Hold your breath?Fire?have no choice?Maybe there are all, at least when Wang Yu faces Diao Xiuxiu.
Diao Xiuxiu seemed to be Wang Yu's natural nemesis.
According to Diao Xiuxiu's words,
Aren’t you, Wang Yu, a black-hearted person?I'm more sarcastic than you!
Haven’t you, Wang Yu, studied psychology?I have a Master of Psychology!
You, Wang Yu, are not a new star in the medical field. Have you invented any new methods?I am the deputy inspector of the Supervision Center of the Ministry of Health. I will kill you in terms of rights!
What?A gentleman does not speak, but it becomes a gentleman does not speak?
All right!I can't do it!A mere Taekwondo black belt, a karate black belt, oh!It seems that there is also the national treasure Wing Chun boxing, and it seems that it is a good fight!
In short, in a word, Diao Xiuxiu, a girl who is both black and violent, has been planning for three or four years!Just for today!
Thinking about it, Wang Yu almost forgot her, but what about her?But he had planned Wang Yu for three or four years!
One was prepared, the other was unprepared.
It is not easy for Mr. Wang to maintain his current demeanor and not suffer much loss.
Seeing Diao Xiuxiu's face full of sarcasm, Wang Yu was so angry that he wanted to transform and go up and bite her, making you arrogant!
Just thinking about it, wouldn’t Diao Xiuxiu’s hand in her pocket be secretly clenched into a fist?
If Wang Yu really dares to go up and bite her, even if he gets cold and attacks successfully, he will have to pay the price of a good big white teeth in the end.
I'm not angry!I'm not angry!I'm not angry!Wang Yu repeated this sentence repeatedly in his heart.
After a long time, this guy had a fat face.He said with a smile: It's getting late, are you hungry?I'll treat you to a meal?Let’s... talk?Is that good?.
Mr. Wang acted very proud, well, he did have a bit of a bad-legged style.
Diao Xiuxiu smiled even more proudly, tilted her head slightly, and said reluctantly: Good Ah!no problem!Let's go eat... the roasted duck!.
Sister!Roast duck just roast duck?What are the roasted ducks?What kind of Cute girl is a violent woman who picks her feet?
Wang Yu was secretly complaining in his heart, but on the surface he looked like I was very happy and flattered, and reached out to make a gesture of asking for help.
Eat roast duck.And it's still close.Of course, I went to the old Yàn Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant opposite the Friendship Hotel.
As soon as I entered the door, I was still the very beautiful welcome officer, like a girl next door, and saw Wang Yu's face familiar.Say hello.Said: Hello?Welcome...what do you want to eat?.
Wang Yu sighed.He said: Are there any private rooms?.
Just you...two people?The waiter who welcomed the guests was a little surprised.
Generally, hotels are not welcome to have private rooms for two people, and even charge private rooms for children.Only when consumption reaches a certain level will it be exempted. Wang Yu understands this.
Wang Yu nodded and said: Don't worry, someone claims to try all the dishes on your menu!.
Diao Xiuxiu kept not talking, just watching Wang Yu chat with this beautiful welcome guest, and was angry and hummed: Dogs can’t change their food!;
This sentence is quite whispering, leaving a little face for Mr. Wang.
Immediately, the girl increased her voice and said: Order all the dishes on the menu... It's a bit of a waste. I'll give you a serving of your signature dishes, such as braised hot pot, stewed fish, roast duck, etc.!.
It’s really a puppy who sells his goddao and doesn’t hurt!
These signature dishes are worth 1,800 yuan!
Looking at Diao Xiuxiu's figure that had already taken the lead, Wang Yu had no choice but to say: Do what she said, well... I'll give her another spinach and peanuts!In trouble!.
At this time, the roast duck restaurant was already crowded, and they were lucky. A private room had just been vacant and the waiter was still cleaning up inside!
Diao Xiuxiu took out a box of women's cigarettes from her pocket, sat on the chair aside with a big thorn, and said: Girl!I’ll give us two bottles of liquor later and ask for the most expensive ones in your store!Let’s have two more boxes of beer and get the best fine beer!.
After saying that, in the waiter's surprised gaze, Diao Xiuxiu sneered: Anyway, someone pays the bill, why are you polite?You said yes!.
The waiter was shocked and did not dare to reply. He thought to himself: What a big fugitive!Do your mother know that you ordered food to death?
The food was still being cooked, but the wine was served first.
Diao Xiuxiu fully demonstrated her tomboy's demeanor and nipped open a box of beer bottle cap with her teeth.
