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Chapter 35

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He Bihan burst into laughter and deliberately looked stern: Although I don’t believe in the next life, you can know that my nickname is indeed magical.

Seeing me smirking, she said hatefully: When the medicine is on, you will shout if you feel pain. Others think you are a great hero, but you are a big bear in front of me. I really want to put a knife into your chest to see if your heart is red or black.

Did I make you angry?

Observing his expression, He Bihan must have loved and hated me, but for some other reason, He Bihan's face turned cold, and his movements in his hands were no longer as gentle as before: What do you think?

I said softly: No wonder you don’t like to laugh?

I know that when a woman hates a man, men must not show grievance. The best performance is gentleness and begging for pity. I especially tried this trick when dealing with Dai Xinni, Tang Yilin, and Zhuang Meiqi. I don’t know if it is useful to deal with He Bihan.

Humph, do I love laughing hundreds of years later?

Sure enough, He Bihan glanced at me, with a look of praise, maybe it was my gentleness, maybe it was my begging, or maybe it was my perseverance I showed.

I shook my head: I don’t like to laugh.

He Bihan said angrily: No wonder, I believe you will still be so romantic in hundreds of years. I am sure you will definitely not be a general in hundreds of years.

I nodded: I am not a general, do you want to know what we will do in hundreds of years?

you say.

He Bihan couldn't help but be curious, and I smiled with a stinging pain: I am a shopkeeper, and you should be a captain, a captain with strong ability to eliminate harm to the people.

Puff.

He Bihan couldn't help laughing, and I couldn't help but praise: Your smile is the most beautiful, and hundreds of years later, your smile still has not changed.

He Bihan gritted his teeth and asked: Then tell me honestly, in a few hundred years, do you still like Li Xiangjun? If you dare to tell lies, this knife will definitely be inserted into your chest, and then I will commit suicide. Let's work together until hundreds of years later.

I was secretly amused, knowing that He Bihan took advantage of the topic, and her implication was: Do you like me now or Li Xiangjun?

I couldn't help feeling scared when I saw the thin willow-like knife rubbing back and forth on my chest. The hero didn't suffer any loss before he coaxed her first, and said, "Okay, let me tell you honestly, hundreds of years later, without Li Xiangjun, there is only the captain He next to me. I forgot to pay taxes, you, the big captain, stared at me all day long.

He Bihan said angrily: Nonsense, I'm staring at you, it's definitely not that you forgot to pay taxes. Tell me quickly, are you a crime? What are you, the shopkeeper?

I said seriously: This shopkeeper has not committed a crime, he is an honest person, mainly dealing in women's underwear. I have many shops, many... many bellybands, red, green, colorful...

He Bihan's eyes widened, and with a swish, he even pulled down the long sword on his back: You dare to tease me, I will chop you down.

I was calm and composed. The more the woman was, the less likely she was. Besides, I was a general with peerless martial arts skills. There were soldiers around me. If He Bihan really wanted to kill me, she would never make a big fuss. She could only rely on the lancet just now to have the chance to assassinate me. At this time, He Bihan was so powerful that most of the time I said the word "belly". I guess the current trend cannot be compared with hundreds of years later, and I can't say "belly".

Seeing the cold sword tip pointing straight to the tip of my nose, I still smiled: Hundreds of years later, my bellyband is no longer called a bellyband, but a bra, or a bra, which means covering my breasts.

The residence.

He Bihan was so anxious that he stomped his feet repeatedly, but I saw shyness in her eyes. Based on my experience, He Bihan had a love affair with me and had already made a secret heart.Now I was even more bold. I raised my arms, gently pushed away the tip of the sword, and said softly: He Bihan, do you know what you like to do most in hundreds of years?

He Bihan didn't react for a moment and asked casually: What do you like to do?

I smiled badly and said: Do what you love the most.

Although I didn't say this clearly, my expression was light and my tone was frivolous. He Bihan easily thought about sex with men and women. Unexpectedly, she put away her long sword in shame, stared at the tent, and said angrily: You are so sad that you are still talking nonsense, I...I don't bother to pay attention to you.

After saying that, I was as graceful as the sky was shocked, and the curtain of the tent moved, and I couldn't see how He Bihan disappeared. It was really incredible. Could it be that it was the legendary superb light skill?

Just as he was shocked, a burst of rapid footsteps came from outside the tent, and someone shouted: General, the outpost found that the city gate was quietly opened.

I instinctively shouted: Please come quickly and blow the horn.

yes.

All the soldiers responded.

Woo...

