Chapter 24 Mother-in-law is happy

After returning from Australia, the two of them have already walked out of the dark area of ​​life. They still call each other mother-in-law outside. Sn in law, when they get home, they become old wives and young husbands, and their lives are sweet.

People say that happy days are easy to live, but I don’t know how long it took. These days, my mother-in-law always said that her stomach was uncomfortable, saying that the disease left by working as a textile female worker when she was young has recurred again. After buying stomach medicine, she still has no effect.

I said: Mom, my period is not coming, is it there? Mom, are you pregnant?

My mother-in-law sat next to me and held my hand and said: Yan'er, you are so careful. I still remember my mother's menstruation.

I said: Mom, we don’t know if we do that all day long? Besides, I was so embarrassed when I bought sanitary napkins for you in Wuhan. I don’t remember this?

My mother-in-law kissed me and said: I bought my aunt's towel for me in Wuhan that time, and someone in the store said what did you say?

I lowered my head and said: That time in the store, people praised me for being considerate behind my back and helped my wife buy sanitary napkins.

My mother-in-law smiled and said: Look, I'll give you a face, let's talk about it, even if you have a million elite soldiers, you still have to be a good person, Ah. Don't listen to your Aunt Min, how old am I? My period is not accurate. When I went to Wuhan that time, I broke down for two months and didn't come.

I said: Mom, you will never grow old in my mind. It’s so interesting. How can such a young heart grow old? Where did you last time? What happened to us last time? Ah, now we are already a couple. I don’t know how many times I have done it. Maybe I have a million elite soldiers, and there is a warrior who attacked the castle?

My mother-in-law held my hand and kissed my face, and said shyly: Yan'er, you can do it, I'm so embarrassed to say that your mother-in-law's belly is getting bigger

I said shamelessly: Mom, you don’t call me mom, but you just whispered a geese? Why don’t you call me husband?

My mother-in-law snuggled into my arms and said: I'm used to calling Yan'er, and it's so awkward to call my husband, so I can't even say it

I said to my mother-in-law: Mom, we don’t have to suspect here anymore. I will buy a pregnancy test card and then I will know it after I get a test.

I went to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test card and asked my mother-in-law to urinate quickly.

I took a paper cup and followed my mother-in-law to the bathroom. My mother-in-law said: Yan'er, don't follow me, I'll pee myself, don't watch you by your side. You are so vulgar. You're so vulgar. You're too many things online. Why do you like to watch your mother pee?

I joked: Mom, you can't stand there like me, holding the water gun and shooting it into the cup. You squat there and can't see it inconveniently, so you pull the urine on your hands

Mother-in-law hummed: Mom has been peeing for decades. When will I need to wait for Sn in law? I will still hold it in my hand without you? What a joke

I looked at my mother-in-law and said: Mom, don't you, wasn't I the one who served you to pee when I was in the hospital? I also helped you clean the bottom

My mother-in-law said: That's what you just want to help me just to see where I am. Can your little tricks be fooled by your mother?

I stared at my mother-in-law angrily and said: Don’t want a monk after the vegetarian meal, I have no conscience

Mother-in-law joked: Mom's conscience has been taken away by the wild goose

I followed up with: Do you remember the time when I urinated on the neck of a chicken? Now it's my turn, but I have no place to help me

My mother-in-law blushed and said: You are naughty and you become more and more obscene as you talk. You are burned by your hands, so I will help you. Who cares about touching you?

I joked: Hey, after touching someone, I’ll be sarcastic. It seems like you’ve touched many people, mom?

My mother-in-law said angrily: Yan'er! I have never touched another man except you and my father-in-law.

I'll make a claim quickly, kiss my mother-in-law's face

While taking off your pants, my mother-in-law said: I'm just teaching you young people bad things. My mother-in-law is used to sitting in the bathroom.

I held the cup and said: Mom, why do I take my urine when you are sitting in the bathroom?

My mother-in-law carried her pants and walked to the shower wherever she was squatting. I held a cup and slapped my mother-in-law's underneath, which made my mother-in-law very embarrassed and couldn't pull it out.

I also whistled like my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law stared and said: You made it all, which made your mother-in-law's belly bigger. Now I still have to watch others urinate. Are you shy? Do you know how to write ugly words? Don't look down at me and look behind you.

As soon as he spoke, he felt his urine was pulled out

It’s not like a man who can catch a water gun and shoot it at a point. A woman has no target and can even drip along her butt to the side. This is why a woman must find a piece of toilet paper to wipe her vulva. If the urine that is stuck in the vulva and butt is not like a man who can just shake her neck after peeing.

My mother-in-law seems to be special. She twisted her butt and pulled me all her hands. Anyway, it was my mother-in-law's urine, so she also wanted to drink urine therapy.

I smiled and said: Mom! You are just twisting your butt and pulling your urine on my hand.

The mother-in-law grimaced and said with a smile: Yan'er, but what you said just now is that a woman can't see the bottom and will pull her urine on her hands. Besides, isn't it a good thing you think if you smelly men and women hold her urine on their hands?

I pretended to be angry and said: Mom, you are so stinking men all day long, and you are so stinking men who are still stinking men. Do you want me so silly?

My mother-in-law smiled and said: It seems you took the initiative

I pouted and said: I don’t know who saw someone’s naked body first? I didn’t have enough money after reading it once, and I have to look at it for the second time and the third time.

The mother-in-law joked: Oh, who doesn’t know how to shyly distort it for others? And what about those yellow things that seduce people?

I stared at my mother-in-law and said: I'm not satisfied with sn in law, and I'm still saying these sarcastic words

I took toilet paper to help my mother-in-law wipe her vulva. My mother-in-law said she wanted to do it herself. I pouted and wanted to help her wipe herself.

Because the woman is wrapped with her small lips, the urine will splash on her vulva and buttocks. I helped my mother-in-law clean the entire spring and buttocks and took the opportunity to soften her vulva.

My mother-in-law pretended to be fooling me and said: You can do something, and then take the opportunity to touch your mother's oil, where can you touch the sensitive places? If there is really something, you can't do that.

While putting the pregnancy test card in my urine, I teased: Mom, do that Ah? You don’t seem to want to?

There will be a result soon

I couldn't help but scream: Ah!Ah! They are two bars, mom! You have it!

I screamed in surprise

The mother-in-law said nervously: Is it true? What should I do about this? What should I do about this?

I went to the hospital with my mother-in-law for a checkup, had urine tests, and had B-ultrasound.

The doctor said: It’s not easy to get pregnant at any age. It seems that my husband is better than young.

I asked me to take good care of my wife, but my mother-in-law blushed at that time. Fortunately, the obstetrician and gynecologist did not know the inside story.

When he came back from the hospital, his mother-in-law clasped her hands together and recited silently: Huier was reincarnated and reincarnated, and she was back in her mother's belly.

I held my mother-in-law on the sofa, and my mother-in-law said: What should I do? People think you are my sn in law and are not married. This makes people know how I see people? I have no shame to see people

I comforted: This is a good thing, Ah, you should be happy. Isn’t our Australian visa not expired yet? Let’s hurry up and go to Australia to have a child?

My mother-in-law nodded and said yes, and immediately called Aunt Min. On the other end of the phone, she could hear Aunt Min's surprise and joy. She said that she immediately asked her son to buy a plane ticket to let her mother-in-law go to Australia to have a baby, and she could also become an Australian citizen.

The current Internet technology is well developed. The ticket booking number was sent to the airport on the same day. The next day, we took our ID card to the airport to exchange tickets and flew to Australia.