Wang Yu grinned at it, why did he break up?Although this girl is really beautiful?
Isn’t it because I live with her that as a man, I will be very hit?If this continues, how can a man be so heroic!
Diao Xiuxiu understood some of the information in Wang Yu's eyes, snorted coldly, and carried five bottles of beer in front of Wang Yu.
Smile, Diao Xiuxiu was laughing, she was still very happy, and asked: Can you drink it?.
Wang Yu let out a long sigh, unbuttoned the two buttons of his shirt, and said confidently: Yes!.
Diao Xiuxiu picked up a bottle of beer and said: Do it first!.
Then what?
Then it really did it!The other girl has done it, what else can you wait for?Drink it!
In this way, before the dishes were served, two boxes of beer had already been in full bloom.
Mr. Wang went to the toilet three times, which was so uncomfortable.
Diao Xiuxiu has many hobbies that women can’t like... Well, probably these hobbies in men’s hearts are quite weird.
For example: smoking, drinking, fighting!
These three things are Diao Xiuxiu’s favorite things to do!Is it shocking or not?
Two boxes of beer are gone, and I will drink it in the next place.
Diao Xiuxiu seemed to have poured a glass for Wang Yu, and she also filled it up. Seeing that there was her favorite spinach and peanuts on the table, her hands trembled and the wine spilled a little.
She covered up without leaving any traces, Diao Xiuxiu asked while eating the food: You treat me to a meal.Why don’t you speak?Feeling nothing to say?.
Wang Yu sighed and said: There is indeed nothing to say!But I have to say that everything in the past has passed, why do you have to find a back account now?.
Diao Xiuxiu took a sip of white wine, smacked her lips and said: It’s not about finding you a back account, but I haven’t looked for you before, and now it’s time to get a list!.
Wang Yu's black thread was covered in his forehead. After a long time, he slowly pulled up his shirt. There was a scar on the ribba fan on the right.
Diao Xiuxiu narrowed her eyes.
Wang Yu didn't speak.But Diao Xiuxiu understood it himself.She understood how Wang Yu's scar came about, because she was the one who started it.
Wang Yu put down his clothes and said slowly: I broke up with you at that time, you feel embarrassed.Have you ever thought about it?Give me this kick.How do I feel?.
Diao Xiuxiu was silent for a long time and said: Do you know what double revenge is?.
Mr. Wang's face twitched and said: Yes!Then what?Preparing to give me a kick?Just clear the two?.
It's not that simple!.
Diao Xiuxiu was eating the dishes slowly.He said vaguely: You hurt me mainly because of my spirit, and I will also fight back against you mentally!This is fair!Isn't it?.
It's your sister Ah!
Wang Yu understood. What he said now is like talking about a chicken and a duck, and he couldn't understand Ah at all!
Touching his nose, Wang Yu stopped talking, picked up the wine glass and said: Then stop talking!Drink a bar!Today...it is the last drink you and me!that's all!.
Looking at Wang Yu who was drinking silently, Diao Xiuxiu felt so unspeakable...lost?Wronged?Guilt?Self-blame?
None!
On the contrary, Diao Xiuxiu actually smelled a little conspiracy!
A very weird idea, but it is indeed not a target of nothing!
Two boxes of beer, plus two bottles of high-purity white wine, even if anyone can drink it, I am afraid it will be too big at this time, right?
Speaking of which, how did Wang Yu develop this alcohol tolerance?It was trained after becoming boyfriend and girlfriend with Diao Xiuxiu.
When these two were together, they had a small quarrel every three days and a big quarrel every five days. How could they solve the problem?
The key is here!
drink wine!This is their way!
Can drinking just solve everything?Of course not!After drinking, you have to have a sleep!
That is, hehehe!Slap that one!
After paying the bill, Wang Yu and Diao Xiuxiu walked out with their arms around each other, staggering.
Diao Xiuxiu muttered and scolded Wang Yu for being a little bitch, and Wang Yu also hiccupped repeatedly, and counterattacked from time to time Diao Xiuxiu was a no-go.
The two people who had drunk too much, under the neon night view, regardless of how others looked at it, were both noisy and scolding, and came to the Friendship Hotel and Wang Yu's room!
It is...habit, out of nature!
Diao Xiuxiu has such shortcomings and often quarrels with Wang Yu. However, the two of them spend more time together than Wang Yu’s previous female friends!
Then, the problem they develop after quarreling and drinking is naturally...habits become natural!
