Chapter 8

Liu Yu looked at the layout inside the house, then looked at the red-faced Guan Gong who was worshipped in front of him, and stroked his beard and said: Fortunately, Guan Gong and Sixiang are in charge, otherwise they would be unable to turn things around.

The attitude of the stupid dog's father towards Liu Yu at this moment was a 360-degree change. Liu Yu is now a living god in his heart. The weather, mirror, and tree at the beginning are all right. Even the stupid dog can calculate that he can get evil magic. He doesn't want to give him money. How could such a master be a liar?

Now he actually saw through the four pillars that are four symbols, which are amazing!

The silly Gouzi's father admired Liu Yu in a deep state.

Then Liu Yu began to walk around the inner room and started to walk, muttering words while walking. The silly dog ​​father followed Liu Yu, never leaving him. Liu Yu turned around and he stopped. Every time he asked, he wanted to ask, but he stopped, for fear of disturbing the master's approach.

Hey!I found it, there was indeed a demonic energy in the house, and it was still a snake demon!Liu Yu widened his eyes and pointed at a corner with a look of horror, saying, of course, it was all nonsense: Are you raising snakes?

snake?No Ah!We don't have snakes in our family?The silly Gouzi's father was stunned when he heard this, and then looked at the village girl. The silly girl shook her head vigorously, as if she was a little afraid of the silly Gouzi's father. Liu Yu guessed that she was probably the nanny of the silly Gouzi's house.

Seeing that these two people were still stupid enough to react, Liu Yu began to feel anxious, but he couldn't say it explicitly. If that would be suspected, they had to say it themselves, and the effect would be better.

At this moment, Liu Yu seemed to think of something and hurriedly said:

Is your stupid dog born in the Year of the Rat?

It's Ah, how do the master know?

That's right, snake eats rat, this snake Ah!It was for your son who had three meridians and single-passion. Look at his rash, it is a sign!Liu Yu secretly gave him a thumbs up in his heart. This prompt was straightforward enough.

The silly dog's father suddenly turned pale when he heard this, and he seemed to have grown a lot aged a lot. Then he sat down on the ground, talking to himself constantly, it was over.

Liu Yu's performance was in place and he performed very well, but the problem was that they all told this that they still didn't associate their cousin. Liu Yu wanted to go forward and open their ears and say to them: Damn, my cousin is a snake, your stupid dog is a rat, I have gone around so much and said so much, just to put aside your own mind. Have you been kicked by a donkey?

Think about Ah in the direction of my cousin!

Will it be related to your daughter-in-law?Unexpectedly, the village girl actually got it ready in advance.

Alas!

How dull is this stupid dog's father? No wonder he has a son, but God is so fair, and this kind of person is even richer.

Liu Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, and success or failure was here.

Regarding Ah, why didn’t I expect that Li Yuanxi is a snake. I will come to propose marriage next week. Could it be... The silly dog's father looked up at the master: Master, my daughter-in-law who has not passed the door is Snake Ah. Could it be this snake swallowing the rat? What should I do?

Hey, so that's it. This snake and rat are paired with Ah. Since ancient times, it has been a taboo among taboos. In the past, many tragedies of destruction of families were caused by this. Why did you make such a low-level mistake?Unfortunately, the house is Ah!Liu Yu was so angry that he shouted loudly, of course, a large part of the reason was that he was speaking out for his cousin.

But the matchmaker said, the snake and rat do not rush to Ah, the rat and horse will rush to Ah!The silly Gouzi's father looked confused and felt something was wrong in his heart, but after thinking about it carefully, he found that everything was right.

How could he know that these were all fooled by Liu Yu, and the snake and rat in the book of destiny did not rush.

Look, the mirror is cracked, the camphor tree is full of borers, your son is all possessed by evil spirits, Guan Gong’s face is red, and the four-syllable wooden pillars are almost corroded by the demonic energy. As soon as these four-syllables collapse, I am afraid that even Mr. Guan can’t suppress it!You said, isn't this considered a rush?This is to defeat your whole family. Now your son is in danger, and you, a father, still think about whether there is anything or not!snort!Liu Yu put on a serious look before, fooling him if he could, and make up whatever he could. He would scare him to death. If he didn't scare him, he would have to torture him alive. Who told you to marry my cousin? Was it your son married?

Damn, you dare to knock cow dung into the flowers!

Liu Yu's mentality changed a little with role-playing.

The village girl then hurried into the inner room, probably taking care of the stupid dog.

Master, why not like this, I will ask the matchmaker to break the engagement next week, hey!This matter is a mess!The stupid gobiaozi father was originally quite satisfied with this marriage, but who knew that this would be the situation now.

Liu Yu finally put down the stone in his heart.

