It is noon in winter, the sun shines brightly, and the blue sky is like washing.
Today is a happy day for the Taoist Shenzong. One is the grand ceremony of fairy Ya's elixir held today; the other is the famous fairy Ya and the Lord of Dongfeng Peak, Lu Mao, got married and formed a pair of Taoist companions.
The inner sect of the Tao Shen Sect Master Peak said that the disciple's cave was wearing a fiery red dress and floated from the mountainside... The visitor stopped in front of the cave yard of the disciple Zixue, and pulled the bell rope at the entrance of the yard, and heard the sound of a dingdong dingdong bell coming from the cave.
Sister Jinghua, wait a moment and I will come soon.
A crisp girl's voice came from the cave.
It turned out that the person who came was Shi Jinghua from the Dao Shenzong Chentang came here specially to deliver the meal to Zixue who ordered it.
After a long time, the courtyard gate slowly opened. Shi Jinghua saw Zixue's face flushed. While tidying up her dress, she opened the door in a small gap and said in a panic: Okay, Sister Jinghua will give me the food.
Shi Jinghua took out the fragrant wooden lunch box and handed it to her. Just as Zi Xue freed her hands to hold the lunch box, the courtyard gate suddenly opened by someone. Shi Jinghua saw a young monk about three or four years old running out from inside. He saw him wearing a Taoist crown on his head and a Taoist robe with a small trumpet disciple of the Taoist Shen Sect, but why did this young monk have a furry face?
And it's a light blue fluff?
Why do people still have so much blue hair on their faces?
What the hell is this?
Ah!……
Shi Jinghua screamed, and she was startled by this uninhibited thing that suddenly appeared.
Don’t be afraid of it, sister, it is not a monster, it is just a slutty little monkey.
Zixue saw Shi Jinghua being frightened by the little Taoist priest who suddenly appeared and quickly explained.
Shi Jinghua then looked closely and saw that it was indeed a cute little monkey. She smiled and said: Senior sister, why do you put on a Taoist robe?Strange.
How cute is wearing a Taoist robe!By the way, I have told you so many times that I won’t call me senior sister in the future. I’m not used to it at all, and I feel so awkward.
That won’t work. Your cultivation has surpassed me now. According to the rules of the sect, you have to call me Senior Sister instead.
Don't have to be so formal in private, right?Now there are only two of us, just call me my name directly. Anyway, I won’t change my words and I will always call you sister.
OK, Zixue, I actually wanted to ask you just now: Today is the day for your master, Fairy Ya, to celebrate, why don’t you go to the scene to watch the ceremony?I have seen both of your two senior sisters, why are you missing?Is it the body...
Cough, yes, yes, it's a little uncomfortable, so I didn't attend.
Zixue stammered, of course she wouldn't tell Shi Jinghua: She stayed in the cave and looked at the little silver monkey specifically (the hair is a little blue for some reason). What if everyone saw the little silver monkey in the ceremony, wouldn't it be better?
The most difficult thing to accept is Lord Lu Feng, who just became a dual-cultural partner with his master, right?
Alas, Master is so doting on this little silver that he simply treats it as his own child, making it lawless now and dares to do anything. I even saw it with my master...
Thinking of Zixue's pretty face flushed, she secretly complained in her heart.
Ah!Zixue, it...what is it going to do?
Shi Jinghua suddenly shouted in surprise. What she didn't tell Zixue was: the moment this pretending little monkey appeared, a strong desire to have sex inexplicably rose in her mind. This feeling was like the feeling of the Jade Gun God appearing invisible to her every night.
She hurriedly looked around, afraid that the Jade Gun God would appear next to her at this time. If Zixue discovered it, she might not have noticed that as the little silver monkey approached her spiritual platform, a small almost imperceptible little blue dot flashed with a faint blue light, like the purest moonlight in the moonlit night.
The closer the little silver monkey was to her, the more rapid the light of the blue light flashed, and Shi Jinghua's desire to be satisfied by a man's joy of sharing the joy of fish and water became stronger... Shi Jinghua's scream awakened Zixue from her memories and meditations. Only then did she notice: It turned out that the little silver monkey had climbed to Shi Jinghua's shoulders at some point, and was now sniffing the back of her head while sniffing her hair.
Zixue hurriedly said: Hehehe, maybe you are looking for lice, right?Huh?But it's strange that Xiaoyin seems to be very close to you. It was not like this when he first met me.
