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Chapter 36

10days ago Celebrity fiction 7
The next day, Sun Tao was woken up by a phone ringtone in Mushroom House.

Turning over and looking at the other three, with big quilts covering their heads, they slept very heavily

Sun Tao sighed, gave up the idea of ​​waking them up, and had to get up alone and go downstairs to answer the phone.

Hello, who are you? Sun Tao yawned and said

A voice came from the other end of the phone and said: This is the mushroom house, I want to order food.

It was simply rude and direct as soon as it came up. Sun Tao seemed listless and said silly: Tell me

The sound on the other end of the phone paused for a while before saying: I want to order steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chicks, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower little Duer......

Sun Tao heard this and his scalp numb and shouted: Stop, stop

What's wrong? Did I say it too quickly?

Sun Tao took a deep breath and said: This guest, you are a person who learns crosstalk, why are you holding the name of a dish for me?

The voice was stunned and said: I didn't hold the name of the dish, and she wouldn't let me hug you if I talk about it.

Sun Tao rolled his eyes and said: Which dish you mentioned?

But this guy was definitely found by the program team on purpose and caused trouble

He continued to speak: This male guest, you are from Northeast China, you know your accent

The other party was obviously stunned, his voice seemed a little panicked, and he denied: What are you talking about in the Northeast? I'm not, I'm from the South.

Sun Tao laughed and said: Brother, has my sister-in-law filmed recently?

No, I've been put on my home recently... The voice came to an abrupt end, and I obviously realized that this problem is a pitfall

However, Sun Tao already had the answer in his heart and said with a smile: I think I guess who you are. This teacher has been very active in variety shows recently.

On the other end of the phone, Sha Yi hung up the phone with a wry smile and said: I know I can't hide it, it's so miserable now.

He could almost foresee the treatment he received after arriving at the Mushroom House

After calling, he happened to meet Teacher He walking down from the upper floor. He Jiong looked at him and said: Are there another guest coming?

Sun Tao nodded, and Teacher Huang, who was following He Jiǒng, said curiously: Who is it, have you heard it?

Sun Tao nodded and said: He has a Northeast accent, and has been very active in variety shows recently.

He Jiǒng said in surprise: Xiaotao is so amazing, it's easy to guess, let me think about it

Teacher Huang also stood aside and pondered. Then the two middle-aged and elderly friends looked at each other and said: Sha Yi

They couldn't guess so quickly that people in Northeast China are still so active recently, and these two characteristics are very obvious.

What's more, they and Sha Yi are old friends

Huang Lei said curiously: What dish did he order?

Sun Tao looked strange and said: He held the name of the dish

Cai Ming?

Looking at the expressions of the two, Sun Tao knew that they had misunderstood and explained: This is Cai Ming not the name of that dish. I am talking about the Guankou in the crosstalk, the name of the dish.

Huang Lei still didn't understand, so He Jiǒng had no choice but to explain: As Xiao Yueyue said before, steaming lambs, steaming bear's paws...

Oh, it turned out to be this. Huang Lei suddenly realized it. He Jiǒng teased: Then Teacher Huang, where did you just think of it?

Huang Lei's old face turned red and changed the topic: This is not the point, the point is that this guy really thinks that our Mushroom House runs a hotel, order whatever he wants, and wait for him to come, see how I can transform him

He Jiǒng clenched his fists and said: Teacher Huang, I support you

Huang Lei smiled and said: OK, I'm almost asleep, it's time to wake them up and work.

He Jiǒng said: Let them sleep for a while, let's prepare the tools first

Sun Tao wanted to help, but was assigned a special task, calling...uh, asking someone to get up

Just as he was about to act, Nini, who was confused, walked down from the upstairs, with long hair loose and graceful figure. She didn't notice that there was a man standing under the stairs.

The movement of covering the mouth is very large, which makes it arouse infinite charm. Sun Tao couldn't help but take a look at it twice more.

Ni Ni almost bumped into him, noticed Sun Tao's strange gaze, and then she noticed that the buttons on her neck were not tied properly, so she walked down

His pretty face turned red, he glared at him in shame and said: "Stupid hooligan, what are you looking at?"

Sun Tao's face turned black and even looked at him would be scolded. He couldn't afford to offend him or provoke him.

He quickly slipped away to the second floor and woke up Peng Yusing

That, go wake up the girls. Sun Tao sang to Peng Yu

Just after just a few glances, I was slandered by the hooligan. If I knocked on the door, what consequences might be?

Peng Yu sang and shook his head. There must be some conspiracy here, so you must not go.

Sun Tao said: I am a big man, it’s not convenient, it’s the most suitable for you to go

Peng Yu said in a dark voice. What does this mean? It seems that I am not a man.

But no matter what, he refused to go, he already had a shadow in his heart

I won't go, this is the task assigned to you by Teacher Huang and others

Seeing that saying good things didn't work, Sun Tao could only use his trump card, and stared at him with bad intentions and said: You don't go, right? Then don't regret it.

The last expression was meaningful, Peng Yusing shivered all over her body, and her right eyelid jumped straight

Sun Tao was about to leave, Peng Yu sang a hand holding his arm and said with a bitter face: Don't, brother, I have something to say, I'll go, I can't go

Sun Tao was secretly happy, calm on the surface, patted Peng Peng's shoulder earnestly and said: Don't worry, I won't harm you.

Peng Yu sang that depressed. The more Sun Tao said this, the less he felt. I believe you, this old man is so bad.

