A heavy rain in the mountains washed the trees in the forest green and lush everywhere, making people feel comfortable from the bottom of their hearts. Of course, Gao Gui, who was going down the mountain at this moment, was even more refreshing. Two identical sisters and Rui Chu, who showed a bit of heroic spirit in their beauty, followed obediently. These three little beauties could make people walk and hit the big tree wherever they went.
Gao Gui was proud and thought to himself that only the handsome young hero like me who was so handsome and handsome would have such a blessing.
Alas, this person is sometimes too good to be too good, so try to be as low-key as possible in the future
Use nunsack quickly, hum, haha, lustful people must remember that they are invincible in skin. Who is grabbing Mimi and using nunsack quickly, hum, haha, hurry up, hum, hahaha...
Sister, what is Mr. Gui singing? It seems like a monk chanting a scripture
Da Shuang'er said in surprise
Xiao Shuang'er praised: Not bad, if the monk recites scriptures, if it sounds so nice to Mr. Gui, I will be a monk.
Ruichu walked behind the Shuang'er sisters. Because she was injured, she didn't say much. When Xiao Shuang'er said she wanted to be a monk, she couldn't help but say: At most, you are going to be a nun. How can you be a monk?
The three girls are about the same age, and they soon got into a speculative conversation and had a hot fight
While speaking, the four of them had already walked to the foot of the mountain, but they saw the clear sky and the dust was clear. Gao Gui recalled the scene of walking in the heavy rain last night. The haunted house sheltered from the rain. It was really different, and it was completely different.
I wanted to take the carriage, but I couldn't find it. I thought it was raining heavily, so the horse pulled the carriage away by himself.
Rui Chu felt very distressed, Gao Gui didn't care and said with a smile: But a carriage is not worth much. Let's buy another big and comfortable one.
Then I thought, I only bought one, and I don’t want it if I have too many. At that time, I will have a surplus of men and three women. I will be hugging left and right. At night, I will tell a story about ghost shoes. The three girls will burrow into my master’s arms together. If you want to be more satisfied, you will be as happy as you can. Haha...
After traveling for several miles, I came to a market. This market was simple and had no taverns and inns. I had to find a noodle shop and go in to play first-class food.
After Gao Gui sat down, Shuang'er and Ruichu stood aside and waited, refusing to sit down.
Gao Gui knew that they wanted to keep the master and servant seriously, so he smiled and said: What are you doing? Sit down and eat together.
Xiao Shuang'er said: No, how can we have dinner with our husband? It's so unruly
Gao Guidao: No matter what rules he is not in a good manner, I say ok, just wait until I finish eating, you will eat more time.
Xiao Shuang'er said: As soon as my husband finished eating, we will leave and I will buy some steamed buns. Just walk and eat at the same time, and it will not be delayed.
Gao Gui looked at Ruichu with his eyes. Ruichu knew that the master was easy-going and wanted to sit down. But he was embarrassed in front of the two twin sisters. He shook his head gently. Gao Gui smiled and said: I have a weird temper. If you eat alone, your stomach will definitely cause trouble. If no one will accompany you to eat together, your stomach will hurt later.
Rui Chu saw him talking interestingly, and smiled Yanran and was about to persuade the two sisters to sit down, but Da Shuang'er said first: Since my husband wants us to be polite, then we will be embarrassed.
Pulling a bench and sitting at the table with a big thorn
Gao Gui smiled at Da Shuang'er and said: Needless to say, you must be Da Shuang'er!
I only had a few chopsticks in a bowl of noodles, but I saw three Tibetan lamas walking into the store and sitting down the street. They said in a stack of yells: Come on the noodles! Come on the noodles!
Gao Gui's heart moved. These lamas didn't know whether to go to Wutai Mountain. At this time, a lama glanced at the two Shuang'er who were exactly the same, pretty and beautiful, and was stunned. Then he saw the pearl in their necks, hitting their companions with their left elbow, and sniffed to show their mouths.
When the other two saw each other, they were immediately full of joy and looked at the beads without looking at them.