Although Zixue answered calmly, she was already shocked and confused: she knew that except for her master Mu Ya, it was too lazy to care about everyone else.
Every time I take it to Baicao Garden to pick spiritual fruits, my junior sisters will be avoided by it when they come around to hug it, but what's going on with Sister Jinghua?
Why did this little silver monkey take the initiative to pounce on her?
Still so close to her?
I bathe every day, how could there be lice on my head?Yā!What is this little monkey going to do?...
Shi Jinghua screamed again.
Zixue quickly broke out from her random thoughts and looked at Shi Jinghua. It turned out that the little silver monkey had already nimbled down Shi Jinghua's breasts at this time, smelling them on her bulging breasts. Then she clutched her body to the shame between her legs, and sniffed her hissingly through her skirt.
Immediately afterwards, it climbed to Shi Jinghua's shoulder and screamed excitedly, constantly gestured, as if it was saying something?
Zixue, what is this little monkey gesturing?It seems to be saying something, right?
Shi Jinghua was already full of desire, and she was furious by Xiao Yinhou's teasing, which made her angry and quickly asked Zixue for help.
I can't see what it is saying, either, but it looks very excited.
Then forget it, you should take it back quickly. I have to deliver food to other senior sisters.
Shi Jinghua wanted to escape from this place that made her extremely embarrassed. She wanted to try: Will the damn desire to escape from here decrease?
OK, Xiaoyin, come back soon.Be good, stop making trouble.
Zixue hugged the little silver monkey from Shi Jinghua's shoulder, but the monkey was very unhappy and kept calling Shi Jinghua, keeping gestures to him with his claws.
Shi Jinghua took this opportunity to quickly escape.
Seeing Shi Jinghua flying farther away, the little silver monkey still didn't stop looking at her and kept screaming. Zixue pulled it into the yard and closed the formation and banned it.
Strange, what happened to Xiaoyin today?Its performance at this moment was like taking it away from the master.After lunch, I will take it to Baicao Garden to pick some of its favorite spiritual fruits. With the spiritual fruits, maybe it will stop making trouble, right?………Shi Jinghua always felt that there were eyes peeking at her behind her when she helped the kitchen kitchen pick and wash vegetables in the afternoon. When she turned her head, she saw several junior sisters lowering their heads to wash vegetables. How could anyone have time to look at her?
What's wrong today?Why did you encounter so many strange things?First, the little monkey who could only make oneself feel lust.Now it's the feeling of being peeped at inexplicably...
The day's work after dinner was finally over, and Shi Jinghua dragged her tired body to her own courtyard on the back mountain.
But after taking two steps, the feeling of being peeped out became even more obvious.
This time she learned to be smart, and did not turn her head to look back, but let go of her spiritual sense and sweep behind her.
No figure was found ten feet behind him... no figure was found within two feet... Continue to expand the search range... Suddenly, her body stagnated because her spiritual sense found a little man, a small monk about three or four years old, with a Taoist crown on his head and a small Taoist robe of an inner disciple of the Taoist Shen Sect, but the light blue fluff on his face betrayed him.
Isn't this the strange little spirit monkey or who?
Shi Jinghua continued to move forward and pretended not to notice it, but she felt suspicious: What is it always following me? Didn’t it be locked in the cave courtyard by Zixue? Why did it come out?
After Shi Jinghua entered her yard, she hurriedly hid in her bedroom and inserted the iron door to death, and then used her spiritual sense to explore the little monkey. She found that it had been hiding behind a stone ten feet away and had no intention of entering her yard. Only then did she feel at ease.
However, I still use my spiritual sense to check from time to time.
Shi Jinghua originally wanted to notify Zixue to come and take the monster monkey away, but she did not have the aura of Zixue's transmission jade talisman, so she could not notify her.
Let her go to the top of the main peak for a spiritual pet raised by others?
After all, she is an immortal who is unattainable in the eyes of mortals and is not so self-deprecating.
Thinking of the Jade Gun God who was about to come at night, she couldn't help but fluttering in her cheeks, and a heat surging in her lower abdomen. How could she care about a little monkey hiding from afar?
Speaking of the Jade Spear God Lord, Shi Jinghua found it funny that he thought he was very clever invisible methods had actually been seen through by Shi Jinghua.
