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Chapter 86 Your grass carp is so attractive

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You Keqin just arrived at the station and waited for the bus when her phone rang

She took it out and saw that it was a landline from Houdao, so she turned on and picked it up.

Hello, is there anything wrong?

Hello, Keqin, I am Lili Di Lili said with a smile on the other side of the phone

Beautiful girl, is there anything wrong? You Keqin also asked with a smile when she heard it was Di Lili's voice

Since they had such a relationship, they have been unexpectedly close to each other. When making phone calls, they often laugh first and then talk, which sometimes makes the island a little jealous.

It's nothing, where are you now?

Waiting for the car? What's wrong? Is there anything wrong?

Have you made arrangements this afternoon?

Arrangements? It's five o'clock now, what arrangements do I have? I want to go back to school, have supper, wash clothes, and go to the library to read books. You Keqin was very surprised to see Di Lili suddenly ask her about these trivial matters, but because of her extraordinary relationship, she told her those without any concealment

Oh, there is nothing important, don’t leave, come back!

Is there anything wrong? I have arrived at the station! The car is coming! When You Keqin was calling, she saw the bus she was waiting for, and said on the phone, I want to get in!

Don't, come back! I have something important to you!

Ah? What's the matter? Tell me! You Keqin was shocked and said, because she hadn't heard anything important when she came out just now, so she said on the phone!

I can't explain it clearly on the phone, come back soon after the interview. The fake cheating is ready to entertain you! Di Lili hung up the phone after saying that.

You Keqin saw a busy sound on her phone, so she hung up her phone and was about to get on the bus, but when she turned around, she found that the bus had started.

She waved to the bus, but the bus still left quickly

There is no way, the bus starts and keeps stopping, wait until the bus is off!

Forget it, how long will it take to wait for the next car? Since Di Lili asked her to go back and said that there is something wrong with going back, then go back!

You Keqin thought for a while, then walked out of the station sign and headed towards the community where Houdao lived.

She thought to herself, she had been crazy with them for a while, why did they call her again? What's wrong? Hi, no matter what he has, go and see it first, there is nothing else important anyway.

Keqin! As soon as he walked to the entrance of the community, You Keqin met Houdao

Houdao was shouting to say hello to her from a distance

Fake cheating!?What are you doing? When you saw Hou Dao suddenly appear, You Keqin felt a little surprised and a little surprised, because although she had that relationship with him, there were too few opportunities to be with him alone, and their emotions were not fully communicated.

Haha, come to pick you up. Houdao immediately smiled and flattered. I miss you, come to pick you up.

Go, don't do this with me! To be honest, what are you doing? You Keqin immediately walked to him, grabbed his hand and said

What are you doing? Lili said you like boiled fish, so I asked me to buy a big grass carp!

I'm stupid. If you want to eat boiled fish, just find a restaurant. Why bother to make it yourself? You Keqin looked at him incredibly

As a man, he should ride a horse to conquer the world

However, the man from Houdao is proficient in cooking. He used to be a woman to do the job, and he did a good job.

Haha, you don’t know about this. I have eaten boiled fish from many restaurants. It’s either inadequate or inadequate spicy food. It’s not cheap. Don’t look at almost every restaurant that has the signature of boiled fish, but it may be only one that really suits your taste. Instead of troublesome searching for that one, it’s better to make it yourself. After all, you know your taste best! Seeing You Keqin’s incredible look, Hou Dao explained to her with a smile.

That's right, Lili has something to tell me. When You Keqin saw Hou Dao talking about food like a woman, she quickly changed the topic.

How could I know that it was the secret between her and you! Hou Dao stared at her and smiled with his eyes

Seeing him staring at her like this, You Keqin's face turned red when she remembered the naked hugs with Di Lili. Although he was familiar with every inch of her skin, she still felt very shy when she thought of those things.

What's wrong, I'm shy. When Hou Dao saw her blushing, he teased her and said

No!

Time is no longer dry, I have to go to the vegetable market to pick fish right away. Just say what you like to eat, I want the best food for you. Houdao patted her on the shoulder and said

I like eating you the most, do you give it to me? She replied, "You are very proud, but can you do it?" I like eating you, do you give it to me? Do you give it to me?"

Haha, you are a little lady, okay? This is in the yard of the community, not in the boudoir! Tell me, I'm leaving. When Hou Dao saw her making such a joke publicly, he reminded her with a bit of seriousness.

OK, let's not talk about it, I'll go buy vegetables with you

Go shopping with me,

Um!

Well, please Hou Dao thought about it and made a funny gesture of asking for help.

You Keqin took his hand to his waist, hugged his waist like a couple, snuggled in his arms, and went to the vegetable market near the community with him.

Seeing this, he couldn't refuse, so he had to put her waist and slowly walk towards the vegetable market.

When he arrived at the entrance of the vegetable market, he said to her: Let go of your hands!

What's the matter,

I often come here to buy vegetables, and many people in the market know me, and we don’t have a good impact on me like this!

What is the bad influence? They don’t know your name or your profession. What’s wrong with us holding each other like this? They thought we were lovers. You Keqin said with her mouth raised, with a slight dissatisfaction in her tone.

Sister, let me go and protect my image. I used to be able to hold onto my face. When I came to buy vegetables with Lili, I often hug you. If Ling Tian hugged you, what would others look at me? He looked at her with a bit of begging eyes.

Humph! You Keqin bulged her eyes and took her hands off his waist with a little dissatisfaction. What's so great! Hou Dao looked at her and smiled, and walked into the vegetable market. Although You Keqin was not satisfied, she followed him far behind.

What do you want to order when buying vegetables? When Houdao passed by one vegetable stall after another, the stall owner seemed to meet an old customer and greeted him enthusiastically

Hou Dao didn't say anything, nodded with a smile, and then walked forward

When he walked to the fish tank, Houdao stopped, looked at the big apple in the tank, and said to You Keqin behind him: Which one should I buy?

