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Chapter 117

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I was secretly amused. It turned out that at this time, Liu Siming thought Meng Shanshan was deliberately angering him. Liu Si must think that we would not be so arrogant, but we were so arrogant, having sex and shouting freely.

The pleasure like electric current spread throughout my body, and the numb feeling was lightning. Like an infectious disease, Meng Shanshan's spasm also came extremely quickly and instantly spread to her whole body. She twitched and put down her legs: Husband, I'm coming, I feel so comfortable, Zhonghan makes me feel so comfortable, AhAhAh...Ah...

I roared and glanced at the swollen vagina. I pounced on Meng Shanshan again and twitched with her. The last dozen thrusts of the big cock hit the shore like a storm. I sprayed, and a strong heat sprayed into Meng Shanshan's uterus. She accepted it trembled and accepted my infinite love.

Liu Siming was also trembling, his voice was trembling: It seemed to be true, it sounded like it was true, you guys, you...

After three minutes of aftertaste, I pulled out my big cock and carried Meng Shanshan into the bathroom in the office. It was indeed gorgeous, and even the bathroom was much more luxurious and grand than the bathroom in my office.When she put down Meng Shanshan, she staggered and carefully used a towel to help me wipe the stains on my crotch. Fortunately, my trousers were black and there were no flaws.

I smiled and kissed the beautiful Meng Shanshan. Just as I was about to leave, Meng Shanshan grabbed me: Wait, my hair was a little messy.

After the passion, Meng Shanshan regained her rationality. Between me and Liu Siming, she instinctively leaned towards Liu Siming.

My eyes were gentle and my heart was sore. Meng Shanshan was extremely sensitive. She immediately noticed something and smiled. The movements on her hands were full of emotions like her husband. I smiled, and my inner vanity was satisfied. My crotch was hard again. I took out a slippery giant object and signaled Meng Shanshan to take it in. She obediently knelt down, opened her cherry mouth and took my giant object in. She sucked it for more than a dozen times, licked and ate all the mucus mixed with semen and waves. Then she stood up and said softly: Go and open the door.

I smiled and shook my head. Meng Shanshan knew my thoughts. Her beautiful eyes lit up. She pouted and acted coquettishly. She reached out and twisted the shower. After the slight hot water sprayed from the shower penetrated her sexy body, I reluctantly left the bathroom and opened the office door that was knocked loudly. Liu Siming rushed in like the wind and blurted out: Where is Shanshan?

I shrugged with a helpless expression: She was taking a shower on purpose, deliberately making you suspicious and making you angry.

I really don’t know if these words can deceive Liu Siming, who is extremely smart. Anyway, even if he acts here, he will continue to act no matter how bad he is.

Liu Siming stared at me with a scary look: You really...

I laughed: Of course it's fake.

Liu Siming breathed a sigh of relief and said with a little apology: I'm so sorry, Shanshan was not like this before, but now she is getting more and more outrageous. She even deliberately called your name with me in bed. It was not unintentional, but intentional, which made me angry.

Seeing me stunned, Liu Siming smiled bitterly and said: You shouldn't have said this. You are not an outsider. You just said it.

Liu Siming said such a shameful family matter, which made me unable to react for a moment. I was stunned on the spot, thinking about Liu Siming's intention in my heart. He glanced at the bathroom door and said sadly: It's strange that as long as Shanshan calls your name, she can be satisfied and I can be happy, otherwise our sexual intercourse will be hasty, like chewing wax. After a long time, I will get used to it.

I was very embarrassed and thought that the couple regarded me as a spiritual aphrodisiac. They really wanted to ask Liu Siming for copyright fees for fantasy. Of course, no matter how much I think about it, I couldn't speak out. Besides, there would be billions of benefits in cooperation with Liu Siming. This sacrifice doesn't matter. I felt relieved and said embarrassedly: I don't know if I was ashamed or proud when President Liu said this.