Fortunately, he just called a few girls to get up. He stood at the door and knocked on the door, shouting: That, baby sister, Li Qin, sister, get up, have a task

Someone inside answered: I understand

Peng Yu nodded and thought to himself, there is no danger or difficulty, why is Brother Tao unwilling to come?

Just as he was about to leave, he met Ni Ni and walked up. Looking at Peng Yusing wandering at the door, Ni Ni frowned and said coldly: At a young age, I don’t learn well, just learn something from the person named Sun. I don’t know what I’m shameless.

Nani? Peng Yu sang a question mark on his forehead

But Ni Ni ignored him and walked straight into the room

In the room, Nini decided to tell the girls about this

As soon as she finished speaking, the girls looked strange, even her best friend, baby looked surprised.

Hello, why are you staring at me like this? Nini asked in confusion

Baby smiled bitterly and told the story of Peng Peng's message just now. Ni Ni was stunned.

It turned out that I misunderstood someone, Sun Tao just now...

Because of several credits, Mushroom House is now in debt, so they must find a way to repay it.

And if you promise the program team, you must do it. Celebrities go to work in the fields, which is also the highlight of a program.

Soon, everyone gathered in the yard and changed into clothes

After all, it's a job, so you don't have to wear too good clothes. You can wash it again if it gets dirty.

Huang Lei looked at everyone and said: Since everyone is ready, then set up in groups to set off.

After a pause, he continued: Teacher He and Peng Peng, we are in groups of three, go picking corn. In this way, Xiao Sun, you take Li Qin and your sister, two girls, you go to the mountain to pull radish, how much can you pick

Sun Tao nodded and said: No problem. Others have no objection to this arrangement.

Baby seemed very excited and waved her hands and said: That's great, I'm going to pull the radish

She has lived in the city since she was a child and has rarely been to the countryside, let alone done farm work

The other girls were also very excited, while Sun Tao looked calm. Whether in the past life or now, he was a completely rural person.

With a wave of his hand, he said: Set off. Then the group of people left the mushroom house with their baskets on their backs and walked up the mountain.

H and Xiaolianggou followed them all the way, but they were all driven back by their sister's anger

Sun Tao stared at her in surprise, and her sister blushed and explained: Actually, I am not like this usually, I am just afraid that they will get lost.

Sun Tao smiled, reached out and rubbed her head, and said: I understand

However, my sister's appearance just now captured many viewers and fans in the live broadcast room

Oh my God, my sister is so cute, she is so fierce

I really want to transform into one of H and Xiaozhong, following my sister

Sister Zifeng, so cute, come on!

I want to have a sister like this, too

Upstairs, how simple it is, let's ask your parents to give birth to one

…………

After walking about twenty minutes of the mountain road, the road was rugged and bumpy, and most of it was uphill. Sun Tao was fine, his physique was different from ordinary people, and because of his regular exercise in the morning

For him, this mountain road is a piece of cake, and his face is not blushing or breathing

Looking at the girls again, they were all exhausted and panting

Baby has the weakest physique, and bent down and said: How far is it? It's so tiring

Sun Tao glanced at her and said casually: It's almost right in front of you

Others are just a little better than baby, and they are also tired and breathless.

My sister and Li Qin were so tired that their pretty faces were flushed. Nini had the strongest physique. She pretended to be calm and glanced at Sun Tao.

It was vaguely confronting someone with a tit-for-tat sense. Sun Tao smiled faintly and didn't care.

Walking forward first, the girls gritted their teeth and followed

It took more than ten minutes and the group arrived at the edge of the field.

At first glance, there were dense radish heads, but looking at the girls, just by arriving here, they were almost exhausted.

Sun Tao said helplessly: You can find a place to sit and rest for a while, and then work when you have the strength.

After saying that, he put down his back basket and walked into the field alone, looking at the green radish leaves all over the ground.

Sun Tao sighed, it is a good season for harvest

Bent down, stretched out and pulled, a white and fat carrot covered with soil was pulled out and threw it at the edge of the field.

Sun Tao took action very quickly, but in just a moment, an area around him had been cleared.

My sister blinked her big, lively and black eyes and said admiringly: Brother Sun Tao, so powerful, much better than my second brother.

Baby turned around in confusion and said: Second brother?

Nini said: Isn’t my second brother Leehom?

Zi Feng's little head was a little too hard to turn. What were the adults talking about?

Li Qin explained helplessly: The second brother the sister mentioned is Peng Peng

Baby and Ni Ni suddenly realized something. Baby looked at her sister with a smile and said: Do you think, who is more powerful than your second brother, Sun Tao?

Zhang Zifeng did not hesitate and said: Of course it is Brother Sun Tao. My brother knew all day long that he showed off his biceps. He was completely fat.

At the end of the conversation, my sister actually showed a very disgusting expression, which made the girls laugh.

If Peng Peng knew this, he would probably vomit blood

On the other side, Peng Yuchang, who was picking corn, suddenly sneezes. He rubbed his nose and muttered: Who is saying bad things about me? It must be my sister.

A crisp sound

Peng Yusing covered the back of her head and looked at Huang Lei with grievance and said: Teacher Huang, why are you hitting me?

Huang Lei stared at him with a serious face and said: Don't whisper, think I didn't hear it, and take everything with my sister.

Peng Yu sang silently. Teacher Huang's attitude towards him is a world of difference compared to his attitude towards his sister.