Gao Gui knew that they were trying to make Mingzhu, and he couldn't help but feel funny. These people really didn't know how to die. They dared to pull their teeth from the mouths of the three tigresses, and ignored them. They just ate noodles. There were many people here. These three greedy lamas did not dare to come and go to the robbery openly. Sure enough, until everyone finished eating together, they didn't move.
Gao Gui took out a piece of silver and asked a shop in the noodle shop to hire a big cart. Soon, the coachman came. Gao Gui led the three girls away and walked outside. He saw two mules carrying a cart. Gao Gui was stunned and said: Is there no cart?
Da Shuang'er smiled and said: Do you think this is Beijing City? Where do so many horses come from among the people?
Xiao Shuang'er hurriedly said: Sister, why did you talk to your husband?
Da Shuang'er was stunned, stuck out her tongue, and whispered: I won't dare next time
Xiao Shuang'er glared at her sister and said softly: Husband, my sister doesn't understand the rules, don't be surprised
Gao Gui laughed and said: Xiao Shuang'er, although we are actually called masters and servants, I don't plan to ask you to be maids. We are about the same age. If you are traveling far away, you don't have to pay attention to those rules. Isn't it good to be happy together?
Rui Chu also said: It's Ah, Big Shuanger, Xiao Shuanger, Xiao Bao is very easy-going. If you are too restrictive, it will be no fun along the way.
Gao Guida agreed and nodded: Not bad, we four, young heroes and three little girls who are as beautiful as flowers, and we will travel together to the world, eat delicious food and drink spicy food, divide gold and silver into big scales, eat wine and meat in big bowls, and have fun like a god!
Da Shuang'er chuckled and said: Mr., you are the bandits who are the king of the mountain.
Gao Gui smiled and got on the mule cart first. After they came up, he called the coachman to open the way.
As soon as I got on the bus, Da Shuang'er said: My husband, I was in the noodle shop just now, and three people seemed to have bad intentions. I wonder if they would come with me.
Gao Gui said: Did you see it?
Big Shuang'er nodded
Da Shuang'er is good at underwater kung fu, but his martial arts are far behind, but he is very elves. Although Xiao Shuang'er and Rui Chu have high martial arts skills, they rarely come out after all, they don't have much knowledge. The world is dangerous, but they don't know.
Gao Gui smiled and said: I think they will definitely chase after him
Da Shuang'er was dissatisfied and said: It's not necessarily true that there are four of us, but there are only three of them. Do they have the courage?
Gao Gui's eyes rolled and said: Let's make a bet. If they chase after you, you will lose. If you lose, you will have to let me kiss you.
The three women's faces all turned red, and Da Shuang'er raised her chest and said: If they didn't chase after him, what would you lose?
Gao Gui smiled and said: If I lose, let you kiss me!
Ruichu and Xiao Shuang'er covered their mouths and laughed. Only he could think of this kind of deal that would not lose money.
Da Shuang'er blushed and said: If you can't succeed, you will take advantage of your winning or losing, it's unfair.
While talking, he ran out for several miles without realizing it. He could only hear the sound of horse hooves behind the car. Gao Gui turned back. When he saw the three lamas chasing him, he shouted happily: Haha, they are chasing him, I won, Da Shuang'er, you are not allowed to cheat
The three lamas were getting closer and shouting: Stop, stop!
How can mule carts run past their horses? The carriageman pulls the mule
The lamas rushed forward and stopped the car and said: A few dolls in the car, come out!
Gao Gui smiled and said: Masters, are you here to follow me? Are you looking at the young master and hero, Shenwuwei, and are you rushing to worship me as your godfather?
A lama was furious and said: The little baby is looking for death!
Stepping forward, a big hand reached over. Just as I got closer, I saw the yellow shadow flashing. The lama flew up, jumped into the air, and spit out backwards.
Seeing that his posture was beautiful, Gao Gui said he would jump as soon as he said, but he was much better than his half-tuned light skills, and praised loudly: Good Kung Fu!
Immediately, he saw his body falling down again, but with a wave sound, a fat head rushed into the mud, sinking into his chest, and dancing with his feet
Gao Gui was both surprised and happy. I wonder what kind of kung fu this lama showed. Is it like the weird shifts of the universe that the Persian Ming Cult in the Legend of the Condor Heroes attacked with his butt?