Liu Siming said sourly: Of course I am proud. It’s all about half a year ago, and Shanshan still misses you.

But if you have to say that, don’t touch Shanshan in the future. You have a lot of women, and I’m the only one.

I nodded violently: Don't touch, don't touch, I promise.

Liu Siming looked happy and looked at me intently, and asked strangely: Oh, why are you sweating?

I was scared, thanks to the rapid reaction: You knocked on the door just now, but Shanshan just didn't open it for me. Am I in a hurry, I was sweating.

Liu Siming felt relieved and nodded awkwardly.My eyes rolled sharply, afraid that Liu Siming would see something else, so I quickly made a thirty-six strategies. As for the best strategy, I coughed twice and said: President Liu, I think I'd better say goodbye first. Please comfort Shanshan. Anyway, you will have a week to go to the United States. We have enough time to prepare. Let's talk in detail another day.

Liu Siming nodded in agreement: OK, we will make an appointment another day, it is best not to let Shanshan be present. I am so embarrassed, I will give you a gift.

He also knew that it was the most urgent thing to solve the family matters at this time, so of course he would not try to keep me.

I hurriedly stopped: It's okay, it's okay, I'm leaving. Governor Liu, please stay, please stay, please contact us by phone.

When I stepped out of the office door, I refused to let Liu Siming see me off. I walked away and walked to the corridor passage. When I quickly entered the elevator, I suddenly stopped, thought for a while, and then turned back gently. When I came to Liu Siming's office, my ears were close to the red sandalwood gate. I listened carefully, and seemed to hear only a vague sound. I was disappointed and was about to leave, I suddenly remembered the Thirty-Six-Syllable Rules. I thought about it, and then silently recited the Thirty-Six-Syllable Rules. I took three consecutive breaths, and my inner breath in my body was mobilized. I suddenly had a look like lightning, my ears were clear, and I listened close to the Red Sandalwood gate and I could hear it clearly.

Shanshan, be honest, did he do you?

Liu Siming seemed to be shouting, standing in front of the bathroom door, I was secretly upset, Liu Siming really doubted me, and he continued to shout: No?I don't believe it, his pants are a little wet, why are they wet?

I was secretly surprised that Liu Siming actually discovered a flaw and was anxious. I was afraid that Meng Shanshan would admit it. Surprisingly, Meng Shanshan still refused to admit it because Liu Siming shouted: Don’t know?Just make a quibble, but I feel that he must have fucked you. Tell me honestly, did he ejaculate in?

A loud bang in the office shocked me. I heard Meng Shanshan's roar: Liu Siming, are you crazy? One day I fantasized about your wife going to bed with another man. I satisfied your fantasy, but you took it seriously. The last time I told you that Li Zhonghan had never touched me, don't force me to ask me, and I would really go to bed with him, let him ejaculate and be pregnant with his child.

Liu Siming immediately comforted him with kind words: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK I won’t ask, I won’t ask anymore…

I still wanted to listen, but there seemed to be footsteps. I quickly ran away and went to the 19th floor Credit Department to say goodbye to Nie Xiaomin, Xuan Rao, and Huai Mingzhu. Huai Mingzhu wanted to send me to death. I sneered secretly, knowing that she wanted to ask Xiao Zhuo, but she did not reveal it on the spot. Sure enough, when I arrived at the downstairs of Guotou Building, Huai Mingzhu begged me to let Zhuo Yifeng go.

I told Huai Mingzhu that as long as Zhuo Yifeng had never done anything that was harmful to the world, I would let him go. Huai Mingzhu thanked her repeatedly. Seeing her soft voice, the blue and black uniform that was savored so much that she couldn't help asking: When I was sleeping with Xiao Zhuo, you really called my name.

Um.

Huining Mingzhu lowered her head and blushed.

I asked curiously: Is it intentional or unintentional.

Huai Mingzhu whispered: Unintentional.

