Now we randomly find a team of sisters to join us in in the hall. When my sister doesn’t open the microphone, I’ll teach you that it’s open the microphone.Look at the name of your sister.The game ID is He, Su, is there?You are called the last one, is the last one?In an instant, the barrage collectively reminded Xie Haoxuan, that's called he, so Xie Haoxuan congratulates, are you there?Congratulations.The girl finally couldn't help it and let out a laugh like a goose crying.
Goose...goose...goose...goose...goose...is this wheat?
Ah……
This is He, I'm so laughing to death.
I made a mistake, sorry, Xiaohe, are you going to play with us?
This is He, this is obvious, why is He? Hahaha.
Alas, I'm testing you. If I don't test, will you speak?You don’t speak anywhere. You deliberately say something wrong in order to get you to start the microphone and then let you say it yourself. This is a routine of mine. Do you understand it?On the barrage, some old viewers began to prove their cultural innocence for the anchor, and said the name of the school where Xie Haoxuan went to college, indicating that the anchor's education is already among the top 4% in China, so it is impossible not to know him.
However, under the blast of the barrage of the cultural desert, he still won the title of illiteracy and made the fans in the live broadcast room happy.
By the way, sister, I am playing with you. Do you need to play with you?Free.My sister said in a sweet voice: A few pieces of Ah.Xie Haoxuan responded to the sound of: 3 yuan.You see, I not only have to chat with my sister, but also earn my sister’s money.
It's free to open the microphone, sister.My sister replied: Can you C?If Xie Haoxuan cannot guarantee C in this question, he can stop playing in the professional league. Sister, although I deliberately called your name wrong just now, C cannot be raised, so I don’t need money.
Are you sure, don’t you don’t need money?
Confirm my sister, kick off the third floor, I can't serve two at the same time.Sister, you can accept 3 yuan.Xie Haoxuan was waiting for her answer, otherwise the performance of this show would be very effective.
Of course, there are many friends with Xie Haoxuan. When adding it, it also marked the brother on it, and I will give you 20 yuan a game.
Sometimes it even costs a hundred yuan a game.
Who said that one hundred yuan per game? When I finish this game, I can beat you until you go bankrupt.
Yes, OK.
OK, it's 3 yuan, it's fine. This price is definitely very close to the market price, and basically no lower than mine.younger sister.If you play well, are there any additional rewards for Ah?
What reward do you want, Ah, the first cup of milk tea in autumn?
Well, no, no, that is, for example, if I take a five-kill, I will reward two Ah, kill 30 people and two Ah, is there such commission?
It's OK, it depends on whether you C or not.
Yes, yes, I will be motivated only with commissions. Have you ever seen that if you work, if you don’t have commissions, you won’t have motivation?Then as long as you win, there is no meaning.
Where did you play?
Both upper, middle and lower are both national servers, where are you playing?This sentence stimulated some black fans in the barrage, and they all said they wanted to see the national server logo.
I know you are very anxious, don’t panic, and show it to you after you finish this, otherwise you will always say that I am not true.
I'll beat Princess Yaoyao, is that OK?
Yes, no problem. If you lose 1.5Ah, you will be charged half price Ah, but you will not be charged 3 yuan.
Ah…If you lose, you still have money.
This...after all, I have worked hard?
By the way, why are you so cheap?
Is this cheap?
I think you are the average of 20 yuan.
Then how much is my voice worth?
Your voice sounds very nice, it can be worth more than 30 yuan.At this time, the barrage said that the anchor could not continue acting anymore. Xie Haoxuan had an idea. Look at me, although my voice sounds nice, my appearance is not very good-looking, so I lowered it.No one wants me. If I am a little handsome and my skills, I will be more than 30 yuan faster.My appearance has directly reduced my Ah, you know what I mean.My skills and sound can be worth more than 30 yuan, but my appearance has been reduced directly.
