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Chapter 930 Teasing beautiful aunt in front of my uncle

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After conquering Yu Wushuang, the little beauty, Lin Junyi was in a good mood. At night, she couldn't help but come to her beautiful aunt Du Yuxin's house to eat. As soon as she entered the door, Lin Junyi saw the beautiful aunt's white dress collar, snow-white deep cleavage, plump and round breasts wrapped in a black translucent lace bra, and the white and tender breasts were still exposed.

The two slender and round legs are wrapped in flesh-colored transparent crystal stockings, making them look even white and plump, full of temptation.

The white high-heeled sandals worn by Du Yuxin took off a pair of crystal-clear jade feet like a clean white lotus, and ten evenly symmetrical and just right white toes were neatly exposed. The carefully trimmed toenails were coated with a thin layer of light red transparent nail polish, as if they were ten violet petals stuck on them.

The foot board is very thin and the arch is beautiful.

The darker-colored sock head part, the unbearable heat toes twisted inside, and the tender jade feet wearing flesh-colored transparent crystal stockings made Lin Junyi crazy.

A pair of round ankles makes people think about it. Through the gaps between the soles of the shoes and the soles of the feet, you can also see her white soles.

Her calves are as white as a piece of jade lotus root, slender and strong, and her lubricated skin emits a charming luster.

The white dress could not cover her slender thighs, and the curved sitting posture made one thigh with jade-white and smooth skin almost completely exposed, not like a mother who had two children at all.

Xiaoyi, you are here!Du Yuxin saw a hint of surprise flashing in Lin Junyi's beautiful eyes. If she hadn't been worried about it, she would have pounced on Lin Junyi's arms long ago.

Lin Junyi looked at Du Yuxin's plump and orderly body, and felt a fire of desire rising from under her lower abdomen. He moved his heart, took a step forward, hugged her beautiful aunt in her arms, and then opened her mouth and kissed her sexy red lips heavily.

Well... Little bad guy, where is your uncle at home?Do you want to kill me Ah!Du Yuxin was panting by Lin Junyi's passionate kiss, her body was soft and she couldn't even stand firmly.

Hehe, don’t I miss you like Yuxin?After a few days, your breasts have grown a lot bigger again!Lin Junyi hugged the beautiful aunt's plump body, and she felt like she was hugging a ball of cotton, very soft and smooth.

She is truly a pampered lady.

You are really vulgar, and you can say this kind of thing!Du Yuxin gave Lin Junyi a coquettish look and said.

Hehe, what is this!Haven’t we said all the more unrestrained words when we were in bed?...By the way,...Yu Xin I have come to you several times, but you are not at home. Are you very busy recently?Lin Junyi and Du Yuxin pulled down her room and closed the door and asked.

Du Yuxin changed her position and lay comfortably in Lin Junyi's arms, then hugged Lin Junyi's neck like a koala, and said with a sigh of relief.

It's Ah, I've been so busy these days!He is the director of CCTV, and the New Year is about to be celebrated. Everyone in the station is busy preparing for the Spring Festival Gala and screening of the program. My secretary happened to get married these days, so I had to do everything myself.Du Yuxin sighed and said quietly.

Aunt, do you think you are the director of CCTV?Also responsible for preparing for the Spring Festival Gala?Lin Junyi asked in disbelief.

You should know that CCTV's Spring Festival Gala is almost the most popular and most popular program in the world. In later generations, even though those celebrities gained fame and fortune in the film and television industry, they still wanted to sharpen their heads during the Chinese New Year and go to the Spring Festival Gala.

In terms of performance scale, cast, broadcast duration and audience ratings at home and abroad, the Spring Festival Gala set a total of three world-class world variety shows in the China World Record Association World Variety Gala, and was selected as the China World Record Association's highest-rated variety show gala; the world's longest-running variety show gala; and the world's most actors' variety show gala.

In April 2012, the Chinese Spring Festival Gala won the Guinness World Record Certificate.

(History of the Spring Festival Gala) 1983 The Spring Festival Gala was born

1983

The Spring Festival Gala was born

In 1983, CCTV's first Spring Festival Gala was unveiled.

