Old-fashioned has been very troubled recently, and the inspiration for writing the script has been lost, which has caused the century-old A-movie "Eternal Kingdom" to be released.
Because the film cannot be made, the protagonist Bru and many actresses have switched jobs to perform art films.
It is said that art films also take off, but they take off less, and do not insert sex. They only take two pieces of body shots to give it to each other. This is the hazy beauty of sex. Both men and women sweat, which means semen and vaginal fluid.
It is rarely used in the local area. It is only heard that it is legal and will not be banned by parents.
The old-fashioned man with a deep will, met the true love in life, and was fascinated by love that night. When I woke up, I found that the retractable chastity pants I had collected for more than 30 years had been handed over. I was so wronged that I hugged the quilt and cried bitterly. True love hugged the old-fashioned manly and said very masculinly: Don’t cry, aunt is responsible.
(Does everyone think of a plot in a movie called Stephen Chow? That's right, old-fashioned plagiarism...)
After returning from a low-end hotel, the old-fashioned man suffered for three months, and finally became strong. He decided to continue making an angry film with grief and anger. The plot was arranged bloody and tyrannical.
So the old-fashioned visits the original cast of "Eternal" again and finds that things have changed. The actress was depressed because she has not appeared for a long time and went to act in the art film "For example, being a naked substitute for a certain actress". She wanted to bring her back and have to raise her salary. This is really: the secret prostitute has been banned and the price of her vagina has also increased.
It is comforting that although the lustful beast Blu was filming "Fate I Fuck You", he did not have the hit rate on the spot when he heard that the old-fashioned remake of "Eternal", and went straight back to the old-fashioned side.
The director and the starring reunite after a long separation, of course there is endless things to say.
So old-fashioned brought the lewd beast to the roast chicken and roast duck bar, wanting to talk to him about the sequel while drinking.
But this kid didn't appreciate it, so he opened his mouth and howled: Lust, what do you mean? When I heard you said you were going to film, I immediately quit acting in an idol drama, but you brought me to such a low-end rank?
Old-fashioned start to speak eloquently: The word "big gear" is crucial. If you get to the level, you will not be called "big gear" but "little black shop"...
Blude looks like a wet nurse (there are too many idol dramas): I don’t want it, I don’t want it!I'm an actor in a popular idol drama, I want a presidential package…
Old-fashioned (shocked): Aren’t you acting in an art film?How did you change into an idol drama?
Is "Destiny I Fuck You" an idol drama?
I thought it was an art film, because art films were so destined!
Blu (sorry): The editor of the art film said that I was too rough and could not act such a delicate job.
Old-fashioned (angry): It is their loss if they don’t let you act!Look at how powerful you hit it. If you shoot the head, your belly will bear fruit directly, or on the plane...
Blu (mysterious and inexplicable look): Where is Ah?
Is it a submarine?
Don't make the wrong place!
Also, in fact, I am not the starring actor. In that film, I just acted as the passerby A. The man with a high hit rate was not played by me.
Alas, it’s because I lack the hit rate that I can’t be the starring actor in that drama. It’s so sad to say!
Old Tu (comfort him): Don’t be afraid, art films and idol dramas are not suitable for you to act, you should come back and act in the beast drama. When "Shui Heng" is finished, I will remake "A-Ship King Kong". If you play the chimpanzee, it is definitely a hundred times more powerful than computer stunts.
Moreover, in order to make up for your missing hit rate, I will add the plot of your hit with one shot in a few episodes of the plot.
Blu (excited): But this day has been waiting for many years. On the one hand, my fans have thought I was extremely fierce and incompetent, which made them extremely conflicted. They even joined forces to write a letter to me, suggesting that I usually walk and look at advertisements on telephone poles or old walls, and note a few addresses by the way, and go to treat infertility if you have time.
Old-fashioned (pat his shoulder): This time I will not only help you clarify, but also make you get married...
Blu (jumped up in fear): Get married?Do you want me to get married in the play?How do I pick up girls in the show?If you want me to get married, I will refuse to act in the subsequent plot because it hurts the hearts of fans.
You should know that you cannot hold a bachelor party if you get married, but I like a bachelor party, and my fans also like a bachelor party. Do you want me to get married? Do you deserve me and my fans?
(The sexy female ringtone: Eternal Kingdom lollipop! Eternal Kingdom lollipop!) The phone rang.
