Ah! The boss feels sad
What trouble does Your Majesty have? The fairy asked
The king replied: Look at me, I spent so much effort to capture the Kingdom of Light. What do I want? Isn’t it the Goddess of Light? But the Goddess of Light regard me as an enemy, ignored me in bed, and did not feel comfortable doing it. I felt sad about this, and I kept thinking about the goddess’ naked body and it was difficult to wake up!
After hearing this, the fairy smiled leisurely: This matter is easy! You only need your Majesty to give me a big pigeon, and I will make the goddess of light fascinated by your Majesty.
The eldest king was very happy to hear this, and gave the fairy a large nest of pigeons. The fairy pulled off the wings of the largest pigeon and cut the other pigeons into sauerkra. The happiness in it was not enough to tell the people outside the bed.
In the bedroom of the goddess of light, the goddess looked at the sun and sighed long, but saw a cute angel flying in front of her. She couldn't help but say in surprise: Are you Yu's daughter? Yu seems to have never seen you before
Angel replied: Mother Ah, you are so confused. I am the number seven angel in Shanwowo. This time I heard that the motherland was invaded and came back specially to sacrifice her health for the country! But unfortunately, the country has been lost, and even Mother doesn’t remember my daughter, I will not live anymore!
The goddess was ashamed when she heard this: Ah, you are not alive anymore, so let me ask Yu for help from the god of Ming, and said that Yu cannot attend this tea party, so I have time to see Yu.
The angel heard the silent look and sighed: I heard you sigh just now, mom, why are you sad?
Goddess Yun: Yu was invaded by the enemy, Yu's daughters became slaves to his enemies, Yu was also defiled by his enemies, but he was sealed with divine power and could not take revenge. The enemy did not grasp Yu's jade feet, and Yu sighed for this!
After hearing the painful look, the angel said after a good long-term life: If my mother wants to take revenge, I have a way, it is just very difficult, and I need my mother to make sacrifices.
The goddess looked disappointed when she heard this: What's the solution?
The angel said: Mom, do you know about Li Bai?
The goddess said to her: I don’t know Ah, does he have Yu Bai?
The angel sighed silently, thinking that this was a wonderful thing: my mother is young, beautiful and smart, and he is not as good as my mother Ah!
The goddess seemed very happy: Then what did you think he did?
Angel said: Although Li Bai is far from comparable to his mother, he is also an amazing poet Ah! People say that when he was a child, he didn't study hard, ran out to play, and encountered an old lady grinding an iron pestle by the river...
The goddess said: Is Tiexue the Senmo?
The angel was not happy: the iron rod is a very thick iron rod, and his majesty's... Ahem! In short, Li Bai asked the old lady what to do to polish the iron rod. The old lady said that she would grind such a thick iron rod into a needle! Li Bai laughed at her, but the old lady said: "As long as you work hard to grind the iron rod into a needle." Li Bai was shocked. He went back to study hard and became a great poet. The truth behind this, your mother can refer to Ah!
After hearing this, the goddess thought deeply and familiarly: You mean, Yu must study hard, and one day he will defeat his enemies?
The angel shook his head: It's not Ah! I mean that as long as my mother works hard, she can grind her enemy's penis into an embroidery needle! I heard that the eldest king is proud of his genitals. If it turns into an embroidery needle, he will definitely feel extremely sad. In ancient times, people said that attacking the heart was the best way, and this is the best revenge Ah!
Therefore, as long as my mother pretends to be enthusiastic and strives to please her enemy's cock, one day, she can achieve the purpose of revenge.
The goddess was not happy when she heard this: This is really a mythical thing, how could Yu do it?
The angel hurriedly said: As long as the boss is excited, he will definitely grab his mother's feet and have fun. His mother is a god, and what he does is a myth!
The goddess agreed
Three years later, the king summoned the goblins, looking haggard but very happy: Thanks to you, the goddess of light obedient to me, this is really comfortable! You saved this country and are a meritorious person. What reward do you want?
It turned out that the angel was a fairy, but she had pigeon wings on her back, which made the goddess unable to distinguish. Only those who read more could know how to accurately cut pigeon wings. This is the wisdom of the people!
The fairy smiled and said: I don’t want any reward. If Your Majesty must reward me, just cum with one drop of semen today, two drops of semen tomorrow, four drops of semen the day after tomorrow, and so on, cum with me for a year.
The king agreed, and a year later, the goddess froze to death
Before the goddess died, she said to her friend Death God: My master has not been here for a year, so I must have turned into an embroidery needle.
Friend said: I think this must be the case
The goddess passed away dissatisfiedly after hearing this
Alas hahahaha!
The iron pestle is a dead object, the penis is a living object, the iron pestle is ground into a needle, and the penis is ground into a pillar. The goddess doesn't know this, she deserves to be slap!
