Chapter 926 Her legs are too white

I got out of the car, stood by the roadside, looking at the vast fields, and gusts of breeze blew, and I felt much more relaxed.

Hua Xiaofen also got out of the car. She was still wearing the sunglasses, making her face look whiter and her cherry lips rosier.

She stood beside me, stared into the distance, and took a few deep breaths

While holding up the mineral water bottle to drink the water, she said softly to me: Drink some water

I also raised the mineral water bottle and drank it. I instantly drank a bottle of mineral water.

I turned my head and wanted to say a few words to her, but when I saw her frowning and looking into the distance, as if she was concentrating on something, I had to shut up and couldn't bear to interrupt her contemplation

After a while, I suddenly felt a little pissed and said: Afen, I'll go and spit out the urine.

Is this kind of thing still necessary to report to me?

Hehe, this kind of thing must be approved by you. If you don’t approve it, I will hold it in

She gave me a blank look, pursed her lips and smiled: Then you can hold it in,

Oh, this girl really dares to say that she used to guard me and would never say something like a skewed. Alas, it's true that he is close to the ink and black, and he has been scrambling with a hooligan for a long time, and he dares to say something explicit before he knows it.

But this makes it more friendly

I laughed a few times, turned my head and walked away, a few meters away from her, stood by the roadside, took out JJ and started peeing every day

I turned my head to look at her while peeing, but she turned her head to look at me, her eyes were paired with each other, her face turned slightly red, she immediately turned her head and muttered: I hate it, don't go away if I pee, don't go away if I urinate

Day, the peeing is particularly long. I said while peeing: Well, the crops in this place where I pee are absolutely growing, hehe, hehe...

When Hua Xiaofen heard what I said, she couldn't help but giggle a few times

The rapids turned into slow flow, and the slow flow turned into dripping. While I put JJ into my crotch, I said loudly: "A hundred thousand army, lifted the cannon out of the camp, and a heavy rain, I retreated back to the camp.

After saying that, he also lifted his pants and turned around and walked towards Hua Xiaofen.

She reached out and put her hair scattered by the wind, and asked with a side face: What did you read aloud just now?

Oh, I read a parallel poem, hey

It sounds quite poetic

Of course, this is definitely the first four-character quatrain

Oh? Who is the author?

Ah? The author's surname is Lu, and I forgot what he is named Lu. Anyway, the name is three words, hehe...

It's very beautiful, can you read it again?

Good things are only two, just say the last time, hehe...

I didn't remember what you said just now, please say it again

Hey, OK

I immediately cleared my throat, just like standing in class reciting the text, and recited it with deep affection.

Hua Xiaofen asked in confusion: 100,000 troops, carry the cannon out of the camp. How heavy is this cannon? Why did you let the 100,000 troops carry the Ah?

It is easier to understand how to withdraw troops and return to the battalion. Why do we withdraw troops only after a heavy rain?

I was speechless when she asked. I moved my mouth and didn't say anything. I just smiled at her with an old face.

I ask you what you say, why don’t you answer?

oh?

This cannon is indeed very heavy, and it must be carried by a hundred thousand troops.

The troops cannot be withdrawn without heavy rain. Only after heavy rain can they be withdrawn

If a hundred thousand troops were going to carry that cannon, how big the cannon would be, this parallel poem would be too unrealistic...

Afen, this parallel poem can only be understood but not expressed in words. The more you ask, the less you can explain it. Hehe...

Oh? You can't explain it if you memorize it so skillfully?

Well, I'm really not very good at explaining, hehe...

The author's surname is Lü?

Yes, the surname is Lu

Is it a double-mouthed Lu or a horse-hued donkey?

I was stunned and said quickly: Of course it's Shuangkou Lu

Oh, so what does the author have the same surname as you?

Of course, hehe, they are all surnamed Lu

Is the author's name three words?

Yes, three words

Is it called Lu Dacong Ah?

Well, how did you know?

As soon as I finished speaking, I immediately woke up and said: No, no, no, I don't call me Lu Dacong

Her face suddenly turned red, she raised her pink fist and attacked me, saying: Lu Dacong, you can pee when you piss, and you dare to lie to me that it is a parallel poem, hum

My God, this girl was pretending to be confused and deliberately teasing me. I quickly dodged back and avoided her pink fist. She immediately raised her feet and kicked her ass. Seeing her white flesh legs floating towards my ass, I couldn't bear to hide anymore. I quickly turned around and dropped my body. I didn't use my ass but used my crotch to face her white legs.

When she saw that I was not hiding, but came forward, she was shocked and hurriedly wanted to stop the kicking movement. However, due to inertia, I still stood up with my crotch and met with it.

When my crotch and her white legs just came into contact, Beier was excited and excited.

Although Hua Xiaofen had removed a lot of strength by himself, the inertial impact force still hurt, making me feel sad, making me hug my crotch and squat on the ground with both hands.

Hua Xiaofen hurriedly leaned over and asked in panic: Does the kick hurt?

I held my breath hard and after a few seconds, I felt that the egg was no longer hurting, and then I said: It didn't hurt to kick, but it hurt to hurt.

Hate, why don’t you avoid Ah?

Your legs are too white, I can't bear to hide from them