Chapter 21 Jumping Deer 3, The Man-Eating Shark is Coming

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What's going on?

Teacher Xu was thinking quickly

Only then did Teacher Xu realize that what happened last night was just Nan Ke Yimeng

Isn't what I saw last night true? He pinched himself in secret, and it hurts quite a bit

Why are you in a daze? My wife asked

Are you back? Teacher Xu asked Teacher Xiao Lu

I still live outside if I don’t come back!

Xiao Liao, Teacher Xu called out last night Xiao Liao kept peeking with him but no one

Xiao Liao yesterday? Why was my friend here? Teacher Xiao Lu asked, "You bought a ticket yesterday?"

Didn't buy it

How can I get in if I didn't buy it?

Oh Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves a Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves For the first time in my life

Then you go home and wait here?

yes

Then what have you heard of?

What did you hear? There is no one here

Teacher Xu was a little confused

(I heard that a song became famous in one go or I heard that there are very beautiful female singers singing naked? Teacher Xu doesn't understand this) This is not what he pretends to be, but it's not easy for some people to understand.

Come into the house and go home quickly

My wife was relieved, she began to say impatiently

I sang a song in Batang last night. I think it's good. I can continue singing it. My life will definitely be fine in the future.

That's good. When he turned over, Teacher Xu suddenly found that there was a red thread tied to his wife's ankle and a few pearls were worn on it. What's going on?

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Where did you go last night? Teacher Xu continued to ask Teacher Xiao Lu after returning home

I didn’t do anything to sign a contract from today onwards! Are you happy?

... It was originally a happy time, but Teacher Xu couldn't be happy at all.

Not long after I got home, I just took a shower, and Teacher Xu was still making fried eggs with tomatoes. This is Teacher Xiao Lu’s favorite dish

Since we have signed the contract, although it is a bit uncomfortable, we still have to celebrate it.

At this moment, the doorbell rang

Teacher Xiao Lu quickly opened the door

Teacher Xu, who was about to open the door first, was going to take the lead in front of Teacher Xiao Lu to see who it was.

I didn't expect to get up early and go to the evening party

Let Teacher Xiao Lu open the door first

Otherwise, Teacher Xu would probably not allow people outside to come in

Teacher Xu was still wondering. He slept at the door of his house yesterday, but the dream was like a real thing, and many plots came true.

In the dream, my wife said that someone is here today, but now someone is here.

The short oil, the man-eating shark is coming! What wind blows you? Teacher Xiao Lu said in surprise

After the man-eating shark came in, Teacher Xiao Lu said happily, Teacher Xu, hurry up and make tea.

It turned out that person was him! Teacher Xu gritted his teeth and thought. It seemed that I was wrongly blamed the principal!

Jumping deer!... When the person who came with the man-eating shark saw Teacher Xiao Lu, his eyes immediately flashed with thief lights, as if he wanted to eat people

But when he saw Teacher Xu's revenge again, he immediately restrained himself again

Haha, long-awaited Daqi, long-awaited Daqi

What's the jumping deer? The man-eating shark didn't know that something big happened in the experimental garden last night

In the living room, Zhang and Li family members were sitting together and chatting for a few words. The most common thing I said was yesterday's performance.

Tell me, why did it become a jumping deer? This is the thing that the man-eating shark is most concerned about

The last show last night, PIPIBOY, who was the finale, suddenly felt that the money he gave was not enough! The DJ was looking for a chance and thought it was OK after hearing a few words, so she asked her to go up to save the scene. She thought it would be good if she didn't break the pot, but she really beat the whole audience! The first sentence became very popular

You see again today, the girl who came with me continued to say that the song was played on the streets and alleys, but no one invited me! They came from Tiannan, and a song was smelly if they didn't sing. I heard that no one asked for it when they went back. All the original contracts were terminated.

That was what he asked for. The boy said, they had no new songs for a long time, and they always had a few songs, and no one liked to listen to them. They were tired of listening to them.

What song did she sing? What did the Man-Eating Shark ask what Teacher Xiao Lu sings

Open the sky! The two of them argued,

Turn the sky on Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves The girl said, that word is so amazing and written!

Oh Wave The Man-Eating Shark thoughtfully said that he paid great attention to all the words and deeds of the girl

The song is good too! The boy said

Sing better! Still that girl

Oh Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Man-Eating Shark Says

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes ... The boy agreed

But now singing, you don’t let others sleep, no matter men or women, you can’t cross that threshold... The girl said this again with purpose, although she just said a lot of good things for the jumping deer.

Stop talking!

Tiaotiao Xiaolu directly interrupted the visitor. She didn't want her husband to know this, so she said something else.

