The police car sang a harsh siren all the way and quickly arrived at the police station.
As soon as the police car stopped, the female policeman lifted me off the police car like an eagle catching a chicken, took me into a room with thick eyes, and copied me on a radiator.
Oh my god, you dead female policeman, I'm screaming and scolding in my heart
He kept saying: I am a good person, I am just a passerby, why did you arrest me?
Are you police still unreasonable?
She didn't listen to my explanation at all, and started searching after collide me.
She searched out all the messy things such as wallet, cell phone, key, etc. in my clothes and put them on the table
Then I started searching my waist, probably searching for whether I had a weapon on my body
She touched my little waist all over but found nothing. She looked down and said with a 'huh', and she was very surprised. I followed her gaze and saw that my crotch was wet. I was puzzled when I was confused and said to the female policeman: Why are you splashing water on my crotch?
The female policeman turned red and suddenly turned around. After enduring, she couldn't help but burst into laughter.
When she smiled, I immediately realized that my wet part was urinating on my own?
If I was urinating by myself, why didn’t I feel it?
At this time, a male policeman in his forties came in, looked at me, and said to the female policeman: Xiaokang, are you just arrested?
Yes, Team He
What's going on?
Officer Liu and I found two robbers in the Peking University market, so we chased them all the way and caught one, but now we don't look like it
As soon as I saw that the male policeman in his forties was an official, and the female police car said that I didn't look like me, she immediately shouted: It's not like me, it wasn't originally
I'm a good person, a passing person
What are you calling?
Do you still need our investigation
I'll take you to the interrogation room and put you in an iron cage
This female policewoman is very young, but she speaks very well
When I heard her say this, if I screamed again, I would put me in an iron cage. I was immediately scared and dared not speak anymore.
The policeman named He looked at me carefully. When he saw that my crotch was wet, he smiled and said: Why are you still scared to pee your pants?
Well-off, carefully examine it, don't catch the wrong person
Yes, Team He
After the policeman named He went out, I was convinced that he was really scared to pee his pants, but when did he be scared
I can't remember what I've been peeing
I guess I was scared to pee when I was pressed to the ground by this female policeman and that male policeman.
At this moment, only the female policeman and I were left in the room
The female policeman took out my ID card from my wallet, kept looking at my ID card, muttering Lu Dacong, which is my name.
Looking at the photos on the ID card, I kept comparing with my old face
Only then did I see the face of the female policeman clearly
Oh my god, this female policeman is as beautiful as a flower, with skin as cream, peach cheeks and apricot noodles, and a slender and tall figure.
Wearing this police uniform makes you look heroic and radiant
Her hands are slender and tender and white, and they are round and round, making people unable to help but want to touch them.
Such a beautiful woman who is difficult to describe is actually a policeman.
Sister police, I am a good person. Really, I didn’t lie to you. Please let me go quickly, right?
Your name is Lu Dacong?
Yes, yes
Hometown, age?
Isn't there an ID card?
I know there is on my ID card, I'm asking you
As she said that, she glared at her eyes, scared me to death, and immediately told her about her hometown and date of birth.
Where to work?
I work in the xx bank office
Did you really misunderstand? Did you really catch the wrong person? She said to herself
It was just a mistake, it was a misunderstanding
What are you walking?
Just run away, why are you still so sneaky?
You can't blame us even if you catch the wrong one
I ran because there were no street lights on that road. I felt very scared that I ran away.
It’s not that I was sneaky, but before you caught up with me, two young men just ran over from me in a panic. I was very scared at the time and seemed a little sneaky.
Who can prove it?
My friend can prove that I went to send my friend home tonight
He had a quarrel with his girlfriend and drank a lot of wine. I was worried that I would send him home. I didn't expect to be arrested by you on the way back.
OK, tell me your friend's mobile number, I want to verify it
I immediately told her the mobile phone numbers of Bian Luning and Hei Mudan, and then said: If you don’t believe it, let them both come over and let them prove that I am innocent
I? Who are you calling me?
The female policeman opened her eyes wide and glared at me angrily
NND, I'm just talking so well, and said the word "I'm" in front of the female policeman
I hurriedly apologized to her: I'm sorry!
I've missed it
She gave me a blank look and said: Do you still call yourself a man, like working in a bank?