Peng Yu sang in tears and couldn't refute her. She could only bury her head and vent her resentment on Yu Corn

He Jiǒng smiled and said: Teacher Huang, it's time for you to go back to cook

Huang Lei looked up at the sky and nodded: It's almost time, then okay, I'll leave first, you guys pick it slowly

Peng Yu sang and said: Teacher Huang, walk slowly

Huang Lei glanced at him and said nothing more. He Jiǒng smiled and said: Peng Peng, don’t blame Teacher Huang. His daughter Duoduo is about the same age as Zi Feng, so fatherly love is overflowing.

Peng Yu nodded and said: I know he will certainly not blame Teacher Huang. This program itself was what Teacher Huang helped him win.

There is also Teacher He, Kuaiben is now interested in letting him participate in the hosting program

There is no need to think about this, there must be Teacher He's efforts in it

Moreover, since this show, Teacher He and Teacher Huang have taken good care of him.

Peng Yuchang suddenly spoke: Teacher He, actually I have always wanted to say to you, thank you

He Jiǒng was stunned and then smiled and said: It's okay, don't be so disgusting, everyone is a family

Peng Yusing nodded heavily, and then he heard He Jiǒng say: Since it is a family, I will leave this piece of land to you.

Peng Yu almost vomited blood. Of course he knew that He Jiǒng was joking, but he still looked at him resentfully. Even Teacher He learned bad things from Brother Tao.

His resentful expression made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh loudly

A small hill hundreds of meters away from the mushroom house, in the carrot field

Baby and Ni Ni looked at each other and decided to do it. They couldn't really let Sun Tao work alone.

My sister and Li Qin also followed closely, stepped into the ground with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and began to pull out the radish.

Most of them do farm work for the first time, and they are a little curious and excited about the first time.

Looking at Sun Tao's quick and neat movements, I thought it was easy to pull the radish.

As a result, they obviously underestimated the difficulty of farm work, and each situation was very good.

The silly Li Qin, imitating Sun Tao, pulled the green leaves on the radish head and pulled them out hard

If you want to use brute force to pull out the radish, you never thought that the radish would not move at all.

Click

With a crisp sound, Li Qin pulled the radish head off, and the huge force made her fall backward involuntarily.

Fortunately, Sun Tao was behind her, blocking her and not getting hurt.

Sun Tao looked at this scene with a funny look and said: What are you doing? Tug of War?

Li Qin pouted and said angrily: Dead radish, stinky radish, it grows so tightly

Sun Tao was covered in black thread, bent down and said helplessly: Of course you can't rely on brute force like that. Before pulling it, you have to shake it, loosen it, tighten it, and it will be easier.

As he said that, Sun Tao demonstrated with her personally, grabbed a radish head and shook it.

Just pull it out without much effort, I pulled out a fat white radish

Have you learned it? Sun Tao asked

I'll try Li Qin reorganized her style and tried it according to Sun Tao's method. Although she was still a little unfamiliar, she was at least successful.

Looking at the radish covered with soil, Li Qin showed a smug smile on her pretty face, and she shook in front of him as if she was seeking credit.

Looking at Li Qin, who was in a child's heart, Sun Tao smiled dotingly, touched his head, turned around and became busy

Seeing Sun Tao and Li Qin so intimately, Baby felt a little uncomfortable for some reason, so she could only divert her attention from the carrots.

Ni Ni, who was standing beside her, had already rolled up her sleeves and turned into a tomboy, pulling out the carrots in full swing.

She will never allow it. She has always been strong since she was a child.

Baby is competing with a carrot. No matter what method she uses, the carrot doesn't move at all.

He tried hard, but almost flashed to himself. When he was taking off his hand, he accidentally touched the ground and wiped out a shallow scar.

ah!

Baby screamed in surprise, covering her arms, showing pain, tears were already spinning in her eyes

This scream scared everyone

Ni Ni was closest to her, quickly threw away the radish that had just been pulled out from her hand, ran over quickly, squatted down and said: baby, what's wrong? Are you okay? Are you injured?

Baby bit her red lips lightly, revealing her fair and tender lotus arms, with a shallow scratch and damaged skin.

Nini immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was not a serious injury, but she still blamed: Why are you so careless? You can hurt yourself even if you pull a carrot. It's really enough.

Baby looked at her with tears in her eyes. Nini sighed immediately. Sun Tao also came over at this time and said carelessly: baby, what's wrong with her?

Ni Ni said casually: It's okay, it's just scratching the skin

Sun Tao felt relieved and Nini asked: By the way, do you have a doctor?

Sun Tao said: Of course, it is the accompanying doctor in the crew. Can I let me see it?

Nini stared at him suspiciously, with a look of vigilance and said: You are not a doctor, what's the use of seeing you?

This guy doesn't want to take advantage of baby, she didn't forget what happened this afternoon

Before he could speak, Li Qin had already explained to him: Sister Ni, don't get me wrong. Sun Tao has studied traditional Chinese medicine before and can see some simple injuries.

Nini said suspiciously: Really?

My sister Zhang Zifeng also nodded and said: My brother is really good at medical skills.

Hearing their words, Neni hesitated, moved away from her body, and said: OK, look at it

Sun Tao was speechless. This was ambiguous, but soon he was attracted by the scratch.

Sure enough, it just scratched the skin, not too serious, it was just a little painful

Sun Tao casually said: You guys are here, wait for me

After saying that, he turned around and left here. Ni Ni asked in confusion: Where is he going?