Although I knew that Huai Mingzhu would say it was unintentional, I still hoped that she would say it intentional. In fact, the girl was shy, so how could Huai Mingzhu say it was intentional in front of me? I was too pretentious. Seeing Huai Mingzhu's face was so arrogant, I asked angrily: Do you like Xiao Zhuo very much?

Um.

Huai Mingzhu was silent for a moment, nodded gently, and glanced at me.

Willing to marry him?

I was expressionless.

Huai Mingzhu nodded again and said softly: Xiao Zhuo is not as bad as the Sun Family. Sun Family has come to the bank many times to make trouble. Zhuo Yifeng and Zhang Baohua both sent me and Xuan Rao in advance.

Are Zhang Baohua and Xuan Rao still in contact?

I suddenly remembered Xiao Zhang. He has resigned. I don’t know why he resigned. However, Xiao Zhang was able to resign, at least he did not participate in betraying me.

Yes, but they used to meet secretly, afraid that they would not be involved. After Sun Jiaqi was injured by you, they met boldly. They went to Yese to drink two days ago, and it was the order that Zhang Baohua bought. Now they are very sweet, Xiao Min's eyes are sore, and she often asks Xuan Rao to vent her anger and asks her to pretend to be dead and lie to you, but she doesn't mind.

I was secretly amused by Huai Mingzhu's tone as if she was suing her. Obviously, she was also bullied by Nie Xiaomin, but I understand Nie Xiaomin. After she turned against her and the Sun Family, she was intimidated by the Sun Family. The fear, anxiety and humiliation brought about by this are brought together into a huge depression. Sometimes this depression can only be vented on friends who are particularly good at relationships.

All of this was because of Sun Jiaqi. When I thought of this person, I breathed deeply, hoping that the anger in my whole body would be alleviated: I hate others betray me the most. Even if I am sorry for him Zhuo Yifeng first, I would not allow him to betray me, so no matter what, Xiao Zhuo can't continue to stay in KT, but I don't oppose your union. If you are Huai Mingzhu really wants to get married, I have two villas in the east of the city, one for you and the other for Xuan Rao.

Thank you, Zhonghan.

Huai Mingzhu finally looked at me in front of her eyes, tears rolling in her eyes, and I thought to myself: It’s not that you were moved because I promised to let Zhuo Yifeng go.

As for Nie Xiaomin and Jiang Feifei, I will not treat them badly if I talk about it in the future.

I said lightly.

It's so kind of you.

Meiyomeito judo.

I'm only good to beauties.

I looked frivolous, stared at Huai Mingzhu's uniform, and said with a wicked smile: If, in the future, can I still ask you out?

Huai Mingzhu was stunned, lowered her head, her face flushed, and it took her a long time to say as thin as a mosquito and flies: OK.

I was in a state of great joy and asked in a lustful mood: Tell me, what color is your underwear?

Why would you ask this?

Huai Mingzhu's head drooped lower, and his fingers kept twisting. It took a long time to whisper: I'll guess three colors, black, white, and dark blue.

When I heard this, I was very confident: I guess it was dark blue.

Huai Mingzhu raised her head and looked surprised: How do you know?

How do I know?Can some eyes penetrate clothes? Of course not.I was extremely proud, scabbling my stomach and preparing to brag.

In fact, I don’t dare to make sure I can guess correctly. I just judged based on general logical thinking and thought that Huai Mingzhu’s uniform was blue and black, very close to dark blue.The most special thing is that dark blue has three words, one more word than black and white. Don’t look at the difference in this word, it means that dark blue needs more memory cells in Huai Mingzhu’s mind. Women of course have deeper memories of the color of underwear, so Huai Mingzhu subconsciously lets dark blue appear in the topic selection.

Huai Mingzhu didn't understand these intestinal paths. She had a good impression of me, and it was even more admirable. I coughed twice, and was about to fall in the sky when suddenly, a cold and coquettish voice came from behind: Li Zhonghan had a perspective eye, which was specifically looking through women's clothes.