But when playing games, Ah doesn't look at your appearance.The anchor floated over the barrage and finally couldn't pretend anymore.
This... this... some people want to see it. I am afraid that it will be reduced by me after being seen by others. I might as well reduce it by myself.Or I won’t start the microphone anymore, let’s get 30 yuan.I can take off one and five, and Carry directly.
It's too boring to have a single row, and it's not so interesting.
Yes, so you still like 3 yuan each.
Haha, you discovered this.The two of them maintained such friendly communication and entered the game, and Xie Haoxuan began to get close to: Boss, where are you from? Let me see if we are fellow villagers.The girl answered honestly: I am from Shijiazhuang.
My fellow villager Ah, boss, I have also grown crops in Shijiazhuang.I can only talk about fate. Today I received an order from a fellow villager, and I won’t win, but I won’t have money if I don’t win.
Alas, didn’t you say you were not a technical accompanying partner?Technical accompanying staff also has very expensive Ah, which is around 20 yuan.
Ah, have you clicked this?
Well, what I have ordered is your voice sounds good and your skills are good.But I don't understand why you are cheap.
Well...Boss, didn’t you say it just now?I'm not good-looking, so the price is a little lower.By the way, boss, are you a student or at work?
I am a student.
Student?Student, you are rich and play with me, it’s good.Your family is in good condition.
No matter what kind of student, there is still a few dollars.
I still have commission Ah, so don’t position me at 3 yuan. OK, I have commission Ah.Give me a policy with a reward, how can I get more, such as what to kill three or five.
The three kills and two pieces will double the five kills.
Yes, yes, three kills and two pieces, five kills doubled. This mechanism is OK, I like Ah very much.Boss, come to me, I will start to implement the incentive policies you gave me.After killing three times, the boss is super amazing. Should I be rewarded together?
Yes, the boss will come with me and let’s get another triple kill.The boss is a good player in the interfering way. Is it a professional player in the play?
It's okay, I've beaten Yao Mei more.
You can see that you can brush shields, the accuracy of your first skill release, and the time of the second skill release are all appropriate to grasp.Xie Haoxuan flattered and praised him a few times, and the boss was very happy to hear this.
What you said is too false, right?Do you want me to add more money to you?
No, I just said what I thought.So can I add two pieces?
Ah, it costs money to praise people, so I will praise you from now on until the end of the game.No, I just want to ask if you have this incentive policy.You said that the ones you ordered now are a world of difference for the ones you ordered before.
It's all the same, except that your voice sounds better than them.
What about my service attitude?
Haha, your service attitude is a bit fake.
My service attitude is a bit false, I am from the heart, boss.
I can't feel your sincerity at all, you just want to cheat me of my money and ask me to add money to you.
Lie to you, boss, I absolutely don’t have this idea. I can’t even charge money. I don’t care about money at all. I just feel happy playing games with you. I don’t care whether it’s money or not.I don’t want money because I want your money. I just want your money. I took your money and I took some bowl of fried egg noodles.Let’s eat enough first, what if you lose, don’t play Ah together.
Really?Then I think you are in a miserable state now, I can only say, I don’t want it, can you order a takeaway for me?I don't want money anymore.
You won't want a KFC.Don't you kill me?
That Burger King is OK?
This should be OK.Brothers, have you seen it? Why do I say I don’t want money? It’s just to ask for her WeChat. After I clicked it, she needs to pay on her behalf. Wouldn’t this WeChat come?
I didn't eat much, 9 pairs of chicken wings, two burgers, two cups of coke, and then I just had a little bit of it.
Ah, that's not much Ah.
This is more Ah, because am I fatter?I ate a little more, it's okay.
Then don’t eat midnight snacks at night, lose weight.
Ah, this is not good Ah, if I don’t eat it, I will feel hungry and painful. What if I lose the game a while? I will be full only when I eat enough.Seeing that there were no brothers, this girl began to care about me, and this was a sign of good feelings.
