Director Yang, where are you going?
Yang Letian bent down and whispered: I have nothing to do afterwards, so I will go back first, I will leave it to you here.
You can't leave yet, Zhao Tian said anxiously
Why can't you leave? Anyway, the ceremony is about to end, so I've said what I should say, and you'll take care of what's next.
No, I will invite these wise men to dinner later. How can you not accompany me?
I'm with you? No, right? Isn't it enough to have you as the director? I really can't stand these people's faces. Yang Letian said with a bitter face.
Who is used to seeing the land? I can't stand Ah either, but I have to see the land even if I don't stand Ah. You are the main person in charge. If you don't accompany me, I'm afraid they will have opinions and think we don't pay attention to them. You see, our donation ceremony is so successful, and things are basically done. Don't make everyone unhappy for this last little thing. There are more days to deal with them in the future.
Zhao Tian lowered his voice and said
Yang Letian thought about it, so he had no choice but to return to his seat and continue to watch the passionate performances of the officials.
The banquet was held in a large restaurant called Qianlixiang
This Qianlixiang restaurant is the highest-end restaurant in Yanshan City. It is luxuriously decorated and grand. Its hardware conditions needless to say, its software packages are no less than hardware. The service ladies here are gentle and beautiful, enthusiastic and generous, allowing those big men with a pair of feelings and great enthusiasm for beauties to come here to enjoy a visual meal while enjoying the food.
Of course, as a restaurant, the most important thing is whether the dishes you cook can catch the diners' stomachs?
In this regard, the restaurant has also made the land very successful. Of course, the main cuisine here is Hui cuisine among the eight major Chinese cuisines. It is supplemented by spicy Sichuan cuisine and tender Zhejiang cuisine. The land is very distinctive and memorable, making Qianlixiang Restaurant very famous in Aanshan City. Many government officials and rich people love to come here to have dinner.
Yang Letian led a group of people into the VIP private room that Zhao Tian had already booked.
The decoration of this private room is very particular. On one side of the window is a large round dining table that can sit for more than ten people. The goose yellow tablecloth hangs smoothly to the base of the table. There is a piece of brown glass that looks like it is hanging on the round table. It is actually a small motor connected to the table. After putting the plate and bowl, it can be rotated by itself so that the food can be transferred to different directions for diners around the table to use.
On the side near the door are a row of leather sofas and a marble coffee table, which allows guests to taste tea and chat here before meals, and sing karaoke here if they have time after meals for digestion.
On the walls on both sides, there was a calligraphy and a Chinese painting. The crooked stamps were engraved with the author's name in the font like a heavenly book. The directors and directors present looked around and could not recognize a single word, but they all applauded, as if they were all appreciating experts.
While Yang Letian was greeting everyone, he asked the service lady to start serving the dishes.
This time, eight people were invited, all of whom were from various departments, including Director Wang of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, Director Ding of the State Administration of Taxation, Director Ma of the Public Security Bureau, etc., but the person with the highest position at the donation ceremony, the deputy mayor in charge of industry and commerce did not come. He only made a speech at the ceremony and left in a hurry.
However, this was all within Yang Letian and Zhao Tian’s expectations. Thinking about the fact that someone is a dignified deputy mayor, he has already expressed his support for them, and their purpose has been achieved. It doesn’t matter whether he or she eats or not.
Among the eight people here, there was a female leader. After Zhao Tian secretly introduced it in private, Yang Letian learned that this female leader was Director Ke of the Health Bureau. Although he did not understand what his bank had to do with the Health Bureau, he had always been much more interested in the opposite sex than the same sex, so he quietly looked at the female director.
The female director is about 40 years old last year, with fair skin and fair skin. She is pretty handsome and has a pretty sleek appearance, but her figure is a bit plump, but it is very consistent with her image as an official
Although this female director is far from the standards of a beauty and is older, she is always better at her than to those fat and big-eared men. So when Yang Letian was choosing a seat, she took the opportunity to sit next to her. As soon as she sat down, a faint smell of perfume penetrated into his nostrils, which smelled very nice. With a slight understanding of perfume knowledge, Yang Letian estimated that this should be Lancme perfume.