The other two lamas screamed, grabbed him and pulled him out of the mud.
The lama's face was covered in wet mud, and she was in a very embarrassing state. Fortunately, the heavy rain last night made a piece of soft mud on the roadside. This lama was not injured
Gao Gui jumped out of the car. Ruichu was injured and had not recovered yet. Da Shuang'er took care of him in the car. Xiao Shuang'er stood in front of Gao Gui and said: Husband, you should be in the car.
Gao Gui smiled and said: Maybe, maybe, I think you teach these guys who are full of lard in their minds.
Xiao Shuang'er nodded, and saw the three lamas pulling out steel knives from their waists and pounced on them fiercely.
Xiao Shuang'er's body moved quickly, turned around and moved, took the whip from the coachman's hand, threw it out, and curled it with a word, the steel knife in the lama's hand, the whip retracted, caught the knife with his left hand, and threw the whip with his right hand. Within a roll, he also grabbed the steel knife in the second lama's hand.
The third lama screamed: Ah!
Stop for a while
Xiao Shuang'er's whip was thrown out again, but this time it wrapped around his head and neck, and pulled him to the front of the car, and took the steel knife from his hand.
The lama's throat was strangled by a whip, his eyes turned pale, his tongue stretched out, his face was immediately covered with blood.
The remaining two lamas attacked Xiao Shuang'er from left to right, intending to save their companions.
Xiao Shuang'er jumped up, stood on the shaft of the left foot, kicked the right foot, and the acupoints on the head of the two lamas were immediately fainted on the ground
She waved her hand and let go of the whip. The lama had been suffocating for a long time and fainted immediately
Che Zhongruichu was surprised and praised: Da Shuang'er, your sister is so amazing!
Da Shuang'er smiled and said: Her martial arts skills are much better than mine, but there are more fun things. Sister Ruichu, do you want to take a look?
Rui Chu said: What is it?
Da Shuang'er pointed at Gao Gui who was smug beside Xiao Shuang'er and said: Look, my sister will definitely speak to her husband in a while.
Rui Chu widened her eyes and said: How is this possible?
Da Shuang'er smiled and said: If you don't believe me, just wait and see.
Gao Gui was proud and thought to himself that only the handsome young hero like me who was so handsome and handsome would have such a blessing.
Alas, this person is sometimes too good to be too good, so try to be as low-key as possible in the future
Use nunsack quickly, hum, haha, lustful people must remember that they are invincible in skin. Who is grabbing Mimi and using nunsack quickly, hum, haha, hurry up, hum, hahaha...
Sister, what is Mr. Gui singing? It seems like a monk chanting a scripture
Da Shuang'er said in surprise
Xiao Shuang'er praised: Not bad, if the monk recites scriptures, if it sounds so nice to Mr. Gui, I will be a monk.
Ruichu walked behind the Shuang'er sisters. Because she was injured, she didn't say much. When Xiao Shuang'er said she wanted to be a monk, she couldn't help but say: At most, you are going to be a nun. How can you be a monk?
The three girls are about the same age, and they soon got into a speculative conversation and had a hot fight
While speaking, the four of them had already walked to the foot of the mountain, but they saw the clear sky and the dust was clear. Gao Gui recalled the scene of walking in the heavy rain last night. The haunted house sheltered from the rain. It was really different, and it was completely different.
I wanted to take the carriage, but I couldn't find it. I thought it was raining heavily, so the horse pulled the carriage away by himself.
Rui Chu felt very distressed, Gao Gui didn't care and said with a smile: But a carriage is not worth much. Let's buy another big and comfortable one.
Then I thought, I only bought one, and I don’t want it if I have too many. At that time, I will have a surplus of men and three women. I will be hugging left and right. At night, I will tell a story about ghost shoes. The three girls will burrow into my master’s arms together. If you want to be more satisfied, you will be as happy as you can. Haha...
After traveling for several miles, I came to a market. This market was simple and had no taverns and inns. I had to find a noodle shop and go in to play first-class food.