Picking herbs Li Qin said

Nini was suddenly surprised. She lived in the city since she was a child and rarely met traditional Chinese medicine again.

Not to mention, he was a young man in his early twenties. He said that he had studied traditional Chinese medicine and could also pick herbs to cure diseases.

This is no less mysterious than reading novels

But Li Qin and her sister's expressions told her that all this is true, not a joke

Perhaps, Sun Tao had really studied traditional Chinese medicine. When Nini was thinking about it, Sun Tao came out of the forest next to her.

There are already a few strange-shaped wild grass in your hand

This is the herb you picked? Nini said curiously

Sun Tao nodded: These are very common, which can relieve inflammation and relieve pain

So magical. Nini immediately widened her eyes. Under the instructions of the casual director, VJ started the live broadcast again.

Just now, the scene of baby being injured was inserted into the live broadcast room, causing the fans to curse

Damn, if my baby is injured, I will take the knife to visit your house late at night

Nimmy Ah, when this time comes, he will insert the advertisement...

The advertisement is over, it’s over, how is baby going?

Damn, who's this pig's head, let me move it away

………………

Sun Tao chose all the leaves of the herbs and crushed them with his palms.

Come to baby and squat down, apply herbs to the scratched position, and the golden afterglow falls on him

It seems to have a faint golden light for him

At this moment, his focused and serious look, I don’t know how many infatuated girls in the live broadcast room have fascinated me.

Axe chopped and cut, sharpened, with a sharp edge, meticulous

This scene is very similar to filming an idol drama baby's pretty face turned red, and his heart was pounding without any effort.

Baby glanced at him from the corner of her eyes. Li Qin was also present, feeling a little nervous.

How could I have such a thought? Baby blushed and hurriedly drove this thought out of her mind

Ni Ni looked at Baby's face, worried that something else would go wrong, and said: Baby, why are your face so red? Are you okay?

Baby was shocked and said quickly: I'm fine, maybe I'm tired, so I feel a little hot

Nini nodded. This is normal. After all, pulling the radish and putting out efforts, it is normal for her to have a rosy face.

It was getting dark soon and it was getting dark

Looking at the radish all over the ground, Sun Tao said: It's almost done, we can go back now

The girls nodded and put radishes into their backpacks.

Sun Tao said in surprise: What are you doing?

Nini said: Didn’t you agree to the director to pull out all these carrots?

Sun Tao nodded and said: It's Ah, we have finished our work

Ni Ni still looked at him in confusion, her mind was a little twitching for a moment. Sun Tao had no choice but to say more bluntly: Director, we just asked us to pull out all the radishes in this field, but we didn't let us transport them.

Neni's eyes widened immediately. Is that okay?

Baby covered her mouth and chuckled, applied herbs, and the wound was no longer so painful.

Li Qin and her sister have long been familiar with Sun Tao's nature, so there is no surprise at all.

Let's go. Sun Tao said it again, and the girls nodded. They were all hungry since the afternoon and now. I guess Teacher Huang must have prepared delicious food and waited for them to return.

Because I was thinking about the delicious food, the group had a quick journey and arrived near the Mushroom House in less than twenty minutes.

It happened to meet He Jiǒng and Peng Yu who had picked corn

The corn slowly came slowly in the basket, Sun Tao smiled and said: How about it, Teacher He, are you tired?

He Jiǒng wiped the sweat stains on his forehead and said: Fortunately, it's very hot

Sun Tao nodded, Peng Yusing looked at them with a relaxed look, and when he plucked his sister's backpack, he looked empty.

He said: Teacher He, why are their backpacks empty

He Jiǒng was stunned and looked at the basket behind the people. It turned out that it was empty inside.

He Jiǒng said in confusion: Xiao Sun, haven’t you pulled the radish?

Sun Tao nodded and said: Yes Ah

What about the carrot?

The carrots are on the mountain

Didn’t you ask you to pull the radish?

It's Ah

Where is the carrot?

The carrots are on the mountain

……

He Jiǒng stopped talking and rubbed his eyebrows with some headache. He felt like he was walking around and he didn't know what he was talking about.

Live Room

Hahaha, Sun Gou is so naughty, Teacher He almost got wrapped in

Where is the radish? On the mountain, didn’t I ask you to pull the radish? It’s Ah, what about the radish...

Hahaha, you are the devil on the upstairs

Now, please appreciate the tongue twister brought by Teacher He and Tao Dog. Where is the carrot?

……

After calming down, He Jiǒng said: I mean, I didn’t ask you to pull the radish, why is your backpack empty?

Sun Tao smiled faintly, and before he could speak, his sister said first: My brother said that the director team just asked us to pull the radish, but not let us take it down.

There is also such a saying? He Jiǒng was stunned. Sun Tao smiled and said: In the rules, there is no saying that the radish must be transported down. In that case, the shipping fee must be discussed carefully.

He Jiǒng was speechless, not knowing what to say, Director Wang might cry to death after he went back

Meeting Sun Tao, the nemesis, but then Teacher He became excited again. In this way, it means that the Mushroom House will have a lot of money.

Sure enough, when he returned to the mushroom house, Wang Yuzheng looked at Sun Tao and others in a confused look, and removed the empty backpack.

Sun Tao did not explain this kind of thing. Whoever takes the initiative will be at a disadvantage.

In the end, Wang Yu couldn't help it, so he walked over and asked: Xiao Sun, where is the carrot?

On the mountain, Sun Tao said casually

Didn’t you pull out the radish?

