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Chapter 54 Yin Feng teaches his son

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The second half of the night, Lao Wan was sleeping in a daze and heard a scream vaguely, but he was so sleepy that he couldn't wake up.

Turned over and continued to sleep

Going asleep soon

Seeing a naked woman, I went up and hugged her, kissed her, and touched her.

Go in

Alas, it feels so comfortable, my whole body is numb, decades ago, I almost cried; I tried my best to push it hard

Strangely, I can't see the woman's face clearly

It was about to get better and wake up when it was about to reach its peak. When I closed my eyes, I couldn't sleep anymore. I cursed my mother and looked at the hard old guy below, so I had to rub my crotch and get up

At night, Xiulan also vaguely heard a noise next door, so she pushed Liu Tao.

Why? The latter asked in a dream

There was a sound next door. Their children were alone, so there would be no problem, right? In fact, Xiulan herself was also very tired, and she could hardly walk the road she was tossed by Liu Tao.

...Go to bed, spread the sound, eat full. Liu Tao was quiet for a while, and pulled the blanket and started snoring again without hearing anything.

Alas... I sighed, as if I was responsive, but Xiulan always felt a little confused about the next door. She was alone and didn't want to go.

I was really tired, physically tired, and mentally tired, so except for the sound next door, I was so dazed all night, mysterious, panicked, and sneaked over

Oh, you're leaving now? Yinfeng came back when she was over at night shift and happened to meet Liu Tao

Yes, I have no choice but to work hard. I have a big bag on my shoulder and a net bag on my hand. Liu Tao didn't feel heavy. The muscles on my hand were tangled because of the heavy objects.

Haha, you make money, you can earn more than this door. After getting out of the way, Yinfeng turned sideways and asked Liu Tao to go down the stairs

Tell me, no matter how much money you have, you don’t have a son, who should I give this family? When I arrived at the gate of the account, Liu Tao turned around and prepared to say goodbye

Oh, so is me, or anyone else wants it. Before Yinfeng could speak, Lao Wan took his tool bag and came down from the third floor, facing Yinfeng who was walking up the second floor

Hi, how good it is for the country, the socialist family, the communist sharing

Yinfeng knows that this old and unreasonable want to mess with her

If you say, "Then go find me and have a baby," the other person will say, "Oh, who gave birth to me? Why don't you introduce me to me?"

While talking about a pair of thief eyes, they still have to keep spinning in their chests, and so on, just try it out

Alas, then I'm going to share my old body, who wants it? The old pervert already has something to say. After all, he dares to call his second child in Shikumen. No one says he is the first.

Hello, I'm leaving the stall, just go together, wait for the bus

Liu Tao made a sound at the right time, interrupting the old man's endless chatter with interest

The boatman has no dormitory, and a state-owned enterprise, the Dangdang bus is still powerful.

Ah, OK

The old guy who bullies the weak and is afraid of the strong is respectful to Guan Long and Liu Tao. After all, they are young and strong, and they are not easy to mess with.

Walk down the stairs like a big horse monkey

Yin Fengji stepped back and asked him to say goodbye to Liu Tao, twisting his butt upstairs without looking back

Oh, what's the smell? This is, little kid, are you drinking soybean oil tonight?

As soon as I entered the house, I had a soybean oil mixed with this other faint and strange smell. Of course, some people called the faint smell "pheromones" decades later.

What does it taste? Mom, you are too tired to go to work. Formalin is like soybean oil. Xiaomao is wearing two dark circles, her head is not raised or her eyes are not opened. She is lying on the bed and answers slowly

Dear little kid, what did you do last night? Honestly, put down your bag, Yin Feng began to ask, smell, the room was not big, this case will take a few seconds

Oh, I'm so annoyed, I want to sleep!

Seeing my mother smelling her nose and walking towards her bed, Xiao Mao suddenly felt a little panicked. You should know that this way, I should have gone to get Afang's oil last night. Rapeseed oil is not that big.

Say! What is this? What's going on?

It is said that evil will be punished, and this reward is a bit too fast

When Yinfeng saw her son covering the blanket hard, she said that she was not in this place. Sure enough, she saw a strange pool of marks on the bed sheet as soon as she opened it.

What? I don't know, I want to sleep! I'm a hooligan who am I afraid of, so I turned over and covered my butt. I won't get up even if the king comes, of course, unless he really comes

Sleep! I told you to sleep! You have wet the bed, ah! Hey? You are drinking soybean oil in the bed, tell me what's going on, otherwise you will pull it off

The female tiger is no less powerful than the little hairy man. Yin Feng went up and picked up her ears. The latter had to move away while "Ouch" and follow her hand slowly from the bed.

