Bru went to heaven in a daze (Taeva's credit), walked in the clouds, and saw that all the angels were wearing very little clothes. He thought to himself: Wow, angels are the same, they are all very lewd, no, they are even more lewd than us, and they wear so little at all times. Is it to facilitate sex anytime and anywhere?What, seduce me?
He saw a female angel looking at him, and his eyes were so captivating that he couldn't help but feel lust rising. He immediately took off his pants and clothes in the clouds of heaven (the clothes fell to the ground and were picked up by a human being, called "Tianluyi", which is a very powerful set of clothes in later martial arts novels). He rushed over with a huge stick, lifted up the angel's gauze-like dress, and began to...
As the saying goes, if a knife is on the head of the word "se", Bru cannot escape the sword of punishment in heaven and was arrested by the General Administration of Heaven for rape.
So he began to convict. The male angel said jealously that he wanted to cut off his cock and asked him to reincarnate and become a eunuch or a shemale, and even more so that he could become a woman. The female angel loved his dragon root and said that it would be a pity to cut it, so it would be better to reincarnate him as a donkey...
When there were many different opinions, a couple came on the clouds.
Bru recognized that it was his mother and asked for help loudly: Mom, save me Ah, they said they wanted to cut my cock, I was so scared that I was running out of my way!Wow, mom, who is the lover next to you?
Boer roared: Bastard, I am you!
Blu (unbelievable): Why am I not like you?I'm much handsomer than you...
Boole (unconvinced): That's when you have a beautiful mother.
Damn it, it's like taking off your pants!
Efe asked the elders of heaven: What sin did my son commit?
Elders: He raped the angel...
Boole (an expression of wrongdoing): Mom, they framed me, it was the slutty angel who seduced me. When they were having sex with me, they kept moaning and kept flowing with vaginal fluid...
Boole: Damn, this is your fault. No wonder the thunderstorm will be caused by the Cang. It turns out that it was you who did it.
Efe (pleads again): All elders, my son is a new arrival and does not understand the rules of heaven. Please forgive him once!
Male Angels (jealously): They cannot be forgiven. They rely on their long and long cock, did not sign in, and they were showing off everywhere...
Female Angels (sexy): We support and forgive... It's okay to have a few more times!
Boole (asked Bru privately): Son, I made this mistake when I first came.
I tell you, next time you have sex with angels, remember to wear condoms, because angels are not allowed to have children. If you don’t wear condoms, you will have sex with them. Even if they are voluntarily, you will be raped!
Blu: What if I was raped by them?
Boole: Like, you are still a rapist...
Blu (angry): This is unfair, gender equality!Besides, we haven't invented condoms on the ground yet...
Boole (excited): I carry it with me.
Boer touched his chest and took out a square plastic bag.
Bru took it and took a look, it said: Produced by heaven, ensure safety.
Bru was about to eat, so Buer hurriedly grabbed it and put it in his bra, saying: This is not for food, don't waste it, it's super expensive.
Blu: How to use it?Boole: Go back and teach you.
When the father and son were talking, they were already far away from the General Administration of Paradise. Effie chased after him and the family of three reunited.
Effie: They finally promised to forgive our son.
Boole: I don’t bother with them, I’m not under heaven.
Blu (curious): Old man, where are you regulated?
Boole: I went on vacation from hell to heaven.
Blu: Sure enough, old man, you have to go to hell, haha.
Boole: Hell is more fun than heaven. There is no need to wear condoms there. If it weren't for your mother, I wouldn't bother going to heaven. It's very troublesome here. I have to buy their leaked products at a high price.
Blu: How many days do you come up a year?
Boole: Three Hundred and Sixty-Five Days.
Blu (screaming): Isn’t that in heaven all year round?I thought you were like cowherds and weaving cows, and you only gathered for one day a year.
Boer (laughing): Cowherd and Weaver Girl?Don't mention those two crazy people in front of me. The man looks like a stupid B, he can only learn from women playing the flute, and the woman looks like a pervert, holding a stick and tugging it around.
These two madmen made the world nervous and promoted their love.
Damn, men should hold sticks, women have to learn to play the flute. It doesn’t matter if the two perverts are wrong. The most perverted thing is that on the day they meet every year, the man rides on the scalper and keeps blowing, and the woman holds the stick and keeps inserting the Ah in front of the loom...
Blu: Old man, you can't laugh at them like this. Many of them believe in men and women, and the Cowherd plays the flute...
Boole (Soteric): The flute and the flute are just horizontal and vertical issues. Blowing horizontally is no different from blowing vertically. They are both blowing something.
Bru: You're wrong...
Boole (angry): I have the final say, my son stands aside!
Effi: Don’t argue, you two, Lu'er, how did you get up?
Bru: I don’t know either. It’s probably Taeva who beat me to death.
Bull: Fuck, you can't even deal with Ta'Eva, I'll go down and fuck her to death!
Blu (proudly): I fucked her so many times that she had died...
Boole (Ecstasy): So awesome?Is there any elf queen fucking?
Bru: No.
Boole: Forget it, the Elf Queen, but you have to comfort Xianti and Chimei on behalf of me.
Blu (a great discovery of conscience): They are your women, why are they my second and third mothers, and I’m not incest?
Boole: Incest means incest, we are a family of lustful beasts.
Blu (turning to Efe): Mom, do you support me in getting them too?
Boole (kicked): Fuck you boy, your mother is extremely pure. You dare to ask these shameless words in front of her... I'll kick you to hell.