Old-fashioned: answer a call.
Hey, who, who Ah?Who are you?It sounds louder, can't hear clearly, there is no signal, the phone is almost out of power.
(The old-fashioned person was so nervous that he sweated on his forehead. He hurriedly hung up and turned off the machine...)
Blu (curious): What's the matter?
Wow!Old Tu hugged his head and cried bitterly, crying in great tragedy: Bitch Ah, I have been living a miserable life these days, I have no films or underwear to sell. It’s okay if I’m poor, but one night I drank wine and woke up and found myself in bed with a strange woman. She was not wearing clothes, and I didn’t wear pants. My chastity was lost like this. This is not miserable enough. She just called and said that she was pregnant with my seeds and wanted to marry me. If I was not responsible, I would have to cut my little chicken and roast it. Now I see those roast chicken and roast duck, and I have no appetite.
You say, just because of a one-night stand, I have to take responsibility for her and her child’s life. Isn’t this my life?
Blu hugged the old man's head sympathetically and said: "Don't be sad, the world is like this. Get on the bus first and then get on the bus or don't get on the bus, which makes the unmarried father and unmarried mother walk through the streets. The best result is to get married with a child, so I sincerely suggest you take responsibility!
Old-fashioned (Wow wow wow): You are so poisonous!
Blu (smile): There are other possibilities, the child in the woman's belly is not yours. You were drunk that night, and she set up a trap to frame you and let you be responsible for the seedlings that already existed in her belly.
Old Tu (awakened by a word): That’s right, you’re right. I’m not a tough guy in normal times, I’m so drunk that I’m unconscious, but I just become a tough guy?
This must be a trap. Although my pants were taken off, my chastity was still tough. I am so happy... Hey, bastard, why do you hold my head?
Let go, I come to the local market to eat chicken, not to make chicken, be careful I ask you to get married with a child in the play.
Bru was so shocked that he let go of his hands and knelt down and begged for mercy: Local director Ah, after all, I am a heartthrob, don’t ruin my image. Girls know that I’m married, how can I help you earn money for film?
Old-fashioned (pinching your chin with your hands, pretending to be meditated): It’s really unsatisfactory to get married with a child, and you really can’t save that condom when doing things...
Because the film cannot be made, the protagonist Bru and many actresses have switched jobs to perform art films.
It is said that art films also take off, but they take off less, and do not insert sex. They only take two pieces of body shots to give it to each other. This is the hazy beauty of sex. Both men and women sweat, which means semen and vaginal fluid.
It is rarely used in the local area. It is only heard that it is legal and will not be banned by parents.
The old-fashioned man with a deep will, met the true love in life, and was fascinated by love that night. When I woke up, I found that the retractable chastity pants I had collected for more than 30 years had been handed over. I was so wronged that I hugged the quilt and cried bitterly. True love hugged the old-fashioned manly and said very masculinly: Don’t cry, aunt is responsible.
(Does everyone think of a plot in a movie called Stephen Chow? That's right, old-fashioned plagiarism...)
After returning from a low-end hotel, the old-fashioned man suffered for three months, and finally became strong. He decided to continue making an angry film with grief and anger. The plot was arranged bloody and tyrannical.
So the old-fashioned visits the original cast of "Eternal" again and finds that things have changed. The actress was depressed because she has not appeared for a long time and went to act in the art film "For example, being a naked substitute for a certain actress". She wanted to bring her back and have to raise her salary. This is really: the secret prostitute has been banned and the price of her vagina has also increased.
It is comforting that although the lustful beast Blu was filming "Fate I Fuck You", he did not have the hit rate on the spot when he heard that the old-fashioned remake of "Eternal", and went straight back to the old-fashioned side.
The director and the starring reunite after a long separation, of course there is endless things to say.
So old-fashioned brought the lewd beast to the roast chicken and roast duck bar, wanting to talk to him about the sequel while drinking.
But this kid didn't appreciate it, so he opened his mouth and howled: Lust, what do you mean? When I heard you said you were going to film, I immediately quit acting in an idol drama, but you brought me to such a low-end rank?
Old-fashioned start to speak eloquently: The word "big gear" is crucial. If you get to the level, you will not be called "big gear" but "little black shop"...
