Damn, Gao Ting, I understand him very well and his attitude is very friendly. He started to be less awkward and he immediately relaxed easily. He dared to say something, and he kept saying that after eating onions, he was very likely to fart. The farts were silent and the smell was really bad.
Damn, this B's quality should not be much better than me. After listening to his relaxed and relaxed words just now, although I was so nauseous that I was so angry that I was nauseous, after careful consideration, I felt that this guy and I were a fellow man.
Thinking of this, I suddenly felt that this guy was like my friend, and he got close to him a lot.
Hehe, Xiao Gao, can you really fart when eating onions?
Well, Director Lu, really, I didn't lie to you
I love eating onions the most. I feel comfortable all over my body, but there are sequelae
What are the sequelae?
It's really hard to stop farting.
I'm fucking, the sequelae this guy said was actually just a matter of farting, sweating
I couldn't help laughing
Haha, Xiao Gao, have you ever experienced the experience of someone else smoking you after eating onions?
After experiencing it, I almost vomited
After hearing what he said, I felt sluggish
If I had been with him for a while, instead of having a first contact like today, I would definitely be scolding him
But it's not possible now. After all, I just met you, and after all, I can't be so arrogant when I got along for the first time. It's necessary to be polite and humble.
So, I had to go silent and confront
After Gao Ting finished saying this, he heard me stop talking and immediately felt a little embarrassed again. Realizing that what he said just now was a bit too much, he hurriedly said: Director Lu, I don’t mean it!
Put your heart in mind, I can also understand your feelings, don’t mind Ah!
Hehe, it's okay, Xiao Gao, the smell in the car just now was so strong, didn't you smell it yourself?
He immediately said: I can't smell it myself
I fucked him secretly and asked non-sightedly: Do you really can't smell it or have you been fumigated long ago and lost your sense of smell?
He was stunned, glanced at me, and smiled embarrassedly: Hehe, I may have lost my sense of smell after being smoked.
That's it, can you not smell such an unpleasant smell?
I guess your sense of smell has been scattered
I was talking and laughing wildly inside.
After driving forward for a while, Gaoting Yuangulund's fleshy face suddenly turned red. After more than ten seconds, a gurgling sound suddenly came.
Xiao Gao, what's the movement?
His fleshy face turned redder and he said embarrassedly: My stomach is suffocating.
Damn, I was like I encountered leprosy, and hurriedly opened the car window that I just closed and asked like a big enemy: Are you going to fart again?
Yes ┄┄Yes
He finished speaking with difficulty, his fleshy face was like a purple eggplant. With a sharp brake sound, he suddenly braked suddenly, parked the car quickly on the side of the road, opened the car door and ran down
Xiao Gao, what's wrong with you? I thought something big happened, so I hurriedly asked loudly
Gao Ting didn't care about answering me at this time, so he hurriedly slammed the car door, ran to the side of the road quickly, aimed his butt at the direction of the road, and stood up. Seeing that he was holding his face and holding it in, it seemed as if he was constantly urging his internal strength.
Damn, does this guy have internal strength?
Grandma, after careful observation, I realized that this B actually brought leprosy outside the car. I hurriedly closed the window in fear so that the disgusting smell would float in.
After 5 minutes, this B finally got relieved
I saw him take out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, pull out one from it, and walk to my car window with a short sturdy step. He raised his hand and knocked on the window glass.
According to common sense, I must open the window glass or the door at this time, but I didn't do that.
This fart is really harmful to others and not beneficial to oneself. If I smell that smell again, I must vomit it.
Seeing that I didn't respond, he knocked on the window glass again. I started to speak in the car through the window with him.
He meant to let me get out of the car and smoke a cigarette. I shook my head and waved my hands repeatedly
He had to go back to the roadside, lit a cigarette and sucked the clouds there, and was still very intoxicated, just like taking drugs, forgetting.
After smoking, he stuck out his big butt again, and the round drum Dun's fleshy face turned red, and he seemed to have put a few stinky butts hard.
After finishing his work, he walked to the car with a short and chunky step, opened the door, and squatted his big butt in the driver's seat.
Fortunately, he did not bring Yuwei into the car
Xiao Gao, you have eaten onions and have spent the whole night. Why are the sequelae still so serious?
I ate a little more last night, and I ate more than 80 onion dumplings
Ah? More than 80 onion dumplings cost one pound?
Yes, about one and a half pounds
Damn, this guy is so edible. One and a half pounds of dumplings, if I want me to eat them, I may not be able to finish three meals.
No wonder this B is so fat. Why do you think you eat so much?
