Chapter 265: Getting away

Hearing Piliya ask me angrily what I did last night, it was so listless

I was panicked and uneasy, but on the surface I tried my best to pretend to be a person who was fine, and replied with a tough attitude: What am I doing and do I need to report to you?

What did you say?

Still stubborn

Piliya said as she reached out and twisted the flesh on my back, and started to turn the twists and flowers.

This girl's fingers are slender and her fingers are so strong. A severe pain comes from her back. It hurts so much that I scream while gasping for cold air.

Say, tell me honestly, what did you do last night?

You said you didn't say it?

Pili Ya refused to give up, and she said while strengthening her hands

Under the severe pain, I no longer care about it, swearing swears, dirty words came out: My god, you stinky girl, can you be awkward?

If you want to let go of your hand, I will tell you

She let go of the hand that twisted my back, reached out to my cheek, and twisted my cheeks harder.

He kept saying: Lu Dacong, he has rebelled against you. How dare you scold me so viciously

OK OK OK I won't scold you, let go and I'll tell you

I beg for mercy in pain, and then I let go of my hand

I reached out and touched my painful and numb cheeks, cursing in my heart: Grandma's Piliya, when I get to you one day, I will definitely get you stuck.

Say Ah, tell me, what did you do last night?

What else can I do? Reading books at home

Bah, the genius believes it

Really, why am I lying to you? I'm really reading a book

Well, what book can you read?

Hehe, I'm watching the uncensored version of Jin Ping Mei

The talented girl Piliya must know what type of thing Jin Pingmei is. After hearing me tell the name of Jin Pingmei's book, her face turned red involuntarily

Are you really looking at Jin Ping Mei?

Of course, this can be fake

OK, let me ask you, who wrote Jin Pingmei?

Oh, hehe, it's so pediatric. It was written by the famous Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng

When Piliya heard me say this, she believed me a little, and a smile appeared on her face.

I took the opportunity to ask: Have you seen Jin Ping Mei?

Get out, don't talk nonsense here

Only those with dirty thoughts and low-level vulgar books can read them

You say I am a dirty, low-level and vulgar person?

Who else do you think you can be?

Haha, I have such dirty thoughts, such low-level vulgarity, you are so close to me, be careful to be infected, haha

Just like, you can't infect me, you can only bring you better and better

Well, that's right, those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black

Don't be here, go quickly

After walking a few steps, Piliya muttered behind me again: Why do I look at you less and less like I am reading a book? Well, I am definitely not reading a book. I don’t know what you are trying to do?

Otherwise, you wouldn't be so staggering

Oh my god, a woman’s heart is so delicate, and Pili Ya has even more keen eyes. Can’t she hide it from her?

My heart, which had just calmed down, began to pound again

But as long as there is a glimmer of hope, I will try my best to make a quibble: I read the book all night and hardly slept. I wanted to sleep at home today, but you called me out.

Of course I don’t have the energy and strength to rest well. I’m hiking like this again. Besides, it’s my first time participating in such an activity, so of course I can’t hold on anymore. It’s normal to walk stagger

Humph...

What are you humming?

If you told me yesterday that I was participating in such a donkey world today, I wouldn't do anything last night and would definitely sleep well

(This is true)

Humph...

Damn, this girl is still half-believing and half-doubted. There is no way. It seems that she can only use her last move to gamble. If she makes a big splash, she will be successful if she fails.

The beautiful woman in the 28th body looks like, and she uses a sword to kill the foolish man

Although no one's head falls, the bone marrow is dry in secret

I recited the first poem of Jin Ping Mei Kaising to Pi Liya to prove that I am indeed reading a book

What are you talking about? Why is the lust so strong? She asked in confusion

I whispered to her: This is a poem that begins with Jin Pingmei. I said I read the book last night, but you don’t believe it, so I had to recite this poem as a testimony to prove that I was indeed reading the book last night and did not lie to you.

Humph, Liang, you dare not lie to me

Piliya smiled sweetly while saying that, her expression told me that Piliya really believed it this time and really thought I was reading a book at home.

Thank goodness, I finally deceived her

While happy, my sense of shame became stronger. I felt that it was not necessary to deceive her like this, but there was no other good way. If I didn't lie to her, I would be beaten to death by her.

Suddenly, I carefully recalled the poem "The Golden Bottle Plum Blossom I recited just now. After savoring it, I suddenly realized it and realized it. The poem "The opening book written by Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng is so classic. It turns out that although no one's head falls, it is secretly called your bone marrow drying.

Thinking of this, I feel that my bone marrow is about to end

Under the sunlight, my sleepy eyes narrowed into a slit and drooped again

It seemed that there was no strength in my body, and I became more and more staggering when I walked