You can do it!

Hou Dao smiled and said: Haha, then I will choose a big one

After saying that, he pointed to the big grass carp that was jumping wildly in the summer and said to the fish seller: Master, let’s do this one!

OK, kill or not?

Kill OK

Then, the fish seller killed the fish, started scraping the scales and cutting the belly, washed it and handed it to him.

He handed the money to the fish seller, then asked for some other vegetables and fruits and went back

On the road, he was walking in front with vegetables, and she followed behind him

He knew that he was unhappy in the market, so he didn't say anything, so as not to make her unhappy again

However, she couldn't stand such a deserted state and shouted angrily behind her: Fake cheating, go slower

Am I walking very fast? Can't catch up with me anymore? He turned his head and said to her with a smile

He also said, "I can't catch up with you, but you can't catch up with me." Look at you like this, you know that you are not a person who is good at thinking about women. If Lili often buys vegetables with you, it would be strange if she is not tortured by you. When You Keqin saw him stop and turn around and look at her, rolled her eyelids, and said with a pout.

Haha, she never made a big fuss! She even said she wanted to thank me?

She still thanks you for your disguised behavior of torture her, so just be brave! You Keqin said in surprise with her eyes staring at her eyes.

Really! I really don't lie to you every time Lili buys vegetables with me, we will walk very slowly when we go. When we come back, I will walk in front with the vegetables. She is following behind, trying to keep her from falling behind. She also complained at first, but after developing the habit, she likes her more and more, telling me that this is the most interesting way to exercise, because in this way, she gets the necessary exercise and maintains a good figure... Seeing that she is a little surprised, Hou Dao explained to her with a smile

Don’t pay taxes when bragging! Just brag!

Really, if you don’t believe me, go and ask Lili!

I didn't ask her, you two vented their anger. After that, You Keqin walked a few steps and chased him.

Haha, women cannot do without being cute! However, the beauty’s cuteness is still a kind of lifestyle!

If you strangle you to death, you will strangle you to death! When You Keqin saw his proud look of teasing her, she pinched his waist with her hand

Because she was small, the flesh on his waist was too tight, and she couldn't achieve her goal for the moment, but instead felt that her hands were sore

hehe……

What a hehe? A figure that looks like a grass carp is worthy of being shining!

What? You said my figure is like a grass carp? Houdao has never heard of anyone using grass carp to describe a person's figure, and he has never met anyone saying that his figure is like a grass carp. He stared at her in a daze, and was very surprised, surprised by his poor figure and her creativity that is beyond ordinary people.

What to see? Have you never seen a beautiful woman?

I've seen it, but I've never seen a beauty who describes my figure like this! When Hou Dao saw that You Keqin didn't understand that Xi Yin was surprised, he smiled at her

What's wrong, can I describe it improperly? Judging from your figure, you are fat, but your body has not deformed, why don't you look like a grass carp? She laughed out loud

Obviously, she also thinks her, for example, is very creative and very different.

In a personal society, there are unique but very appropriate metaphors, so why isn’t it happy?

Seeing this, Hou Dao also burst into laughter: Like, like, it really looks like a beauty. How did you think of this creativity?

Haha, I won't tell you this! She became proud and didn't show off her an opportunity to show off her airs. After the expiration, she wanted to show off her airs. She seized the opportunity to show off her airs and showed off her airs to him.

Why? He knew it was putting on airs, but in order to satisfy her vanity, he still pretended to want to know and asked.

He knew that women's vanity was extraordinary. After they were filled with women's vanity, it would be much easier to please women.

Since You Keqin is so arrogant, why not just make plans and then she is vanity again

Haha, this is not simple? A beautiful and elegant beauty like me, who comes up with some creativity, isn't it a piece of cake. You Keqin immediately replied proudly

In this world, when others ask for a question, those who tell the other party often have three attitudes: the first is to tell the other party calmly and objectively; the second is to tell the other party it is difficult to blow the problem before, and then tell the other party in a mysterious way; the third is to tell the problem extremely simply, so simple that everyone is mentally retarded, and then tell the other party briefly

There are not many people who can achieve the first attitude because they have a strange mentality, that is, when others ask him for advice, they always feel that he is better than others and superior to others. In order to show off his wisdom and to reflect his superiority, they often show the second and third attitudes.

Those who refuse to help others often suffer because the second or third attitude shown by the helper hurts his self-esteem.

However, You Keqin's show of showing off in front of Houdao is not a matter of self-esteem, but just a way to make fun of it.

If you don’t pay taxes, just brag! Hou Dao said in her tone just now.

Humph, I won't tell you even more

OK, you are not bragging, you are not bragging, how can you brag half of the sky or even all the talented women brag? It’s my fault. Just tell me how you came up with this creative metaphor! Seeing that she was not satisfied with her vanity, she showed her further, and had to change her attitude immediately, because there is no need for a big man to be serious about this small thing and not talk about it. It is a good way to retreat to advance.

This attitude is almost the same!

Let's talk about it, you need to have a degree

When the master killed the fish, he pinched the waist of the grass carp. The fat waist of the grass carp was bounced. I found that although the waist of the grass carp was very fat, it was elastic and more flexible to move. At this time, you just stretched your waist. I found that your waist was also very fat and elastic, so I thought your waist was the same as the waist of the grass carp! You Keqin smiled and said that the process of thinking out the creative process of K compared to p metaphor m.

Hahaha, it seems that I am going to lose weight! Otherwise, in a few years, I will grow into a toad waist! After hearing her, Hou Dao laughed loudly immediately

Yes, Mr. Toad, come on and lose weight

Amidst the laughter, they went back soon