Blue screamed in the sky: Old man, you haven't taught me how to use condoms...
Bloody mandarin duck finished
He saw a female angel looking at him, and his eyes were so captivating that he couldn't help but feel lust rising. He immediately took off his pants and clothes in the clouds of heaven (the clothes fell to the ground and were picked up by a human being, called "Tianluyi", which is a very powerful set of clothes in later martial arts novels). He rushed over with a huge stick, lifted up the angel's gauze-like dress, and began to...
As the saying goes, if a knife is on the head of the word "se", Bru cannot escape the sword of punishment in heaven and was arrested by the General Administration of Heaven for rape.
So he began to convict. The male angel said jealously that he wanted to cut off his cock and asked him to reincarnate and become a eunuch or a shemale, and even more so that he could become a woman. The female angel loved his dragon root and said that it would be a pity to cut it, so it would be better to reincarnate him as a donkey...
When there were many different opinions, a couple came on the clouds.
Bru recognized that it was his mother and asked for help loudly: Mom, save me Ah, they said they wanted to cut my cock, I was so scared that I was running out of my way!Wow, mom, who is the lover next to you?
Boer roared: Bastard, I am you!
Blu (unbelievable): Why am I not like you?I'm much handsomer than you...
Boole (unconvinced): That's when you have a beautiful mother.
Damn it, it's like taking off your pants!
Efe asked the elders of heaven: What sin did my son commit?
Elders: He raped the angel...
Boole (an expression of wrongdoing): Mom, they framed me, it was the slutty angel who seduced me. When they were having sex with me, they kept moaning and kept flowing with vaginal fluid...
Boole: Damn, this is your fault. No wonder the thunderstorm will be caused by the Cang. It turns out that it was you who did it.
Efe (pleads again): All elders, my son is a new arrival and does not understand the rules of heaven. Please forgive him once!
Male Angels (jealously): They cannot be forgiven. They rely on their long and long cock, did not sign in, and they were showing off everywhere...
Female Angels (sexy): We support and forgive... It's okay to have a few more times!
Boole (asked Bru privately): Son, I made this mistake when I first came.
I tell you, next time you have sex with angels, remember to wear condoms, because angels are not allowed to have children. If you don’t wear condoms, you will have sex with them. Even if they are voluntarily, you will be raped!
Blu: What if I was raped by them?
Boole: Like, you are still a rapist...
Blu (angry): This is unfair, gender equality!Besides, we haven't invented condoms on the ground yet...
Boole (excited): I carry it with me.
Boer touched his chest and took out a square plastic bag.
Bru took it and took a look, it said: Produced by heaven, ensure safety.
Bru was about to eat, so Buer hurriedly grabbed it and put it in his bra, saying: This is not for food, don't waste it, it's super expensive.
Blu: How to use it?Boole: Go back and teach you.
When the father and son were talking, they were already far away from the General Administration of Paradise. Effie chased after him and the family of three reunited.
Effie: They finally promised to forgive our son.
Boole: I don’t bother with them, I’m not under heaven.
Blu (curious): Old man, where are you regulated?
Boole: I went on vacation from hell to heaven.
Blu: Sure enough, old man, you have to go to hell, haha.
Boole: Hell is more fun than heaven. There is no need to wear condoms there. If it weren't for your mother, I wouldn't bother going to heaven. It's very troublesome here. I have to buy their leaked products at a high price.
Blu: How many days do you come up a year?
Boole: Three Hundred and Sixty-Five Days.
Blu (screaming): Isn’t that in heaven all year round?I thought you were like cowherds and weaving cows, and you only gathered for one day a year.
Boer (laughing): Cowherd and Weaver Girl?Don't mention those two crazy people in front of me. The man looks like a stupid B, he can only learn from women playing the flute, and the woman looks like a pervert, holding a stick and tugging it around.
These two madmen made the world nervous and promoted their love.
Damn, men should hold sticks, women have to learn to play the flute. It doesn’t matter if the two perverts are wrong. The most perverted thing is that on the day they meet every year, the man rides on the scalper and keeps blowing, and the woman holds the stick and keeps inserting the Ah in front of the loom...
Blu: Old man, you can't laugh at them like this. Many of them believe in men and women, and the Cowherd plays the flute...
Boole (Soteric): The flute and the flute are just horizontal and vertical issues. Blowing horizontally is no different from blowing vertically. They are both blowing something.
Bru: You're wrong...
Boole (angry): I have the final say, my son stands aside!
Effi: Don’t argue, you two, Lu'er, how did you get up?
Bru: I don’t know either. It’s probably Taeva who beat me to death.
Bull: Fuck, you can't even deal with Ta'Eva, I'll go down and fuck her to death!
Blu (proudly): I fucked her so many times that she had died...
Boole (Ecstasy): So awesome?Is there any elf queen fucking?
Bru: No.
Boole: Forget it, the Elf Queen, but you have to comfort Xianti and Chimei on behalf of me.
Blu (a great discovery of conscience): They are your women, why are they my second and third mothers, and I’m not incest?
Boole: Incest means incest, we are a family of lustful beasts.
Blu (turning to Efe): Mom, do you support me in getting them too?
Boole (kicked): Fuck you boy, your mother is extremely pure. You dare to ask these shameless words in front of her... I'll kick you to hell.
Blue screamed in the sky: Old man, you haven't taught me how to use condoms...
Bloody mandarin duck finished
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