You said this yourself, don’t blame me, but Liu Yu has to continue to add strong medicine to avoid the extreme happiness and sadness:

What?break off an engagement?Can you do such an immoral thing?What if the snake demon gets angry?Liu Yu’s meaning is very clear. I don’t agree to breaking the engagement. I didn’t ask you to break the engagement. If this stupid dog’s father knew that Liu Yu was so sinister, he had to go to the archway to be a bitch, and he would probably have to sharpen his knife and stab him.

Next week I will come to my house myself, and I don’t want those brides. I will prepare some things to show my sincerity. What does the master think?The silly dog's father stepped forward and said.

Well, if this is the case, it is still feasible, and this is also a blessing for your family.Then he pinched his fingers and continued: It seems that your son’s evil spirit is about to dissipate!As soon as Liu Yu finished speaking, the village girl ran out and shouted: The stupid dog is healed, the rash has receded. This is too evil.

You are really a living god who saves the suffering!Be sure to stay for dinner at night!I want to entertain you, Master!The silly dog's father's eyes lit up when he heard this and hurriedly said.

Liu Yu naturally shirked his responsibilities. After a greeting, he finally gave up the dinner. Then he strode out of the house and walked away without looking back. The master must be like a master, and leave after the matter, hiding his clothes and reputation.

As for whether the stupid Gouzi's father will break the engagement next week, Liu Yu is actually not sure, after all, people's hearts are the most difficult to figure out.

But in the scene just now, Liu Yu felt that she was acting perfectly, especially in her expressions and actions, and she was very good at it. Thanks to the previous information collection, she dared to take a gamble so boldly.

It is almost dusk and the sun sets!The village also began to rise in the smoke and waves of cooking fires

Liu Yu speeded up his pace. There were no hotels in this village, and there were no acquaintances to stay in. Is it a silly Gouzi's house?

After a long time, I would not be exposed, so I decided to rush back overnight.

But Liu Yu's steps were obviously not as fast as the sun set. As soon as he reached the top of the mountain, the sky was almost dark.

It's over, I have to get lost during the day, but at night I'm confused about myself.

Liu Yu shines the mountain road ahead with a flashlight. The road is getting narrower, blurry, and more depressing. The wilderness is pitch black and there is no trace of popularity. Apart from the occasional cries of insects on both sides of the road, it is really terrifying.

Liu Yu wanted to go out for a walk at night before, but his aunt told him not to walk back to the mountain, where there were monsters. Liu Yu would laugh every time, feeling that she would not believe in these things in the new era.

But I was really walking on the mountain road alone at night, and I still felt a chill on my back.

Who knows what is hidden in the mountains in the dark?

Liu Yu took a deep breath, paused and found that he did not dare to move forward any further because there was a lot of weeds in front of him, and there was obviously no way out.

I'll go there, I shouldn't have walked at night, why are you trying to show off!Liu Yu regretted it. He doesn’t know where he is now. What should I do?

Finally, I decided to continue walking forward, so I gritted my teeth and pushed the weeds away, moving away little by little in one direction.

Just as Liu Yu was getting more and more desperate, some lights appeared in front of him. Liu Yu wiped his eyes and thought he was wrong. Maybe it was a ghost fire in the mountains, but when he looked closely, it was really a light!

At this moment, Liu Yu seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw!

He rushed towards the light spot excitedly.

This place is not a village, there are only six or seven families, and every family still has lights on.

Liu Yu walked to the house closest to him, walked around the trees, and opened the weeds, and found that this was the backyard of the house. The backyard was very dark and overgrown with weeds. The faint light shining inside the house could not illuminate the entire backyard at all.

Liu Yu was about to start and enter the backyard, and a little rustling sound came into his ears. Liu Yu looked down at the sound and found a figure in the dark and bad environment on the left side of the yard. After a closer look, it turned out that a woman with a graceful figure was taking a shower on her side.

I didn't expect that there was still a blessing in my mind waiting for me!

Liu Yu was a little excited, and his tired body seemed to be full of energy at this moment. He quietly approached the yard with his feet, and finally hid behind a grass and looked at it.

Although she couldn't see the face of the woman taking a bath, she could see from her figure that she was an extremely plump and enchanting woman: her plump and straight breasts were hanging heavily on her chest, her lower abdomen was flat and strong, her buttocks were round and perky, and her whole body was filled with the charm of a mature woman.

Just when Liu Yu was excited, another girl came out of the house. The girl looked about fourteen years old.

Xiaomei, come on, mom will wash you too!It turned out to be a mother and daughter.

Xiaomei?

Liu Yu thought the name sounded very familiar, but there was no girl named Ah in the class called Xiaomei.

Just then, a scream came from the backyard, Mom, it seems that someone is in the grass?The girl's eyes are sharp and sensitive. Liu Yu was just tired of squatting just now. After shaking her body, she was discovered by the girl.