The wisdom of the fairy is still spread by people today
What trouble does Your Majesty have? The fairy asked
The king replied: Look at me, I spent so much effort to capture the Kingdom of Light. What do I want? Isn’t it the Goddess of Light? But the Goddess of Light regard me as an enemy, ignored me in bed, and did not feel comfortable doing it. I felt sad about this, and I kept thinking about the goddess’ naked body and it was difficult to wake up!
After hearing this, the fairy smiled leisurely: This matter is easy! You only need your Majesty to give me a big pigeon, and I will make the goddess of light fascinated by your Majesty.
The eldest king was very happy to hear this, and gave the fairy a large nest of pigeons. The fairy pulled off the wings of the largest pigeon and cut the other pigeons into sauerkra. The happiness in it was not enough to tell the people outside the bed.
In the bedroom of the goddess of light, the goddess looked at the sun and sighed long, but saw a cute angel flying in front of her. She couldn't help but say in surprise: Are you Yu's daughter? Yu seems to have never seen you before
Angel replied: Mother Ah, you are so confused. I am the number seven angel in Shanwowo. This time I heard that the motherland was invaded and came back specially to sacrifice her health for the country! But unfortunately, the country has been lost, and even Mother doesn’t remember my daughter, I will not live anymore!
The goddess was ashamed when she heard this: Ah, you are not alive anymore, so let me ask Yu for help from the god of Ming, and said that Yu cannot attend this tea party, so I have time to see Yu.
The angel heard the silent look and sighed: I heard you sigh just now, mom, why are you sad?
Goddess Yun: Yu was invaded by the enemy, Yu's daughters became slaves to his enemies, Yu was also defiled by his enemies, but he was sealed with divine power and could not take revenge. The enemy did not grasp Yu's jade feet, and Yu sighed for this!
After hearing the painful look, the angel said after a good long-term life: If my mother wants to take revenge, I have a way, it is just very difficult, and I need my mother to make sacrifices.
The goddess looked disappointed when she heard this: What's the solution?
The angel said: Mom, do you know about Li Bai?
The goddess said to her: I don’t know Ah, does he have Yu Bai?
The angel sighed silently, thinking that this was a wonderful thing: my mother is young, beautiful and smart, and he is not as good as my mother Ah!
The goddess seemed very happy: Then what did you think he did?
Angel said: Although Li Bai is far from comparable to his mother, he is also an amazing poet Ah! People say that when he was a child, he didn't study hard, ran out to play, and encountered an old lady grinding an iron pestle by the river...
The goddess said: Is Tiexue the Senmo?
The angel was not happy: the iron rod is a very thick iron rod, and his majesty's... Ahem! In short, Li Bai asked the old lady what to do to polish the iron rod. The old lady said that she would grind such a thick iron rod into a needle! Li Bai laughed at her, but the old lady said: "As long as you work hard to grind the iron rod into a needle." Li Bai was shocked. He went back to study hard and became a great poet. The truth behind this, your mother can refer to Ah!
After hearing this, the goddess thought deeply and familiarly: You mean, Yu must study hard, and one day he will defeat his enemies?
The angel shook his head: It's not Ah! I mean that as long as my mother works hard, she can grind her enemy's penis into an embroidery needle! I heard that the eldest king is proud of his genitals. If it turns into an embroidery needle, he will definitely feel extremely sad. In ancient times, people said that attacking the heart was the best way, and this is the best revenge Ah!
Therefore, as long as my mother pretends to be enthusiastic and strives to please her enemy's cock, one day, she can achieve the purpose of revenge.
The goddess was not happy when she heard this: This is really a mythical thing, how could Yu do it?
The angel hurriedly said: As long as the boss is excited, he will definitely grab his mother's feet and have fun. His mother is a god, and what he does is a myth!
The goddess agreed
Three years later, the king summoned the goblins, looking haggard but very happy: Thanks to you, the goddess of light obedient to me, this is really comfortable! You saved this country and are a meritorious person. What reward do you want?
It turned out that the angel was a fairy, but she had pigeon wings on her back, which made the goddess unable to distinguish. Only those who read more could know how to accurately cut pigeon wings. This is the wisdom of the people!
The fairy smiled and said: I don’t want any reward. If Your Majesty must reward me, just cum with one drop of semen today, two drops of semen tomorrow, four drops of semen the day after tomorrow, and so on, cum with me for a year.
The king agreed, and a year later, the goddess froze to death
Before the goddess died, she said to her friend Death God: My master has not been here for a year, so I must have turned into an embroidery needle.
Friend said: I think this must be the case
The goddess passed away dissatisfiedly after hearing this
Alas hahahaha!
The iron pestle is a dead object, the penis is a living object, the iron pestle is ground into a needle, and the penis is ground into a pillar. The goddess doesn't know this, she deserves to be slap!
The wisdom of the fairy is still spread by people today