.’Lu agreed, so the two went to find the woman together.The woman was standing at the door, and there was a dog outside the door.Lu took a few quick steps, came to the dog, and knelt down with a plop: ‘Dad!’The woman was frightened and after looking carefully, she immediately started to laugh.Unexpectedly, Lu raised his head again and said to the woman: "Mom!’The woman cursed.
The wind and clouds he said were light, but there were people around the bonfire, and they had already laughed to the ground.
Even Baochai, who has always been steady, also has embroidered handkerchief covering her face, and her shoulders are shaking constantly.
After everyone laughed so hard, Jia Qiang said to Daiyu: It’s your turn!
Daiyu is smart and natural, and has read a lot of miscellaneous books on weekdays. How could she be afraid of this?
After she angrily looked at Jia Qiang, she waited for the sisters and girls to calm down and said with a smile: The Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Palace of Heavenly Palace heard that there was a filial son Dong Yong in the world. Before he got married, he ordered his seventh daughter, the Seven Fairies, to come down to earth to marry him.When the six sisters saw off the seven fairies, Qian Ding Níngwan instructed: "Good sister, if you come to the world, if you find a filial son again, please send me a message back."’
Hahaha!
Jia Qiang really didn't expect Daiyu to tell jokes, so when she heard this little joke, she laughed out loud.
However, they found that except for a few little girls and silly roe deer Baoyu, the other sisters didn't laugh much.
Fortunately, Feng Jie'er smiled and supported her, but said: Sister Lin, don't be proud!Now that you have found Dong Yong, just joke with the other sisters?
Daiyu then realized her reaction, her pretty face turned red and said unjustly: Did I ever mean this?
Jia Qiang smoothed the scene and said with a smile: OK OK, all of them are facing each other, it’s time to go next!
Daiyu was sulking slightly, and Baochai smiled and said: I used to be a monogamous wife, and she was so jealous.Because he had been married for many years without children, one day his husband said, "I want to take a concubine."’The wife said unhappy: ‘You are so poor, how can you have money to buy a concubine?If you have money, I can agree.’So the husband tried his best to save money in his private house, borrowed some from his friend, took it home and told his wife, ‘I have saved enough money, look!’The wife snatched the money and put it in her sleeve. Yingying bowed: ‘I would rather be small, and this money happened to buy the slave.’
After saying this joke, Daiyu smirked, looked at Feng Jie'er with a wide eyelid, and said: I don't know who this joke is about?
Feng Jie'er was so angry that she almost fell to her back, and then she glared at Baochai again.
Baochai said innocently: It’s just what I saw from the book, why are you talking about?
Everyone laughed.
After a round of the turn, when he arrived at Jia Huan, Jia Huan was hesitant and reluctant to say it. Tanchun taught him a lesson: Since he followed him alive, he would be stubborn and be stubborn. If he could not get on the table like this, he would go ahead and go with the merchants!
Jia Huan was afraid that his third sister would be honest after being scolded, so he told a joke: The daughter-in-law of a family had a big belly for ten months and was about to give birth to a difficult delivery, so she almost felt pain...
The girls who listened to this changed their expressions and felt a little afraid. Tanchun almost died of anger and cursed: Are you confused or confused?Is this a joke?!
Jia Huan said aggrievedly: I haven't finished talking yet...
Baochai said angrily: If you let someone finish the joke, it will not be too late to teach a lesson. How can you punish me if you don’t teach me?
He said to Jia Huan again: Good brother, let’s just say it.
Daiyu looked at Baochai with a smile and said nothing.
Isn’t the good brother here just the right one?
It seems that she has no selfishness...
Jia Huan sniffed and continued: The woman had tossed for two or three days before giving birth to the child, and said to her husband: ‘I almost died.Fortunately, he is a boy who can pass on the family line, so we should stop slept in the same bed.If I had another baby, I would definitely not be able to survive.’
The sisters spit secretly, Baochai regretted it vaguely, and shouldn't have let Jia Huan continue to talk just now.
Who knew that this kid told such a joke...
Then Jia Huan continued: My husband felt sorry for his wife, so he had to agree and move to a side room to sleep.Two months passed in a blink of an eye. That night, my husband went to bed and was about to go to bed when someone knocked on the door. My husband was startled and he was shocked: ‘Who?’ I heard the daughter-in-law outside the door laughing and said, ‘Those who are not afraid of death are here, open the door quickly!’
puff!
Not one or two people laughed at. Du Tanchun was so cool that he jumped up, stepped forward a few steps to Jia Huan, grabbed his ear, and said sternly: Tell me, where did you learn such a vulgar joke?Do you have the face to say it?
Jia Huan was still a child after all, and he was told when he was frightened: I only remembered it after I heard my mother tell the master.If the third sister settles the score, it would be better to go back and settle with her mother!
Tanchun: ...
Fortunately, just as Tanchun was almost ashamed of shame, he suddenly heard a noise coming from outside the courtyard gate, and a figure ran over very quickly.
Everyone looked at the fire, and many people were shocked when they saw that it was a man.
Fortunately, Xiangling said in advance: Sister Xiaojing, why are you here?
The person who came was Li Jing, but she didn't have time to talk to Xiangling. After just nodding to her, she walked to Jia Qiang in three or two steps and said in a deep voice: Master, something happened. Jingyang bell rang 72 times in the palace at night. I don't know which emperor died... Master Lin from the Buzhengfang sent someone to send an emergency message, asking me to return to the city when the city gate opened tonight, and to adjust 50% of the troops, and there is no way to lose.
Jia Qiang: ...
……
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