Every time he pretended to be the voice of an elder and old man to coax Shi Jinghua, but his biggest loophole was: every time he would stretch out his hand from the invisible cloak and hold a blue bone to the back of his head, sending light blue light waves to the back of his head. However, as soon as his tender and white little hand was stretched out from the invisible sleeve, Shi Jinghua's focused spiritual sense captured his hand. His hand was not as thick as an adult man, white and smooth and slender.
Therefore, Shi Jinghua concluded that the so-called Jade Gun God was not an old man, but a young man.
And his loopholes in his behavior are not like the ones that an old monk who has experienced storms?
He is clearly a young monk.
What's even more ridiculous is that this young monk pretended to be justice, saying that in order to help him improve his cultivation and teach him the dual cultivation method, he would come to help him practice dual cultivation every night?
But in Shi Jinghua's opinion, he was just greedy for his own beauty and just made excuses to play with his desires.
The most ridiculous thing is: he revealed his identity as the Jade Gun God Lord that night more than 20 days ago. He didn't come for some reason the next night. Shi Jinghua thought he would never come again, but unexpectedly, he couldn't help but run over night. And the two of them chatted that night. It turned out that this guy really couldn't live without him.
Shi Jinghua thought it was: Once this half-grown boy tasted the wonderful taste of sex between men and women, how could he leave himself?
But to be honest, since Shi Jinghua learned about his identity as the God of Jade Gun, he actually did not dislike him in his heart. Instead, he became more and more curious about his true identity and felt that he was mysterious.
The more I do this, the more I want to understand him and get closer to him... so that the face of the hero in the dream has become more and more obscene in the past two days. He has gradually stopped being Qin Delu, Senior Brother Qin, who has always been in love with, but a young man, Jade Gun God, who cannot see clearly!
A woman’s heart will change!
...Shouer also heard about the grand ceremony of the fairy Ya's elixir, but he was not in the mood to watch the ceremony. He was so depressed recently: he spent two low-grade spirit stones to rent a stall in the stall area of a casual cultivator (due to one month) to sell the "Beauty and Rejuvenation Pill", but more than twenty days have passed, and no one has been sold.
Every day, a few female cultivators would use to visit his stall, but some of the female cultivators would just see the big words written on the banner next to him, and quickly curled their lips, turned their heads and left.
There were also some female casual cultivators who were attracted by the effect written on his banner, but when they asked about the price, they immediately turned around and left.
Shou'er then realized: After all, the elixir business is not so easy to do, and there are still a few female cultivators in this world who are rich and powerful. Most female cultivators cannot afford 600 low-grade spirit stones to buy his beauty and rejuvenation pill.
Shou'er stayed at the stall every day and thought hard: Why isn't anyone knowing the goods even though the medicine is so effective?
Why are the beauty pills in the Dadan Pharmacy Store more expensive than hiss, but how can they sell them so much?
His "Beauty and Rejuvenation Pill" is obviously good and cheap, but why can't he sell it?
After thinking about it, Shouer finally understood: most female cultivators must have regarded him as a fraudster who sells fake drugs when they see him.
Most of the people who come to visit the stall area where he is in are free cultivators. He is poor and wants to come to the stall to find a bargain. How could there be a spirit stone that can afford such high-end elixirs?
He felt that he had to focus on high-end customers such as female cultivators in the inner sects of the sect and female cultivators in the foundation building. However, these high-end female cultivators usually only go to those big elixir pharmacies to buy elixirs. People in such casual cultivators don’t even look at them.
What should I do?It seems that selling this high-end elixir in such a broken place is simply not feasible. If you want to sell it to a female cultivator with a large handful of spirit stones, you have to go to a high-end store.
With the idea, Shou'er didn't go to set up a stall today. He simply hid in a dark alley in the market and picked up the jade talisman on his waist and contacted someone Cheng Miaomiao.
He asked Cheng Miaomiao in Liu'er's tone: Can you help sell the "Beauty and Rejuvenation Pill" refined by the elders of the family in their Jade Girl Pavilion?
Cheng Miaomiao replied to him: She can't make decisions about elixirs, and she must have her elder sister Cheng Sisi to decide, because this involves the reputation of Jade Girl Pavilion.
But she can immediately send her elder sister a message to help her.
After waiting for a while, Cheng Miaomiao replied: My elder sister must first taste the quality of the so-called "beauty and beauty pill" before she can decide whether she can be placed in their store for sale.
Shou'er was quite confident in the effect of the "Beauty and Rejuvenation Pill" he refined, and was confident that even Cheng Sisi was a ground-level alchemist, he could not see through the origin of the mysterious oil, so he happily agreed.