After entering the room, Diao Xiuxiu began to take off her clothes rudely, threw them to the ground, pointed at Wang Yu, and shouted: Are you a cheater!come over!Fight with me for 300 rounds!.
I'll go?Can you still be spoiled with your problem?
Mr. Wang suddenly became angry and rushed over!
I could only hear the filthy words in the room. In the sound of "Smacking and Smacking and Smacking and Simmons' big bed was overwhelmed with moans!
Not seen each other for three or four years!My friend... I've grown a lot!Well~~~ It's just a little softer!.
You are not bad, too!It's much tighter again!snort…… .
You are just a soft-legged shrimp!Do you understand with all your strength?Yā….
Is it a soft-footed shrimp?Use force~~~ You are not on the feelings...you can try it?Tired?.
When the first ray of sunlight in the morning shone into the room, Diao Xiuxiu raised her tired eyelids and closed her eyes again by the dazzling sunlight.
After turning over, Diao Xiuxiu felt that her body was sticky and had a little dry mouth and tongue. She felt so uncomfortable...hands?
Whose hand?
Diao Xiuxiu suddenly sat up and saw Wang Yu sleeping like a dead pig behind her.
The point is not who is sleeping around him, the point is that he is not wearing clothes, nor is he wearing clothes!
Looking down, not only were there some milk that had not dried up, but there were many yellow maps on the bed sheets under me... I guess they were urinating!
As for who it is, it’s not clear!
Diao Xiuxiu rubbed her painful head and tried hard to recall what happened last night... It seems that these are all things that happened because of habits!There are so many more people who can’t remember?
Ah！ ；
After sitting there for a long time, Diao Xiuxiu screamed and kicked Wang Yu hard!
Why?Because Diao Xiuxiu licked her dry lips just now, she tasted the milk that had been overnight...
Wang Yu was almost kicked under the bed by this fierce kick. After suddenly awakening, the guy quickly pulled the towel and quilt and shrank it on the foot of the bed!
Yes!You read that right!This guy actually looked as if he was embarrassed and angry, and he was crying!
Look at his grievance and his stubborn finger!It seemed as if Diao Xiuxiu had done something tragic to him!
Even Diao Xiuxiu was stunned by this situation!It seems... he is a woman, right?What's this guy doing?
Wang Yu was not doing anything, he just successfully fought back Diao Xiuxiu again!And what he has to do now is just to avoid being fat!
Diao Xiuxiu seemed to be Wang Yu's natural nemesis.
According to Diao Xiuxiu's words,
Aren’t you, Wang Yu, a black-hearted person?I'm more sarcastic than you!
Haven’t you, Wang Yu, studied psychology?I have a Master of Psychology!
You, Wang Yu, are not a new star in the medical field. Have you invented any new methods?I am the deputy inspector of the Supervision Center of the Ministry of Health. I will kill you in terms of rights!
What?A gentleman does not speak, but it becomes a gentleman does not speak?
All right!I can't do it!A mere Taekwondo black belt, a karate black belt, oh!It seems that there is also the national treasure Wing Chun boxing, and it seems that it is a good fight!
In short, in a word, Diao Xiuxiu, a girl who is both black and violent, has been planning for three or four years!Just for today!
Thinking about it, Wang Yu almost forgot her, but what about her?But he had planned Wang Yu for three or four years!
One was prepared, the other was unprepared.
It is not easy for Mr. Wang to maintain his current demeanor and not suffer much loss.
Seeing Diao Xiuxiu's face full of sarcasm, Wang Yu was so angry that he wanted to transform and go up and bite her, making you arrogant!
Just thinking about it, wouldn’t Diao Xiuxiu’s hand in her pocket be secretly clenched into a fist?
If Wang Yu really dares to go up and bite her, even if he gets cold and attacks successfully, he will have to pay the price of a good big white teeth in the end.
I'm not angry!I'm not angry!I'm not angry!Wang Yu repeated this sentence repeatedly in his heart.
After a long time, this guy had a fat face.He said with a smile: It's getting late, are you hungry?I'll treat you to a meal?Let’s... talk?Is that good?.
Mr. Wang acted very proud, well, he did have a bit of a bad-legged style.
Diao Xiuxiu smiled even more proudly, tilted her head slightly, and said reluctantly: Good Ah!no problem!Let's go eat... the roasted duck!.
Sister!Roast duck just roast duck?What are the roasted ducks?What kind of Cute girl is a violent woman who picks her feet?
Wang Yu was secretly complaining in his heart, but on the surface he looked like I was very happy and flattered, and reached out to make a gesture of asking for help.