Sun Tao nodded and said: It's Ah

What about the carrot?

On the mountain, Sun Tao answered patiently

Wang Yuzheng almost vomited blood, he felt that he had been tricked

Taking a deep breath, he summed up the following words and said: I mean, why don’t you transport the carrots down

Sun Tao smiled and said: When he said that, there was no regulation to transport the radish, but just to pull it out.

Hearing this, Wang Yuzheng almost squirted out another mouthful of old blood.

But facing this sentence, he was speechless and didn't know what to say

Sun Tao smiled faintly and said: Director Wang, I have a very good opinion that can win-win. Should I listen to it?

Wang Yu argued: Tell me

Sun Taoluo smiled and said: In this way, we can transport all the radishes for you. Give us some shipping fees, just let's just say it.

Director Wang Yuzheng fell into deep thought and was a little moved by this proposal.

Now that things have come to this point, it’s useless to regret it, and he can’t let the staff around him move carrots

It would be better to pay a price to let them...

OK, I agree, so that the radish you transported down will cost one cent per cent

Sun Tao turned around and left, angrily: One cent, that's so far away, forget it, you'll move it yourself.

Seeing him leaving, Wang Yuzheng hurriedly said: If you have something to discuss, why don’t you set a price

Sun Tao glanced at him and said: In this way, the radish that we boys carried is five yuan per piece, and the radish that girls carried is ten yuan per piece.

Wang Yuzheng quickly shook his head and said: It's impossible, it's too expensive

I have the most, give two or five pieces of a carrot

Sun Tao smiled and said: Deal

Wang Yu's face turned dark, but he didn't know that he was cheated again

Sun Tao said: In this way, boys give one, girls give two or five yuan, how about it?

Wang Yuzheng could only nod helplessly. Teacher He, who had been paying attention to this matter, couldn't help but praise: Xiaosun, you are really too smart. Our Mushroom House has another income.

When Huang Lei heard the voice, she turned her head and said curiously: What are you talking about? What income is there for one more item?

He Jiǒng immediately smiled and told him what had just happened. Huang Lei was so happy that she smiled.

He gave Sun Tao a thumbs up, and Sun Tao said modestly: Teacher Huang, low-key, low-key

Li Qin, sister, Peng Peng and others were also very happy when they learned about this, especially her sister, who almost worshiped Sun Tao as her idol.

In sharp contrast to the scene where everyone in the Mushroom House celebrates, director Wang Yuzheng's expression at this moment is in stark contrast.

The assistant director asked VJ to give him a close-up, and then accompanied it with a pair of music with a sad background. The fans in the live broadcast room laughed and said they felt sorry for Director Wang.

After more than 20 minutes of working together, the supper was finally ready. The group sat next to the terrace and prepared to start.

At this moment, pots and pans suddenly got up from the ground and ran to the other side of the door.

Has anyone come? He Jiǒng asked

Sun Tao stood up and said: I'll go and see

When the door opened, a familiar figure came into view. Sun Tao said in surprise: Teacher Sha, why are you here?

He really didn't expect that Sha Yi would arrive at this time, so it was quite a coincidence that

Sha Yi laughed and said: How is it? After the trump farewell, I am surprised to see you again now.

Sun Tao rolled his eyes and said: Surprise, scary is almost the same

But he still opened his body sideways and asked Sha Yi to push the suitcase in.

Teacher Huang shouted from the other end: Xiaosun, who is here?

Sha Yi made a gesture of silence to Sun Tao, deliberately using a very low voice, saying: I'm here.

Huang Lei felt inexplicably, what was this answer, and said: Me, who am I?

Sha Yi immediately said: I, I am Huang Lei

Teacher Huang immediately stood up and said: There is actually someone who dares to pretend to be me. I want to see who is here.

Teacher He and the others also smiled and stood up, intending to see who is so naughty and dare to joke about Huang Lei.

At this time, Sha Yi also came over and said: Teacher Huang, long time no see, do you think of me

Huang Lei looked helpless and hugged her symbolically. He said: I knew it was you.

Teacher He, long time no see Sha Yi spread his arms

After saying hello one by one, Sha Yi couldn't help but feel happy when he saw the food on the table and said: How do you know I'm coming? He also prepared dinner specially. It's so thoughtful.

Huang Lei rolled her eyes and said: You are so beautiful, you happened to know if you happened to happen.

Sha Yi smiled and didn't say anything

Su Luo took over the conversation and nodded: It's a coincidence. The pots and pans have not been fed yet, the pigpens and Tianba have not been cleaned yet, and the radishes on the mountain have not been transported yet, and it is time for labor to be short of labor.

Sha Yi's face turned dark and he said a little aggrievedly: I'm a guest, are you willing to let me do those rough work?

Satisfied everyone nodded together

Seeing that the bitter plan was useless, Sha Yi had to move the program team out

I told you, when I came, the director promised me that I could eat whatever I wanted

Huang Lei looked calm and said: You are right, you can order whatever you want, but has the director not told you that the premise of eating whatever you want is that you have to do your job.

No, no Sha Yi was stunned, and his eyes couldn't help but look towards the program team, but found that Wang Yuzheng had turned his head away

Haha He Jiǒng smiled and patted Sha Yi on the shoulder and said: Teacher Sha, please accept your fate

Sha Yi was so depressed that he was tricked by the director again

He was carrying his suitcase and was about to walk out, so he walked and said: That, can I still do it when I go back now? The boiling water at home is gone, I have to go back and boil water for my child.

