Bragging is easy and hard to fulfill
Hou Dao bragged in the bathroom for a long time, spared no effort to prove his sexual ability, but they didn't believe it anyway and insisted that he was bragging.
Just brag, just brag. Hou Dao Ben wanted to make it boring, but he didn't expect that things were far from over here. The adverse consequences of bragging soon emerged!
Walking into the room, before I could close the door, Di Lili took the lead and sat on the bed, spread her legs and looked at Hou Dao arrogantly; You Keqin also did it on the bed, spreading her legs and looking at Hou Dao with a provocative look.
Hou Dao looked at their seductive bodies with two balls of fat hanging on their tempting bodies, shaking two red dots, looking at their slender legs with a ball of black thatch, looking at their provocative eyes, and couldn't help but laugh: Why, why did I offend you? You're going to sit naked and demonstrate in a group! Haha, it's a pity that you are only two of you. If you come more, I think you will surrender to you...
Bang! Before Hou Dao finished speaking, he was hit hard on his butt. You really thought it was beautiful! You were brave, right? Di Lili looked at him with a little anger and a little jealousy.
That's right! You Keqin unexpectedly agreed with Di Lili, and also slapped Hou Dao's butt with his hand, looking at him with a little unhappy look
What are you doing? Why are you all like this? Hou Dao's consciousness looked at them for no reason
Men all want three wives and four concubines, and there is no good thing!
Men are all talking big and bragging about taxes, every good thing!
Di Lili and You Keqin are fighting against Hou Dao one by one
Who said I miss three wives and four concubines? Who said I was boasting and bragging about it can’t pay taxes? It’s really, inexplicable! I’m sleeping! Hou Dao said that and wanted to climb into bed to sleep
Don’t think about it! Di Lili immediately sat together with You Keqin, forming a meat wall, and stayed in Houdao
What are you doing? Get a meat screen! When Hou Dao saw them naked and hang him together, he immediately remembered the incident about the meat screen he saw in an unofficial history!
What are you doing? You just want to cure you, a lustful man, you just want to cure you, a bragging man. You Keqin immediately replied
Seeing that they were holding the two points tightly, Hou Dao asked with a smile: Where am I lustful? Where do I eat cows? Of course, he already understood the purpose of their entanglement, but he still deliberately pretended not to know and teased them. After all, flirting with two naked beauties is a unique feeling.
You are so lustful, you just want naked beauties to come to you to demonstrate; as for you bragging, just what you said in the bathroom! You Keqin smiled and said, "I know what you think, you know not to say it on purpose!"
Oh, so that's it! No wonder you were in a "meat screen" demonstration before I faced me! I took back the words of naked beauties coming to me to demonstrate together, okay? I used my behavior to prove that what I said in the bathroom was not bragging, okay? Seeing that You Keqin was talking about this, Hou Dao couldn't continue to pretend to be stupid anymore, and suggested to her with a smile
You Keqin smiled and lowered her head. Di Lili looked at Hou Dao and lowered her head.
Obviously, they have achieved their goal and have agreed to Hou Dao's suggestion
Haha, several women were all tortured to this point, and it was a pity that Yan Shifan had a "meat screen" back then! Hou Dao smiled and sighed
Di Lili suddenly raised her head, stared at Hou Dao and said: There is a 'meat screen', another 'meat screen', what is a 'meat screen'? How do you say what is the 'meat screen' on the left?
Yes, you talk about the left side with a "meat screen" and another "meat screen". What exactly is the "meat screen"? You Keqin also said curiously
Don't know! Hou Dao replied without thinking
Don't know? Don't dare to say it? Although I don't know what it is, I know it is definitely not a good thing! Di Lili said to him without hesitation, I don't know the few colorful intestines in your heart...
What good things can this lustful man say in his mouth? As the saying goes, a dog cannot spit out ivory! You Keqin immediately joined in the fun
I won't say anything about your attitude! I want to sleep! Hou Dao took advantage of their inattention and suddenly slipped from the side to the bed, lying horizontally without moving.