At that time, there were no special hosts for the Spring Festival Gala, and Ma Ji, Jiang Kun, Wang Jingyu and Liu Xiaoqing became the leaders of the first Spring Festival Gala.

Li Guyi became the first singer to officially appear on the Spring Festival Gala, and his song "Love in the Countryside" left a deep impression on countless people.

The costumes of the first Spring Festival Gala show a strong atmosphere of the times. Liu Xiaoqing, one of the hosts, wore a red dress and black shawl hair, highlighting her youthfulness and a simple smile unique to the 1980s.

Most male hosts wear Zhongshan suits and khaki work clothes. They occasionally see suits but don’t wear tie.

Although this evening party is a bit immature, it is a sign that Chinese TV programs have taken a big step.

1984

Chen Peisi comes out

The Spring Festival Gala in 1984 created several firsts, and the audience met the new job of Sketch Actor.

Ma Ji shouted about the Universe brand cigarettes on the stage, and then Chen Peisi was tortured by Zhu Shimao to eat noodles one bowl after another.

Zhang Mingmin's song "My Chinese Heart" in Zhongshan suit made mainland audiences understand that the original Hong Kong and Taiwan songs were not just the mediocre sounds, but "Unforgettable Tonight" sung by Li Guyi, lyrics by Qiao Yu, and composed by Wang Ming also became a fixed ending song for the Spring Festival Gala in the future.

It can be said that this Spring Festival Gala is already relatively mature, especially the emergence of sketches and crosstalk, which has given the following Spring Festival Gala an object that the people can talk about.

1985

Public apology

Huang Yihe, director of the 1985 Spring Festival Gala, moved the stage to the Beijing Workers' Stadium, and the unsuccessful evening party was strongly criticized by the media.

Under strong public pressure, CCTV had to apologize to the audience across the country in the "News Broadcast" on March 2, 1985 and express: I sincerely accept everyone's criticism.Due to the generally poor quality of the program, only one song became popular this year, which is "The Moon of the Fifteenth", which of course made the lead singer Dong Wenhua famous.

1986

Peach blossoms are in full bloom

Jiang Dawei's singing has moved generations. In the 1986 Spring Festival Gala, he sang the famous song "In the Place where Peach Blossoms" for a while, and sang it nationwide.

Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao continued to partner and launched another hilarious sketch "Mutton Skewers". Chen Peisi played the role of a bad hawker. It is said that since then, the vendors selling mutton skewers on the street have begun to refer to his dressing on the Spring Festival Gala.

At this time, the Spring Festival Gala began to mature, and many types of programs continued into a fixed pattern and were recognized by the audience.

Many sketches and crosstalk have become jokes that are taught on the streets and alleys.

Maturity period

Netizen comments: I can almost remember the 1980s, but I just can't remember the programs of the Spring Festival Gala last year.

1987

Climb to the peak

The most popular person this year was Fei Xiáng. This tall singer with half Chinese descent sang "Clouds in Hometown" and "A Fire in Winter" and "A Fire in Winter".

The powerful song "Give You Tomorrow's Sun" brought by Hong Kong singer Li Yi Yi is catchy and became popular after the party.

This year's Spring Festival Gala was a small peak after the 1984 Spring Festival Gala. The crosstalk included Ma Ji, Zhao Yan and others' group crosstalk "Five Characters Fighting for Merit"; "Tiger Mouth Reverie" performed by Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong performed a new version of "Tiger Mouth Escape".

The sketch "In front of the delivery room" performed by Guo Da, Yang Lei and others is also hilarious.

1988

Zhao Lirong takes the stage

Mao Amin's "Missing" was launched on the Spring Festival Gala. At this time, she was in the limelight. Because the song insisted on a positive and lyrical route, she became an overseas singer recognized by the public, and family affection is also an important part of her song theme.

Another sketch actor who is loved by the audience also appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala this year, which is Zhao Lirong. She performed the sketch "Emergency Clinic" with the actor You Benchang, who became famous for "Jigong", which made people remember this little old lady.

Chen Peisi and Xiao Xiangyu's sketch "Dog Baby and Hei Niu" also won applause.