So unqualified
As soon as the police car stopped, the female policeman lifted me off the police car like an eagle catching a chicken, took me into a room with thick eyes, and copied me on a radiator.
Oh my god, you dead female policeman, I'm screaming and scolding in my heart
He kept saying: I am a good person, I am just a passerby, why did you arrest me?
Are you police still unreasonable?
She didn't listen to my explanation at all, and started searching after collide me.
She searched out all the messy things such as wallet, cell phone, key, etc. in my clothes and put them on the table
Then I started searching my waist, probably searching for whether I had a weapon on my body
She touched my little waist all over but found nothing. She looked down and said with a 'huh', and she was very surprised. I followed her gaze and saw that my crotch was wet. I was puzzled when I was confused and said to the female policeman: Why are you splashing water on my crotch?
The female policeman turned red and suddenly turned around. After enduring, she couldn't help but burst into laughter.
When she smiled, I immediately realized that my wet part was urinating on my own?
If I was urinating by myself, why didn’t I feel it?
At this time, a male policeman in his forties came in, looked at me, and said to the female policeman: Xiaokang, are you just arrested?
Yes, Team He
What's going on?
Officer Liu and I found two robbers in the Peking University market, so we chased them all the way and caught one, but now we don't look like it
As soon as I saw that the male policeman in his forties was an official, and the female police car said that I didn't look like me, she immediately shouted: It's not like me, it wasn't originally
I'm a good person, a passing person
What are you calling?
Do you still need our investigation
I'll take you to the interrogation room and put you in an iron cage
This female policewoman is very young, but she speaks very well
When I heard her say this, if I screamed again, I would put me in an iron cage. I was immediately scared and dared not speak anymore.
The policeman named He looked at me carefully. When he saw that my crotch was wet, he smiled and said: Why are you still scared to pee your pants?
Well-off, carefully examine it, don't catch the wrong person
Yes, Team He
After the policeman named He went out, I was convinced that he was really scared to pee his pants, but when did he be scared
I can't remember what I've been peeing
I guess I was scared to pee when I was pressed to the ground by this female policeman and that male policeman.
At this moment, only the female policeman and I were left in the room
The female policeman took out my ID card from my wallet, kept looking at my ID card, muttering Lu Dacong, which is my name.
Looking at the photos on the ID card, I kept comparing with my old face
Only then did I see the face of the female policeman clearly
Oh my god, this female policeman is as beautiful as a flower, with skin as cream, peach cheeks and apricot noodles, and a slender and tall figure.
Wearing this police uniform makes you look heroic and radiant
Her hands are slender and tender and white, and they are round and round, making people unable to help but want to touch them.
Such a beautiful woman who is difficult to describe is actually a policeman.
Sister police, I am a good person. Really, I didn’t lie to you. Please let me go quickly, right?
Your name is Lu Dacong?
Yes, yes
Hometown, age?
Isn't there an ID card?
I know there is on my ID card, I'm asking you
As she said that, she glared at her eyes, scared me to death, and immediately told her about her hometown and date of birth.
Where to work?
I work in the xx bank office
Did you really misunderstand? Did you really catch the wrong person? She said to herself
It was just a mistake, it was a misunderstanding
What are you walking?
Just run away, why are you still so sneaky?
You can't blame us even if you catch the wrong one
I ran because there were no street lights on that road. I felt very scared that I ran away.
It’s not that I was sneaky, but before you caught up with me, two young men just ran over from me in a panic. I was very scared at the time and seemed a little sneaky.
Who can prove it?
My friend can prove that I went to send my friend home tonight
He had a quarrel with his girlfriend and drank a lot of wine. I was worried that I would send him home. I didn't expect to be arrested by you on the way back.
OK, tell me your friend's mobile number, I want to verify it
I immediately told her the mobile phone numbers of Bian Luning and Hei Mudan, and then said: If you don’t believe it, let them both come over and let them prove that I am innocent
I? Who are you calling me?
The female policeman opened her eyes wide and glared at me angrily
NND, I'm just talking so well, and said the word "I'm" in front of the female policeman
I hurriedly apologized to her: I'm sorry!
I've missed it
She gave me a blank look and said: Do you still call yourself a man, like working in a bank?
So unqualified