Eat roast duck.And it's still close.Of course, I went to the old Yàn Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant opposite the Friendship Hotel.
As soon as I entered the door, I was still the very beautiful welcome officer, like a girl next door, and saw Wang Yu's face familiar.Say hello.Said: Hello?Welcome...what do you want to eat?.
Wang Yu sighed.He said: Are there any private rooms?.
Just you...two people?The waiter who welcomed the guests was a little surprised.
Generally, hotels are not welcome to have private rooms for two people, and even charge private rooms for children.Only when consumption reaches a certain level will it be exempted. Wang Yu understands this.
Wang Yu nodded and said: Don't worry, someone claims to try all the dishes on your menu!.
Diao Xiuxiu kept not talking, just watching Wang Yu chat with this beautiful welcome guest, and was angry and hummed: Dogs can’t change their food!;
This sentence is quite whispering, leaving a little face for Mr. Wang.
Immediately, the girl increased her voice and said: Order all the dishes on the menu... It's a bit of a waste. I'll give you a serving of your signature dishes, such as braised hot pot, stewed fish, roast duck, etc.!.
It’s really a puppy who sells his goddao and doesn’t hurt!
These signature dishes are worth 1,800 yuan!
Looking at Diao Xiuxiu's figure that had already taken the lead, Wang Yu had no choice but to say: Do what she said, well... I'll give her another spinach and peanuts!In trouble!.
At this time, the roast duck restaurant was already crowded, and they were lucky. A private room had just been vacant and the waiter was still cleaning up inside!
Diao Xiuxiu took out a box of women's cigarettes from her pocket, sat on the chair aside with a big thorn, and said: Girl!I’ll give us two bottles of liquor later and ask for the most expensive ones in your store!Let’s have two more boxes of beer and get the best fine beer!.
After saying that, in the waiter's surprised gaze, Diao Xiuxiu sneered: Anyway, someone pays the bill, why are you polite?You said yes!.
The waiter was shocked and did not dare to reply. He thought to himself: What a big fugitive!Do your mother know that you ordered food to death?
The food was still being cooked, but the wine was served first.
Diao Xiuxiu fully demonstrated her tomboy's demeanor and nipped open a box of beer bottle cap with her teeth.
Wang Yu grinned at it, why did he break up?Although this girl is really beautiful?
Isn’t it because I live with her that as a man, I will be very hit?If this continues, how can a man be so heroic!
Diao Xiuxiu understood some of the information in Wang Yu's eyes, snorted coldly, and carried five bottles of beer in front of Wang Yu.
Smile, Diao Xiuxiu was laughing, she was still very happy, and asked: Can you drink it?.
Wang Yu let out a long sigh, unbuttoned the two buttons of his shirt, and said confidently: Yes!.
Diao Xiuxiu picked up a bottle of beer and said: Do it first!.
Then what?
Then it really did it!The other girl has done it, what else can you wait for?Drink it!
In this way, before the dishes were served, two boxes of beer had already been in full bloom.
Mr. Wang went to the toilet three times, which was so uncomfortable.
Diao Xiuxiu has many hobbies that women can’t like... Well, probably these hobbies in men’s hearts are quite weird.
For example: smoking, drinking, fighting!
These three things are Diao Xiuxiu’s favorite things to do!Is it shocking or not?
Two boxes of beer are gone, and I will drink it in the next place.
Diao Xiuxiu seemed to have poured a glass for Wang Yu, and she also filled it up. Seeing that there was her favorite spinach and peanuts on the table, her hands trembled and the wine spilled a little.
She covered up without leaving any traces, Diao Xiuxiu asked while eating the food: You treat me to a meal.Why don’t you speak?Feeling nothing to say?.
Wang Yu sighed and said: There is indeed nothing to say!But I have to say that everything in the past has passed, why do you have to find a back account now?.
Diao Xiuxiu took a sip of white wine, smacked her lips and said: It’s not about finding you a back account, but I haven’t looked for you before, and now it’s time to get a list!.
Wang Yu's black thread was covered in his forehead. After a long time, he slowly pulled up his shirt. There was a scar on the ribba fan on the right.
Diao Xiuxiu narrowed her eyes.
Wang Yu didn't speak.But Diao Xiuxiu understood it himself.She understood how Wang Yu's scar came about, because she was the one who started it.
Wang Yu put down his clothes and said slowly: I broke up with you at that time, you feel embarrassed.Have you ever thought about it?Give me this kick.How do I feel?.
Diao Xiuxiu was silent for a long time and said: Do you know what double revenge is?.
