Finally had some free time
Hou Dao can finally breathe a sigh of relief and finally indulge himself in bed
The alarm clock rang for a long time, and he was too lazy to get up. He lay on the bed, too lazy to move. He was still lying lazily on the bed, too lazy to move.
Di Lili urged him to say: Fake a cheat, get up and make some millet porridge!
No, I didn't sleep well, I was tired! He studied "Jin Ping Mei" for a while, and was in a daze. Although he learned some sexual skills and practiced and experienced them, he felt that they were becoming more and more boring. He felt that those things were unattractive, at least they were attractive if they didn't sleep in in the morning.
Yes, get up quickly, husband, I want to eat millet porridge... When Di Lili saw that he was unwilling, she started making trouble and insisted that he get up and cook millet porridge
He felt tired and was too lazy to move for a while. He was in a bad mood to pay attention to her acting cute. He said angrily: I'm tired, I'll sleep for a while before talking! If you like to eat, go cook it yourself...
Look at you, you are stupid. The sun has been burning your butt for a long time, and you are still asleep and getting up like a lazy pig... Seeing that he ignored her spoiled manner, Di Lili kicked him off the quilt and left him naked outside
How come he is like a Zhou Bapi in front of me, and it won’t be enough to sleep in once? He became popular. While cursing people in his hometown dialect, he covered himself with a quilt and continued to sleep.
What are you saying? What are you talking about? It seems like you are too lazy to be reasonable? Obviously, she didn't understand what he said, or didn't hear what he said clearly, only knowing that he was complaining. What's the thing? Is it like a man who slept until the sun was shining his butt and didn't get up?...
Seeing that she was also angry, Hou Dao ignored her and let her practice the standard national scolding.
Sleeping is important, I don't bother to see her as much
Di Lili nagged for a while and then got up
Unexpectedly, men sometimes have such great charm if they ignore women!
Di Lili didn't make any noise anymore and agreed to him sleep in
Hou Dao felt happy when he thought of this
Well, as a man, you have to have a little temper and can't accommodate women in everything!
In today's society, many men are good at doing housework, but lose their temper. They have to be strict with their wives, and eventually make women look down on them, making women resent men's cowardice, lamenting that this society is prosperous and yang is in decline.
Man, don't be too docile in front of women. Although sometimes women want you to listen to her, they must not just listen to women.
After Di Lili finished washing up, she was about to go out for breakfast
She said to Hou Dao: Fake liar, what do you want to eat in the morning? I'll bring him some
Hou Dao was sleeping in bed, and without thinking, he said to her: A bowl of hot dry noodles, a bowl of rice wine...
After saying that, he immediately realized that this place was Beijing, not Wuhan.
There are few hot dry noodles in breakfast, let alone rice wine
He immediately added: You can do it, just eat enough!
What's wrong? Something was wrong this morning! He said something irrelevant and inexplicably! She picked up her handbag and walked out while saying to him
Hou Dao pulled the quilt upwards, said nothing, went to bed
I'm sleeping soundly in the morning, so I don't bother to pay attention to her
But after Di Lili went out, Hou Dao lay on the bed and thought about it, thinking that he was a bit too much: he would even scold her if he slept in.
Like a man?
Hi, men sometimes have bad habits, and they scold their women when they are irritable...
He thought for a while and was about to have a good sleep when the phone rang, which forced him to get up and answer the phone
Hey, which color do you die (who are you?)? He unknowingly spoke a Hubei dialect from his mouth, without considering whether the other party could understand it.
After he finished speaking, he suddenly realized that he was aphasia: In Beijing, most of the people who deal with northerners, and they mostly speak Mandarin when communicating. How many people can understand Hubei dialect?
Is it considered impolite to talk to others like this?
……
Seeing that the other party didn't say anything, he had to quickly add in Mandarin: Hello, hello, who are you looking for?
Who are you? Isn’t this Houdao’s landline phone number? Who are you... After Houdao asked, the other party finally replied with a reply
By listening to the sound, Hou Dao realized that it was Yin Rou who called him.
