I can't get a sucking shit after eating, and I can't get a stool when I squatted on the shit pit...
Decided to pat your butt and hold a press conference to explain the theme I discovered recently: The Secret Garden of the Eternal Kingdom.
Here, let’s first explain the Secret Garden.
……
As a person, I don’t have any lofty ideals, I just want to write a short essay and fantasize.
But what object should I fantasize about?
Ah Hey, this has stumped me!
You should know that women who fantasize about reality will be guilty!
So I thought Ah, racked his brains, and with a flash of inspiration, I thought of the elf...
OK, just elves!How cool is the elves? People all over the world know that elves are forever in their youth, beautiful and noble and pure…
OK, we are just fantasizing about them!But, the problem arose again.
Elfs are noble races and are above humans. What kind of virtue can we be old-fashioned? Can we lead everyone to fantasize about them?
So I had this idea: no matter whether the elf God Ah Demon Ah Orc Ah, will it be extinct for us humans in the end?
(Long live humans…)
So I arranged a major premise for human genocide, so that all the gods, demons, orcs, and only the most beautiful elves can be left so that they can fantasize about them...
Therefore, the great and noble elves fled and hid in a quiet forest, which is the mysterious garden.
In this mysterious garden, I began to implement great plans to invade the secret gardens of one elf woman's body and soul.
From this, the secret garden can be explained as: one refers to the secluded forest where the elves live, and the other refers to the mysterious garden of women.
As our Miscellaneous Demon Bru said: The so-called heaven is the mysterious garden of women.
In fact, women's mysterious garden is a paradise for every man...
Okay, there is too much nonsense, the Garden has solved it, we invite the great Demon Blue to appear and explain the Eternal Kingdom.
(Flowers, flowers: applause, applause...)
The lewd demon Blu walked out naked, with the beautiful lady Nong's chest hanging on her chest. He walked onto the podium proudly and shouted: Hug!Thank you everyone, thank you for giving me the opportunity to show up. I will explain to you what eternity is!Women, pay attention!
The demon Blu suddenly kicked off the podium, pulled his lust out of Nong's body, and saluted all the audience.
My big cock is eternal... I kicked him into the backstage with a scud, nodded and bowed to the audience, explained the plot confusion, and then explained the eternal kingdom: The so-called eternal kingdom is that under the premise of human genocide, the elves seek a country that can accommodate their almost eternal life. The second is to reflect such a truth: sex is the eternal theme and our eternal soul kingdom.I still want to express a kind of survival and desire, purity and evil, destruction and hope...
It’s so terrible, Bru ignores me if he has Nong Ye. What should you do if you ask me to do?I was foaming at the mouth, and a slutty Mansha came out in the middle of the journey and ran naked to my justice podium, causing me to squirt blood from my old-fashioned nose, hugging her impulsively, and both hid under the podium (Imagine the riot under the pork stage in Stephen Chow's "Domestic 007" to understand the scene at this time... In fact, nothing happened).
Suddenly, I felt so sorry for the audience, so I gasped and shouted: I am old-fashioned and now I have changed my job to a hard-working gardener... I am so sorry to everyone, please go find your own secret garden too!It's over. Thank you for your appreciation. See you next episode!
(Audience below: support sex, support lustful demon, come on, come on…)
Decided to pat your butt and hold a press conference to explain the theme I discovered recently: The Secret Garden of the Eternal Kingdom.
Here, let’s first explain the Secret Garden.
……
As a person, I don’t have any lofty ideals, I just want to write a short essay and fantasize.
But what object should I fantasize about?
Ah Hey, this has stumped me!
You should know that women who fantasize about reality will be guilty!
So I thought Ah, racked his brains, and with a flash of inspiration, I thought of the elf...
OK, just elves!How cool is the elves? People all over the world know that elves are forever in their youth, beautiful and noble and pure…
OK, we are just fantasizing about them!But, the problem arose again.
Elfs are noble races and are above humans. What kind of virtue can we be old-fashioned? Can we lead everyone to fantasize about them?
So I had this idea: no matter whether the elf God Ah Demon Ah Orc Ah, will it be extinct for us humans in the end?
(Long live humans…)
So I arranged a major premise for human genocide, so that all the gods, demons, orcs, and only the most beautiful elves can be left so that they can fantasize about them...
Therefore, the great and noble elves fled and hid in a quiet forest, which is the mysterious garden.
In this mysterious garden, I began to implement great plans to invade the secret gardens of one elf woman's body and soul.
From this, the secret garden can be explained as: one refers to the secluded forest where the elves live, and the other refers to the mysterious garden of women.
As our Miscellaneous Demon Bru said: The so-called heaven is the mysterious garden of women.
In fact, women's mysterious garden is a paradise for every man...
Okay, there is too much nonsense, the Garden has solved it, we invite the great Demon Blue to appear and explain the Eternal Kingdom.
(Flowers, flowers: applause, applause...)
The lewd demon Blu walked out naked, with the beautiful lady Nong's chest hanging on her chest. He walked onto the podium proudly and shouted: Hug!Thank you everyone, thank you for giving me the opportunity to show up. I will explain to you what eternity is!Women, pay attention!
The demon Blu suddenly kicked off the podium, pulled his lust out of Nong's body, and saluted all the audience.
My big cock is eternal... I kicked him into the backstage with a scud, nodded and bowed to the audience, explained the plot confusion, and then explained the eternal kingdom: The so-called eternal kingdom is that under the premise of human genocide, the elves seek a country that can accommodate their almost eternal life. The second is to reflect such a truth: sex is the eternal theme and our eternal soul kingdom.I still want to express a kind of survival and desire, purity and evil, destruction and hope...
It’s so terrible, Bru ignores me if he has Nong Ye. What should you do if you ask me to do?I was foaming at the mouth, and a slutty Mansha came out in the middle of the journey and ran naked to my justice podium, causing me to squirt blood from my old-fashioned nose, hugging her impulsively, and both hid under the podium (Imagine the riot under the pork stage in Stephen Chow's "Domestic 007" to understand the scene at this time... In fact, nothing happened).
Suddenly, I felt so sorry for the audience, so I gasped and shouted: I am old-fashioned and now I have changed my job to a hard-working gardener... I am so sorry to everyone, please go find your own secret garden too!It's over. Thank you for your appreciation. See you next episode!
(Audience below: support sex, support lustful demon, come on, come on…)