Mr. Wang's face twitched and said: Yes!Then what?Preparing to give me a kick?Just clear the two?.
It's not that simple!.
Diao Xiuxiu was eating the dishes slowly.He said vaguely: You hurt me mainly because of my spirit, and I will also fight back against you mentally!This is fair!Isn't it?.
It's your sister Ah!
Wang Yu understood. What he said now is like talking about a chicken and a duck, and he couldn't understand Ah at all!
Touching his nose, Wang Yu stopped talking, picked up the wine glass and said: Then stop talking!Drink a bar!Today...it is the last drink you and me!that's all!.
Looking at Wang Yu who was drinking silently, Diao Xiuxiu felt so unspeakable...lost?Wronged?Guilt?Self-blame?
None!
On the contrary, Diao Xiuxiu actually smelled a little conspiracy!
A very weird idea, but it is indeed not a target of nothing!
Two boxes of beer, plus two bottles of high-purity white wine, even if anyone can drink it, I am afraid it will be too big at this time, right?
Speaking of which, how did Wang Yu develop this alcohol tolerance?It was trained after becoming boyfriend and girlfriend with Diao Xiuxiu.
When these two were together, they had a small quarrel every three days and a big quarrel every five days. How could they solve the problem?
The key is here!
drink wine!This is their way!
Can drinking just solve everything?Of course not!After drinking, you have to have a sleep!
That is, hehehe!Slap that one!
After paying the bill, Wang Yu and Diao Xiuxiu walked out with their arms around each other, staggering.
Diao Xiuxiu muttered and scolded Wang Yu for being a little bitch, and Wang Yu also hiccupped repeatedly, and counterattacked from time to time Diao Xiuxiu was a no-go.
The two people who had drunk too much, under the neon night view, regardless of how others looked at it, were both noisy and scolding, and came to the Friendship Hotel and Wang Yu's room!
It is...habit, out of nature!
Diao Xiuxiu has such shortcomings and often quarrels with Wang Yu. However, the two of them spend more time together than Wang Yu’s previous female friends!
Then, the problem they develop after quarreling and drinking is naturally...habits become natural!
After entering the room, Diao Xiuxiu began to take off her clothes rudely, threw them to the ground, pointed at Wang Yu, and shouted: Are you a cheater!come over!Fight with me for 300 rounds!.
I'll go?Can you still be spoiled with your problem?
Mr. Wang suddenly became angry and rushed over!
I could only hear the filthy words in the room. In the sound of "Smacking and Smacking and Smacking and Simmons' big bed was overwhelmed with moans!
Not seen each other for three or four years!My friend... I've grown a lot!Well~~~ It's just a little softer!.
You are not bad, too!It's much tighter again!snort…… .
You are just a soft-legged shrimp!Do you understand with all your strength?Yā….
Is it a soft-footed shrimp?Use force~~~ You are not on the feelings...you can try it?Tired?.
When the first ray of sunlight in the morning shone into the room, Diao Xiuxiu raised her tired eyelids and closed her eyes again by the dazzling sunlight.
After turning over, Diao Xiuxiu felt that her body was sticky and had a little dry mouth and tongue. She felt so uncomfortable...hands?
Whose hand?
Diao Xiuxiu suddenly sat up and saw Wang Yu sleeping like a dead pig behind her.
The point is not who is sleeping around him, the point is that he is not wearing clothes, nor is he wearing clothes!
Looking down, not only were there some milk that had not dried up, but there were many yellow maps on the bed sheets under me... I guess they were urinating!
As for who it is, it’s not clear!
Diao Xiuxiu rubbed her painful head and tried hard to recall what happened last night... It seems that these are all things that happened because of habits!There are so many more people who can’t remember?
Ah！ ；
After sitting there for a long time, Diao Xiuxiu screamed and kicked Wang Yu hard!
Why?Because Diao Xiuxiu licked her dry lips just now, she tasted the milk that had been overnight...
Wang Yu was almost kicked under the bed by this fierce kick. After suddenly awakening, the guy quickly pulled the towel and quilt and shrank it on the foot of the bed!
Yes!You read that right!This guy actually looked as if he was embarrassed and angry, and he was crying!
Look at his grievance and his stubborn finger!It seemed as if Diao Xiuxiu had done something tragic to him!
Even Diao Xiuxiu was stunned by this situation!It seems... he is a woman, right?What's this guy doing?
Wang Yu was not doing anything, he just successfully fought back Diao Xiuxiu again!And what he has to do now is just to avoid being fat!
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