Blude looks like a wet nurse (there are too many idol dramas): I don’t want it, I don’t want it!I'm an actor in a popular idol drama, I want a presidential package…
Old-fashioned (shocked): Aren’t you acting in an art film?How did you change into an idol drama?
Is "Destiny I Fuck You" an idol drama?
I thought it was an art film, because art films were so destined!
Blu (sorry): The editor of the art film said that I was too rough and could not act such a delicate job.
Old-fashioned (angry): It is their loss if they don’t let you act!Look at how powerful you hit it. If you shoot the head, your belly will bear fruit directly, or on the plane...
Blu (mysterious and inexplicable look): Where is Ah?
Is it a submarine?
Don't make the wrong place!
Also, in fact, I am not the starring actor. In that film, I just acted as the passerby A. The man with a high hit rate was not played by me.
Alas, it’s because I lack the hit rate that I can’t be the starring actor in that drama. It’s so sad to say!
Old Tu (comfort him): Don’t be afraid, art films and idol dramas are not suitable for you to act, you should come back and act in the beast drama. When "Shui Heng" is finished, I will remake "A-Ship King Kong". If you play the chimpanzee, it is definitely a hundred times more powerful than computer stunts.
Moreover, in order to make up for your missing hit rate, I will add the plot of your hit with one shot in a few episodes of the plot.
Blu (excited): But this day has been waiting for many years. On the one hand, my fans have thought I was extremely fierce and incompetent, which made them extremely conflicted. They even joined forces to write a letter to me, suggesting that I usually walk and look at advertisements on telephone poles or old walls, and note a few addresses by the way, and go to treat infertility if you have time.
Old-fashioned (pat his shoulder): This time I will not only help you clarify, but also make you get married...
Blu (jumped up in fear): Get married?Do you want me to get married in the play?How do I pick up girls in the show?If you want me to get married, I will refuse to act in the subsequent plot because it hurts the hearts of fans.
You should know that you cannot hold a bachelor party if you get married, but I like a bachelor party, and my fans also like a bachelor party. Do you want me to get married? Do you deserve me and my fans?
(The sexy female ringtone: Eternal Kingdom lollipop! Eternal Kingdom lollipop!) The phone rang.
Old-fashioned: answer a call.
Hey, who, who Ah?Who are you?It sounds louder, can't hear clearly, there is no signal, the phone is almost out of power.
(The old-fashioned person was so nervous that he sweated on his forehead. He hurriedly hung up and turned off the machine...)
Blu (curious): What's the matter?
Wow!Old Tu hugged his head and cried bitterly, crying in great tragedy: Bitch Ah, I have been living a miserable life these days, I have no films or underwear to sell. It’s okay if I’m poor, but one night I drank wine and woke up and found myself in bed with a strange woman. She was not wearing clothes, and I didn’t wear pants. My chastity was lost like this. This is not miserable enough. She just called and said that she was pregnant with my seeds and wanted to marry me. If I was not responsible, I would have to cut my little chicken and roast it. Now I see those roast chicken and roast duck, and I have no appetite.
You say, just because of a one-night stand, I have to take responsibility for her and her child’s life. Isn’t this my life?
Blu hugged the old man's head sympathetically and said: "Don't be sad, the world is like this. Get on the bus first and then get on the bus or don't get on the bus, which makes the unmarried father and unmarried mother walk through the streets. The best result is to get married with a child, so I sincerely suggest you take responsibility!
Old-fashioned (Wow wow wow): You are so poisonous!
Blu (smile): There are other possibilities, the child in the woman's belly is not yours. You were drunk that night, and she set up a trap to frame you and let you be responsible for the seedlings that already existed in her belly.
Old Tu (awakened by a word): That’s right, you’re right. I’m not a tough guy in normal times, I’m so drunk that I’m unconscious, but I just become a tough guy?
This must be a trap. Although my pants were taken off, my chastity was still tough. I am so happy... Hey, bastard, why do you hold my head?
Let go, I come to the local market to eat chicken, not to make chicken, be careful I ask you to get married with a child in the play.
Bru was so shocked that he let go of his hands and knelt down and begged for mercy: Local director Ah, after all, I am a heartthrob, don’t ruin my image. Girls know that I’m married, how can I help you earn money for film?
Old-fashioned (pinching your chin with your hands, pretending to be meditated): It’s really unsatisfactory to get married with a child, and you really can’t save that condom when doing things...
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