The old-fashioned wanted to be more artistic, so he bought a few plates of chrysanthemums, thinking that they would wait until September Double Ninth Festival, and the whole house was full of golden armor. Let's see who dares to cause trouble for me?Put on golden armor and snatch the milk to death...
But there is such a person who is not afraid of death. That guy is a bastard. He actually stole the old chrysanthemums and was caught by the old man. His lewd poem scared the old cunt: feeding roundworms alone in the intestines. Every time the chrysanthemums are more miserable, they can tell that my younger brother is very high and has less holes in his butt.
Old-fashioned (scared to fall): Bastard, you haven’t done your job well, why are you homesick (thinking) so serious?
Blu (Deyi): You are scared, are you afraid that I will ask for a vacation in the countryside?
NO 、 NO 、 NO！
This was the work of Solev and Pakistan at the same time. The two brothers argued endlessly about this and vowed to decide who would write this poem first.
Lao Tu (shocking): So that's it. I thought you suddenly had such talent. It turned out to be the work of the two talented men of the Elf Clan. No wonder I thought that this was something that I could create with deep understanding.
Blu (smile): It's true, I have a deep understanding...
Lao Shang (serious): Where are they?Blu (serious): On Brokeback Mountain.
Old-Citizen (doubt): Why do you need to be in Brokenbei Mountain?Blu (continuing the lewd poem): It’s good to arrange flowers on Brokeback Mountain…
Old Tu (up): Let’s go, let’s go and I will act as a judge.
So Lao Tu and Bru carefully climbed Brokeback Mountain, because if they accidentally fall, their butts will bloom...
When Pakistan and Solev saw Lao Tu and Bru coming, they rushed over and said: Director Tu, you judge. This poem was obviously created by me, but Pakistan (Solev) said he created it first. Isn’t this a win?
Old-fashioned (touching your chin, pretending to think): Why are you so persistent in this poem?Pakistan and Sulev (similarly): Whoever writes this poem first will be the leader of the Chrysanthemum.
Lao Tu (shocked): Do you want to be the leader of the chrysanthemum?The two nodded.
Old-fashioned (verbally spoken): There are already people in the leader of the chrysanthemum. You should not steal other people’s halos. It is very immoral to put them on your own. I suggest that you go home and put them in chrysanthemums and pull them out weeds, and be more appropriate to be a person by your own (basic).
The two seriously agreed with the old-fashioned statement, so they shook hands and made peace, took off their clothes and undressed, and shouted in shock: Hey, what are you two doing?
Insert chrysanthemums!
But there is such a person who is not afraid of death. That guy is a bastard. He actually stole the old chrysanthemums and was caught by the old man. His lewd poem scared the old cunt: feeding roundworms alone in the intestines. Every time the chrysanthemums are more miserable, they can tell that my younger brother is very high and has less holes in his butt.
Old-fashioned (scared to fall): Bastard, you haven’t done your job well, why are you homesick (thinking) so serious?
Blu (Deyi): You are scared, are you afraid that I will ask for a vacation in the countryside?
NO 、 NO 、 NO！
This was the work of Solev and Pakistan at the same time. The two brothers argued endlessly about this and vowed to decide who would write this poem first.
Lao Tu (shocking): So that's it. I thought you suddenly had such talent. It turned out to be the work of the two talented men of the Elf Clan. No wonder I thought that this was something that I could create with deep understanding.
Blu (smile): It's true, I have a deep understanding...
Lao Shang (serious): Where are they?Blu (serious): On Brokeback Mountain.
Old-Citizen (doubt): Why do you need to be in Brokenbei Mountain?Blu (continuing the lewd poem): It’s good to arrange flowers on Brokeback Mountain…
Old Tu (up): Let’s go, let’s go and I will act as a judge.
So Lao Tu and Bru carefully climbed Brokeback Mountain, because if they accidentally fall, their butts will bloom...
When Pakistan and Solev saw Lao Tu and Bru coming, they rushed over and said: Director Tu, you judge. This poem was obviously created by me, but Pakistan (Solev) said he created it first. Isn’t this a win?
Old-fashioned (touching your chin, pretending to think): Why are you so persistent in this poem?Pakistan and Sulev (similarly): Whoever writes this poem first will be the leader of the Chrysanthemum.
Lao Tu (shocked): Do you want to be the leader of the chrysanthemum?The two nodded.
Old-fashioned (verbally spoken): There are already people in the leader of the chrysanthemum. You should not steal other people’s halos. It is very immoral to put them on your own. I suggest that you go home and put them in chrysanthemums and pull them out weeds, and be more appropriate to be a person by your own (basic).
The two seriously agreed with the old-fashioned statement, so they shook hands and made peace, took off their clothes and undressed, and shouted in shock: Hey, what are you two doing?
Insert chrysanthemums!
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