The horn was far away and resounded throughout the night sky. Suddenly, there was a shout of killing coming from the northwest direction. I was secretly surprised and wanted to struggle to get out of bed, but I saw Chen Huaifeng leading a group of soldiers. They were both nervous and I asked loudly: Is it the enemy's surprise attack?

The soldiers nodded and said yes, I sent a command to fight back, and I would not kill me.

Outside the tent, the fires surged into the sky, and the sound of killing sounds shook the sky, but I was lying alone on the bed leisurely. When I was studying, I liked to watch the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. I knew these tactics well. In addition, I was not stupid, and after a moment of thinking, I could have a premonition. Of course, I had to be careful. Anyway, I was a general, so I didn’t need to be wary. I didn’t expect that the lazy cat would encounter a dead mouse, and the enemy actually came to attack. Hehe, when I met General Li who had traveled through time and space from the future, you could only seek death. I muttered: Kill and kill...

Just when I was proud, suddenly, a broken wind sounded. An arrow pierced through the tent and pierced into the wood at the foot of the bed, making a loud noise, which scared me. Then there was a second and third one. I was secretly screaming. In a hurry, I didn't care about my face, endured the pain and rolled down from the bed.

Unexpectedly, after falling out of bed, no arrows flew over again. I was secretly glad and was quite surprised. When I looked at the arrows carefully, I found that they were all short pieces, and their tails were obviously cut off by sharp blades. Oh, who cut off the flying arrows?In amazement, I saw people outside the tent, in great chaos everywhere, shouting, iron tools hitting, horse neighing, footsteps, howling... It sounded like a whole lot. I was shocked and anxious, endured the pain in my body, and slowly crawled out of the tent without thinking about touching the wound. The bright red blood oozed out of the bandages. I didn't care about this. I quickly climbed to the tent and saw it, and I immediately understood that a small group of enemies deliberately rushed towards my tent. There were not many people, but they were all brave. At a glance, I knew it was the enemy's plan to attack the east and west, with the purpose of covering the large army's breakthrough.These small groups of enemies who rushed me were not only brave, but also had the intention of dying. Although my guards were numerous, the brave ones won the battle. Seeing that the guards' defense was about to be unable to resist, suddenly, a strong figure waved his sword and killed the enemy like a ghost. The sword energy was washed away, and the sword edge was invincible. In the contact, either the head fell to the ground or the limbs were cut off. In the blink of an eye, the situation reversed. The guards immediately waited for an opportunity to counterattack. The enemies were no longer able to resist and they were too late to escape. They were tenacious for a while and were all arrested and killed.

Someone shouted: Thank you for taking action, go and see the general, let’s do it.

The agile figure didn't say anything, turned around and flew towards my tent. I raised my hand and shouted: Here, beauty.

Jiaojian figure came to me, it was He Bihan. Her beautiful face was frosty, and she spat at me in anger: Are you not dead yet?

I lay on the ground and pretended to be painful and said: I died this time. I was pierced by an arrow just now. I can't live long. I know that you can't bear to leave me and protect me nearby. I am so moved. I die without regrets. Bihan, I don't have anything left for you in this life. I will definitely give you a few more bellybands in the next life, so I will give you a few more bellybands for you to like.

You...you...

He Bihan was embarrassed and angry, stomped his feet, stretched out his arms, and actually picked me up lightly, flew into the tent, and put me back on the wooden bed: Where is the injury? Show me.

I said in pain: Under the pants.

He Bihan was stunned for a moment and was so angry that he cursed: Bah, you said that the arrow pierced the heart, why did you take off your pants again?

My eyes rolled and my moaned: My heart is below.

hiss.

Although He Bihan didn't believe it very much, she still tore my pants open without hesitation. When she saw a large guy in his eyes, he looked at my crotch carefully and didn't notice anything unusual. She couldn't help but feel angry. She pulled the sword into her hand in a flash, and there were still blood on the blade: Do you believe it or not, I'll chop your heart?

When I saw that the situation was not good, I realized it was too much. I turned my eyes and sang loudly: The little cotton jacket is caring, warming my body and thinking about my husband, red bellyband, wrapped inside, thinking about my brother going to bed...

The sound was loud and loud. It was not until this time that I realized that I was full of energy, enough to penetrate the sound out of the tent and teleport it from afar. After a while, singing sounded outside the tent, gradually integrated in one, with a shocking momentum, almost drowned out the sound of killing.