Later, the two agreed to meet, and Shou'er disguised herself as Liu'er and handed over a 'beauty and spring pill' to Cheng Miaomiao, and finally waited for the tasting decision of her elder sister Cheng Sisi.
But how to taste it?
How long does it take to wait?
Shou'er didn't have the nerve to ask Cheng Miaomiao, that would make her seem too unprofessional, right?
In the evening, Shou'er invisible and returned to the Dao Shen Sect to find Shi Jinghua to cultivate the dual cultivation. Since she discovered that she was the Jade Gun God last time, the relationship between the two is very special, and they are not friends. Now, Shou'er invisible and chats with her every time she goes, and then she takes out the fragments of the remains of the dark blue moonlight beast and emits the light of the blue moonlight to let her enter her dream.
During the night, Shi Jinghua tried to test the old man's background every night, but Shou'er scolded him as an elder.
Tonight, Shou'er walked around Shi Jinghua's backyard and crawled into Shi Jinghua's bedroom from the secret passage. As soon as he crawled out from under the bed, he arranged the two magic circles. Shi Jinghua, who was sitting on the incense couch, spoke: "Jade Gun God" Senior, today I encountered a strange thing and couldn't tell anyone else, so I would like to ask you, after all, you have a profound cultivation and extensive knowledge.
oh?Girl, what strange thing?Let's hear it.
Shou'er still said in her usual old voice.
Today, when I went to deliver a meal to Zixue, the disciple of Fairy Ya’s personal disciple, I saw a strange monkey…
What?monkey?What does it look like?How taller it grows?
Before Shi Jinghua could finish speaking, Shou'er felt excited. He vaguely felt that it was his little lewd monkey who had been missing for a month. He thought about it and said: How could such a coincidence happen?
My little lewd monkey was lost, and there was an extra monkey in Zixue Cave?
Isn't it my little lewd monkey or who?
Its head is covered with a Taoist crown and a small Taoist robe of an inner disciple of the Taoist Shen Sect...
What color is the hair on the body?How taller it grows?
Shi Jinghua didn't mention the key points, Shou'er had to hurriedly ask.
How do I know what color it is on?But the fluff on the face is light blue...
A light blue color?Not right, have you read it carefully?Not silver-gray?
After watching carefully, it has climbed to my shoulders. Can I not see clearly?
By the way, how tall does it grow?Shou'er asked again.
Shi Jinghua heard his voice urgently, so she quickly gestured on the ground with her hands: It's so tall, about as tall as a three or four-year-old child, it should be almost three feet tall.
Not right, it seems not.
The little lust monkey was only two feet tall when she ran away a month ago, and her fur color and height were not up to par. It seemed that she was not the little lust monkey, and Shouer couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.
Shi Jinghua didn't hear that the Jade Gun God Old SeniorThe disappointment in his tone began to talk endlessly about how strange this monkey was, how she followed her and peeped at her, etc., but Liu Shouer was no longer in the mood to listen carefully... The monkey mentioned by Shi Jinghua aroused Liu Shouer's infinite longing for the little lewd monkey: he remembered how to feed the little lewd monkey when he was only the size of a palm; how to please the triangular elk in order to find milk for it; how to pee on the bed when he was a child; how to hold it and feed various spirit beasts in the Spirit Beast Valley every day; how to accompany himself every day after he grew upChatting as his most loyal listener... Thinking of Shou'er's tears slid down the corners of his eyes without realizing it... He could no longer listen to the woman's endlessly mention of the little monkey, which would only make him even more sad. He leaped behind Shi Jinghua, took out the fragments of the blue moonlight remains of the beast, raised it high with his hands, and inputted his true energy. Then he saw the blue moonlight remains of the beast flashing a few times and then emitted a circle of light blue moonlight shining on the back of Shi Jinghua's head. The circles of light shone with the strange blue blue color, which looked so mysterious.
The faint blue moonlight emitted from the remains of the dark blue moon beast illuminated for a while, and Shi Jinghua finally collapsed on the couch and obviously fell asleep.
Shou'er took back the remains of the Yuehua divine beast into the storage ring, and planned to pick up Shi Jinghua, who was asleep, as usual, and went to practice her dual cultivation in the small cave in the inner gate of the back mountain.
Bang bang bang...bang bang bang bang. At this moment, someone suddenly knocked on the window.
who?