Her mother looked carefully in Liu Yu and found that there was a person, so she shouted in panic: Who is Ah?Which unethical peeks at someone’s woman taking a bath?As he said that, he hurriedly picked up his clothes to cover it.

Liu Yu knew that his whereabouts had been exposed, and it was even more embarrassing to hide, so he had to stand up slowly and said guiltily: I... I was lost, just passing by here. I didn't notice you were taking a shower for a while, and I was afraid that you would misunderstand, so I had to wait for you to finish washing before leaving.Liu Yu also knew that this reason was far-fetched. Although the first half of the sentence was true and the second half, there was no other way at this moment.

Liu Yu didn't dare to walk over, for fear that they would misunderstand whether they had any bad behavior, so he had to stand there and explain loudly.

Besides, I was peeping first. If the male owner of her family rushed out and beat him, um, he could only beat him. Who would let me ignore him?

After listening to Liu Yu's explanation in the backyard, the mother and daughter whispered, which made Liu Yu extremely nervous, as if she was waiting for a judgment in the court.

At this time, Liu Yu remembered the purpose of coming here, and then spoke again and said: If it is convenient, I... want to stay at your house for one night, don’t you know if it is OK?

Then...you go into the house first!Soon there was an answer in the backyard, and then the mother and daughter turned around and entered the room.

Liu Yu was a little disbelief. The woman not only believed him, but also invited him into the house.

Are the folk customs here so simple?

He just wanted to try his luck, after all, offense was first and it was already thankful not to be scolded.

This also made Liu Yu feel a little ashamed. He peeped at others and was still treating him like this.

This is the biggest difference between rural areas and cities. When rural neighbors, or when they meet strangers, they are trusting and enthusiastic, and the relationship between people is also very simple.

But the people in the city are completely different. They lack security from each other, and there is a sense of caution and distance between people.

Liu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, at least he had passed this level in front of him.

After a while, I walked into the mother and daughter's house and found that this woman was the village woman who helped carry trees during the day. It was really a flood that washed away the Dragon King Temple. You said it was a coincidence.

It's you?

It's you?The two of them said in surprise almost in unison.

Liu Yu felt that the world was too small, and once again confirmed the old saying, "People who help others help them." Unexpectedly, she got lost twice and the village woman helped her twice.

Teacher Liu?But the surprise was far more than that. Liu Yu actually heard the girl calling him Teacher Liu, but Liu Yu had no impression of her at all.

Teacher Liu was also a little stunned for a moment. After a long time of stunned life, he didn't remember who she was.

I am Xiaomei Ah, I am in the first year of junior high school. You taught us physical education classes the day before yesterday, told us to exercise more, and told us... Xiaomei's face turned red as she said that.

Liu Yu suddenly realized that he was a student in his physical education class. He had a class in the first and second grades of junior high school, with more than 30 people and more than ten girls. He had only taught a class. How could he recognize them in one class? I only remember that he said at that time that he could practice squatting against the wall to lift his butts and make his butts erect. Who knew that this little beauty remembered so clearly.

Liu Yu scratched his head and smiled awkwardly. He didn't expect that today he was dressed in a weird way, which was completely different from the usual teacher's outfit. This girl could recognize her at a glance.

It turns out that you are Xiaomei’s teacher Ah, hurry up, please sit down!The village woman had never seen any teacher before. Now she knew that the handsome guy in front of her was her child's teacher, and she suddenly felt a little panicked, but she was more enthusiastic.

Liu Yu nodded quickly to express his gratitude, and secretly glanced at the village woman and found that the village woman who had just finished taking a shower was not as good as the daytime. At this moment, she was very refreshing and gorgeous. Her hair was now spread on her shoulders and was also curled. A short-sleeved cloth shirt covered most of the key parts of her upper body. The exposed wheat-colored skin looked very healthy. She washed white light blue jeans on her lower body, wrapping her two strong and round buttocks tightly and tightly.

The layout of this house is very simple. As soon as you enter the door, there is a large pot stove with a dining table next to it and two pairs of bowls and chopsticks on it.

There are rooms on both sides of the room, which are dark inside and can't see anything.

My name is Zhao Ying, just call me Sister Ying.Zhao Ying introduced herself while walking.

My name is Liu Yu, and you can also call me Xiaoyu.By the way, Sister Ying, where is Xiaomei’s father?Why didn't you see him?Liu Yu asked curiously.

he?Zhao Ying wanted to speak but stopped.

My dad went to work in another province a few years ago, but later he disappeared.After Xiaomei sat on the stove, Tong Yanwuji replied: I and my mother are the only ones left at home.

What do children know? You crow's mouth!Pooh!Zhao Ying hurriedly scolded him, and then changed the topic: Teacher Liu hasn't had supper yet!I'll give you a bowl of noodles, and you can sit down for a while.

