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Chapter 2 The Witch

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Yes! Ah Po said very well, but I also want to eliminate violence and protect the good. What should I do?

I’ll give you a pair of copper body and iron bones! I’ll ensure that you can’t cut the knife and burn it through the fire... It’s okay, it’s a benefit anyway! If you can, take it!

OK! Just follow Ah Po!

Seeing that I was so obedient, the old woman smiled brightly, walked in front of me, and huh, thrusting her hands on me hundreds of times in less than a second, and finally pressed her single finger on my forehead. I felt a clear spring spread through my fingertips to countless points on my body.

Okay! I've given you a brass body and iron bones. What's your last wish?

The old woman used a hundred palms in the second just now, and it made me dizzy in my brain. After listening to her question, I slapped my head with my hand, pretending to be clear, but in fact, it was just to put forward the last wish in a tactful way.

Ask me what my last wish is, it’s so simple. It’s all for men and there are a lot of beauties!

Everyone loves me so stupidly, living for me and dying for me. A bunch of beauties still have to be called by my sisters, and they are as close as a family to me. But with such a direct and frank request, the old woman probably won't stop after hearing this. The two wishes she had fulfilled for me before might have to be taken back.

So I have to consider the expression of this wish. Of course, this wish must be mentioned. Who said that I am the most normal man?

Ah Mom! I am almost twenty, but I still... I don't have a girlfriend... I'm making me pretend to be shy, hey!

Helpless Ah!

I am so thick-skinned, I may have forgotten the feeling of shyness since kindergarten. However, in order to win the old woman's favor, I can only disgust myself for a while

Haha! Ah Pooh understands, just give you a charming look. Hehe! Charming look, it sounds like a lewd thing, I like it

However! You must remember that after having charming eyes, you can only use them on the women you like, and do not act randomly. If you let me know that if you use these charming eyes and play with women at will, Ah Mom will strip you alive.

Just as I was laughing lustfully in my heart, the dead old woman poured her over a basin of cold water.

Helplessly, I will be favored by others, and I will be told a few words!

I replied with a smile

Kid, remember the teachings of Ah Mother, Ah Mother! Just kid, I don’t know how to use this charming eye?

You will know this in the future, so now you can press it!

The old woman waved her hand at me, and I felt my eyes itchy. From now on, I lost any unnatural feelings. Thinking about it in my heart, is that okay?

All three wishes of Ah, Ah, have done all your wishes for you. Ah, still have to go back to the mountain to practice, so say goodbye. Remember to do more good deeds and think more about the people of heaven... The old woman's voice was still ringing in her ears, but she was already flying in the night sky, getting higher and higher, until it became a black dot in the air, and in the end there was no black dot.

I shook my hand that was waving into the air. Alas, I was so tired after waving for so long!

Before the old woman left, I had to pretend to be a polite boy, which made my lazy hands almost cramped.

One meter eighty-year-old, copper body and iron bones, plus a charming eye, brother, I sent it

I smiled proudly, I smiled proudly... I climbed over the school wall, pride into the dormitory, and fell asleep proudly

Of course, I won’t bother with the dead dog to trick me into Miss Ban Qianjin for the time being, after all, I’ll make a lot of money tonight.

However, before going to bed, he looked at the dead dog's bed, his head covered, and his body trembled when I entered the dormitory. I knew in my heart that he was waiting for me to come back, because he knew how unrighteous it was to push me into the tiger's mouth tonight.

But now, I'm not happy yet?

This is a small holiday. When I get angry in the future, let’s calculate with him!

After studying for more than ten years, life in higher vocational schools is the most comfortable. When I was in elementary school, I didn’t know anything. I just wanted to say whatever the teacher said.

When I was in middle school, I felt a little free, but I had caused some trouble in society. Teachers and parents will teach you together.

In high school, I was in love and love, and what kind of college entrance examinations are there to stick together, talk about love and say love. As long as parents know about this, then going home is almost like a moral class. Sometimes when I get angry, I go to the middle of the night, and burn a fire stick to serve me as a midnight snack.

Going to a higher vocational school!

We are also considered the last-rate figure among college students. The teacher gives us more rights and greater freedom of movement.

Just say it's morning. Even the morning exercises that I have developed for more than ten years are exempted, and I have also fallen in love. I read a newspaper a few days ago and said that I would go to college students and children, but the school will not be expelled. This is issued by the Ministry of Education. Our college students really have the Sword of Shangfang

Although there is no morning exercise in the morning, I still have to be filial to my stomach. Besides, there are many things in the dormitory of these six people.

Mouse (Zhang Hao) is singing my enthusiasm, like a fire... It is probably caused by excessive androgen secretion.

Nobita (Li Gui) is playing the silly sound like a drum sounding with a mouse, dong dong

Lanlan (Xu Qianjun) was washing clothes, and she could do it even better than the newly married young wife.

The dead dog (Gao Ge) muttered something in his mouth, glanced at me a few times, and saw me looking at him, he was lying down violently and pretending to be dead pig

The man (Qian Zhuangzhi) was practicing the puller, shouting loudly, practicing and shouting outside the window

I listened to the noise in the dormitory, turned over, wanted to cover my ears with a quilt, and calmed down for a while, but I thought I could hear it more intimately

Alas! I got up, glanced in the house, and happened to see Lanlan and Lanlan, and looked at me.

Azhi (Zhou Zhi)! Do you seem to have grown taller? Lanlan looked at me with one left and one right

How could it be? I haven't seen each other for a day, it's impossible. I was secretly proud, of course I have to keep it on my lips and face.

Oh! The little bean sprouts have grown into big cucumbers, and this is ripe too fast! The mouse stopped singing and lay on the head of my bed, his eyes turning on me

Alas! You guys are not lying to me together! I can’t grow taller overnight!

I pretended to listen to them, and believed it a little, so I jumped out of the bed and showed them my 1.85-meter-high light.

Mom! Is this our Azhi? Master Ah!

Miracle! Miracle!

Who has Ah on CCTV's Science and Discovery Column Group? I want to provide clues

I'm not dreaming! Hit me, hit me...

Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!

Oh, it's really a hit! ...Noisy, amazing, and dog biting, making noise in the dormitory

I looked at myself in the mirror with a silly look on my face and said excitedly.

Ah! Is there any problem with the mirror? Ah! Did the sun come out from the west today? Ah! God isn't playing April Fool's Day games with me! Ah! Now that I'm dead, I'm in peace