Then do you usually have more Ah?
Usually, there are not many orders, and they think my voice is nice, so they want to see my photos. After reading them, they don’t look for me, so I don’t have any orders, otherwise I won’t be hungry.Brothers, selling miserably can better gain the sympathy of the girl.
Boss, I got four three kills, two five kills, and one super god.
You still remember this.
If I don’t remember this, I will have no food to eat. Don’t we count it?I am a professional accompanying partner, how could I do such an unprofessional thing?
You won't cheat me, I don't remember Ah.
Don't worry, boss, I will type on the public screen later. I will not cheat money. Boss, don't worry.My service attitude does not allow me to do such things.The audience said on the barrage: You don’t cheat money, you just cheat others’ hearts.Just as the two were discussing, Li Xin almost stole the house.
I'm going back first, you almost made me not make a penny and I'm going to die.The girl smiled so happily.
If I lose, I won't pay.
If I lose, I won't charge you either.The boss will get the last triple kill.
I'll remember it for you.
No, boss, it doesn't matter, winning the game is the most important thing.Xie Haoxuan turned down the other party's crystal.
Boss, there are five three kills in total and two five kills in total.At this time, the girl suddenly said, "You are having fun, can you get a discount?
Ah... Discount, boss, what discount is Ah, you can break me.I finally got some money and settle the account.
In this way, if you can get many triple kills Ah in one hand, I will lose Ah.Didn’t you say 3 yuan at the beginning?
Boss, because of this intense commission.There are only 20 in total. Otherwise, let’s play another game. If I want this, I can’t win. I just want it. If I win, it’s better to double it.
How much is doubled.
Double it will cost 40 yuan.If you win, you will have 40, and if you lose, you will have nothing.The girl once again made this agreement for Xie Haoxuan.
Yes, I lost no point.The girl couldn't believe it.Are you sure?
Sure.
OK.Who knew that his teammates actually increased the difficulty with him and directly selected the appointment at the low level.Boss, otherwise, we won’t bet in this game, what will happen next time?
No, no, Ah, didn’t you agree?I just happened to see your strength.
No, boss, I am a very strong Ah, but it is not easy for teammates to choose a promise to keep the appointment.This is a bit of a mentality.
No matter how you speak, it doesn’t count as losing Ah.
Calculate, calculate, let me show you my national server level.
OK, I believe in you.You can kill randomly when playing such a low-end game, but you have lost a point anyway.
Boss, this four-kill ends, okay, you can't lose Ah when you play games with a Chinese server player, how can you lose?OK, boss, let’s settle the account.
How many, forty.
I'll send you WeChat, please add me., Seeing that there are no brothers, this WeChat is coming. You are so gentle and should be pretty good. I'll check out her circle of friends first to see if there are any cool photos.After watching it, Xie Haoxuan told the audience about his experience.Brothers, I can’t show you this photo, I’ll tell you something about it first.
The barrage said: Dog anchor, you want to eat alone, curse you for impotence as soon as possible.Of course this is impossible, but it can be seen that the anchor’s success is broken for them.
Boss, don’t need to send it. I just added your WeChat and I was already full.
Why.
Because I love you, I lied to you before, but I didn’t have enough food, I ate abalone and lobster every day.Is this abalone a serious abalone?
Then you are better than me, I eat steamed buns every day.Xie Haoxuan saw her wishlist and directly gave her a Yao Mei’s latest skin.
This is OK, sister.I gave you a skin, and we also added WeChat, which is considered fate.Then the girl saw Xie Haoxuan’s circle of friends and exclaimed: You lied to me too, you are so handsome, and you even said that you are ugly.
If I didn't say that, my sister might not have asked me to play with you today, and I was very happy to play with my sister.I will fight again next time, bye.
Bye-Bye.
Brothers teach Ah step by step. To understand Ah, you must open your mouth and become familiar with the girl, so that you can have the chance to add someone else’s WeChat.I will debug the equipment and we will cook chicken next.
