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Chapter 35

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After vomiting, Xiaolian vomited a lot of alcohol and became a little more awake. Her beautiful eyes were half open and half closed, but she still looked confused. Her eyes were a little bit like a flowing wave of water, and her face was red like a ripe apple. At this time, she smiled stupidly and lazily, and then burped.

Just when I thought she woke up, she suddenly uh another sound, making a nauseous sound, and her belly seemed to be churning again.

I saw that she was about to vomit again and wanted to help her up to the toilet. I said while supporting her: It's me.Be patient and see how you drink it. If you can’t drink it and still like to show off, it’s just that people like you... Hello, don’t vomit on me.

After hearing this, she squinted her drunken eyes, spit out a drunken breath and said: I...I just want to spit on you.

Her head was on my shoulder at this time, and she actually vomited the next second after she finished speaking, because I had just taken off my clothes, so she almost vomited on her back.

I was suddenly angry and was about to turn my head to scold her, but then I thought, what am I calculating about with a drunk person?

At worst, I can settle the score with her when she wakes up.

I leaned her against the bathtub, and just as I was about to open the shower head to rinse my upper body, she suddenly pulled my hand to the side of my mouth and bit it hard. I felt pain and quickly took my hand back, took a breath and said: Are you a dog?No one bites people when they get drunk.

She stretched out her fingers and pointed at her, as if she was about to say something, but her eyes suddenly closed and fell to the side, and her long scattered hair covered her face.

I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, quickly cleaned my body, and then helped Xiaolian clean her face slightly.

After that, I spent some time moving her back to her room. The woman looked pretty good when she was asleep. She had a delicate goose egg face and wheat-colored skin looked smooth and elastic. Her beige suit made her figure look completely visible, but when she was awake...

As I thought about it, I closed my eyes unknowingly.

The next day, the morning sun shone through the window lattice and shone into the house. I slowly opened my eyes, and the familiar pretty face still caught my eye. The difference from last night was that she was awake now and stared at me straight.

Just when I felt it was inexplicable, Xiaolian suddenly said: Hey... Do you think you have more eyelashes on your right?

When I heard this, I almost vomited blood. What is this strange question: …Hey… How boring is your life to do something like counting eyelashes?

……

I suddenly felt a little strange, so I asked carefully: Are you... not angry anymore?

Xiaolian showed a puzzled expression: Angry?What's angry?

Oh... It seems I forgot, that's great, wine is indeed a good thing.

But the next second I began to think about slapping my mouth because she seemed to remember it.

Suddenly Xiaolian's eyebrows raised: Not bad... she learned to surrender herself, I forgot if you don't mention it, that woman...

I quickly answered: She is my cousin.

She glanced at her eyes and said: I haven't said anything yet, why are you in a hurry to explain?And what's going on with your guilty look?

Nonsense, can I not be guilty?

Although Su Mei is my cousin, I feel a headache when I think of her wearing a short skirt and stockings yesterday, using my hands to do that thing, and finally reaching an orgasm.

I adjusted my expression and tried to make myself look sincere and said: Do I look like someone who can go to a one-night stand?Is that just your confidence in me?

Hello... don't overestimate yourself, okay?There is nothing at all.Speaking of which, I still have some confidence in your ability to mess with and seduce mistresses.

I hesitated for a moment and said: ...Are you a mistress now?

Xiaolian gritted her teeth and said: Then change it to Xiaosi, Xiaowu, and Xiaoliu.

…Don’t say it’s as good as if I have a pedophile?Let others hear that I think I am a pervert who likes elementary school students.And you use your IQ zero-dan head to think about it. Even if I have done anything with her, then a delicate beauty, don’t you want to find a man? There is no need to come to me, right?

At this time, Xiao Lianyu said sarcastically: So that's what you meant, I'd say it earlier!I also feel that there is no need to look for you. Every time I make me so angry that I will take Vivi outside to find a man later.

"That's good, I'm happy to see it happening."』

Of course I dare not say this sentence, but how did she listen to people and how could she misinterpret my words into this meaning?

Being able to listen to words like that is also an alternative talent, although it feels useless.

I feel at ease when I hear your words.

This time, Xiaolian felt puzzled: Are your brain burned?I just said that I want to take Vivi out to find a man!

I smiled and said: At least this means that your sexuality is fine. I thought you were planning to sell domestically.

Domestic...domestic sales?