1989

Song Dandan debuts

This year, Wei Wei sang "Dedication of Love" and played the emotional card. The party gave all kinds of packaging and support. In the touching scene, Wei Wei sang this song affectionately, achieving good live effects and social response.

"Follow the Feeling" sung by Pan Anbang is highly favored, and "Singing and Smile" sung by children has also injected new vitality into the creation of children's songs that have been poor for many years. In fact, "Singing and Smile" has also achieved the effect of being suitable for both young and old.

Zhao Lirong won the hearts of countless viewers with her sketch "A Day of a Hero Mother" co-starring with Hou Yuewen.

That Spring Festival Gala also gave birth to another big name in the future. She was Song Dandan, and the sketch "Lazy Man Blind Dating" made everyone remember her.

1990

Zhao Benshan Blind date

The sketch "Blind Date" performed by Zhao Benshan and Huang Xiaojuan suddenly pushed Zhao Benshan to the ranks of the most popular actors in the country. Since then, Zhao Benshan has become one of the most anticipated actors in the Spring Festival Gala every year.

Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao's "The Protagonist and Supporting Character", Yue Hong and Gong Hanlin's "Playing Mahjong", Yan Shunkai and Huang Hong's "Brothers in Desperate" are all wonderful.

Peak period

Netizen comments: After the classic 1990s, the scenes are getting bigger every year, but they are not watching them every year.

1991

Hong Kong and Taiwan stars take charge

This year can be said to be a party that many Hong Kong and Taiwan singers must thank. Zhen Ni sang "Lu Binghua", Pan Meichen sang "I Want to Have a Home", and Jiang Yuheng sang "Looking Back". Their acting career in the mainland has been illuminated or even brighter since then.

In terms of hosts, Zhao Zhongxiang and Ni Ping began their nearly ten years of dominance of the Spring Festival Gala host.

Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao still did not disassemble the show and performed "Police and Thief", while Zhao Benshan and his partner Yang Lei presented the comedy sketch "Xiao Jiu Lao Le" to the audience.

1992

Zhao Gong formed a mother-son file

The hottest Taiwanese idol group Little Tiger Team and Red Boy came to the Spring Festival Gala, and military singer Yu Junjian's "Saying the Heart" became the favorite thing for soldiers to say in the future.

The most unforgettable thing is the sentence: Tango is walking around, shaking one by one, and turning back two times.

In "Mom's Today", the outstanding cooperation between Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin began the golden years of this mother-son partner.

The combination of traditional Tang suits and suits, coupled with the change of color, reflects that in the past ten years of the Spring Festival Gala, people have increasingly high requirements for clothing and are paying more and more attention.

1993

Yan Shunkai and Zhang San

The most popular song of the Spring Festival Gala this year is undoubtedly Mao Ning's "The Sound of the Waves". He boarded the Spring Festival Gala, a big ship leading to success with an old boat ticket.

"The Lobby Song" performed by Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong, and "Hou Daming" by Hou Yuewen and Shi Fukuan have become the crosstalk jokes that are highly on-demand in the future.

The sketch "Zhang Sanqiren" starring Yan Shunkai transitions the sketch of the Spring Festival Gala from blindly funny to focusing on the lives of ordinary little people.

1994

Poker lead role

The performance of Red Peach A and Spade K played by Huang Hong and Hou Yuewen made the old classmates show their popularity this time. The sketch "Playing Poker" brought all the ridiculous things in the commodity economy tide for a walk.

The "Idea Company" performed by Niu Qun and Feng Gong also brings happiness to people. How can we make our wallets bulge quickly?Changing all the big tickets for change can still make people smile.

There are almost military songs at the Spring Festival Gala every year. Yan Weiwen sang "1234 Songs" with great strength and loudness, singing the heroic spirit of the soldiers of the three armies.

There are not many songs that can be circulated for many years, and "The Great Wall" and "I Become You when Growing Up" have also become songs sung.

Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao finally made innovations, added magic to the sketch, and presented "The Great Change of Living Man".

Decline

Netizen comments: Although the current Spring Festival Gala has gorgeous stages and moving sounds and lights, it feels empty and empty.