Oh, it turns out it was Teacher Yin! I thought it was from a fellow villager? Sorry...
It's okay, it's okay! But your dialect is unpleasant and I can't understand it...
Oh, oh, is that? I don't think...you, what's wrong with you?
I have nothing to do and call you to tell me something. Is it strange? After we got together that time, I opened it and found that it was your embarrassment. It violated your privacy. I forgot to tell you... I suddenly remembered this when I went to bed this morning. I called you. When did you have time to come to my house and take your phone back. Nowadays, it is not okay to have a cell phone... Yin Rou smiled and said to him
Oh, it turns out that my phone fell in your bag! I always thought I had lost it after drinking too much! Thank you, thank you... When Yin Rou saw his phone, his purpose had been achieved, he was very happy to thank you.
No one is a friend, you'll be out of here... Yin Rou felt a little at a loss when she saw Hou Dao thanking her like that
Haha, OK, I will come when I have time...
Then I'm dead! Bye!
Bye-Bye!
After hanging up the phone, Hou Dao looked at the time. It was past ten o'clock, so he put on his clothes and got up.
It’s past ten o’clock, so why are you sleeping?
If you sleep again, won’t you become a pig?
Just after washing up, Di Lili came back soon after selling breakfast
She brought back a cup of soy milk and three fried dough sticks
Hi, eat this thing again
The food he hates the most is fried
I don't know how many weeks the oil in the oil pan is still using it
And I heard that some illegal vendors use slurry oil to fry!
When he thinks of those, he has no appetite!
But there is no way, you still have to eat when it’s time to eat!
People are iron, and food is steel. If you don’t eat a meal, you’re hungry.
What's more, if the beauty is served by her, how can you not give her face?
In this world, not giving others face is embarrassing yourself
Especially when men don’t give vanity women some face in front of women, it will inevitably cause trouble.
Thank you wife! He took it, kissed her, pretended to be hungry, and quickly solved the three fried dough sticks and a cup of soy milk.
As for men, what they need is masculinity. They drink big bowls of wine and eat meat, and ride horses to conquer the world. Therefore, eating too slowly is easily seen as one of the manifestations of lack of manly atmosphere.
Hou Dao finished eating quickly, just to show that he was a man, just to show that he liked to eat the breakfast that Di Lili bought
Hou Dao said to Di Lili: Just now, a fellow villager of mine called and said that there was something urgent about him and he needed me to help him later, so I'll go there...
He also knows that being a person should be kind and not lie in front of his wife, but he wants to go to Yin Rou, and if he tells the truth, he will be questioned by Di Lili and cause trouble.
In this society where integrity is extremely lacking, although it is a virtue to be honest, sometimes lying can improve efficiency, do things well, and create a win-win situation
Which fellow villager? What's the matter? Can't you tell me on the phone? I have to let you go once? Di Lili looked at him and asked in confusion, "Can you not go?" I'm staying at home today... Unexpectedly, Hou Dao did not get away, but was questioned
I don't want to go either, but I have to go. Think about it, that fellow villager is my friend who wears tampons together. He was hit by a car. If I don't go, do I still look like a man? Hou Dao lied without thinking.
There is no way, I have already panicked. In order to avoid being exposed, I have to go against my will to spell the second, third, and Nth.
Then I'll go with you. Seeing that Di Lili said this, she immediately said to him.
No need, you don’t know that fellow villager, and the place where he lives is far away, you should stay at home and rest! Otherwise, find someone to go shopping with you? Seeing that she was going with him, he thought the panic must have been exposed, so he quickly rejected her
She thought about it and reluctantly agreed not to go with him to see her fellow countrymen
He walked to the mirror to tidy up his clothes and prepared to go out
Seeing this, Di Lili handed her cell phone to him and said: Hold it! If you have something to call, I will sleep at home and never go anywhere...
Hou Dao hesitated for a while, took her cell phone, kissed her gently on the face, and went out reluctantly!