Shou'er was shocked!
Today is a happy day for the Taoist Shenzong. One is the grand ceremony of fairy Ya's elixir held today; the other is the famous fairy Ya and the Lord of Dongfeng Peak, Lu Mao, got married and formed a pair of Taoist companions.
The inner sect of the Tao Shen Sect Master Peak said that the disciple's cave was wearing a fiery red dress and floated from the mountainside... The visitor stopped in front of the cave yard of the disciple Zixue, and pulled the bell rope at the entrance of the yard, and heard the sound of a dingdong dingdong bell coming from the cave.
Sister Jinghua, wait a moment and I will come soon.
A crisp girl's voice came from the cave.
It turned out that the person who came was Shi Jinghua from the Dao Shenzong Chentang came here specially to deliver the meal to Zixue who ordered it.
After a long time, the courtyard gate slowly opened. Shi Jinghua saw Zixue's face flushed. While tidying up her dress, she opened the door in a small gap and said in a panic: Okay, Sister Jinghua will give me the food.
Shi Jinghua took out the fragrant wooden lunch box and handed it to her. Just as Zi Xue freed her hands to hold the lunch box, the courtyard gate suddenly opened by someone. Shi Jinghua saw a young monk about three or four years old running out from inside. He saw him wearing a Taoist crown on his head and a Taoist robe with a small trumpet disciple of the Taoist Shen Sect, but why did this young monk have a furry face?
And it's a light blue fluff?
Why do people still have so much blue hair on their faces?
What the hell is this?
Ah!……
Shi Jinghua screamed, and she was startled by this uninhibited thing that suddenly appeared.
Don’t be afraid of it, sister, it is not a monster, it is just a slutty little monkey.
Zixue saw Shi Jinghua being frightened by the little Taoist priest who suddenly appeared and quickly explained.
Shi Jinghua then looked closely and saw that it was indeed a cute little monkey. She smiled and said: Senior sister, why do you put on a Taoist robe?Strange.
How cute is wearing a Taoist robe!By the way, I have told you so many times that I won’t call me senior sister in the future. I’m not used to it at all, and I feel so awkward.
That won’t work. Your cultivation has surpassed me now. According to the rules of the sect, you have to call me Senior Sister instead.
Don't have to be so formal in private, right?Now there are only two of us, just call me my name directly. Anyway, I won’t change my words and I will always call you sister.
OK, Zixue, I actually wanted to ask you just now: Today is the day for your master, Fairy Ya, to celebrate, why don’t you go to the scene to watch the ceremony?I have seen both of your two senior sisters, why are you missing?Is it the body...
Cough, yes, yes, it's a little uncomfortable, so I didn't attend.
Zixue stammered, of course she wouldn't tell Shi Jinghua: She stayed in the cave and looked at the little silver monkey specifically (the hair is a little blue for some reason). What if everyone saw the little silver monkey in the ceremony, wouldn't it be better?
The most difficult thing to accept is Lord Lu Feng, who just became a dual-cultural partner with his master, right?
Alas, Master is so doting on this little silver that he simply treats it as his own child, making it lawless now and dares to do anything. I even saw it with my master...
Thinking of Zixue's pretty face flushed, she secretly complained in her heart.
Ah!Zixue, it...what is it going to do?
Shi Jinghua suddenly shouted in surprise. What she didn't tell Zixue was: the moment this pretending little monkey appeared, a strong desire to have sex inexplicably rose in her mind. This feeling was like the feeling of the Jade Gun God appearing invisible to her every night.
She hurriedly looked around, afraid that the Jade Gun God would appear next to her at this time. If Zixue discovered it, she might not have noticed that as the little silver monkey approached her spiritual platform, a small almost imperceptible little blue dot flashed with a faint blue light, like the purest moonlight in the moonlit night.
The closer the little silver monkey was to her, the more rapid the light of the blue light flashed, and Shi Jinghua's desire to be satisfied by a man's joy of sharing the joy of fish and water became stronger... Shi Jinghua's scream awakened Zixue from her memories and meditations. Only then did she notice: It turned out that the little silver monkey had climbed to Shi Jinghua's shoulders at some point, and was now sniffing the back of her head while sniffing her hair.
Zixue hurriedly said: Hehehe, maybe you are looking for lice, right?Huh?But it's strange that Xiaoyin seems to be very close to you. It was not like this when he first met me.
