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Chapter 5

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The next day, Wu Song indeed moved his luggage to his brother and sister-in-law's house. Pan Jinlian cleaned the room where the wheat noodles were originally piled up. When Wu Song helped make the bed, he hummed a song: Our life is full of sunshine... After the bed was finished, he went out to buy a new pillowcase with a pair of mandarin ducks embroidered on it.

Wu Song is a kind person who is grateful. He went out to buy a six-bottle piece of Heqing Daqu, a snow leopard brand women's leather coat, and brought it home as a gift to brother and sister-in-law. Pan Jinlian saw the fur coat and couldn't put it down. She liked it so much that she jumped up and kissed Wu Song on the cheek. She looked at Wu Dalang, who was also happy next to her, and held back the surging emotions in her chest, saying like nothing happened: I'm afraid this leather coat will cost thousands of pieces. Wu Song curled his lips and said: It's OK. Pan Jinlian glanced at Wu Song and said in a frivolous tone: Uncle is so generous, I really don't know how many girls in the world like it! Wu Dalang expressed his different opinions: This is a bad thing. My Erlang is not familiar with the wind and moon. Now he hasn't even said a wife yet. Pan Jinlian snatched white:Go, I talk to my uncle, what does it have to do with you? Why don’t you go and sell pancakes! As she said that, she pushed her husband out of the door and Wu Dalang stepped back step by step and went out to take care of his pancake business.

Wu Dalang went out before his feet, and Pan Jinlian used words to tease Wu Song: I heard that a few days after my uncle came back, he fell in love with an actress from the city's singing and dance troupe. Is this what? Wu Song was stunned for a moment and replied: Sister-in-law, don't listen to those gossips, nothing happens. Pan Jinlian said: There are even more ugly gossips. Someone saw that his uncle often ran into the hair salon and asked a escort lady for massage... When Wu Song heard this, he was furious and asked: Who said that? This ruined my reputation of Wu Song! Pan Jinlian smiled: Why do you do if you are so angry? People are not afraid of being distorted, so why bother to your heart? But, according to what I said, it is an era now, and there is no need to be so conservative. Pan Jinlian walked over and pinched Wu Song's shoulder:The weather is cold, and my uncle is dressed so thin, so he is not afraid of frost. Alas, a man of seven feet tall, and he doesn't have a good woman to take care of him. He will never do it.

Seeing that his sister-in-law was showing more and more frivolous appearance, Wu Song couldn't help but feel a little scared. It's not because of other things. Sister-in-law Pan Jinlian is a beauty who is loved by everyone, especially her charming smile, which is really attractive! Wu Song was worried that once he became impulsive and could not control himself, he would do something ugly. In that case, he would be too sorry for his brother. Thinking of this, Wu Song stood up and pulled a little reason, and wanted to walk out of the outside. Pan Jinlian came up to pull him, but he couldn't hold it. Wu Song walked quickly like the wind and rushed out the door.

Let’s stop talking, and before I knew it, more than a month passed, and the Spring Festival was about to come. From the 24th day of the twelfth lunar month, Wu Dalang no longer set up a stall to sell cakes, but focused on organizing New Year’s goods and preparing for a happy New Year’s Eve. They finished the New Year’s Eve early and sat together to watch CCTV’s Spring Festival Art Gala. Next, from the first day of the first lunar month to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, CCTV broadcast the TV series "Water Margin". When they saw the tenth episode, Wu Song beat the tiger in the play. Pan Jinlian was happy and slapped her in the face and exclaimed: Hey, come and see, the man on the TV stole the uncle’s name, also called Wu Song! Wu Dalang was picking his teeth with a toothpick. After hearing Pan Jinlian’s strange scream, he said disdainfully: You are such a woman. The story of Wu Song fighting the tiger has been there since ancient times. People stole Erlang’s name!

Pan Jinlian blushed with words. She didn't want to show that she had no knowledge in front of Wu Song, but as soon as she spoke, she could never take it back like the water splashed out.

"Water Margin" continues to play. Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian appear in the play in turn. This time, Pan Jinlian is no longer so surprised. She just thinks it's fun. Her name is also on TV! There is also the name of her husband Wu Dalang, who is also watching on TV. Pan Jinlian gets angry and mutters: It's the bastard screenwriter who writes my husband as a short dwarf, who is completely a fool. My husband is not that ugly guy?

After Pan Jinlian reminded him, Wu Dalang woke up: Yes, I was cheering just now. Isn’t they infringing on human rights? I have to sue CCTV! Pan Jinlian said: Let’s sue them for lawsuits. CCTV has money, so I can fight them for a good deal. Wu Dalang is not very good at fighting lawsuits. He turned around and asked Wu Song: Should I sue them for infringing on portrait rights or for infringing on name rights? Wu Song smiled: This is an art work, and exaggeration is allowed, but I am afraid that it will not be sued. Wu Dalang was stunned and said stuttered: If you allow exaggeration, you cannot be boundlessly exaggerated. Pan Jinlian said: This exaggeration is too mysterious. I, Pan Jinlian, is not that bad. I colluded with the adulterer to murder my husband... Why should that damn screenwriter insult my reputation?

Wu Song shook his head and said: It's a work of art, so you must not take it as real, just like watching monkeys on the street during festivals, and smiled. Even though that's it, Pan Jinlian couldn't be happy. She pouted her lips and swore to never watch TV again. She snuggled up to a corner of the sofa, hugged a pile of wool, and focused on knitting sweaters. Wu Dalang was a man, and his abilities were bigger than Pan Jinlian. Besides, he didn't sell pancakes during the Spring Festival, and he was idle, so why not watch TV? Therefore, every night, he still waited by the TV early, sometimes he frowned, sometimes beat his chest and stamped his feet, and sometimes laughed... In ordinary people's days, joy, anger, sorrow and happiness quickly changed.