After Gao Gui sat down, Shuang'er and Ruichu stood aside and waited, refusing to sit down.
Gao Gui knew that they wanted to keep the master and servant seriously, so he smiled and said: What are you doing? Sit down and eat together.
Xiao Shuang'er said: No, how can we have dinner with our husband? It's so unruly
Gao Guidao: No matter what rules he is not in a good manner, I say ok, just wait until I finish eating, you will eat more time.
Xiao Shuang'er said: As soon as my husband finished eating, we will leave and I will buy some steamed buns. Just walk and eat at the same time, and it will not be delayed.
Gao Gui looked at Ruichu with his eyes. Ruichu knew that the master was easy-going and wanted to sit down. But he was embarrassed in front of the two twin sisters. He shook his head gently. Gao Gui smiled and said: I have a weird temper. If you eat alone, your stomach will definitely cause trouble. If no one will accompany you to eat together, your stomach will hurt later.
Rui Chu saw him talking interestingly, and smiled Yanran and was about to persuade the two sisters to sit down, but Da Shuang'er said first: Since my husband wants us to be polite, then we will be embarrassed.
Pulling a bench and sitting at the table with a big thorn
Gao Gui smiled at Da Shuang'er and said: Needless to say, you must be Da Shuang'er!
I only had a few chopsticks in a bowl of noodles, but I saw three Tibetan lamas walking into the store and sitting down the street. They said in a stack of yells: Come on the noodles! Come on the noodles!
Gao Gui's heart moved. These lamas didn't know whether to go to Wutai Mountain. At this time, a lama glanced at the two Shuang'er who were exactly the same, pretty and beautiful, and was stunned. Then he saw the pearl in their necks, hitting their companions with their left elbow, and sniffed to show their mouths.
When the other two saw each other, they were immediately full of joy and looked at the beads without looking at them.
Gao Gui knew that they were trying to make Mingzhu, and he couldn't help but feel funny. These people really didn't know how to die. They dared to pull their teeth from the mouths of the three tigresses, and ignored them. They just ate noodles. There were many people here. These three greedy lamas did not dare to come and go to the robbery openly. Sure enough, until everyone finished eating together, they didn't move.
Gao Gui took out a piece of silver and asked a shop in the noodle shop to hire a big cart. Soon, the coachman came. Gao Gui led the three girls away and walked outside. He saw two mules carrying a cart. Gao Gui was stunned and said: Is there no cart?
Da Shuang'er smiled and said: Do you think this is Beijing City? Where do so many horses come from among the people?
Xiao Shuang'er hurriedly said: Sister, why did you talk to your husband?
Da Shuang'er was stunned, stuck out her tongue, and whispered: I won't dare next time
Xiao Shuang'er glared at her sister and said softly: Husband, my sister doesn't understand the rules, don't be surprised
Gao Gui laughed and said: Xiao Shuang'er, although we are actually called masters and servants, I don't plan to ask you to be maids. We are about the same age. If you are traveling far away, you don't have to pay attention to those rules. Isn't it good to be happy together?
Rui Chu also said: It's Ah, Big Shuanger, Xiao Shuanger, Xiao Bao is very easy-going. If you are too restrictive, it will be no fun along the way.
Gao Guida agreed and nodded: Not bad, we four, young heroes and three little girls who are as beautiful as flowers, and we will travel together to the world, eat delicious food and drink spicy food, divide gold and silver into big scales, eat wine and meat in big bowls, and have fun like a god!
Da Shuang'er chuckled and said: Mr., you are the bandits who are the king of the mountain.
Gao Gui smiled and got on the mule cart first. After they came up, he called the coachman to open the way.
As soon as I got on the bus, Da Shuang'er said: My husband, I was in the noodle shop just now, and three people seemed to have bad intentions. I wonder if they would come with me.
Gao Gui said: Did you see it?
Big Shuang'er nodded
Da Shuang'er is good at underwater kung fu, but his martial arts are far behind, but he is very elves. Although Xiao Shuang'er and Rui Chu have high martial arts skills, they rarely come out after all, they don't have much knowledge. The world is dangerous, but they don't know.