Soon, all kinds of delicacies filled the table. Yang Letian picked up the wine glass and stood up and said: In order to thank all the leaders for their support, I would like to wish all the leaders a cup on behalf of all the staff of our bank. Come on, I will do it first!
OK, do it!
Give me some cups and drink...
After three rounds of drinking, the atmosphere gradually became warmer. Zhao Tian said: The procedures required by our bank will be troubled by everyone here.
It's easy to say, it's easy to say that supporting you means supporting our local economy. Don't worry, I will complete the procedures you need here for you within two days. Director Wang of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau said
Other directors and directors also expressed their opinions, saying that they would complete the procedures they needed soon.
Although all this was expected, Zhao Tian could not resist the joy and said: Thank you everyone, come on, I wish you a drink
After saying that, I drank the full cup of Maotai wine in my hand in one go
At this time, a deputy director of the IRS showed an ambiguous smile and said: OK, the matter has been negotiated, so it’s time to tell the joke below.
Before he finished speaking, several people laughed in understanding
Director Yang, you can talk about one of them first. One of the directors said
Me? I don't know many jokes. Why don't you do one first? I'll think about what good jokes are there first, and I'll talk about them later. Yang Letian said
In recent years, jokes have been very popular, especially those with colored yellow jokes, which are indispensable seasonings for people at banquets, so that there is a saying that no wine can make a banquet, no paragraph can make a banquet.
And those interesting and classic good jokes are generally spread throughout the country with the spread of mobile phone text messages
There are very few fresh and fun jokes now, so Yang Letian must first think about what new and fun jokes there are.
In addition, he didn't want to say it first, that is, he had never had dinner with these officials, and didn't know what kind of jokes they would say at the banquet, so he asked them to say it first so that they could grasp the right position when they said it.
OK, I'll say one first
The director said that a female passenger on a long-distance bus was urgent, but the car could not stop on the highway. It was evening and it was dark. The female passenger saw that the passengers on the bus were all knocking to bed, so she opened the window and urinated outside. But she knew that her urine happened to pee on the face of the policeman patrolling on a motorcycle. The police were so angry that they immediately chased after him and stopped the bus. Get on the bus and found out who had vomited his face. When they found the female passenger, the female passenger quickly stood up and blushed and whispered: "I'm so embarrassed, I was accidentally..." Unexpectedly, the policeman shook his head and said: "No, I saw that a big bearded man vomited me" haha!
The director laughed as soon as he finished speaking
Everyone laughed, and Yang Letian glanced at Director Ke beside him with the corner of his eyes. He saw that she looked normal, chatting and laughing, without any shyness and embarrassment. He knew that she had grown up in such pornographic jokes and had already practiced a body-protecting magic skill.
The director said: OK, I'm done, Director Yang, it's time for you to say it
Mine hasn't figured it out yet. In this way, Director Zhao, tell me one. Yang Letian said to Zhao Tian
OK, I'll say one too
Zhao Tian responded happily, I also said something about peeing. A male teacher was anxious to pee. He accidentally entered the women's bathroom after urinating. After he finished peeing, he happened to meet a female teacher who wanted to enter the bathroom. The female teacher suddenly saw the male teacher coming out of the women's bathroom, and asked the male teacher very angrily, saying, "Hey, do you know that this is for women?" The male teacher smiled and said with a smile: "Hey, I am also for women'
Everyone burst into laughter for a while, and everyone said something, and the atmosphere in the private room became even more lively
At this time, Director Ke, who was sitting next to Yang Letian, spoke up, and she smiled and said: Oh, you men, Ah, just like to make fun of us women and use slutty as fun. It’s so boring!
Hehe, that's that, compared with the jokes that Director Ke said, it really seems boring and vulgar. Otherwise, Director Ke, come and tell us one, and by the way, improve our aesthetic taste.
Director Wang said
It's Ah or Ah, Ke Bureau, just tell us one, everyone agreed
Yang Letian also became interested now, turned his face and smiled at her and said: Just say one, so I can see it for a long time.
Yang Letian has always been quite confident in his smile, because the smile was practiced in front of the mirror for more than half a year of job hunting. He is intimate but not flattering, gentle but not exaggerated.
Director Ke looked at him with a smile, a hint of panic flashed in his eyes, but this panic just flashed away, and immediately she returned to normal and said with a smile: As for jokes, I won't say it, but I can ask you a question
Yang Letian bent down and whispered: I have nothing to do afterwards, so I will go back first, I will leave it to you here.