Ah? Well... Actually, I can't blame me

Guan Xiaomao, who had rubbed his ears for a long time, woke up barely. He hadn't slept for a day and seemed a little slow. After a while, he looked at his mother and said

Oh, don't blame you, blame me, please wash the bed sheets, tell me, how did this soybean oil run to the bed! After Yinfeng finished speaking, she wanted to pinch Xiaomao's other ear

Hey hey, a gentleman doesn’t speak, you are a ‘angel in white’ at least. How can you be so fierce? Don’t you kill your patients!

Xiaomao, who has rich combat experience, covered her ears and jumped back to the wall. The house is really small. She saw that there was no place to hide, so she reasoned with the fierce mother Yasha opposite.

I am not a gentleman, I am your mother. If you don’t explain it to me clearly today, I want you to look good!

At that time, Yinfeng had rolled up her arms and sleeves and pulled out the feather duster from her big bedside head.

Comrade Song Yinfeng! The Chairman taught us that we cannot solve the problem with force. How can I contribute to the socialist cause of the motherland if you harm the flowers like this?

While waving his hand, Xiaomao glanced at the door

OK, I think you are the "Emperor's head shaving" and have no way to do it! If you have the ability, you can "walk on a tightrope with a big belly" and jump off the second floor today, otherwise you won't want to go out through this door!

I can't see any signs of you, but I didn't give birth to Xiaomao.

Yinfeng stood at the door, and the feather duster pointed at Xiaomao and began to intimidate the local idiom.

Alas, OK, OK, don't be angry, what a big deal, what a bad thing? If you get angry, your son will be unlucky. You will be the one who is filial to the end of the funeral. You have to take the exam for my mother. It's not worth it.

The only life gate is blocked, and no one can escape from the Eight Trigrams array like a pavilion.

Xiaomao was talking at this time, but his mind flew around. Thinking about the situation Lanlan had with him last night, she really deserved it.

I can't beat you to death! I'll slap flies on the tiger's head, but if I don't teach this kid, I won't be named Song today! As he said that, Yin Feng shook his arm and thrust it up.

Surrender! Surrender! Surrender and not kill! No, no fight! If you don’t lose the monkey, Xiao Mao dodged and took off the fatal blow, jumped to his parents’ bed and shook his tail and begged for mercy

Finally, I asked you what happened to the soybean oil on your bed! Yinfeng was so angry that her chest was undulating. She pointed her feather duster and gave an ultimatum to the pool on Xiaomao's bed.

Me, I, we did an experiment in physics class, the oil and water were separated, and the teacher said that oil is insoluble in water. I was curious last night and took a cup to pour the oil and water together. Then, the cup was not pinched tightly, so I accidentally spilled it on the bed.

After saying that, he was afraid that I wouldn't do it, so he pointed to the glass cup placed on the balcony. In fact, there was only soybean oil inside, and there was no drop of water.

Fortunately, he couldn't master the dosage last night, so he poured it all over it. Now his little brother is actually soybean oil, but he put on shorts after finishing it, so I didn't notice it.

Really? I looked at the cup on the windowsill Yinfeng half-believing and half-doubting

Swear to the Chairman! It's definitely a fact. I just made a mistake that all the young people who are good at studying will make. This statement still sounds so familiar decades later.

You come down for me!

After throwing the feather duster, he looked at the little red man Yinfeng who was still standing on his bed and chose to believe it, otherwise?

All things happened, but the skin was caused. Fortunately, there were no serious consequences

Oh, you're awkward!

I asked my mother to rest assured that the weapon was relieved. Xiao Mao felt relieved. Thinking about it, he felt that it was okay, so he jumped out of bed honestly

Who knew that my untie ear just hit the ground and still couldn't escape the bad luck. I was hit by my mother's trick to lure the enemy into the deep

Death crime can be avoided, but living crime cannot be escaped. If you ask me to wash the bed sheets, I will give you two plastic rice cakes to eat!

Yinfeng gritted her teeth, grabbed Xiaomao's ear with one hand, and on the other hand, the slippers she took off were already raised high.

After taking a shower, Xiaomao went to A Ertou and the others to play football

Oh, Xiaomao, has your mother bought new slippers? The little third son asked when he came up

How do you know? Xiaomao touched her head and said curiously

Look? The pattern on your arm yesterday is different from today, haha... The little third son pointed at Guan Xiaomao's arm, and the laughter of a group of children resounded throughout the hall