In addition to the continuous accumulation of fat on the body, it also pollutes the environment
Not only is it a manure-making machine, but it is also a fart-making machine
Damn, this B's quality should not be much better than me. After listening to his relaxed and relaxed words just now, although I was so nauseous that I was so angry that I was nauseous, after careful consideration, I felt that this guy and I were a fellow man.
Thinking of this, I suddenly felt that this guy was like my friend, and he got close to him a lot.
Hehe, Xiao Gao, can you really fart when eating onions?
Well, Director Lu, really, I didn't lie to you
I love eating onions the most. I feel comfortable all over my body, but there are sequelae
What are the sequelae?
It's really hard to stop farting.
I'm fucking, the sequelae this guy said was actually just a matter of farting, sweating
I couldn't help laughing
Haha, Xiao Gao, have you ever experienced the experience of someone else smoking you after eating onions?
After experiencing it, I almost vomited
After hearing what he said, I felt sluggish
If I had been with him for a while, instead of having a first contact like today, I would definitely be scolding him
But it's not possible now. After all, I just met you, and after all, I can't be so arrogant when I got along for the first time. It's necessary to be polite and humble.
So, I had to go silent and confront
After Gao Ting finished saying this, he heard me stop talking and immediately felt a little embarrassed again. Realizing that what he said just now was a bit too much, he hurriedly said: Director Lu, I don’t mean it!
Put your heart in mind, I can also understand your feelings, don’t mind Ah!
Hehe, it's okay, Xiao Gao, the smell in the car just now was so strong, didn't you smell it yourself?
He immediately said: I can't smell it myself
I fucked him secretly and asked non-sightedly: Do you really can't smell it or have you been fumigated long ago and lost your sense of smell?
He was stunned, glanced at me, and smiled embarrassedly: Hehe, I may have lost my sense of smell after being smoked.
That's it, can you not smell such an unpleasant smell?
I guess your sense of smell has been scattered
I was talking and laughing wildly inside.
After driving forward for a while, Gaoting Yuangulund's fleshy face suddenly turned red. After more than ten seconds, a gurgling sound suddenly came.
Xiao Gao, what's the movement?
His fleshy face turned redder and he said embarrassedly: My stomach is suffocating.
Damn, I was like I encountered leprosy, and hurriedly opened the car window that I just closed and asked like a big enemy: Are you going to fart again?
Yes ┄┄Yes
He finished speaking with difficulty, his fleshy face was like a purple eggplant. With a sharp brake sound, he suddenly braked suddenly, parked the car quickly on the side of the road, opened the car door and ran down
Xiao Gao, what's wrong with you? I thought something big happened, so I hurriedly asked loudly
Gao Ting didn't care about answering me at this time, so he hurriedly slammed the car door, ran to the side of the road quickly, aimed his butt at the direction of the road, and stood up. Seeing that he was holding his face and holding it in, it seemed as if he was constantly urging his internal strength.
Damn, does this guy have internal strength?
Grandma, after careful observation, I realized that this B actually brought leprosy outside the car. I hurriedly closed the window in fear so that the disgusting smell would float in.
After 5 minutes, this B finally got relieved
I saw him take out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, pull out one from it, and walk to my car window with a short sturdy step. He raised his hand and knocked on the window glass.
According to common sense, I must open the window glass or the door at this time, but I didn't do that.
This fart is really harmful to others and not beneficial to oneself. If I smell that smell again, I must vomit it.
Seeing that I didn't respond, he knocked on the window glass again. I started to speak in the car through the window with him.
He meant to let me get out of the car and smoke a cigarette. I shook my head and waved my hands repeatedly
He had to go back to the roadside, lit a cigarette and sucked the clouds there, and was still very intoxicated, just like taking drugs, forgetting.
After smoking, he stuck out his big butt again, and the round drum Dun's fleshy face turned red, and he seemed to have put a few stinky butts hard.
After finishing his work, he walked to the car with a short and chunky step, opened the door, and squatted his big butt in the driver's seat.
Fortunately, he did not bring Yuwei into the car
Xiao Gao, you have eaten onions and have spent the whole night. Why are the sequelae still so serious?
I ate a little more last night, and I ate more than 80 onion dumplings
Ah? More than 80 onion dumplings cost one pound?
Yes, about one and a half pounds
Damn, this guy is so edible. One and a half pounds of dumplings, if I want me to eat them, I may not be able to finish three meals.
No wonder this B is so fat. Why do you think you eat so much?
In addition to the continuous accumulation of fat on the body, it also pollutes the environment
Not only is it a manure-making machine, but it is also a fart-making machine
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