Hou Dao can finally breathe a sigh of relief and finally indulge himself in bed
The alarm clock rang for a long time, and he was too lazy to get up. He lay on the bed, too lazy to move. He was still lying lazily on the bed, too lazy to move.
Di Lili urged him to say: Fake a cheat, get up and make some millet porridge!
No, I didn't sleep well, I was tired! He studied "Jin Ping Mei" for a while, and was in a daze. Although he learned some sexual skills and practiced and experienced them, he felt that they were becoming more and more boring. He felt that those things were unattractive, at least they were attractive if they didn't sleep in in the morning.
Yes, get up quickly, husband, I want to eat millet porridge... When Di Lili saw that he was unwilling, she started making trouble and insisted that he get up and cook millet porridge
He felt tired and was too lazy to move for a while. He was in a bad mood to pay attention to her acting cute. He said angrily: I'm tired, I'll sleep for a while before talking! If you like to eat, go cook it yourself...
Look at you, you are stupid. The sun has been burning your butt for a long time, and you are still asleep and getting up like a lazy pig... Seeing that he ignored her spoiled manner, Di Lili kicked him off the quilt and left him naked outside
How come he is like a Zhou Bapi in front of me, and it won’t be enough to sleep in once? He became popular. While cursing people in his hometown dialect, he covered himself with a quilt and continued to sleep.
What are you saying? What are you talking about? It seems like you are too lazy to be reasonable? Obviously, she didn't understand what he said, or didn't hear what he said clearly, only knowing that he was complaining. What's the thing? Is it like a man who slept until the sun was shining his butt and didn't get up?...
Seeing that she was also angry, Hou Dao ignored her and let her practice the standard national scolding.
Sleeping is important, I don't bother to see her as much
Di Lili nagged for a while and then got up
Unexpectedly, men sometimes have such great charm if they ignore women!
Di Lili didn't make any noise anymore and agreed to him sleep in
Hou Dao felt happy when he thought of this
Well, as a man, you have to have a little temper and can't accommodate women in everything!
In today's society, many men are good at doing housework, but lose their temper. They have to be strict with their wives, and eventually make women look down on them, making women resent men's cowardice, lamenting that this society is prosperous and yang is in decline.
Man, don't be too docile in front of women. Although sometimes women want you to listen to her, they must not just listen to women.
After Di Lili finished washing up, she was about to go out for breakfast
She said to Hou Dao: Fake liar, what do you want to eat in the morning? I'll bring him some
Hou Dao was sleeping in bed, and without thinking, he said to her: A bowl of hot dry noodles, a bowl of rice wine...
After saying that, he immediately realized that this place was Beijing, not Wuhan.
There are few hot dry noodles in breakfast, let alone rice wine
He immediately added: You can do it, just eat enough!
What's wrong? Something was wrong this morning! He said something irrelevant and inexplicably! She picked up her handbag and walked out while saying to him
Hou Dao pulled the quilt upwards, said nothing, went to bed
I'm sleeping soundly in the morning, so I don't bother to pay attention to her
But after Di Lili went out, Hou Dao lay on the bed and thought about it, thinking that he was a bit too much: he would even scold her if he slept in.
Like a man?
Hi, men sometimes have bad habits, and they scold their women when they are irritable...
He thought for a while and was about to have a good sleep when the phone rang, which forced him to get up and answer the phone
Hey, which color do you die (who are you?)? He unknowingly spoke a Hubei dialect from his mouth, without considering whether the other party could understand it.
After he finished speaking, he suddenly realized that he was aphasia: In Beijing, most of the people who deal with northerners, and they mostly speak Mandarin when communicating. How many people can understand Hubei dialect?
Is it considered impolite to talk to others like this?
……
Seeing that the other party didn't say anything, he had to quickly add in Mandarin: Hello, hello, who are you looking for?
Who are you? Isn’t this Houdao’s landline phone number? Who are you... After Houdao asked, the other party finally replied with a reply
By listening to the sound, Hou Dao realized that it was Yin Rou who called him.