A song that a person can sing is divided into 5 people, one sentence per person, and everyone is familiar with each other; sketches of crosstalk are out of reality, and there are fewer knowing laughs from the heart before, all of which are those children making excuses below.

1995

Zhao Ma sings RAP

The most outstanding sketch that year was "Such Packaging" performed by Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin.

Under Gong Hanlin's packaging, Zhao Ma put on fashionable clothes, changed Pingju to RAP, and sang and danced, satirizing the popular packaging craze in the entertainment industry.

The 1995 Spring Festival Gala can be regarded as the beginning of the modern Spring Festival Gala. First, a large number of record singers entered the Spring Festival Gala. Many songs were works that had been tested by the market and received invitations from the evening party; second, the emergence of skewers (or platter songs, galas called songs) was the appearance of the gala. For various considerations, the evening party refined the songs of each singer to not be repeated, and performed several songs within 5 or 6 minutes. Judging from the year, this practice did not have side effects. Many songs with high singing rates appeared, including Song Zuying's "Hot Girl", Gao Linsheng's "The One Who Cares You Is Me", Chen Hong and Sun Hao's "Chinese Ballad", Xie Dong's "Smile Face", Lao Lang's "You Are the Deskmates", Andy Lau's "Forget Love Water", and Liu Bin's "The Soldier".

1996

Pan Changjiang's performance

"Funny Robots" performed by Huang Hong and Cai Ming, depicting a joke that makes when a married man buys back a robot wife and constantly debugs clean, understanding and other types.

This time, Zhao Ma played an old lady who went out to work and met the unscrupulous boss Gong Hanlin, which led to a work adventure.

There have been many Hong Kong and Taiwan singers this year, but the response is almost the smallest in history.

Due to various reasons such as piracy, many Hong Kong and Taiwan singers cannot guarantee that there will be new records every year, and they cannot guarantee that there will be popular songs every year.

Sally Yeh sang "My Love Says to You" in 1995 almost delayed.

Pan Changjiang officially landed on the Spring Festival Gala this year, and used a music sketch "Crossing the River", which made everyone remember this bean bag with a low figure and a special hairstyle.

1997

Welcome back

Hong Kong is finally going to return to the embrace of the motherland, so such meaningful themes are naturally indispensable in the Spring Festival Gala.

Dong Wenhua sang "Story of Spring", and Sun Guoqing and Peng Ling sang "1997 AD" to give their hearts to the return of Hong Kong.

The word "Chinese Macho" was released in Wei Ji'an and Gao Xiumin's sketch "Dark Willows and Flowers" and won the third prize in the 1997 Spring Festival Gala.

1998

Faye Wong meets 98

Na Ying and Faye Wong's singing "Meeting 98" not only made Faye Wong approach her fans, especially mainland fans in a relatively active and mainstream way, but their chorus has greatly improved their status and popularity in the music industry.

Fan Xiaoxuan's "Health Song" has led the Chinese to twist their butts together. It is undeniable that the Spring Festival Gala made Fan Xiaoxuan's popularity in the mainland unparalleled as before. The posture of grandma's love and grandpa's love is the whole predecessor of a little son.

Liu Huan's "The Song of the Heroes" was the best in the TV series "Water Margin", and it was the Spring Festival Gala.

1999

"Tell the truth"

That year, the Spring Festival Gala became popular, which was "Go Home to Check It".

Based on the famous CCTV program "Tell the Truth" that was popular back then, the sketch "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow" created has also become one of the best Spring Festival Gala skits in the minds of many viewers. Cui Yongyuan, Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan joined forces to make the laughter fruit amazing.

The Spring Festival Gala outfits that year were novel in matching. Evening dresses with Tang suits, which combine Chinese and Western styles, will surely lead this year's fashion trend.

Around that year, "Titanic" was super popular.

There is a huge picture in the sketch. Gong Hanlin and Jinzhu stand on the tractor in the classic posture of the male and female protagonists on the boat. They are simply the originator of the picture spoof.