My scalp tingles, and I can tell who is behind me without looking back. The word "door" has a strong curled tongue sound, and because of my coquettishness, it sounds like a doubly singular voice.I suddenly turned around. Three meters away, Li Xiangjun was indeed wearing two braids, pink down jacket, jeans, and white running shoes.

Xiaojun?

I blurted out.

snort.

Xiaojun looked contemptuous, stood straight in the wind with a fierce look on his face.

My heart was so scared that I was pounding and I quickly said: Mingzhu, you go back first.

The panicked Huai Mingzhu smiled awkwardly at Xiaojun, turned around and ran away quickly.

Perhaps I was shocked by Xiaojun's momentum and two sparrow-horned braids. I didn't dare to say a word. I felt so guilty that I walked silently towards the company a kilometer away like a prisoner. Xiaojun followed three or five meters behind me, slowly following me. I didn't dare to look back, and even suspected that Xiaojun would blind me with two sparrow-horned braids.

One kilometer, a full kilometer, Xiaojun silently escorted me back to the company, which reminded me of the scene when I was a child, I didn’t go home directly after school, but ran to the fish pond to play, but was escorted home by my aunt who rushed over.

I don't want to join the company.

Standing not far from the company, I looked back at Xiaojun, because I wanted to let Guo Yongxian establish authority in the company as soon as possible. Only by having prestige can I lead the company, and I can enter the officialdom and enter the political path without worries. If I appear in the company every few days, I will greatly undermine Guo Yongxian's authority, and she will become insignificant, and in the end I will be the one who will suffer.

Xiaojun shook his pigtails and said coldly: Then go home.

Fortunately, Xiaojun didn't have the idea of ​​forcing me to enter the company. As long as I was in her sight, it didn't matter where I was. There must be a reason for her to follow me to the Guotou Building. As for the reason, I could only wait for her to say it out, and I said softly: Brother, don't want to go home either.

Do you have to see the color of other people's underwear with your own eyes before giving up?

Xiaojun stared at me fiercely, very aggressive, her pigtails swaying in the wind, like red tassels on steel guns.

I smiled bitterly and shook my head. It was almost noon. Xiaojun was probably hungry too. My eyes rolled and I planned to eat.

The aspect of this impressed Xiaojun. Food is the most important thing for the people, and eating is the biggest temptation. However, Xiaojun is influenced by Ge Lingling and Qiu Yanwan, who are all day long, and he is no longer very enthusiastic about greasy food.After thinking for a while, I sighed: I am tired from walking and hungry. I want to sit down and eat something and drink some water. It is best to drink a cup of cappuccino coffee and eat a large cup of strawberry Haagen Dass. If there are two more slices of fruit cake, it will be almost done.

Actually, I don’t like to eat the things I said, but I know Xiaojun likes to eat them.I remained silent and waited quietly until Xiaojun took the bait. When she heard what I said, she even sneered: It's so concave, who else can eat Jilian cake, tiramisu, and cheesecakes are delicious.

I was stunned. I couldn't understand what Xiaojun said. What is concave and convex?What is tiramisu?

What does cheesecake look like? I was stunned for a long time before I understood that convex and convex meant out, which means that I was out of place, and I was not angry, and I was still so arrogant on the surface, so I was not ashamed to ask: I have never heard of tiramisu and cheesecake. Can Xiaojun tell me where to eat these cakes?

Why should I tell you?

A hint of color appeared on Xiaojun's oval face. As long as I couldn't answer, she would feel satisfied to defeat me.

I looked up at the sky blankly and murmured to myself: It's Ah, why do you tell me? In fact, there is no Mickey Mouse cake at all.

When Xiaojun heard this, he immediately shouted: It's Tiramisu, not Mickey Mouse, there is something to eat on the top of Baiyue Guang on the opposite side...

I immediately smiled and excitedly, Li Xiangjun couldn't stand it. She said everything, she really wanted to fight with me, she was still very tender, hehe, then changed direction and went to the Baiyue Guang Department Store opposite, but Xiaojun still detained her.