Oh, it turns out it was Teacher Yin! I thought it was from a fellow villager? Sorry...
It's okay, it's okay! But your dialect is unpleasant and I can't understand it...
Oh, oh, is that? I don't think...you, what's wrong with you?
I have nothing to do and call you to tell me something. Is it strange? After we got together that time, I opened it and found that it was your embarrassment. It violated your privacy. I forgot to tell you... I suddenly remembered this when I went to bed this morning. I called you. When did you have time to come to my house and take your phone back. Nowadays, it is not okay to have a cell phone... Yin Rou smiled and said to him
Oh, it turns out that my phone fell in your bag! I always thought I had lost it after drinking too much! Thank you, thank you... When Yin Rou saw his phone, his purpose had been achieved, he was very happy to thank you.
No one is a friend, you'll be out of here... Yin Rou felt a little at a loss when she saw Hou Dao thanking her like that
Haha, OK, I will come when I have time...
Then I'm dead! Bye!
Bye-Bye!
After hanging up the phone, Hou Dao looked at the time. It was past ten o'clock, so he put on his clothes and got up.
It’s past ten o’clock, so why are you sleeping?
If you sleep again, won’t you become a pig?
Just after washing up, Di Lili came back soon after selling breakfast
She brought back a cup of soy milk and three fried dough sticks
Hi, eat this thing again
The food he hates the most is fried
I don't know how many weeks the oil in the oil pan is still using it
And I heard that some illegal vendors use slurry oil to fry!
When he thinks of those, he has no appetite!
But there is no way, you still have to eat when it’s time to eat!
People are iron, and food is steel. If you don’t eat a meal, you’re hungry.
What's more, if the beauty is served by her, how can you not give her face?
In this world, not giving others face is embarrassing yourself
Especially when men don’t give vanity women some face in front of women, it will inevitably cause trouble.
Thank you wife! He took it, kissed her, pretended to be hungry, and quickly solved the three fried dough sticks and a cup of soy milk.
As for men, what they need is masculinity. They drink big bowls of wine and eat meat, and ride horses to conquer the world. Therefore, eating too slowly is easily seen as one of the manifestations of lack of manly atmosphere.
Hou Dao finished eating quickly, just to show that he was a man, just to show that he liked to eat the breakfast that Di Lili bought
Hou Dao said to Di Lili: Just now, a fellow villager of mine called and said that there was something urgent about him and he needed me to help him later, so I'll go there...
He also knows that being a person should be kind and not lie in front of his wife, but he wants to go to Yin Rou, and if he tells the truth, he will be questioned by Di Lili and cause trouble.
In this society where integrity is extremely lacking, although it is a virtue to be honest, sometimes lying can improve efficiency, do things well, and create a win-win situation
Which fellow villager? What's the matter? Can't you tell me on the phone? I have to let you go once? Di Lili looked at him and asked in confusion, "Can you not go?" I'm staying at home today... Unexpectedly, Hou Dao did not get away, but was questioned
I don't want to go either, but I have to go. Think about it, that fellow villager is my friend who wears tampons together. He was hit by a car. If I don't go, do I still look like a man? Hou Dao lied without thinking.
There is no way, I have already panicked. In order to avoid being exposed, I have to go against my will to spell the second, third, and Nth.
Then I'll go with you. Seeing that Di Lili said this, she immediately said to him.
No need, you don’t know that fellow villager, and the place where he lives is far away, you should stay at home and rest! Otherwise, find someone to go shopping with you? Seeing that she was going with him, he thought the panic must have been exposed, so he quickly rejected her
She thought about it and reluctantly agreed not to go with him to see her fellow countrymen
He walked to the mirror to tidy up his clothes and prepared to go out
Seeing this, Di Lili handed her cell phone to him and said: Hold it! If you have something to call, I will sleep at home and never go anywhere...
Hou Dao hesitated for a while, took her cell phone, kissed her gently on the face, and went out reluctantly!
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