Although Zixue answered calmly, she was already shocked and confused: she knew that except for her master Mu Ya, it was too lazy to care about everyone else.
Every time I take it to Baicao Garden to pick spiritual fruits, my junior sisters will be avoided by it when they come around to hug it, but what's going on with Sister Jinghua?
Why did this little silver monkey take the initiative to pounce on her?
Still so close to her?
I bathe every day, how could there be lice on my head?Yā!What is this little monkey going to do?...
Shi Jinghua screamed again.
Zixue quickly broke out from her random thoughts and looked at Shi Jinghua. It turned out that the little silver monkey had already nimbled down Shi Jinghua's breasts at this time, smelling them on her bulging breasts. Then she clutched her body to the shame between her legs, and sniffed her hissingly through her skirt.
Immediately afterwards, it climbed to Shi Jinghua's shoulder and screamed excitedly, constantly gestured, as if it was saying something?
Zixue, what is this little monkey gesturing?It seems to be saying something, right?
Shi Jinghua was already full of desire, and she was furious by Xiao Yinhou's teasing, which made her angry and quickly asked Zixue for help.
I can't see what it is saying, either, but it looks very excited.
Then forget it, you should take it back quickly. I have to deliver food to other senior sisters.
Shi Jinghua wanted to escape from this place that made her extremely embarrassed. She wanted to try: Will the damn desire to escape from here decrease?
OK, Xiaoyin, come back soon.Be good, stop making trouble.
Zixue hugged the little silver monkey from Shi Jinghua's shoulder, but the monkey was very unhappy and kept calling Shi Jinghua, keeping gestures to him with his claws.
Shi Jinghua took this opportunity to quickly escape.
Seeing Shi Jinghua flying farther away, the little silver monkey still didn't stop looking at her and kept screaming. Zixue pulled it into the yard and closed the formation and banned it.
Strange, what happened to Xiaoyin today?Its performance at this moment was like taking it away from the master.After lunch, I will take it to Baicao Garden to pick some of its favorite spiritual fruits. With the spiritual fruits, maybe it will stop making trouble, right?………Shi Jinghua always felt that there were eyes peeking at her behind her when she helped the kitchen kitchen pick and wash vegetables in the afternoon. When she turned her head, she saw several junior sisters lowering their heads to wash vegetables. How could anyone have time to look at her?
What's wrong today?Why did you encounter so many strange things?First, the little monkey who could only make oneself feel lust.Now it's the feeling of being peeped at inexplicably...
The day's work after dinner was finally over, and Shi Jinghua dragged her tired body to her own courtyard on the back mountain.
But after taking two steps, the feeling of being peeped out became even more obvious.
This time she learned to be smart, and did not turn her head to look back, but let go of her spiritual sense and sweep behind her.
No figure was found ten feet behind him... no figure was found within two feet... Continue to expand the search range... Suddenly, her body stagnated because her spiritual sense found a little man, a small monk about three or four years old, with a Taoist crown on his head and a small Taoist robe of an inner disciple of the Taoist Shen Sect, but the light blue fluff on his face betrayed him.
Isn't this the strange little spirit monkey or who?
Shi Jinghua continued to move forward and pretended not to notice it, but she felt suspicious: What is it always following me? Didn’t it be locked in the cave courtyard by Zixue? Why did it come out?
After Shi Jinghua entered her yard, she hurriedly hid in her bedroom and inserted the iron door to death, and then used her spiritual sense to explore the little monkey. She found that it had been hiding behind a stone ten feet away and had no intention of entering her yard. Only then did she feel at ease.
However, I still use my spiritual sense to check from time to time.
Shi Jinghua originally wanted to notify Zixue to come and take the monster monkey away, but she did not have the aura of Zixue's transmission jade talisman, so she could not notify her.
Let her go to the top of the main peak for a spiritual pet raised by others?
After all, she is an immortal who is unattainable in the eyes of mortals and is not so self-deprecating.
Thinking of the Jade Gun God who was about to come at night, she couldn't help but fluttering in her cheeks, and a heat surging in her lower abdomen. How could she care about a little monkey hiding from afar?
Speaking of the Jade Spear God Lord, Shi Jinghua found it funny that he thought he was very clever invisible methods had actually been seen through by Shi Jinghua.
