Chapter 34 Standing and urinating

When I came back from the bathhouse with my mother-in-law, my mother-in-law shouted to take a shower as soon as she entered the room. I said: Mom, did you wash it just now, why did you wash it again? When did you develop a vigilance?

My mother-in-law hummed: There are all smelly men in the wolf's nest, which makes me smelly. I have to rinse it well to restore my unique body odor to my female.

I hummed: Who just ran to the male bathhouse to peep at the men's bathhouse? After reading it, he still said these words

My mother-in-law ignored me and took off her clothes into the bathroom in a few seconds. I followed her in. While adjusting the water temperature of the shower, I reached out from behind my butt to play with my mother-in-law's chicken baby.

Mother-in-law said shyly: Yan'er, you touch me like two gay guys, it's so disgusting.

I smiled and said: I really want to see you dressed like a man, mom, can you wear it until tomorrow?

My mother-in-law said angrily: I won’t wear it anymore. I’ve finished my adventures and I’ve played enough, especially the chest is very uncomfortable. I squeezed my breasts in Australia last time, but now I feel very uncomfortable being pressed by this coat. If my breasts were sagging and soft before, I wouldn’t feel so uncomfortable. If I had known this way of playing, I wouldn’t have plastic surgery before.

I joked: Mom, who made you make Ah? You have to be pretty

My mother-in-law pushed my hand away from her and said angrily: I really have no conscience. Isn’t it for you to go straighten my breasts? I’ve finished touching it, and I’m still talking sarcastic here after playing.

I held my mother-in-law's hand and said apologetically: Mom, you are not my mother, how can you see it like your son?

My mother-in-law kissed me and said: Look at the one who made my mother-in-law big, you see that the man is lucky enough to get married and can he continue his mother-in-law?

I hugged my mother-in-law and kissed me wildly. After kissing, I joked: Mom, you just stood on the shower and pulled urine so exciting. Let me take a look.

My mother-in-law also said: I also want to see how I pee while standing, but I just pulled it, and I don’t know if I haven’t pulled it yet.

My mother-in-law stood there and tried to see if she didn't pee. I went to the room and poured a large glass of water and gave it to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law quickly drank it

I continued to touch my mother-in-law's little cock and said: Mom, you were not moral in the bath just now. There were signs posted on the wall saying that you had to pull pee into the toilet, but you actually pulled it in public.

The mother-in-law said proudly: Yan'er, you don't know. It's not enough for a woman to stand there to pee. How many women want Ah, but can she do it? Your mother can stand there and pee today and of course she has to show off her vanity deep in the hearts of women in the world. To be honest, that woman doesn't want to try standing there to pee?

I continued: Mom, but it is also said online that some women also stand under the shower and urinate when taking a shower

My mother-in-law blushed and said: This is the desire of women from the bottom of their hearts. It is not that someone invented a paper funnel-like thing, and then the woman's vulva allows women to stand there to pee. This is to meet the needs of women's hearts. However, when a woman stands there to pee, the urine flows down her thighs. If it weren't for the shower underground, it would be disgusting. It doesn't matter if it was rushing to the water.

I followed and said: Mom, did you look at the side when you were peeing just now? Aren’t you afraid that someone would find out that you peeing?

My mother-in-law patted me and said: I took care of my indulgence in that moment, and I didn’t care about so much. Besides, how many of you men will pull them in the toilet? But they all pulled them under the shower.

Mom, you made a profit this time. I saw so many men, old and young, and touched another man. I said jealously

Mother-in-law said shyly: This time is different from the Australian beach. You can see your men's bodies very close up, especially when you are soaked in the pool. Several times your stinky men's bodies were pressed against me.

I interrupted my mother-in-law: Mom, you are not allowed to use the stinky man at this moment. You specifically run to the men's bathhouse to peep at men, and you also want to say that the stinky man is

My mother-in-law smiled and bent over and said: If you get used to it, you will also look superior to your mother.

Mom, when you helped that man rub his back, did you want to touch the guy Ah of that person?

I asked jokingly

My mother-in-law replied to me with a blushing face: Yan'er, to be honest, I don't really want to touch you men. Unlike you men, you always want to touch a woman. Women only have that idea when they like a man. But this time I went to the men's bathhouse just out of a curious mentality. I looked at the place where a dozen naked men looked like in front of me. That feeling was really exciting. Being among a large group of naked men, this is why you men like to peek at women. This time, let my mother experience it too.

Mom, I finished watching it, how about it? I looked at my mother-in-law with a smile

The mother-in-law lowered her head shyly and said: It's just a curiosity, not a good thing, and she won't take any risks again next time. I'm really not used to the taste of men's bathhouse, but it's better for women. If it weren't for my Yan'er, why would I like the taste of women?

I squeezed my mother-in-law's chicken and baby hard, but my mother-in-law just didn't respond. If I had called out long ago

My mother-in-law smiled and said: Yan'er, my place is fake, you won't feel it if you cut it off, but I just helped the man rub his back. He was lying on the edge of the pond. His thing only showed his head between his legs, and he couldn't see in detail. I really wanted to ask him to lie on his back and I rub his stomach.

After saying that, my mother-in-law covered her mouth and smiled

My mother-in-law paused and continued: When you men are not excited, they are all about the same size, and they all have their heads hanging down, just black and white.

I interrupted: Mom, look at what you said, if the men in any bathhouse are shaking and angry, it would be nice, unless they know that you are a woman, if there is a naked woman among those men, what would you think?

If they knew I was a woman, how could they not be able to stand here now? My mother-in-law said it was lustful.

After saying that, my mother-in-law said she felt something was peeing, and grabbed the chicken's neck with her hand and pulled her to the toilet. Because it was not like a man who was pulling out directly through the urethra, and it was shot like a water gun, and it could only flow out. My mother-in-law grabbed the stems and leaves and swayed like me, but she was not far away, and she even got a little to her legs. I watched from the side, lying on my mother-in-law's shoulder and laughed.

Mom, you are so old!