Gao Gui smiled and said: I think they will definitely chase after him
Da Shuang'er was dissatisfied and said: It's not necessarily true that there are four of us, but there are only three of them. Do they have the courage?
Gao Gui's eyes rolled and said: Let's make a bet. If they chase after you, you will lose. If you lose, you will have to let me kiss you.
The three women's faces all turned red, and Da Shuang'er raised her chest and said: If they didn't chase after him, what would you lose?
Gao Gui smiled and said: If I lose, let you kiss me!
Ruichu and Xiao Shuang'er covered their mouths and laughed. Only he could think of this kind of deal that would not lose money.
Da Shuang'er blushed and said: If you can't succeed, you will take advantage of your winning or losing, it's unfair.
While talking, he ran out for several miles without realizing it. He could only hear the sound of horse hooves behind the car. Gao Gui turned back. When he saw the three lamas chasing him, he shouted happily: Haha, they are chasing him, I won, Da Shuang'er, you are not allowed to cheat
The three lamas were getting closer and shouting: Stop, stop!
How can mule carts run past their horses? The carriageman pulls the mule
The lamas rushed forward and stopped the car and said: A few dolls in the car, come out!
Gao Gui smiled and said: Masters, are you here to follow me? Are you looking at the young master and hero, Shenwuwei, and are you rushing to worship me as your godfather?
A lama was furious and said: The little baby is looking for death!
Stepping forward, a big hand reached over. Just as I got closer, I saw the yellow shadow flashing. The lama flew up, jumped into the air, and spit out backwards.
Seeing that his posture was beautiful, Gao Gui said he would jump as soon as he said, but he was much better than his half-tuned light skills, and praised loudly: Good Kung Fu!
Immediately, he saw his body falling down again, but with a wave sound, a fat head rushed into the mud, sinking into his chest, and dancing with his feet
Gao Gui was both surprised and happy. I wonder what kind of kung fu this lama showed. Is it like the weird shifts of the universe that the Persian Ming Cult in the Legend of the Condor Heroes attacked with his butt?
The other two lamas screamed, grabbed him and pulled him out of the mud.
The lama's face was covered in wet mud, and she was in a very embarrassing state. Fortunately, the heavy rain last night made a piece of soft mud on the roadside. This lama was not injured
Gao Gui jumped out of the car. Ruichu was injured and had not recovered yet. Da Shuang'er took care of him in the car. Xiao Shuang'er stood in front of Gao Gui and said: Husband, you should be in the car.
Gao Gui smiled and said: Maybe, maybe, I think you teach these guys who are full of lard in their minds.
Xiao Shuang'er nodded, and saw the three lamas pulling out steel knives from their waists and pounced on them fiercely.
Xiao Shuang'er's body moved quickly, turned around and moved, took the whip from the coachman's hand, threw it out, and curled it with a word, the steel knife in the lama's hand, the whip retracted, caught the knife with his left hand, and threw the whip with his right hand. Within a roll, he also grabbed the steel knife in the second lama's hand.
The third lama screamed: Ah!
Stop for a while
Xiao Shuang'er's whip was thrown out again, but this time it wrapped around his head and neck, and pulled him to the front of the car, and took the steel knife from his hand.
The lama's throat was strangled by a whip, his eyes turned pale, his tongue stretched out, his face was immediately covered with blood.
The remaining two lamas attacked Xiao Shuang'er from left to right, intending to save their companions.
Xiao Shuang'er jumped up, stood on the shaft of the left foot, kicked the right foot, and the acupoints on the head of the two lamas were immediately fainted on the ground
She waved her hand and let go of the whip. The lama had been suffocating for a long time and fainted immediately
Che Zhongruichu was surprised and praised: Da Shuang'er, your sister is so amazing!
Da Shuang'er smiled and said: Her martial arts skills are much better than mine, but there are more fun things. Sister Ruichu, do you want to take a look?
Rui Chu said: What is it?
Da Shuang'er pointed at Gao Gui who was smug beside Xiao Shuang'er and said: Look, my sister will definitely speak to her husband in a while.
Rui Chu widened her eyes and said: How is this possible?
Da Shuang'er smiled and said: If you don't believe me, just wait and see.