At the end of 2011, I followed Lao He to Guangzhou. The branch was just opened, so it was naturally busier than usual. In addition, I had to adapt to the new environment, so I was a little dizzy.
I never had time to clean up my new home I just moved into, it was a mess
Once, Lao He went to my house to watch a football game. As soon as he entered the door, he almost fainted from the smelly socks and shoes everywhere.
He was originally planning to share the lease with me, but later he refused to go to my house again. He repeatedly asked me to find a girlfriend as soon as possible. Even if he didn't find a girlfriend, he had to clean up the house, otherwise my bonus would be deducted.
In addition to family, this is the first time that outsiders have urged me to have a girlfriend, and I am actually a little amused and crying.
No matter how much you joke, Lao He is still very good to me
Lao He has no more friends in Guangzhou, so I have become one of the few trustworthy people he has
He will send me a secret code to take you to tea tomorrow, and then take me to Dongguan to enjoy the warmth of women.
Compared with Shanghai, I have seen Dongguan, which is known as the capital of sex, is indeed worthy of the title of men's paradise. The women in the sauna hotels and the various services make me often ashamed that I have fallen into the same virtue as Lao He.
I have never been a noble gentleman. Even Xiaoya says I am perverted. I will not pretend to be so hypocritical in terms of men and women. There is no need to pretend to be noble in meeting physiological needs.
But every time I feel happy, I always feel a lack of passion when I see young and strange women crying under my body
Perhaps, sex without love is always just a physiological need. Even Hu Lili, I still have deep pity for her.
So maybe I really should find a girlfriend
Later I met Lin Lan
After coming to Guangzhou, one day, I received a call from Li Yàn
After failing the college entrance examination that year, I chose to repeat the exam, and Li Yàn went to a very ordinary university. After graduation, she went to Guangzhou, and I was in Shanghai and the contacts gradually became less and less
Brother, have you come to Guangzhou? Li Yàn asked excitedly on the other end of the phone
Yes, it's been half a month, and you don't come to see me, I said
I only found out today
Li Yàn said, I'll come here right away
I have indeed not seen Li Yàn for many years, so when I see her again, I can only describe it as shocking.
After not seeing each other for many years, Li Yàn's originally slender figure has gained weight, and she wears glasses and speaks gentlely. She is still the little girl who ate, drink and have fun with me back then.
Brother, you are getting more and more handsome, and you are getting more and more mature. You are the diamond five. Li Yàn looked at me and said, By the way, Hu Lili actually asked me for your phone number last time, and this vixen still thinks you are not good enough.
I thought about Hu Lili, and felt a little guilty, so I couldn't tell her, so I had to say that it was over and I still mentioned what to do.
Our classmates are preparing to get together on the weekend. Everyone is in Guangzhou. Why don’t you come together? Li Yàn said
Why, do you want to meet handsome guys again?
I looked at her fat appearance, but can your figure still seduce men? It seems that you are so happy in life. Is this six months pregnant?
I was joking with her
No, it's only four months old. She answered very straightforwardly
I was surprised now. I didn't expect that she was married. And looking at her happy face, she seemed to have been a good life
What about you, how are you doing? Your sister said, have you broken up with Xiaowen? Li Yàn asked
When did you see her? She still told you this? I'm a little curious
Of course, she is also my sister. Li Yàn said, I went back to Changsha some time ago and happened to meet her. I remembered the words she said before that we were cousins, and laughed out loud.
I don't want such a high-quality man, and I don't know that Xiaowen's head is wrong. It's useless to run so many legs back then and give her so many gifts. Li Yàn said
Maybe they have a high vision, you think everyone is as unqualified as you, I don't want to mention those pasts, I pretend to be relaxed
Cher Li Yàn said with a little contempt, I have a high vision, I will take you to see my husband next time
I couldn't bear to refuse Li Yàn's invitation, and I hadn't reunited with my former classmates for a long time, so I agreed
On the weekend, I went to a class reunion. I thought I could meet the tall and handsome husband that Li Yàn said, but I only saw her alone.
I was surprised. When Li Yàn saw me, he suddenly pulled a girl from the side and introduced her to you, my college classmate, and my best friend, Lin Lan
That was the first time I saw Lin Lan
Maybe it was because I have been single for a long time, or maybe it was because of Li Yàn, Lin Lan was beautiful and charming that day, as stunning as a goddess
Her eyebrows and eyes were not decorated too much, but they looked fresh and natural, but beautiful and exquisite. Her long eyelashes and bright eyes, and the light-colored lip gloss highlighted the beauty of the whole face but not charming, just like a rose blooming in the early morning.