Jiucheng sent a message to Xie Haoxuan, Brother Xuan, I learned it, I will watch your live broadcast more in the future, and my chances of finding a girlfriend will be great.
Goose...goose...goose...goose...goose...is this wheat?
Ah……
This is He, I'm so laughing to death.
I made a mistake, sorry, Xiaohe, are you going to play with us?
This is He, this is obvious, why is He? Hahaha.
Alas, I'm testing you. If I don't test, will you speak?You don’t speak anywhere. You deliberately say something wrong in order to get you to start the microphone and then let you say it yourself. This is a routine of mine. Do you understand it?On the barrage, some old viewers began to prove their cultural innocence for the anchor, and said the name of the school where Xie Haoxuan went to college, indicating that the anchor's education is already among the top 4% in China, so it is impossible not to know him.
However, under the blast of the barrage of the cultural desert, he still won the title of illiteracy and made the fans in the live broadcast room happy.
By the way, sister, I am playing with you. Do you need to play with you?Free.My sister said in a sweet voice: A few pieces of Ah.Xie Haoxuan responded to the sound of: 3 yuan.You see, I not only have to chat with my sister, but also earn my sister’s money.
It's free to open the microphone, sister.My sister replied: Can you C?If Xie Haoxuan cannot guarantee C in this question, he can stop playing in the professional league. Sister, although I deliberately called your name wrong just now, C cannot be raised, so I don’t need money.
Are you sure, don’t you don’t need money?
Confirm my sister, kick off the third floor, I can't serve two at the same time.Sister, you can accept 3 yuan.Xie Haoxuan was waiting for her answer, otherwise the performance of this show would be very effective.
Of course, there are many friends with Xie Haoxuan. When adding it, it also marked the brother on it, and I will give you 20 yuan a game.
Sometimes it even costs a hundred yuan a game.
Who said that one hundred yuan per game? When I finish this game, I can beat you until you go bankrupt.
Yes, OK.
OK, it's 3 yuan, it's fine. This price is definitely very close to the market price, and basically no lower than mine.younger sister.If you play well, are there any additional rewards for Ah?
What reward do you want, Ah, the first cup of milk tea in autumn?
Well, no, no, that is, for example, if I take a five-kill, I will reward two Ah, kill 30 people and two Ah, is there such commission?
It's OK, it depends on whether you C or not.
Yes, yes, I will be motivated only with commissions. Have you ever seen that if you work, if you don’t have commissions, you won’t have motivation?Then as long as you win, there is no meaning.
Where did you play?
Both upper, middle and lower are both national servers, where are you playing?This sentence stimulated some black fans in the barrage, and they all said they wanted to see the national server logo.
I know you are very anxious, don’t panic, and show it to you after you finish this, otherwise you will always say that I am not true.
I'll beat Princess Yaoyao, is that OK?
Yes, no problem. If you lose 1.5Ah, you will be charged half price Ah, but you will not be charged 3 yuan.
Ah…If you lose, you still have money.
This...after all, I have worked hard?
By the way, why are you so cheap?
Is this cheap?
I think you are the average of 20 yuan.
Then how much is my voice worth?
Your voice sounds very nice, it can be worth more than 30 yuan.At this time, the barrage said that the anchor could not continue acting anymore. Xie Haoxuan had an idea. Look at me, although my voice sounds nice, my appearance is not very good-looking, so I lowered it.No one wants me. If I am a little handsome and my skills, I will be more than 30 yuan faster.My appearance has directly reduced my Ah, you know what I mean.My skills and sound can be worth more than 30 yuan, but my appearance has been reduced directly.
But when playing games, Ah doesn't look at your appearance.The anchor floated over the barrage and finally couldn't pretend anymore.
This... this... some people want to see it. I am afraid that it will be reduced by me after being seen by others. I might as well reduce it by myself.Or I won’t start the microphone anymore, let’s get 30 yuan.I can take off one and five, and Carry directly.