You can't leave yet, Zhao Tian said anxiously
Why can't you leave? Anyway, the ceremony is about to end, so I've said what I should say, and you'll take care of what's next.
No, I will invite these wise men to dinner later. How can you not accompany me?
I'm with you? No, right? Isn't it enough to have you as the director? I really can't stand these people's faces. Yang Letian said with a bitter face.
Who is used to seeing the land? I can't stand Ah either, but I have to see the land even if I don't stand Ah. You are the main person in charge. If you don't accompany me, I'm afraid they will have opinions and think we don't pay attention to them. You see, our donation ceremony is so successful, and things are basically done. Don't make everyone unhappy for this last little thing. There are more days to deal with them in the future.
Zhao Tian lowered his voice and said
Yang Letian thought about it, so he had no choice but to return to his seat and continue to watch the passionate performances of the officials.
The banquet was held in a large restaurant called Qianlixiang
This Qianlixiang restaurant is the highest-end restaurant in Yanshan City. It is luxuriously decorated and grand. Its hardware conditions needless to say, its software packages are no less than hardware. The service ladies here are gentle and beautiful, enthusiastic and generous, allowing those big men with a pair of feelings and great enthusiasm for beauties to come here to enjoy a visual meal while enjoying the food.
Of course, as a restaurant, the most important thing is whether the dishes you cook can catch the diners' stomachs?
In this regard, the restaurant has also made the land very successful. Of course, the main cuisine here is Hui cuisine among the eight major Chinese cuisines. It is supplemented by spicy Sichuan cuisine and tender Zhejiang cuisine. The land is very distinctive and memorable, making Qianlixiang Restaurant very famous in Aanshan City. Many government officials and rich people love to come here to have dinner.
Yang Letian led a group of people into the VIP private room that Zhao Tian had already booked.
The decoration of this private room is very particular. On one side of the window is a large round dining table that can sit for more than ten people. The goose yellow tablecloth hangs smoothly to the base of the table. There is a piece of brown glass that looks like it is hanging on the round table. It is actually a small motor connected to the table. After putting the plate and bowl, it can be rotated by itself so that the food can be transferred to different directions for diners around the table to use.
On the side near the door are a row of leather sofas and a marble coffee table, which allows guests to taste tea and chat here before meals, and sing karaoke here if they have time after meals for digestion.
On the walls on both sides, there was a calligraphy and a Chinese painting. The crooked stamps were engraved with the author's name in the font like a heavenly book. The directors and directors present looked around and could not recognize a single word, but they all applauded, as if they were all appreciating experts.
While Yang Letian was greeting everyone, he asked the service lady to start serving the dishes.
This time, eight people were invited, all of whom were from various departments, including Director Wang of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, Director Ding of the State Administration of Taxation, Director Ma of the Public Security Bureau, etc., but the person with the highest position at the donation ceremony, the deputy mayor in charge of industry and commerce did not come. He only made a speech at the ceremony and left in a hurry.
However, this was all within Yang Letian and Zhao Tian’s expectations. Thinking about the fact that someone is a dignified deputy mayor, he has already expressed his support for them, and their purpose has been achieved. It doesn’t matter whether he or she eats or not.
Among the eight people here, there was a female leader. After Zhao Tian secretly introduced it in private, Yang Letian learned that this female leader was Director Ke of the Health Bureau. Although he did not understand what his bank had to do with the Health Bureau, he had always been much more interested in the opposite sex than the same sex, so he quietly looked at the female director.
The female director is about 40 years old last year, with fair skin and fair skin. She is pretty handsome and has a pretty sleek appearance, but her figure is a bit plump, but it is very consistent with her image as an official
Although this female director is far from the standards of a beauty and is older, she is always better at her than to those fat and big-eared men. So when Yang Letian was choosing a seat, she took the opportunity to sit next to her. As soon as she sat down, a faint smell of perfume penetrated into his nostrils, which smelled very nice. With a slight understanding of perfume knowledge, Yang Letian estimated that this should be Lancme perfume.
Soon, all kinds of delicacies filled the table. Yang Letian picked up the wine glass and stood up and said: In order to thank all the leaders for their support, I would like to wish all the leaders a cup on behalf of all the staff of our bank. Come on, I will do it first!