Get up quickly and make it clear! Get up quickly and make it clear! How can you be so fucked! Di Lili pushed Hou Dao a few times, but she didn't push it, and she pinched it a few times. However, because Hou Dao's flesh was tight, her strength was relatively small, so she could do nothing about Hou Dao
Keqin, come and help! If I don’t believe it, I can’t subdue him! When Di Lili turned her head, You Keqin said
Haha, do you think you are cheating? You Keqin smiled and grabbed the meat strips between the two strips of Houdao, and jumped the two eggs below with her hands
Hou Dao couldn't stand it, so he sat up from the bed, looked a little unhappy, and took You Keqin's hand aside and said: What are you doing? You can really make trouble tonight!
Who told you to go to bed after half of your words? It aroused our curiosity and left us aside. Are you playing tricks on me? No way! Di Lili put her hand into Hou Dao's armpit and said with a smile
Taking this opportunity, You Keqin put her hands on the meat strips and gently rub them.
Do you really want to know what a 'meat screen' is? Then give me a massage to my back, so I feel comfortable and happy, let me tell you again! Hou Dao pinched Di Lili's hands with both hands, and she said while smiling
You are really, treat yourself as the master! Di Lili glared and cursed, while retracting her hand to beat him on the back
You Keqin saw Hou Dao talking about the "meat screen", and also cooperated to serve him and continued to caress the meat strips with one hand and gently tapped his legs with the other hand.
Hou Dao glanced at them and said with a smile: You have given me this kind of treatment, so I'll tell you a long time ago! Why do you have to make trouble for most of the day?
Say it!
So Hou Dao began to tell them stories about the meat screen
At the end of the Ming Dynasty, there was a famous treacherous minister named Yan Song
After Yan Song became the chief minister, he covered the sky with one hand in the court, not only attacking ministers Xia Yan and others who had a grudge against him, but also attacking all ministers who went against his wishes.
Yan Song was able to do whatever he wanted mainly because of his son Yan Shifan
Yan Shifan is slightly disabled, has a bad image, and has not been born as an official, but he has always been the behind-the-scenes planner of Yan Song. Yan Song's every move must be discussed with Yan Shifan.
Therefore, Yan Shifan actually became Yan Song's military division
Yan Song relies on Yan Shifan's intelligence to gain power, while Yan Shifan relies on Yan Song's power to do whatever he wants.
Yan Shifan's biggest hobby is beauty
He relied on his power to collect many beauties
There are more beauties, and he has more ways to enjoy beautiful women.
So, Yan Shifan invented the meat screen
When Yan Shifan enjoys the beauty, he often asks to lift the bed into the middle of the main hall, and then lets all the beauties take off naked
He covered his eyes with a black cloth and touched those naked beauties. When he touched any beauty, he would have sex with that beauty.
It would be fine if he played with beautiful women like this, but he also did absurd things that were unprecedented and unparalleled. During sex, all other naked beauties surrounded his bed, while admiring him for sex, while presenting the woman's private parts neatly in front of him.
Yan Shifan jokingly called these naked beauties a screen that covered him with ugly clothes, so he called them a meat screen
Ah! So that's the case! Do you want to experience it too? After Houdao finished speaking, Di Lili immediately asked
Yes, no man doesn't want such a beautiful thing! Hou Dao was so proud that he became obedient. Not only did the meat strips turn into cock sticks, but he also forgot who he was talking about. Seeing Di Lili asking like that, he answered truthfully without even thinking about it.
OK, you are so timid! Keqin, let’s teach him a lesson! After Di Lili said that, she pulled Hou Dao’s legs apart, lay down and quickly taught Hou Dao a lesson.
You Keqin actually helped to press Hou Dao's hands, and at the same time stuffed her nipples into Hou Dao's mouth...
Hou Daolian symbolically opposed Hangduo, lying in bed and following their troubles and lessons...
After being taught by their turn, Hou Dao was tortured to the point where he had no strength at all. Within less than three minutes of their rolling off him, he quickly fell asleep
He would rather have a nightmare than be fussed like this continuously
Because he has been exhausted both physically and mentally today!