Sun Tao joked: Teacher Sha, I forgot to tell you that our mushroom house is in the mountains, at least a hundred kilometers away from the city airport, and the car arranged by the program team should have left. Okay, you go

Sha Yi's face turned dark, and it was not right to stand there, nor was it not right to leave.

Live Room

Hahaha, I feel sorry for Teacher Sha Yisha for three seconds~

This little expression is so funny, oh, my stomach hurts when I smile

Experience tells us that we must not go against Tao Gou, otherwise he will make you doubt your life.

…………

In the end, Teacher He walked over, took the suitcase from Sha Yi's hand, and gave him a step.

Everyone sat down next to the terrace, talking and laughing. No one would take what just happened seriously. They knew it was just a joke.

Sun Tao said curiously: Teacher Sha, why are you free to come to Mushroom House? Is it really short of money or the reason for the schedule

Sha Yi shook his head helplessly. This kid is like the one who was in the ace before, and he has not become weak. Every sentence is a pit.

He said: Am I old now? I’m not in good health and can’t make some scenes. Besides, I’m not an idol at this age, and I can only gang up on variety shows and earn some money from milk powder for my children.

He said this in a joke, but it was rare that no one laughed

They could feel the feeling and helplessness in Sha Yi's tone

Sha Yi is also an old actor. Although he is not as famous as those actors and old artists, his acting skills are definitely unquestionable.

Ten years ago, how popular he was at that time, it was just now, this era

Young and handsome guys, all kinds of young idols are rampant

Sometimes, the salary of a veteran actor is not as good as that of a young actor.

The one who touched the most was Teacher Huang and Teacher He. They are about the same age as Sha Yi.

But the situation is similar to Sha Yi. Teacher He is now in his forties and is about to reach five.

Kuaiben cannot host the company for the rest of his life. What should he do when he retires?

There is also Teacher Huang. He used to be a young man, playing various idols and youth bubble dramas.

Now, he has become a middle-aged greasy uncle. In the play, he now plays the father of other people's children, or even grandpa.

People don't accept old age and can't do it during the meal, with a little sadness

Sun Tao said: Actually, I think Brother Sha Yi, the roles you played in the past are quite classic, I like them very much, such as Bai Zhantang in the Wulin Legend

Peng Yusing nodded repeatedly and said: It's Ah, I think so too

Although baby and Ni Ni didn't say anything, their affirmative eyes made Sha Yi feel much better.

Thank you Sha Yi said

Lao Sha, if you really want to thank us, I will perform your classic moves again. Huang Lei patted his shoulder and said

OK Sha Yi drank the hot tea in the cup in one breath and showed the signboard of Bai Zhantang back then

Sunflower acupoint hand

Sun Tao cooperated very well and kept motionless. He gestured with his eyes. Sha Yi quickly untie his acupoints.

Sunflower acupoint removal hand

Sun Tao breathed a sigh of relief and said: I'm suffocating to death

Looking at Li Qin's ignorant look, Sun Tao asked: Have you never seen the martial arts legend played by Teacher Sha Yi?

Li Qin hesitated for a while and said: I saw it when I was a child, but I can't remember it clearly.

Sun Tao nodded and said: I also watched it when I was a child. It was the most classic childhood memory of my childhood.

The two of them talked without anyone else, without notice at all, Sha Yi's face getting darker and darker

Mushroom House, because of the arrival of Sand Wings, brought a lot of laughter and joy

After eating, the group sat there bored

Peng Yusing looked at the pots and pans running around in the yard and said: Teacher He, have the dogs fed them?

Dogs, what are these? Teacher He smiled and said, shaking his head and said: No, they are still hungry

Peng Yu sang: Then I'll feed them

Feeding dogs is a technical job, especially four...uh, no, plus h is six

But the tableware can only be supplied with three dogs at most at a time, which made him a little busy for a while.

Everyone smiled and watched this scene. Sister, come and help. Finally, Peng Yuchang couldn't stand it anymore and asked for support.

Here comes my sister, I love dogs very much. When I come here, I have one hand and one left alone, and a single one is controlled by Peng Peng.

The brother and sister teamed up and did not get tired of working. The other three dogs finished their meals. The two of them handled according to law.

Looking at the voracious dogs, Peng Yuchang felt very tired and said: Teacher Huang, there are too many dogs in our yard, I have a suggestion

Huang Lei took a sip of tea and said: What's the idea, you said

Peng Yu raised the h in his hand and said: Teacher Huang, if there is any guest in the future and willing to take them in after coming, he will take them away.

Teacher He's eyes lit up and said: Peng Peng's idea is good

Huang Lei looked at the Sha Yi beside her and said: Lao Sha, are you interested in them?

Sha Yi shook his head quickly and said: No, I am allergic to hairy things. Besides, if the child sees it, I am afraid they will not be able to withstand the ravages.

Huang Lei said in surprise: How old is your child? Such powerful combat power

Sha Yi said: The older one is about eight years old, and the younger one is five or six years old

Sun Tao nodded: It's the age when people hate dogs hate

Sha Yi slapped his face and said: Xiao Sun is right

Huang Lei sighed: Then we can only look at the guests behind. If it really doesn't work, let's post a notice to see if there is a enthusiastic dog lover who is willing to adopt them. If it really doesn't work, I'll leave it to me. I've been raising it for a few months and I've grown quite fat.