OK, do it!
Give me some cups and drink...
After three rounds of drinking, the atmosphere gradually became warmer. Zhao Tian said: The procedures required by our bank will be troubled by everyone here.
It's easy to say, it's easy to say that supporting you means supporting our local economy. Don't worry, I will complete the procedures you need here for you within two days. Director Wang of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau said
Other directors and directors also expressed their opinions, saying that they would complete the procedures they needed soon.
Although all this was expected, Zhao Tian could not resist the joy and said: Thank you everyone, come on, I wish you a drink
After saying that, I drank the full cup of Maotai wine in my hand in one go
At this time, a deputy director of the IRS showed an ambiguous smile and said: OK, the matter has been negotiated, so it’s time to tell the joke below.
Before he finished speaking, several people laughed in understanding
Director Yang, you can talk about one of them first. One of the directors said
Me? I don't know many jokes. Why don't you do one first? I'll think about what good jokes are there first, and I'll talk about them later. Yang Letian said
In recent years, jokes have been very popular, especially those with colored yellow jokes, which are indispensable seasonings for people at banquets, so that there is a saying that no wine can make a banquet, no paragraph can make a banquet.
And those interesting and classic good jokes are generally spread throughout the country with the spread of mobile phone text messages
There are very few fresh and fun jokes now, so Yang Letian must first think about what new and fun jokes there are.
In addition, he didn't want to say it first, that is, he had never had dinner with these officials, and didn't know what kind of jokes they would say at the banquet, so he asked them to say it first so that they could grasp the right position when they said it.
OK, I'll say one first
The director said that a female passenger on a long-distance bus was urgent, but the car could not stop on the highway. It was evening and it was dark. The female passenger saw that the passengers on the bus were all knocking to bed, so she opened the window and urinated outside. But she knew that her urine happened to pee on the face of the policeman patrolling on a motorcycle. The police were so angry that they immediately chased after him and stopped the bus. Get on the bus and found out who had vomited his face. When they found the female passenger, the female passenger quickly stood up and blushed and whispered: "I'm so embarrassed, I was accidentally..." Unexpectedly, the policeman shook his head and said: "No, I saw that a big bearded man vomited me" haha!
The director laughed as soon as he finished speaking
Everyone laughed, and Yang Letian glanced at Director Ke beside him with the corner of his eyes. He saw that she looked normal, chatting and laughing, without any shyness and embarrassment. He knew that she had grown up in such pornographic jokes and had already practiced a body-protecting magic skill.
The director said: OK, I'm done, Director Yang, it's time for you to say it
Mine hasn't figured it out yet. In this way, Director Zhao, tell me one. Yang Letian said to Zhao Tian
OK, I'll say one too
Zhao Tian responded happily, I also said something about peeing. A male teacher was anxious to pee. He accidentally entered the women's bathroom after urinating. After he finished peeing, he happened to meet a female teacher who wanted to enter the bathroom. The female teacher suddenly saw the male teacher coming out of the women's bathroom, and asked the male teacher very angrily, saying, "Hey, do you know that this is for women?" The male teacher smiled and said with a smile: "Hey, I am also for women'
Everyone burst into laughter for a while, and everyone said something, and the atmosphere in the private room became even more lively
At this time, Director Ke, who was sitting next to Yang Letian, spoke up, and she smiled and said: Oh, you men, Ah, just like to make fun of us women and use slutty as fun. It’s so boring!
Hehe, that's that, compared with the jokes that Director Ke said, it really seems boring and vulgar. Otherwise, Director Ke, come and tell us one, and by the way, improve our aesthetic taste.
Director Wang said
It's Ah or Ah, Ke Bureau, just tell us one, everyone agreed
Yang Letian also became interested now, turned his face and smiled at her and said: Just say one, so I can see it for a long time.
Yang Letian has always been quite confident in his smile, because the smile was practiced in front of the mirror for more than half a year of job hunting. He is intimate but not flattering, gentle but not exaggerated.
Director Ke looked at him with a smile, a hint of panic flashed in his eyes, but this panic just flashed away, and immediately she returned to normal and said with a smile: As for jokes, I won't say it, but I can ask you a question
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