Hou Dao bragged in the bathroom for a long time, spared no effort to prove his sexual ability, but they didn't believe it anyway and insisted that he was bragging.
Just brag, just brag. Hou Dao Ben wanted to make it boring, but he didn't expect that things were far from over here. The adverse consequences of bragging soon emerged!
Walking into the room, before I could close the door, Di Lili took the lead and sat on the bed, spread her legs and looked at Hou Dao arrogantly; You Keqin also did it on the bed, spreading her legs and looking at Hou Dao with a provocative look.
Hou Dao looked at their seductive bodies with two balls of fat hanging on their tempting bodies, shaking two red dots, looking at their slender legs with a ball of black thatch, looking at their provocative eyes, and couldn't help but laugh: Why, why did I offend you? You're going to sit naked and demonstrate in a group! Haha, it's a pity that you are only two of you. If you come more, I think you will surrender to you...
Bang! Before Hou Dao finished speaking, he was hit hard on his butt. You really thought it was beautiful! You were brave, right? Di Lili looked at him with a little anger and a little jealousy.
That's right! You Keqin unexpectedly agreed with Di Lili, and also slapped Hou Dao's butt with his hand, looking at him with a little unhappy look
What are you doing? Why are you all like this? Hou Dao's consciousness looked at them for no reason
Men all want three wives and four concubines, and there is no good thing!
Men are all talking big and bragging about taxes, every good thing!
Di Lili and You Keqin are fighting against Hou Dao one by one
Who said I miss three wives and four concubines? Who said I was boasting and bragging about it can’t pay taxes? It’s really, inexplicable! I’m sleeping! Hou Dao said that and wanted to climb into bed to sleep
Don’t think about it! Di Lili immediately sat together with You Keqin, forming a meat wall, and stayed in Houdao
What are you doing? Get a meat screen! When Hou Dao saw them naked and hang him together, he immediately remembered the incident about the meat screen he saw in an unofficial history!
What are you doing? You just want to cure you, a lustful man, you just want to cure you, a bragging man. You Keqin immediately replied
Seeing that they were holding the two points tightly, Hou Dao asked with a smile: Where am I lustful? Where do I eat cows? Of course, he already understood the purpose of their entanglement, but he still deliberately pretended not to know and teased them. After all, flirting with two naked beauties is a unique feeling.
You are so lustful, you just want naked beauties to come to you to demonstrate; as for you bragging, just what you said in the bathroom! You Keqin smiled and said, "I know what you think, you know not to say it on purpose!"
Oh, so that's it! No wonder you were in a "meat screen" demonstration before I faced me! I took back the words of naked beauties coming to me to demonstrate together, okay? I used my behavior to prove that what I said in the bathroom was not bragging, okay? Seeing that You Keqin was talking about this, Hou Dao couldn't continue to pretend to be stupid anymore, and suggested to her with a smile
You Keqin smiled and lowered her head. Di Lili looked at Hou Dao and lowered her head.
Obviously, they have achieved their goal and have agreed to Hou Dao's suggestion
Haha, several women were all tortured to this point, and it was a pity that Yan Shifan had a "meat screen" back then! Hou Dao smiled and sighed
Di Lili suddenly raised her head, stared at Hou Dao and said: There is a 'meat screen', another 'meat screen', what is a 'meat screen'? How do you say what is the 'meat screen' on the left?
Yes, you talk about the left side with a "meat screen" and another "meat screen". What exactly is the "meat screen"? You Keqin also said curiously
Don't know! Hou Dao replied without thinking
Don't know? Don't dare to say it? Although I don't know what it is, I know it is definitely not a good thing! Di Lili said to him without hesitation, I don't know the few colorful intestines in your heart...
What good things can this lustful man say in his mouth? As the saying goes, a dog cannot spit out ivory! You Keqin immediately joined in the fun
I won't say anything about your attitude! I want to sleep! Hou Dao took advantage of their inattention and suddenly slipped from the side to the bed, lying horizontally without moving.