Only then did Liu Yu realize that Sister Ying was a left-behind woman. Suddenly, she remembered that she had been a left-behind child for a long time. This feeling was quite uncomfortable, so she felt a little sorry for her mother and daughter. The life of a left-behind family was only a psychological torture to the children, and it was a psychological and physiological torture to women.

After hearing what Zhao Ying said, Liu Yu realized that his stomach had been protesting, so he nodded.

Zhao Ying took out a large bag of noodles from the inner room, grabbed a handful of vegetables from the stove, cut a large piece of bacon from the ceiling of the stove, and then started to cook.

Xiaomei seemed extremely happy tonight because in her eyes, this family has not been so lively for a long time.

Seeing Xiaomei sitting behind the stove burning firewood, Liu Yu hurriedly stood up and went to help. He also burned this stove when he was a child, and he would not have any hand-drying at all.

Xiaomei plucked the fire stick in her hand, secretly looked up at her mother, and found a smile on her mother's face. Xiaomei hadn't seen her mother smile from the bottom of her heart for a long time.

Mom, Teacher Liu is going to sleep with our house tonight, right?Xiaomei suddenly asked.

Liu Yu was stunned for a moment and then raised his ears to listen. He cared about this question very much because he did have this need.

It's Ah, you sleep with your mom at night, Teacher Liu will go to your bed!Zhao Ying said while stir-frying vegetables.

I don’t want it. I am used to sleeping alone, and Teacher Liu and his mother!Xiaomei puffed up her cheeks and said coquettishly.

When Liu Yu heard this, he was shocked. This child is too sensible.

He also looked up at Zhao Ying. Zhao Ying seemed to notice Liu Yu's burning gaze, and his face suddenly turned red and he quickly said awkwardly: Xiaomei, what are you talking about? Teacher Liu, don't listen to her.

Teacher Liu slept with his mother, and Teacher Liu slept with his mother!Xiaomei shouted louder and more vigorously, and she turned her back on Liu Yu beside her. This child...is just aroused people's pain.

You girl, stop shouting, you will be heard, stop!Zhao Ying was already anxious. It was easy for mother and daughter to take in a man at home to spend the night. Now that the child shouted, if someone passed by and heard it, it would be impossible to clean it even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

OK OK OK, stop shouting, you can sleep alone at night, right?Zhao Ying found that there was no way to deal with his daughter, so she had to deal with it first.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhao Ying agreed casually, a strange feeling surged deep in her heart that had been silent for many years...

Liu Yu had never eaten such delicious farm noodles. Although the method was simple, it was also full of color, fragrance and taste.

Maybe I was too hungry, so I ate two big bowls.

The mother and daughter sat next to watch Liu Yu swallowing her voraciously, making them laugh.

It's so delicious, Sister Ying, if you open a noodle shop in the city with your skills, the business will definitely be booming, especially these bacon, which is so delicious!In fact, Liu Yu didn't know that the mother and daughter only fried a little bit of this bacon during the holidays to satisfy their greed and were reluctant to eat it. Now, in order to entertain Liu Yu, they took out a whole piece. This is the simplicity of the farmers.

If Teacher Liu likes to eat, come and eat it often. My mother and I will definitely welcome you.This little beauty is sensible and has a sweet mouth.

Good Ah!After eating all your noodles, don’t cry!Liu Yu joked that he knew very well that there was no man's home, and the life of the mother and daughter would be very difficult, so it would be good to come here occasionally to help.

You, stop pestering Teacher Liu. Teacher Liu also needs to take a shower and rest early. Passers-by who have been walking for a day today are also tired. Hurry up, go do your homework and go to bed.Zhao Ying decided to send the girl away first, otherwise she would not know how many more words she would say would make her embarrassed.

Xiaomei made a naughty face at Liu Yu, then ran to the room on the right, and then closed the door with a touch.

Zhao Ying was obviously a little uncomfortable with men and women living alone on the roof, so she wanted to leave with excuses: Teacher Liu, I... I'll find some clothes for you, please change them, right?

No, no need, I am not used to wearing other people's clothes, and I am even less used to underwear.

When Zhao Ying heard this, she felt that it was not suitable. The size of her own man and Liu Yu was very different. He might not fit in his clothes, so she followed Liu Yu: Then I'll go in and get out of bed first, and you can go directly into the quilt. I'll wash your clothes for you tomorrow morning!

As Xiaomei left, the atmosphere in the room became a little weird. After all, both of them had experienced embarrassing things during the day, especially now that the fragrance of Zhao Ying after taking a shower made Liu Yu feel excited.

Liu Yu was also afraid that he would make a fool of himself if he stayed there, so he nodded and hurried to the backyard. Then he took off his long jacket and picked up a bucket of water and spilled it down from his head...