Yes, you two hugged each other all day long, making them look like two little lily flowers. I was worried for a long time, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding.

Xiaolian said angrily: Who else would misunderstand besides you, idiot!

Those who say stupid people are stupid themselves... By the way, aren't you really?

Shut up!

In fact, it is a diverse society now, and there is nothing to be ashamed of in this kind of thing.

Xiaolian took a deep breath and said: Speaking of this, I haven’t even calculated the account you slept next to me last night!Am I allowed you to sleep here?Ah!

It turned out that she sat up at this time, and the snow-white quilt slid down, her upper body was naked, and her breasts were exposed.

What did you do to me last night!

She questioned after the scream....I want to do something, but I am as tired as a dog, so it is best to do something else.

I raised my hands and said: It's not my business.But to be honest, I have seen it before and touched it. I have a good memory, but it is actually not bad this time.

She suddenly turned red and said viciously: Do you dare to say it doesn’t matter to you?Could it be that I took off my clothes myself?

I feel very pleased that you can come up with such an answer.

I'm pleased you, a big-headed ghost, I warn you... Huh?

I saw that she was stunned for a moment and asked: What's wrong?Discovering that my aunt is here?

Your aunt is here!Well, this time it really doesn't matter to you. It seems that I took off myself by myself in the middle of the night. I just remembered it.

Um?She still had an impression of what happened last night, which seemed not a good thing. I quickly asked: Do you remember other things?

Yes!

No, she has such a good memory when she is drunk. What if she remembers things she shouldn't remember?

She gritted her teeth and said: I remember someone beat me a few punches while I was drunk.Remember it for me and settle the score with you later.

Hey, even if you are drunk, you can’t make a difference. You are just an inexplicable memory, right?But this is always better than her thinking about other things.

After she finished speaking, she became silent, looking restless.

Is it possible that you are restless like this...

Xiaolian said with a savvy expression: Just know!

I suddenly realized and said: Actually, I only discovered it now. I will take you to see a doctor another day. Although it is a bit difficult to say, it is true that we are with each other!

She said with confusion: Why do I go to see a doctor if I am fine?

Don’t you have hemorrhoids?Go see a doctor once and for all!I promise I won't tell Xiaowei.

Her chest suddenly kept undulating, and she looked like she was about to erupt in a volcano and said: Get out of here!How do I change my clothes here? Are you a pig?

It turns out that I want to change my clothes...

Seeing her about to go wild, I had to hurry to the door to avoid the limelight.

Not long after, Xiaolian walked out angrily, aimed at my foot and stepped on it. Fortunately, I was quick-witted and moved my feet away, and she stepped on it.

I am not allowed to hide, I must get this account back.

I curled my lips and said: We have to settle the score, right?come over.

I took Xiaolian's hand and walked to the bathroom, pointed to the pile of clothes and said: Wash the clothes.

She glared and said: What does that have to do with me?It's obviously your clothes.

You got drunk last night and vomited all over me.

She said happily: This is the best news I have heard so far today.

……

Forget it, I don't bother to pay attention to her.

At this time, we walked to Xiaowei's door and found that she had posted a small pink note on the door: Seeing that you are sleeping well, I won't call you anymore. I bought breakfast and put it on the table. Lianlian has hypoglycemia, so I remember to eat breakfast.I'll go to class first.

At this time, Xiaolian also followed her and saw the note. Then she walked to the dining table silently, took out a tuna sandwich from the bag and put it next to her little mouth and chewed it, as if the sandwich had a grudge against her to kill her father.

Seeing this scene, I remembered the hand she bitten last night. When I lifted it up, I saw that there were some faint marks. It can be seen how hard she bit last night. Isn’t this guy really a dog?

It must be because of the mistake of birth year!

She asked while eating: Why don’t you eat?

I'll be full if you eat like this.

She said, "What about that?"

Then he suddenly changed to eating in small mouthfuls, which was so ladylike.

But I saw goose bumps and something was wrong all over my body: It was better to be like that.

She waved her hand and said: You have many problems. This is not possible, and that is not possible. It is difficult to serve.

I stroked my forehead with my hand: ...Please don't serve me. If I ask you to do it, I will lose half of my life first.

She narrowed her beautiful eyes and said: Hello... Why do I think you are expressing a very rude thing?

If you remove the two words "feel" and I mean it.

You really owe it!

Xiaolian said as she waved her fist. What I was more worried about was that the sandwich on her hand seemed to be almost pinched by her.