It's too boring to have a single row, and it's not so interesting.
Yes, so you still like 3 yuan each.
Haha, you discovered this.The two of them maintained such friendly communication and entered the game, and Xie Haoxuan began to get close to: Boss, where are you from? Let me see if we are fellow villagers.The girl answered honestly: I am from Shijiazhuang.
My fellow villager Ah, boss, I have also grown crops in Shijiazhuang.I can only talk about fate. Today I received an order from a fellow villager, and I won’t win, but I won’t have money if I don’t win.
Alas, didn’t you say you were not a technical accompanying partner?Technical accompanying staff also has very expensive Ah, which is around 20 yuan.
Ah, have you clicked this?
Well, what I have ordered is your voice sounds good and your skills are good.But I don't understand why you are cheap.
Well...Boss, didn’t you say it just now?I'm not good-looking, so the price is a little lower.By the way, boss, are you a student or at work?
I am a student.
Student?Student, you are rich and play with me, it’s good.Your family is in good condition.
No matter what kind of student, there is still a few dollars.
I still have commission Ah, so don’t position me at 3 yuan. OK, I have commission Ah.Give me a policy with a reward, how can I get more, such as what to kill three or five.
The three kills and two pieces will double the five kills.
Yes, yes, three kills and two pieces, five kills doubled. This mechanism is OK, I like Ah very much.Boss, come to me, I will start to implement the incentive policies you gave me.After killing three times, the boss is super amazing. Should I be rewarded together?
Yes, the boss will come with me and let’s get another triple kill.The boss is a good player in the interfering way. Is it a professional player in the play?
It's okay, I've beaten Yao Mei more.
You can see that you can brush shields, the accuracy of your first skill release, and the time of the second skill release are all appropriate to grasp.Xie Haoxuan flattered and praised him a few times, and the boss was very happy to hear this.
What you said is too false, right?Do you want me to add more money to you?
No, I just said what I thought.So can I add two pieces?
Ah, it costs money to praise people, so I will praise you from now on until the end of the game.No, I just want to ask if you have this incentive policy.You said that the ones you ordered now are a world of difference for the ones you ordered before.
It's all the same, except that your voice sounds better than them.
What about my service attitude?
Haha, your service attitude is a bit fake.
My service attitude is a bit false, I am from the heart, boss.
I can't feel your sincerity at all, you just want to cheat me of my money and ask me to add money to you.
Lie to you, boss, I absolutely don’t have this idea. I can’t even charge money. I don’t care about money at all. I just feel happy playing games with you. I don’t care whether it’s money or not.I don’t want money because I want your money. I just want your money. I took your money and I took some bowl of fried egg noodles.Let’s eat enough first, what if you lose, don’t play Ah together.
Really?Then I think you are in a miserable state now, I can only say, I don’t want it, can you order a takeaway for me?I don't want money anymore.
You won't want a KFC.Don't you kill me?
That Burger King is OK?
This should be OK.Brothers, have you seen it? Why do I say I don’t want money? It’s just to ask for her WeChat. After I clicked it, she needs to pay on her behalf. Wouldn’t this WeChat come?
I didn't eat much, 9 pairs of chicken wings, two burgers, two cups of coke, and then I just had a little bit of it.
Ah, that's not much Ah.
This is more Ah, because am I fatter?I ate a little more, it's okay.
Then don’t eat midnight snacks at night, lose weight.
Ah, this is not good Ah, if I don’t eat it, I will feel hungry and painful. What if I lose the game a while? I will be full only when I eat enough.Seeing that there were no brothers, this girl began to care about me, and this was a sign of good feelings.
Then do you usually have more Ah?
Usually, there are not many orders, and they think my voice is nice, so they want to see my photos. After reading them, they don’t look for me, so I don’t have any orders, otherwise I won’t be hungry.Brothers, selling miserably can better gain the sympathy of the girl.