This elegant coffee house on the top floor of Baiyue Guang Department Store not only has excellent coffee, but also good ice cream. I have visited here, but I admit that I am too convex and ignorant. I don’t know that there are some things that girls like to eat the most, such as tiramisu and cheesecake.

When the attentive service girl put two cups of cappuccino coffee, two cups of strawberry Haagen-Dazs ice cream, one tiramisu, one cheesecake, one angel cake, one strawberry tomato salad, and one dried butter bread on the dining table, Xiaojun's eyes changed. She wanted to laugh, but she was embarrassed to laugh. She wanted to eat it, but she was embarrassed to do it. She blushed and swallowed her saliva secretly, for fear that I would find it. She looked elsewhere. Unfortunately, I still found it, but I didn't laugh. I would not let Xiaojun, whose anger was gradually extinguished, become angry again.

So, I sighed with a bitter face: I guess I can't eat so many things. Look at Cao Jiayong, if Zhou Zhinong is nearby, please ask them to come together...

I haven't eaten yet, how can I know I can't eat it?

Xiaojun blew her nose at me. She could no longer bear the torment of appetite. She quickly picked up the spoon and dug a large spoon of Haagen-Dazs and put it into her mouth. While feasting, she muttered: I...I'll eat first, and I can't eat it before I can't eat it.

I held back my smile and said seriously: I can only eat Xiaojun's saliva.

Xiaojun knocked a cup with a spoon and said coldly: I won’t give you a saliva, there are half of the things here.

I asked in surprise: Can you eat it?

Xiaojun said angrily: Don’t underestimate people. At most, I will lose weight tomorrow, and I will eat it all.

As he said, he danced the spoon, knife and fork, and one spoon on the other side tasted, but unexpectedly, the movement was too fast, and the forked cheese was about to fall into his mouth and shaking it. He said it quickly, Xiaojun stretched out his neck and opened his mouth to pick it up, but made a mistake in judgment. The cheese was falling on her small nose. It was so funny and funny that it would be. I squirted and couldn't stop smiling.Xiaojun simply put down the spoon, knife and fork, picked up the cheese with her tender little hands and threw it into her mouth, and giggled as she bit her, and her big eyes instantly turned into crescent shape, which was extremely beautiful and cute, which made me feel excited.

Finally, I made Xiaojun happy, and I was in an extremely good mood. While Xiaojun was happy, I asked the doubts in my heart: How did you know that I was in Guotou Building?

Xiaojun swallowed a small piece of cake and said: I'll go to the hospital to find you. Sister Yan Di said you go back to the company. I'll go to the company. Sister Yongxian said you go to Guotou Building to do business, so I'll go to Guotou Building...

I calculated the time and was slightly surprised: Then have you been waiting for a long time?

Xiaojun stretched out two tender green onion fingers: Two hours is not long.

I was even more surprised: You were standing there in Guotou Building for two hours?

Not bad. When many bosses saw me beautiful, they came to chat with me and gave me a business card. In two hours, I received more than 100 business cards.

Xiaojun picked up the paper and wiped his mouth, took out a lot of business cards from the pocket of the down jacket and put them on the dining table: Look.

When I saw that my eyes were about to fall out. This appeal and attraction were no less than that of a big star. However, I thought about it, my aunt had just killed someone and was still nervous in the morning. What if Xiaojun met someone... Thinking of this, I shuddered, put down the spoon, and asked very seriously: Why don’t you call me?

Xiaojun peeled off a small piece of dry bread and dipped it in yellow butter, put it in her mouth gracefully, and her eyes looked sarcastic: Call you, do you still have the chance to ask about the color of her underwear?

I felt as uncomfortable as if I had eaten a fly. I was really embarrassed and apologized quickly: I was wrong, I just asked, there was no other meaning.

snort.