Get up quickly and make it clear! Get up quickly and make it clear! How can you be so fucked! Di Lili pushed Hou Dao a few times, but she didn't push it, and she pinched it a few times. However, because Hou Dao's flesh was tight, her strength was relatively small, so she could do nothing about Hou Dao
Keqin, come and help! If I don’t believe it, I can’t subdue him! When Di Lili turned her head, You Keqin said
Haha, do you think you are cheating? You Keqin smiled and grabbed the meat strips between the two strips of Houdao, and jumped the two eggs below with her hands
Hou Dao couldn't stand it, so he sat up from the bed, looked a little unhappy, and took You Keqin's hand aside and said: What are you doing? You can really make trouble tonight!
Who told you to go to bed after half of your words? It aroused our curiosity and left us aside. Are you playing tricks on me? No way! Di Lili put her hand into Hou Dao's armpit and said with a smile
Taking this opportunity, You Keqin put her hands on the meat strips and gently rub them.
Do you really want to know what a 'meat screen' is? Then give me a massage to my back, so I feel comfortable and happy, let me tell you again! Hou Dao pinched Di Lili's hands with both hands, and she said while smiling
You are really, treat yourself as the master! Di Lili glared and cursed, while retracting her hand to beat him on the back
You Keqin saw Hou Dao talking about the "meat screen", and also cooperated to serve him and continued to caress the meat strips with one hand and gently tapped his legs with the other hand.
Hou Dao glanced at them and said with a smile: You have given me this kind of treatment, so I'll tell you a long time ago! Why do you have to make trouble for most of the day?
Say it!
So Hou Dao began to tell them stories about the meat screen
At the end of the Ming Dynasty, there was a famous treacherous minister named Yan Song
After Yan Song became the chief minister, he covered the sky with one hand in the court, not only attacking ministers Xia Yan and others who had a grudge against him, but also attacking all ministers who went against his wishes.
Yan Song was able to do whatever he wanted mainly because of his son Yan Shifan
Yan Shifan is slightly disabled, has a bad image, and has not been born as an official, but he has always been the behind-the-scenes planner of Yan Song. Yan Song's every move must be discussed with Yan Shifan.
Therefore, Yan Shifan actually became Yan Song's military division
Yan Song relies on Yan Shifan's intelligence to gain power, while Yan Shifan relies on Yan Song's power to do whatever he wants.
Yan Shifan's biggest hobby is beauty
He relied on his power to collect many beauties
There are more beauties, and he has more ways to enjoy beautiful women.
So, Yan Shifan invented the meat screen
When Yan Shifan enjoys the beauty, he often asks to lift the bed into the middle of the main hall, and then lets all the beauties take off naked
He covered his eyes with a black cloth and touched those naked beauties. When he touched any beauty, he would have sex with that beauty.
It would be fine if he played with beautiful women like this, but he also did absurd things that were unprecedented and unparalleled. During sex, all other naked beauties surrounded his bed, while admiring him for sex, while presenting the woman's private parts neatly in front of him.
Yan Shifan jokingly called these naked beauties a screen that covered him with ugly clothes, so he called them a meat screen
Ah! So that's the case! Do you want to experience it too? After Houdao finished speaking, Di Lili immediately asked
Yes, no man doesn't want such a beautiful thing! Hou Dao was so proud that he became obedient. Not only did the meat strips turn into cock sticks, but he also forgot who he was talking about. Seeing Di Lili asking like that, he answered truthfully without even thinking about it.
OK, you are so timid! Keqin, let’s teach him a lesson! After Di Lili said that, she pulled Hou Dao’s legs apart, lay down and quickly taught Hou Dao a lesson.
You Keqin actually helped to press Hou Dao's hands, and at the same time stuffed her nipples into Hou Dao's mouth...
Hou Daolian symbolically opposed Hangduo, lying in bed and following their troubles and lessons...
After being taught by their turn, Hou Dao was tortured to the point where he had no strength at all. Within less than three minutes of their rolling off him, he quickly fell asleep
He would rather have a nightmare than be fussed like this continuously
Because he has been exhausted both physically and mentally today!