Every time he pretended to be the voice of an elder and old man to coax Shi Jinghua, but his biggest loophole was: every time he would stretch out his hand from the invisible cloak and hold a blue bone to the back of his head, sending light blue light waves to the back of his head. However, as soon as his tender and white little hand was stretched out from the invisible sleeve, Shi Jinghua's focused spiritual sense captured his hand. His hand was not as thick as an adult man, white and smooth and slender.
Therefore, Shi Jinghua concluded that the so-called Jade Gun God was not an old man, but a young man.
And his loopholes in his behavior are not like the ones that an old monk who has experienced storms?
He is clearly a young monk.
What's even more ridiculous is that this young monk pretended to be justice, saying that in order to help him improve his cultivation and teach him the dual cultivation method, he would come to help him practice dual cultivation every night?
But in Shi Jinghua's opinion, he was just greedy for his own beauty and just made excuses to play with his desires.
The most ridiculous thing is: he revealed his identity as the Jade Gun God Lord that night more than 20 days ago. He didn't come for some reason the next night. Shi Jinghua thought he would never come again, but unexpectedly, he couldn't help but run over night. And the two of them chatted that night. It turned out that this guy really couldn't live without him.
Shi Jinghua thought it was: Once this half-grown boy tasted the wonderful taste of sex between men and women, how could he leave himself?
But to be honest, since Shi Jinghua learned about his identity as the God of Jade Gun, he actually did not dislike him in his heart. Instead, he became more and more curious about his true identity and felt that he was mysterious.
The more I do this, the more I want to understand him and get closer to him... so that the face of the hero in the dream has become more and more obscene in the past two days. He has gradually stopped being Qin Delu, Senior Brother Qin, who has always been in love with, but a young man, Jade Gun God, who cannot see clearly!
A woman’s heart will change!
...Shouer also heard about the grand ceremony of the fairy Ya's elixir, but he was not in the mood to watch the ceremony. He was so depressed recently: he spent two low-grade spirit stones to rent a stall in the stall area of a casual cultivator (due to one month) to sell the "Beauty and Rejuvenation Pill", but more than twenty days have passed, and no one has been sold.
Every day, a few female cultivators would use to visit his stall, but some of the female cultivators would just see the big words written on the banner next to him, and quickly curled their lips, turned their heads and left.
There were also some female casual cultivators who were attracted by the effect written on his banner, but when they asked about the price, they immediately turned around and left.
Shou'er then realized: After all, the elixir business is not so easy to do, and there are still a few female cultivators in this world who are rich and powerful. Most female cultivators cannot afford 600 low-grade spirit stones to buy his beauty and rejuvenation pill.
Shou'er stayed at the stall every day and thought hard: Why isn't anyone knowing the goods even though the medicine is so effective?
Why are the beauty pills in the Dadan Pharmacy Store more expensive than hiss, but how can they sell them so much?
His "Beauty and Rejuvenation Pill" is obviously good and cheap, but why can't he sell it?
After thinking about it, Shouer finally understood: most female cultivators must have regarded him as a fraudster who sells fake drugs when they see him.
Most of the people who come to visit the stall area where he is in are free cultivators. He is poor and wants to come to the stall to find a bargain. How could there be a spirit stone that can afford such high-end elixirs?
He felt that he had to focus on high-end customers such as female cultivators in the inner sects of the sect and female cultivators in the foundation building. However, these high-end female cultivators usually only go to those big elixir pharmacies to buy elixirs. People in such casual cultivators don’t even look at them.
What should I do?It seems that selling this high-end elixir in such a broken place is simply not feasible. If you want to sell it to a female cultivator with a large handful of spirit stones, you have to go to a high-end store.
With the idea, Shou'er didn't go to set up a stall today. He simply hid in a dark alley in the market and picked up the jade talisman on his waist and contacted someone Cheng Miaomiao.
He asked Cheng Miaomiao in Liu'er's tone: Can you help sell the "Beauty and Rejuvenation Pill" refined by the elders of the family in their Jade Girl Pavilion?
Cheng Miaomiao replied to him: She can't make decisions about elixirs, and she must have her elder sister Cheng Sisi to decide, because this involves the reputation of Jade Girl Pavilion.
But she can immediately send her elder sister a message to help her.
After waiting for a while, Cheng Miaomiao replied: My elder sister must first taste the quality of the so-called "beauty and beauty pill" before she can decide whether she can be placed in their store for sale.
Shou'er was quite confident in the effect of the "Beauty and Rejuvenation Pill" he refined, and was confident that even Cheng Sisi was a ground-level alchemist, he could not see through the origin of the mysterious oil, so he happily agreed.