Boss, I got four three kills, two five kills, and one super god.
You still remember this.
If I don’t remember this, I will have no food to eat. Don’t we count it?I am a professional accompanying partner, how could I do such an unprofessional thing?
You won't cheat me, I don't remember Ah.
Don't worry, boss, I will type on the public screen later. I will not cheat money. Boss, don't worry.My service attitude does not allow me to do such things.The audience said on the barrage: You don’t cheat money, you just cheat others’ hearts.Just as the two were discussing, Li Xin almost stole the house.
I'm going back first, you almost made me not make a penny and I'm going to die.The girl smiled so happily.
If I lose, I won't pay.
If I lose, I won't charge you either.The boss will get the last triple kill.
I'll remember it for you.
No, boss, it doesn't matter, winning the game is the most important thing.Xie Haoxuan turned down the other party's crystal.
Boss, there are five three kills in total and two five kills in total.At this time, the girl suddenly said, "You are having fun, can you get a discount?
Ah... Discount, boss, what discount is Ah, you can break me.I finally got some money and settle the account.
In this way, if you can get many triple kills Ah in one hand, I will lose Ah.Didn’t you say 3 yuan at the beginning?
Boss, because of this intense commission.There are only 20 in total. Otherwise, let’s play another game. If I want this, I can’t win. I just want it. If I win, it’s better to double it.
How much is doubled.
Double it will cost 40 yuan.If you win, you will have 40, and if you lose, you will have nothing.The girl once again made this agreement for Xie Haoxuan.
Yes, I lost no point.The girl couldn't believe it.Are you sure?
Sure.
OK.Who knew that his teammates actually increased the difficulty with him and directly selected the appointment at the low level.Boss, otherwise, we won’t bet in this game, what will happen next time?
No, no, Ah, didn’t you agree?I just happened to see your strength.
No, boss, I am a very strong Ah, but it is not easy for teammates to choose a promise to keep the appointment.This is a bit of a mentality.
No matter how you speak, it doesn’t count as losing Ah.
Calculate, calculate, let me show you my national server level.
OK, I believe in you.You can kill randomly when playing such a low-end game, but you have lost a point anyway.
Boss, this four-kill ends, okay, you can't lose Ah when you play games with a Chinese server player, how can you lose?OK, boss, let’s settle the account.
How many, forty.
I'll send you WeChat, please add me., Seeing that there are no brothers, this WeChat is coming. You are so gentle and should be pretty good. I'll check out her circle of friends first to see if there are any cool photos.After watching it, Xie Haoxuan told the audience about his experience.Brothers, I can’t show you this photo, I’ll tell you something about it first.
The barrage said: Dog anchor, you want to eat alone, curse you for impotence as soon as possible.Of course this is impossible, but it can be seen that the anchor’s success is broken for them.
Boss, don’t need to send it. I just added your WeChat and I was already full.
Why.
Because I love you, I lied to you before, but I didn’t have enough food, I ate abalone and lobster every day.Is this abalone a serious abalone?
Then you are better than me, I eat steamed buns every day.Xie Haoxuan saw her wishlist and directly gave her a Yao Mei’s latest skin.
This is OK, sister.I gave you a skin, and we also added WeChat, which is considered fate.Then the girl saw Xie Haoxuan’s circle of friends and exclaimed: You lied to me too, you are so handsome, and you even said that you are ugly.
If I didn't say that, my sister might not have asked me to play with you today, and I was very happy to play with my sister.I will fight again next time, bye.
Bye-Bye.
Brothers teach Ah step by step. To understand Ah, you must open your mouth and become familiar with the girl, so that you can have the chance to add someone else’s WeChat.I will debug the equipment and we will cook chicken next.
Jiucheng sent a message to Xie Haoxuan, Brother Xuan, I learned it, I will watch your live broadcast more in the future, and my chances of finding a girlfriend will be great.
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