Teacher He said speechlessly: Don't scare them

Sure enough, the few dogs who were still feasting on a large chunk were all away from the terrace and hesitated.

Sha Yi laughed and said: Teacher Huang, you scared them

Huang Lei touched her nose and said: Very clever

Sun Tao looked at Peng Peng who was teasing Brother Piao, and his eyes turned

Suddenly, Teacher He said curiously: Xiaosun, it’s so cool, why are you sighing?

Sun Tao pretended to be frowning and said: I'm worried. If H and Xiao are sent away, what should Peng Peng do?

I heard someone mentioning his name inexplicably. Peng Yu sang with a sudden eye, and he felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, when he heard what Sun Tao said, Jiǒng felt puzzled and said: What does h and Xiaojishen were sent away, have this to do with Peng Peng?

Sun Tao sighed: Teacher He, don’t you know that Peng Peng is also a single dog? I’m afraid he is alone

Puff!

He Jiǒng couldn't help laughing, Peng Yu's face turned dark

Too much, is it just his fault to be single? He doesn't want to be alone, but unfortunately he can't meet the one he likes

Hearing the laughter, Huang Lei looked here curiously and asked: What's wrong? What happened? So happy

Seeing what happened just now, it might happen again, Peng Yusing quickly changed the topic and said: That, let's play the game.

Suddenly, everyone's eyes looked over, and Sun Tao smiled and said: What are you playing?

Looking at Sun Tao, Peng Yuchang felt a little upset and lacked confidence.

Once upon a time, the scene of being cheated while playing games is still vivid and shocking

No, this time, you must not play with those with intelligence. He was so crazy. He suddenly had an idea in his mind and said: "War wrestling, how about we compare arm wrestling?"

Sun Tao raised his eyebrows and said: Yes

Huang Lei glanced at a few female guests and said: There are still girls here.

Well……

Sun Tao said: It's simple. They won't participate anymore. Just watch it. Anyway, participating is also a delivery.

This sentence was just casually said, but Nini burst out immediately and said angrily: What do you mean? I look down on us girls, right? You wait, I will definitely defeat you with a fight.

Well……

Sun Tao was stunned and shrugged helplessly

OK, then Teacher He will be the referee. Peng Yu sang excitedly, full of confidence, he felt that it was time for him to show it.

He rolled up his sleeves, showed off his biceps, and said: Sister, look, are you strong?

Zi Feng turned his head and ignored him Peng Yu sang and curled his lips, and decided to use this battle to make others look at him with admiration.

Who will come first? Peng Yu sang naturally stepped onto the champion's throne

Sha Yi hesitated for a while and said: I'll do it.

In fact, he just came to have a formality. How many pounds he had is not clear? How could he be the opponent of a young man?

Sure enough, Sha Yi lost instantly and was Teacher Huang.

Teacher Huang is a chef, and he has two tricks in his hands. He sang a stalemate with Peng Yu for a while before he was defeated.

Huang Lei shook her wrist and said in a numb way: It seems that I am really old

Peng Yu sang and said: Teacher Huang, you are already very awesome. You should know that when I was in the crew, I called the first one, but no one dared to call the second one.

After saying that, he felt ashamed that he didn't notice any phonological disease

My sister covered her face and corrected: Brother, that's what I call second, no one dares to call first

Peng Yu sang blushed and said: It’s almost the same, who will come next?

Sun Tao glanced around and saw that all those who should be defeated were defeated. He said: You two will compete first, win that person, and I will fight him again.

Peng Yusing was a little dissatisfied, but after thinking about it, it was almost the same, so he agreed.

His opponent is Nini. Just now, Nini defeated Baby and Li Qin. Needless to say, her sister is on behalf of the girl, she will fight on behalf of the girl.

Sister Nini, why don’t you give in directly? I’m afraid I’ll hurt you in a while. Peng Yuchang said with some concern

Nini's beautiful eyes seemed to be squirting out. She hates the manly man the most, why should she look down on women?

She wants to prove that women are not worse than men

She looked plain, and there was no trace of joy or anger, and she said coldly: Don't talk nonsense, start quickly

Peng Yuchang was helpless, nodded and stretched out his left hand. After all, he was a girl, and he planned to let the other party go.

Under the gaze of everyone, Peng Yuchang failed without any suspense

Wait, Peng Yu sang and shouted. Teacher He, who was about to announce the result, was stunned and said: What's wrong? What do you want to do?

Peng Yu sang and said: I asked to change my hands. My left hand is boring. This time I will use my right hand.

He Jiǒng was helpless and said: Peng Peng, your opponent is a girl

Ni Ni said indifferently: It doesn't matter, right hand is right hand, I want to convince him that he is defeated.

Baby smiled sweetly and said: Come on, my dear!

Ni Ni smiled indifferently, and Sun Tao came over at this time and said: You call me?

Baby was stunned and said: No Ah

Then why are you calling my name? Sun Tao said

I didn't call you baby looked puzzled

Then your name is dear, dear, my name is dear. Sun Tao said shamelessly.

Baby's face turned red all of a sudden, and she couldn't help rolling her eyes

The sister gently pulled the corner of his clothes and said: Brother, Sister Li Qin is here

Sun Tao's face was stunned, pretending that nothing had happened before

Damn, this scumbag Tao Gou beat him to death, beat him to death

The handsome man is really fickle, and Nini is right at all

Li Qin, take care of your man, he has come out to attract bees and butterflies again

It is strongly recommended that Li Qin break Tao Dog's legs so that he will not come out to rogue.