Later, the two agreed to meet, and Shou'er disguised herself as Liu'er and handed over a 'beauty and spring pill' to Cheng Miaomiao, and finally waited for the tasting decision of her elder sister Cheng Sisi.
But how to taste it?
How long does it take to wait?
Shou'er didn't have the nerve to ask Cheng Miaomiao, that would make her seem too unprofessional, right?
In the evening, Shou'er invisible and returned to the Dao Shen Sect to find Shi Jinghua to cultivate the dual cultivation. Since she discovered that she was the Jade Gun God last time, the relationship between the two is very special, and they are not friends. Now, Shou'er invisible and chats with her every time she goes, and then she takes out the fragments of the remains of the dark blue moonlight beast and emits the light of the blue moonlight to let her enter her dream.
During the night, Shi Jinghua tried to test the old man's background every night, but Shou'er scolded him as an elder.
Tonight, Shou'er walked around Shi Jinghua's backyard and crawled into Shi Jinghua's bedroom from the secret passage. As soon as he crawled out from under the bed, he arranged the two magic circles. Shi Jinghua, who was sitting on the incense couch, spoke: "Jade Gun God" Senior, today I encountered a strange thing and couldn't tell anyone else, so I would like to ask you, after all, you have a profound cultivation and extensive knowledge.
oh?Girl, what strange thing?Let's hear it.
Shou'er still said in her usual old voice.
Today, when I went to deliver a meal to Zixue, the disciple of Fairy Ya’s personal disciple, I saw a strange monkey…
What?monkey?What does it look like?How taller it grows?
Before Shi Jinghua could finish speaking, Shou'er felt excited. He vaguely felt that it was his little lewd monkey who had been missing for a month. He thought about it and said: How could such a coincidence happen?
My little lewd monkey was lost, and there was an extra monkey in Zixue Cave?
Isn't it my little lewd monkey or who?
Its head is covered with a Taoist crown and a small Taoist robe of an inner disciple of the Taoist Shen Sect...
What color is the hair on the body?How taller it grows?
Shi Jinghua didn't mention the key points, Shou'er had to hurriedly ask.
How do I know what color it is on?But the fluff on the face is light blue...
A light blue color?Not right, have you read it carefully?Not silver-gray?
After watching carefully, it has climbed to my shoulders. Can I not see clearly?
By the way, how tall does it grow?Shou'er asked again.
Shi Jinghua heard his voice urgently, so she quickly gestured on the ground with her hands: It's so tall, about as tall as a three or four-year-old child, it should be almost three feet tall.
Not right, it seems not.
The little lust monkey was only two feet tall when she ran away a month ago, and her fur color and height were not up to par. It seemed that she was not the little lust monkey, and Shouer couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.
Shi Jinghua didn't hear that the Jade Gun God Old SeniorThe disappointment in his tone began to talk endlessly about how strange this monkey was, how she followed her and peeped at her, etc., but Liu Shouer was no longer in the mood to listen carefully... The monkey mentioned by Shi Jinghua aroused Liu Shouer's infinite longing for the little lewd monkey: he remembered how to feed the little lewd monkey when he was only the size of a palm; how to please the triangular elk in order to find milk for it; how to pee on the bed when he was a child; how to hold it and feed various spirit beasts in the Spirit Beast Valley every day; how to accompany himself every day after he grew upChatting as his most loyal listener... Thinking of Shou'er's tears slid down the corners of his eyes without realizing it... He could no longer listen to the woman's endlessly mention of the little monkey, which would only make him even more sad. He leaped behind Shi Jinghua, took out the fragments of the blue moonlight remains of the beast, raised it high with his hands, and inputted his true energy. Then he saw the blue moonlight remains of the beast flashing a few times and then emitted a circle of light blue moonlight shining on the back of Shi Jinghua's head. The circles of light shone with the strange blue blue color, which looked so mysterious.
The faint blue moonlight emitted from the remains of the dark blue moon beast illuminated for a while, and Shi Jinghua finally collapsed on the couch and obviously fell asleep.
Shou'er took back the remains of the Yuehua divine beast into the storage ring, and planned to pick up Shi Jinghua, who was asleep, as usual, and went to practice her dual cultivation in the small cave in the inner gate of the back mountain.
Bang bang bang...bang bang bang bang. At this moment, someone suddenly knocked on the window.
who?
Shou'er was shocked!