I have always hated women with heavy makeup, but the girl in front of me, although she was wearing light makeup, every detail was exquisite and beautiful, with a graceful figure. Under the dark windbreaker, the white T-shirt could not cover up the concave and convex curves. The pencil pants outlined the perfect slender thighs and the right boots, and the whole person was full of elegant and beautiful temperament.
Especially when I was laughing, I suddenly remembered a Korean drama "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" in college. Lin Lan smiled like Han Caiying inside, especially the two dimples on her delicate face, cute and beautiful
How do you look so nice? I exclaimed in Changsha dialect, which means that this girl is so beautiful
Thank you Lin Lan actually understood what I said. Now it's my turn
They are also from Changsha, so if you want to praise others, you have some sincerity. We are not the ones who gossip behind our backs. Li Yàn glared at me and said
I was a little embarrassed, but fortunately Lin Lan responded well to my praise. She smiled and reached out to me. I held her hand. It was smooth, delicate and soft, and the atmosphere was finally not so awkward.
At that party that day, I met many old classmates whom I had not met for many years. Of course, there was no Xiaowen and no Hu Lili.
When you see me, everyone's topics are inevitable without Xiaowen
After all, the prodigal son turned around and gained the favor of the school beauties through his own efforts. The story of the beauty he finally hugged was widely circulated in our class, but except for Li Yàn, no one knew what happened to Xiaowen and me in the end.
Ang Lee, where did you hide our school beauties?
As the hero of the story, this is the question I hear the most
Although I was calm on the surface, I felt a little embarrassed. Fortunately, Li Yàn came out to speak for me and said that Xiaowen was on a business trip abroad and had no time to come back.
This not only relieves me of the situation, but also makes Xiaowen and I live better than ordinary people. There is no need to worry about Xiaowen's continued disappearance.
Li Yàn is also a delicate woman, I can't help but look at her with gratitude.
Li Yàn, it's really a sister. She fooled the teacher back then, we all obeyed you! The class monitor joked
When did I fool you? He was my brother? Li Yàn smiled and then yelled in a lengthening voice: Brother
Alas, I also deliberately elongated my voice and replied
Everyone burst into laughter
I never had time to clean up my new home I just moved into, it was a mess
Once, Lao He went to my house to watch a football game. As soon as he entered the door, he almost fainted from the smelly socks and shoes everywhere.
He was originally planning to share the lease with me, but later he refused to go to my house again. He repeatedly asked me to find a girlfriend as soon as possible. Even if he didn't find a girlfriend, he had to clean up the house, otherwise my bonus would be deducted.
In addition to family, this is the first time that outsiders have urged me to have a girlfriend, and I am actually a little amused and crying.
No matter how much you joke, Lao He is still very good to me
Lao He has no more friends in Guangzhou, so I have become one of the few trustworthy people he has
He will send me a secret code to take you to tea tomorrow, and then take me to Dongguan to enjoy the warmth of women.
Compared with Shanghai, I have seen Dongguan, which is known as the capital of sex, is indeed worthy of the title of men's paradise. The women in the sauna hotels and the various services make me often ashamed that I have fallen into the same virtue as Lao He.
I have never been a noble gentleman. Even Xiaoya says I am perverted. I will not pretend to be so hypocritical in terms of men and women. There is no need to pretend to be noble in meeting physiological needs.
But every time I feel happy, I always feel a lack of passion when I see young and strange women crying under my body
Perhaps, sex without love is always just a physiological need. Even Hu Lili, I still have deep pity for her.
So maybe I really should find a girlfriend
Later I met Lin Lan
After coming to Guangzhou, one day, I received a call from Li Yàn
After failing the college entrance examination that year, I chose to repeat the exam, and Li Yàn went to a very ordinary university. After graduation, she went to Guangzhou, and I was in Shanghai and the contacts gradually became less and less
Brother, have you come to Guangzhou? Li Yàn asked excitedly on the other end of the phone
Yes, it's been half a month, and you don't come to see me, I said
I only found out today
Li Yàn said, I'll come here right away
I have indeed not seen Li Yàn for many years, so when I see her again, I can only describe it as shocking.
After not seeing each other for many years, Li Yàn's originally slender figure has gained weight, and she wears glasses and speaks gentlely. She is still the little girl who ate, drink and have fun with me back then.