Xiaojun deliberately did not look at me, looked around, and looked around with a man who was two tables away. The man had a tall nose, big sword eyebrows, and extremely handsome. I was angry. If I had another beautiful girl, I would definitely get angry. However, Li Xiangjun is different from others. She is my sister, my dear sister. I love her more than myself. I also know that Xiaojun and this man are not flirting, but are angry with me.

It's Ah, I should be revenge like this. Who told me to be romantic and who asked me what color of Huai Mingzhu's underwear is? I deserve it.

Looking for me everywhere, something must be wrong.

I asked softly.

Seeing that I was not angry, Xiaojun didn't blame her. A trace of surprise flashed across her big eyes. She seemed to feel that she was too much. She restrained herself and ate the cake in big mouthfuls: Yingying and Xiaolan said...

say what?

I asked.

After swallowing the thing in her mouth, Xiaojun said that she would stay in the villa for a while and asked me to ask if you can?

I laughed silently. Xiaojun just made a decision on such a small matter. When I left Qiao Ruochen, Yang Ying, and Min Xiaolan, it was Xiaojun who made his own decisions. But now I asked about my opinion. It was really funny.I said solemnly: They are your Li Xiangjun's classmates. Li Xiangjun is the owner of Biyun Villa. The land deed certificate is clearly written on the property documents. Li Xiangjun is the owner of Biyun Villa. She will let anyone she wants to live, and she will let anyone she wants to get out of the way...

Xiaojun smiled, her big eyes were more like crescent meniscus: Then I'll tell you to get out.

Um?

I almost got choked and stared at Xiaojun fiercely.

Um?

Xiaojun was not willing to be outdone and stared at me to demonstrate.

I am a big man, how could I be as good as a child? I stared at each other for ten seconds, and I was defeated first, smiling: Li Xiangjun wants me to get out, of course I have to get out, but at least you can wait for me to get my luggage.

Xiaojun refused to give in: OK, when you go back later, get out of here after you get your luggage.

I was so angry that my teeth were itchy. Seeing Xiaojun giggling and wanted to eat strawberries, I felt angry. I reached out and blocked my hand and pretended to be angry: Then stop eating, tell me to get out, and eat the cake I bought again. It's really outrageous.

Seeing this, Xiaojun suddenly stabbed me with a fork: Don’t let go, I will kill you.

I was startled and flicked. Unexpectedly, there was a cake left on Xiaojun's fork. She didn't take it seriously to stab me, but she threw the cake crumbs on my face. When Xiaojun saw it, she burst into laughter. I sighed and grabbed a tissue to wipe the cake off my face. She asked casually: Why do they want to stay? Are you another good Qiao Ruochen?

In fact, my hatred for Qiao Ruochen is gradually disappearing, not because she is beautiful, but because she is very likely to be my sister, a brother, so how can she hate her sister?What's more, her viciousness towards me was bewitched by Li Yan.

Xiaojun said while eating: Ruoruo has already gone home. Sister Lingling is going to open an underwear shop, so she will take Ruoru back to the municipal party committee compound.Yingying and Xiaolan suddenly changed their minds and wanted to stay. They were in a hurry to go home. I told Yingying and Xiaolan that they would live as long as they wanted, but Yingying and Xiaolan insisted that I asked you, saying that only if you agree, they would dare to live.

My mind changed. When I remembered last night, I guess the two little girls were really afraid of me. I felt guilty, so I dared to stay after I agreed. But I couldn’t tell Xiaojun about their relationship. Their relationship was the purest and should not be mixed with stains. I wanted to try my best to maintain their innocence. Thinking of this, I smiled faintly: I am not scary, I don’t need to ask me, Xiaojun’s classmate, you can live as long as you love.

When Xiaojun saw that I agreed to it with pleasure, she ate more happily: I remember that after receiving the call from home, Ruoruo hurriedly left. Strangely, Yingying and Xiaolan also received the call, but they couldn't leave.Alas, I don’t know what they are doing when eating, but I feel it’s weird.