He Bihan stared at me fiercely, as if he was angry, and as if he was smiling, he put down his long sword. She slowly took off her hat and swept the hat a round, and even wiped out the candlelight around her. The tent suddenly became pitch black. In the darkness, there was a voice like an oriole cursing: I knew you were pretending to be crazy and stupid, and you would lose your memory? Will you lose your memory in front of Li Xiangjun? It was obvious that you didn't want to see me. Since you didn't want to see me, why should you tease me again and again?Have you defiled my innocence and still played with me? Humph, if you don’t explain it clearly today, I will want you to really lose your memory and make me angry.

Ah, you...

Youxiang's delicate body accidentally fell beside me. I slowly stretched out my hands, groped up and down my delicate body, and asked: What's wrong, this is it.

He Bihan cursed: Me, me, I... Li Zhonghan, you bastard, dare to attack me, please unlock my acupoints quickly.

Unlock the acupoints?I seemed to know only how to untie the woman's tights. I was orderly in the darkness. After a while, I felt the smooth skin. I held my big breasts that were hard to cover with one hand. They were very full and strong. I wonder if He Fu's breasts were exactly the same as those in front of me hundreds of years later. I was obscene and took the opportunity to play hard for a while, and asked again: How to untie the acupoints?Is it here with breasts or ass, or is it below?I really have amnesia and really don't know how to untie your acupoints.

As he said that, my hand slid towards He Bihan's crotch. I controlled her acupoint and could only let me be thin. The moment my index finger touched the warm restricted area, it inserted it into a tight small hole.

He Bihan breathed XiūXiū: Ah, don’t touch, don’t touch there, Ah...you are hurt.

I deliberately teased her: Bihan, I have lost my memory. Tell me how I defiled your body at the beginning. I want to listen to the details, the more detailed the better.

While twitching sharply, my fingers held two big breasts and rubbed them slowly, very hard and not gentle at all.

He Bihan was moaning, he couldn't use his strength at all, and I pulled his soft body to his lower abdomen and spread her legs. She was extremely anxious, scolding and begging again, but unfortunately I still tore her crotch apart. Her fingers were stuttering again, and she touched the wet vagina. It was so convenient. It was not as complicated as a woman hundreds of years later. She was not wearing underwear inside. I excitedly pushed the hard big cock around. It was really not easy to push it in the darkness. After pushing it for more than a dozen times, I finally pushed it into the muddy vagina. With a sizzling sound, it only went halfway. He Bihan shouted: You actually inserted it in, Ah...

I nodded and replied: Yes, I really inserted it, and half of it, you can get it in by yourself.

After saying that, she started slapping He Bihan's jade breasts. Her whole body shook, her hands and feet suddenly became flexible, and she also had strength. It was strange that she was still scolding me, but her lower body sank, and she swallowed all my big cock and continued to scold.

I smirked and touched my hands. He Bihan was initially afraid of my injuries. After a moment, her moans gradually rose, swaying continuously, and then she sucked and vomited greatly. In the darkness, her eyes shone like stars.

The tent trembled, which attracted the attention of the guards. A guard with a tender voice came to ask once. After being scolded by me, no one came to disturb him again. It was not until the fish belly of the sky turned white and the singing gradually stopped. The tent finally stopped trembling. He Bihan dressed neatly and threw a sentence to settle the score with you in the future. Then he floated away.

I was extremely sleepy and fell asleep. I don’t know how long it took, but I was finally awakened by the noise of drums and music. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the weather was clear and cloudless. I was actually lying in a long sedan chair, carried by the soldiers into Yuanjingcheng. The people along the way cheered and thundered and danced. Only then did I realize that the army had won a great victory and recaptured Yuanjingcheng.

Report...

The messenger suddenly ran over in a hurry. Outside the sedan chair, the guard stopped the messenger and shouted: General is asleep, I will pass on it later.

I rubbed my eyes and asked loudly: What's the matter?

The messenger approached the sedan chair and said loudly: General, in the woods southwest of the city, he captured a group of enemy prisoners, with thousands of people. Please ask the general to deal with it.

I thought for a moment and asked the accompanying guards: How much food and grass do we have?When will the military rations escorted by the imperial court arrive?

The guards didn't understand much, but asked one by one and it was quickly passed on: Report to the general, the food and grass are only enough for one day, and the replenishment of military rations will take three days to arrive.

I said coldly: The food in Yuanjing City has been exhausted for a long time. The people in the city have not eaten rice for a long time. How can these thousands of prisoners be raised? I passed my order, the man killed him and the woman pressed him back.

yes.

The messenger ran away.