……

Li Qin walked straight over and said curiously: What did you say just now, so happy?

She just went to the bathroom and was not present, so naturally she wouldn't know what had just happened

Everyone's expressions were a little subtle, because they were afraid that someone would reveal what happened just now.

Sun Tao hurriedly said: It's nothing, Peng Peng said he would change his right hand this time, Teacher He, hurry up and start.

He Jiǒng shook his head helplessly and said: Both sides are in their place, prepare, start

With a command, Peng Yusing suddenly burst out, exerting her strength

After all, Ni Ni is a girl, she was caught off guard for a while, just a little bit away, and the back of her hand was about to touch the table.

Peng Yu sang the blue veins on his forehead, and he could intuitively see how hard he was

Ni Ni smiled lightly and said: Little brother, you are very strong

As he said that, Nini also started to explode, bit by bit, come back

Accompanied by Peng Yu singing thrilling again in his desperate eyes, the back of his hand touched the table, which meant that the game was over, and he actually lost.

He looked disbelief and he actually lost. The biceps he was proud of didn't work.

This blow was a bit big, and he actually lost to a girl

He stood there, looking at his hands stupidly

Sun Tao smiled and said: It's over, Peng Peng is already doubting his life

Everyone couldn't help laughing, and Huang Lei said: Don't be discouraged, Peng Peng, don't you think I'll lose to you too?

Peng Yu sang as if he couldn't hear it. He looked at Su Luo and said: Brother Tao, you want to avenge me

Sun Tao smiled indifferently, did not respond, and looked at Ni Ni and said: Let me give you some rest time to recover so as not to say that I bully others and won't win.

Nini said angrily: No need

But Sun Tao had no intention of taking action. After more than ten minutes, Nini couldn't help it and said: Hello, I can't compete. If you are afraid, just admit defeat.

Sun Tao looked up and glanced at her and said lightly: Come on

Nini grits her teeth, let’s count the new and old hatreds together, this time she fights for the left hand

Sister Nini, come on, defeat Sun Tao, and give us girls a sigh

Goddess, come on, defeat him, I have long disliked this Tao Gou

Brother Sun Tao, you must win Ah, if I win, I will give you a monkey paper

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Are you ready? Nini said coldly

Sun Tao smiled indifferently and said: In a while, as long as you can shake me, even if I lose

The two of them didn't say anything, but their eyes were facing each other.

Teacher He glanced at the two of them and said solemnly: OK, get ready, start

With a command, Nini exerted force suddenly, but found that it seemed that she was holding not a pair of hands, but a mountain. No matter how hard she tried, she could not shake it.

Moreover, Sun Tao looked relaxed and didn't look at all difficult.

Peng Yusing surprised: Brother Tao, this is too awesome

Baby clenched her fist and turned into a cheerleader, saying: Come on, come on, come on!

This time she didn't call her dear. She tried it more than a dozen times in a row, but she couldn't even make the other party move.

Ni Ni was a little desperate and said: I admit defeat in this round

Sun Tao smiled faintly and said: Do you want to try again?

Nini snorted coldly and said: Don't be proud, you have your right hand

Generally speaking, the strength of the right wrist of a person is greater than that of the left hand.

Nini believes that her right hand is enough to shake the other person

Sun Tao didn't say anything. It would be useless to say more, and it would be good to use facts to prove it

There is no difference between using the left hand and it cannot be shaken at all

Nini said desperately: You are so awesome, I admit defeat

After saying that, he was about to pull his hand back. Sun Tao stretched out his little finger and moved it.

As Nini's palm passed by, Nini's whole body trembled, as if she had been electrocuted, her pretty face instantly dyed a layer of red glow.

She glared at him fiercely, and Sun Tao looked embarrassed and quickly withdrew his hand and wanted to explain, but judging from this situation, it was obviously impossible to speak.

He could only remain silent. It really couldn't blame him. After shaking hands for a long time, he reacted naturally with a skillful and natural reaction.

He couldn't control it at all, because after using too much force on his wrist, he would feel it briefly, soreness and unable to exert his strength

Some organs are uncontrolled, so I went like that just now

But obviously, Nini misunderstood, Sun Tao felt depressed

The atmosphere was a little subtle, baby said in confusion: Dear, why is your face so red? He is sick

Ni Ni was shocked and quickly denied: No, maybe she was too hard just now, so she was so hot.

Hearing this sentence, Sun Tao almost laughed out loud, and Nini stared at him from the corner of her eyes.

Li Qin's beautiful eyes flashed, and she looked at the two of them suspiciously, and she always felt something was wrong with them.

Peng Yusing, who was standing beside him, came here and said heartlessly: Brother Tao, please teach me if you are good, I also want to become as powerful as you.

Sun Tao breathed a sigh of relief and sang a thumbs up to Peng Yu. It was so damn time.

Sun Tao stretched out his hand, held Peng Yuchang's shoulder, walked to the side, and said: No problem, I'll see your bones are surprised, the place between your eyebrows is right, I'm a martial arts genius. I have a martial arts technique to pass on to you. In the future, the task of maintaining world peace and saving sentient beings will be handed over to you.

Mushroom House, everyone laughed and made a fuss, the night was getting deeper and deeper

Soon, it was approaching twelve o'clock, Huang Lei stood up first and said: Let's go, it's time to go to bed.

Sun Tao sat in the yard for a while, got up and took a shower in the bathroom, went to bed, and the ordinary day passed like this.

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