2000

"My Fair Princess"

"Return of the Condor Heroes" became popular in China. During the Spring Festival Gala this year, Zhao Wei became one of the many hosts, and Ruby Ruby and Cui Yongyuan also sang "She" on stage. Everyone may not remember that the singer who started to appear in the singing and dancing "Welcome Spring in" in the performance was Zhang Ziyi, who is now very popular.

The funnyest sketch that night was still "Hoursday Worker" performed by Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan. If you take off my vest, I won't know you anymore?Song Dandan and Zhao Benshan added a new term to the Devil Dictionary.

2001 The Great Scam

After Zhao Benshan's interpretation in "Selling Killers", this noun suddenly became synonymous with liars.

A literary worker must have a sense of responsibility to society. Among the many sketch actors, Zhao Benshan is undoubtedly the one who can cheer for the people the most. You can see the whole leopard with a glimpse of "Selling Killing".

2002: Fraud, then fraud.

People say that one learns from one’s mistakes and one’s wisdom is gained, and Fan Wei obviously learned from the lessons of the previous year.

But in the end, he couldn't resist Zhao Benshan's foolings.

With the depression and regrets of 2001, we will continue to deceive the whole thing.

Benshan’s most classic line is that sentence “It’s transferred” and it set off another climax in 2002.

Relive that classic script!

In 2003, "Let Love Live My Home" sings the warmth of Era

The program that left the deepest impression on everyone this year was the song "Let Love Live My Home" from an ordinary family, which sang the voice of all families in the world.

Especially the kind of family affection shown by the family of four is desirable.

Because in the E era, we sometimes ignore emotions.

2004 Vacant

Jay Chou's "Dragon Fist" is like a juggling. Zhao Benshan incited the tragedy he was not good at in "The Water Delivery Man", Sha Baoliang did not sing the "Dark Fragrance" that thousands of people expected but sang "Chinatown" with a bunch of people. The "Dancing Soul" by the Irish Dance Soul Dance Troupe is wonderful, but there are no lyrics... The sketch "The Water Delivery Man" should be a milestone in Zhao Benshan's sketch history, because no matter whether it succeeds or fails, it overturns Zhao Benshan's usual performance style. At the beginning, it made it difficult for me, who was already used to his talk show-like lines, but this sketch is very intoxicating. After chewing, it will have a faint and unique taste.

2005 Love is our common language.

What is the best program in the 2005 Spring Festival Gala?

Everyone will say it is "Thousand-Handed Guanyin".

Tai Lihua and her 20 deaf and mute sisters danced "Thousand-Handed Guanyin" which perfectly combined the beauty of harmony and the beauty of human nature under the command of four sign language teachers.

The dance lasted 6 minutes and the applause reached 10 times.

This dance, performed by 21 deaf and mute people from the China Disabled Art Troupe, became the most popular program of the 2005 Spring Festival Gala with its clever conception and uniform movements.

During the preparations for the 2006 Spring Festival Gala, one of the most questions director Lang Kun was asked was whether there would be a program that surpassed "Thousand-Armed Guanyin".

2006 Three Auspicious Treasures

Ava, (ah) Nasa Aden Golu, (oh, yes)... "The Three Auspicious Treasures" written by Buren Bayar, host of China Radio International, and sung by him, his wife Urina and his 7-year-old niece Ingma, is fresh and natural, and is very popular.

The sketch "Talking Things" continues the story of "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow": The couple Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan have both appeared on the front page of the local daily since they appeared on CCTV's "Telling the Truth" program. Since then, their lives have undergone tremendous changes...

You are so talented in 2007!

Laying eggs, the fighter among the roosters!Zhao Benshan's sketch "Planning" has a funny plot, and the ending is unexpected and intriguing.Of course, Zhao Benshan won the title of Sketch King by living up to expectations.

2008 Why?

This was originally a classic line from Zhao Benshan’s apprentice, Xiao Shenyang.

But in the sketch "Dream Home", this sentence pops up from the sales lady played by Cai Ming from time to time, making people laugh.

In addition, Feng Gong's "Bus Concerto", military-themed sketch "Military Wife Going to the Island", Zhao Benshan's "Torchbearer" and other programs are also very popular with the audience.

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