I thought to myself, it was not just weird, the dangers in the world were all at home, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt uncomfortable, and I praised casually: Xiaojun observed carefully, there was something strange about this.

Xiaojun glared at me and asked: Chicken's feet?What chicken feet?

It's not a chicken's feet, it's strange... it's just a strange meaning.

Xiaojun was furious: Since you are the same as weird, you can just say weird. Why do you have to make a chicken foot? It is deliberately showing off your education? In fact, you are just graduating from a high school.

The scolding was very loud, almost spread throughout the coffee house. Diners were already giggling. I was so angry that I used the same trick again and covered Xiaojun's fork with my hands: Stop eating, stop eating, I bought them all.

Don't regret it.

Xiaojun held the fork and sneered.

I also sneered and teased: I regret it, I regret it now that I know there is Mickey Mouse Cake.

snort.

Xiaojun threw away the fork and stood up. I thought she was going to leave, but she walked to the table of the man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, looked at me on purpose, and sat down, and said in a coquettish way: Brother, are you willing to treat me to a cake?

The man smiled and nodded in surprise: He was very willing. As long as you want to eat, he would eat as much as you like, waiter.

He raised his hand to call the waiter and signaled: Give this little girl the best cake.

The waiter respectfully endorsed: Hello, we have a lot of delicious cakes, such as...

Xiaojun interrupted the waiter and pointed at me: I want the same cake on the gentleman's table.

OK, I get it.

The waiter was vigilant and turned around and walked towards me, took a few glances at the dining table, and took notes of the pastries on my table one by one. I felt very uncomfortable, and many diners looked at us like monkeys.What’s hateful is that the man who sat with Xiaojun was actually dedicated to Xiaojun and whispered and joked, making me angry that one Buddha was born and the other Buddhas ascended to heaven, but it was not easy to have anger. I could only smile on my face and waved with a cool look: Xiaojun, come back, come back.

Unexpectedly, Xiaojun turned a blind eye to my waves, but raised his tone and praised the man: Brother, you are so handsome.

The man looked at me and asked with a smile: Are he handsome?

Xiaojun smiled and said: What is he? Compared to you, he is far inferior to you. You are the most handsome and elegant I have ever seen, with a handsome and wise man, a peerless beauty, and a budding beauties...

I was very angry, but I almost laughed out loud with Xiaojun's series of idioms. The man looked embarrassed and hurriedly stopped Xiaojun from saying: Hello, little girl, are you praising me or hurting me?

Xiaojun widened his eyes: Isn’t it right?

The man shook his head and explained: The last sentence, "I'm going to bloom," refers specifically to a girl like you, a girl.

Xiaojun suddenly realized and nodded repeatedly: Then don’t want it, delete the last sentence.

Can you delete it after you say it?

The man was stunned and then said casually: Okay, just delete it if you say it, but the second-to-last sentence, the peerless beauty, also refers to a woman, I am the master.

oops.

Xiaojun blushed and corrected it shyly: I recited it wrongly, I should... be a peerless master.

The man laughed: This is a bit reliable.

Xiaojun was praised and giggled irresponsibly. She was beautiful and refined, and she was all shy. It attracted many people to pay attention to her for a while, but Xiaojun turned a blind eye to her. After laughing, she praised the man with a delicate voice: Sorry, I am low in education and graduated from junior high school. I must not be as good as my brother. You graduated from junior high school.

With a puff, I sprayed out the ice cream in my mouth. Several tables of diners laughed. While I covered my lower abdomen, I shouted: Xiaojun, I am not a senior six, at most senior year, and I was in college for four years. I was talking nonsense about the sixth and seventh year, which made people laugh.

Xiaojun spat at me: Bah, you have poor academic performance and always fail the exam. The teacher will punish you for two or three years. You are the first sixth grade.

Ah Haha.

The whole coffee shop was smiling, and I just realized that Xiaojun was hurting the man.