Brother, you are getting more and more handsome, and you are getting more and more mature. You are the diamond five. Li Yàn looked at me and said, By the way, Hu Lili actually asked me for your phone number last time, and this vixen still thinks you are not good enough.
I thought about Hu Lili, and felt a little guilty, so I couldn't tell her, so I had to say that it was over and I still mentioned what to do.
Our classmates are preparing to get together on the weekend. Everyone is in Guangzhou. Why don’t you come together? Li Yàn said
Why, do you want to meet handsome guys again?
I looked at her fat appearance, but can your figure still seduce men? It seems that you are so happy in life. Is this six months pregnant?
I was joking with her
No, it's only four months old. She answered very straightforwardly
I was surprised now. I didn't expect that she was married. And looking at her happy face, she seemed to have been a good life
What about you, how are you doing? Your sister said, have you broken up with Xiaowen? Li Yàn asked
When did you see her? She still told you this? I'm a little curious
Of course, she is also my sister. Li Yàn said, I went back to Changsha some time ago and happened to meet her. I remembered the words she said before that we were cousins, and laughed out loud.
I don't want such a high-quality man, and I don't know that Xiaowen's head is wrong. It's useless to run so many legs back then and give her so many gifts. Li Yàn said
Maybe they have a high vision, you think everyone is as unqualified as you, I don't want to mention those pasts, I pretend to be relaxed
Cher Li Yàn said with a little contempt, I have a high vision, I will take you to see my husband next time
I couldn't bear to refuse Li Yàn's invitation, and I hadn't reunited with my former classmates for a long time, so I agreed
On the weekend, I went to a class reunion. I thought I could meet the tall and handsome husband that Li Yàn said, but I only saw her alone.
I was surprised. When Li Yàn saw me, he suddenly pulled a girl from the side and introduced her to you, my college classmate, and my best friend, Lin Lan
That was the first time I saw Lin Lan
Maybe it was because I have been single for a long time, or maybe it was because of Li Yàn, Lin Lan was beautiful and charming that day, as stunning as a goddess
Her eyebrows and eyes were not decorated too much, but they looked fresh and natural, but beautiful and exquisite. Her long eyelashes and bright eyes, and the light-colored lip gloss highlighted the beauty of the whole face but not charming, just like a rose blooming in the early morning.
I have always hated women with heavy makeup, but the girl in front of me, although she was wearing light makeup, every detail was exquisite and beautiful, with a graceful figure. Under the dark windbreaker, the white T-shirt could not cover up the concave and convex curves. The pencil pants outlined the perfect slender thighs and the right boots, and the whole person was full of elegant and beautiful temperament.
Especially when I was laughing, I suddenly remembered a Korean drama "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" in college. Lin Lan smiled like Han Caiying inside, especially the two dimples on her delicate face, cute and beautiful
How do you look so nice? I exclaimed in Changsha dialect, which means that this girl is so beautiful
Thank you Lin Lan actually understood what I said. Now it's my turn
They are also from Changsha, so if you want to praise others, you have some sincerity. We are not the ones who gossip behind our backs. Li Yàn glared at me and said
I was a little embarrassed, but fortunately Lin Lan responded well to my praise. She smiled and reached out to me. I held her hand. It was smooth, delicate and soft, and the atmosphere was finally not so awkward.
At that party that day, I met many old classmates whom I had not met for many years. Of course, there was no Xiaowen and no Hu Lili.
When you see me, everyone's topics are inevitable without Xiaowen
After all, the prodigal son turned around and gained the favor of the school beauties through his own efforts. The story of the beauty he finally hugged was widely circulated in our class, but except for Li Yàn, no one knew what happened to Xiaowen and me in the end.
Ang Lee, where did you hide our school beauties?
As the hero of the story, this is the question I hear the most
Although I was calm on the surface, I felt a little embarrassed. Fortunately, Li Yàn came out to speak for me and said that Xiaowen was on a business trip abroad and had no time to come back.
This not only relieves me of the situation, but also makes Xiaowen and I live better than ordinary people. There is no need to worry about Xiaowen's continued disappearance.
Li Yàn is also a delicate woman, I can't help but look at her with gratitude.
Li Yàn, it's really a sister. She fooled the teacher back then, we all obeyed you! The class monitor joked
When did I fool you? He was my brother? Li Yàn smiled and then yelled in a lengthening voice: Brother
Alas, I also deliberately elongated my voice and replied
Everyone burst into laughter