While speaking, she even shook her eyes at the man-eating shark

What is this? Waves Waves Waves Waves Waves Then Teacher Xiao Lu asked her to be wary of this girl

She is Yang Cuicui's real estate agency. The Man-Devouring Shark introduced that this is Yang Cuicui's boyfriend. How about our tips? A famous handsome guy in the experimental park!

The Man-Eating Shark has always wanted to get Yang Cuicui, but she has never been able to do it.

I want to exchange my wife with Teacher Xiao Lu today

It turns out that it is not easy, because Yang Cuicui's attitude has always been very firm.

So although I was about to come yesterday, I didn't dare to come because I was not sure.

I didn't expect that today is only one night away, so why does the Man-Eater Shark seem to be a little bit of a loss?

Hello, the jumping deer stretched out her right hand to Yang Cuicui

You continue to say, how is she singing? The man-eating shark is very interested in this matter, so he doesn't care what color the jumping deer is.

Open the sky!

Yang Cuicui also learned to sing, "No, no, no, no, no, bad, the original singer is here, right? Are you really a jumping deer? I didn't see clearly when I was too far away last night.

Yang Cuicui still doesn't believe her eyes

Are you? The Man-Eater Shark doesn't believe it, so he asked Teacher Xiao Lu

Well... Teacher Xiao Lu nodded reservedly

Oh my god, this happiness came so suddenly! Who is so lucky to be with such a big singer!

Why not sing one? Tips suggest

Can't sing

Teacher Xu brought tea and each person gave me a cup of tea.

He was afraid that Teacher Xiao Lu would be even more uncontrollable if he became famous.

Therefore stop

But the reputation of the Tiaodiao Deer is no longer something that humans can stop it.

...The few people looked at each other, and no one said anything, and it felt uncomfortable and uncomfortable

What if we celebrate a celebration? Man-Eater Shark suggests, I will book a table in our best hotel without worries

No need, Teacher Xu said that she would take a break before she started performing in the evening.

How did he know that I had a performance tonight? Teacher Xiao Lu felt a little uneasy but she didn't say it out loud.

Otherwise, she really needs a rest. Teacher Xu is still working tirelessly, hoping to drive these uninvited guests out.

Brother Xu, why don’t you go out for a while? The purpose of the Man-Eating Shark is asking him to come here is very clear. I am not going to give in to the other party this time

The two of them were able to find a secret, and no one was willing to give up the key vote in the hands of Teacher Xiao Lu.

Teacher Xu looked at Teacher Xiao Lu, hoping that she could keep herself, but the jumping deer turned her head aside

I'll go cook, what do you want to eat?

After losing the first game, Teacher Xu also found that he was a little out of control, but he refused to go out.

He felt so uncomfortable that he imagined his beloved wife being naked and rolling on his bed with another man naked

Being abused and insulted by others

His heart hurts like a knife

Should I change the sheets after I go back? He tried to distract himself with such a question, but the more he distracted he became, the more uncomfortable he felt

You can't read this paragraph

Teacher Xu's view is very wrong

Women have the same feelings in terms of sex and should also enjoy the same rights as men. There is no question of insults or wastes. These are all feudal ideas and consciousness left over from men's society and do not meet the standards and requirements of human progressive society.

What do your friends eat? My husband is cooking well. Teacher Xiao Lu asked the man-eating shark.

The two young men are almost the same as the man-eating shark, both are so handsome and generous

They don't eat anything and I heard that you are so beautiful. They must come and see you.

Teacher Xiao Lu has told the Man-Eater Shark that Principal Kong had eaten her vagina, so he said this on purpose today.

Why don't we go out for dinner? Tiaotiao Xiaolu whispered that there is only one goal, and avoid Teacher Xu and don't know where she learned this trick from.

No, the man-eating shark is also here, your butt is half as good as mine, right?

Go! Don't talk nonsense. Teacher Xiao Lu is unhappy. I'll make another pot of tea for you. As she said that, she wanted to go to the kitchen to persuade her husband

No need to make tea, they heard that you are so beautiful, really want to see your body

The man-eating shark said, winked into the kitchen and hummed with his nose.

It means that the people inside don't know how much they are in trouble? I want to see what else he can do

Teacher Xiao Lu's face suddenly turned red like an apple. No, but I don't know which one she was talking about was not good?

You said it was OK last time. Let me talk about the important thing about picking up the man-eating shark.

I think you're talking about a female man, it's not OK

In fact, they have never mentioned men and women at all, and the original intention is that men are just now Teacher Xu has not left in the kitchen yet, and she is still listening to the jumping deer, so she has to refuse.

The two men and women looked at each other, as if they meant to say, "Look at what I said!"

This is the experimental park, and all behaviors between men and women are legal; but there is a prerequisite that both parties must agree.

She also took off

The man-eating shark advised Teacher Xiao Lu to say

What he meant was that the girl also took off her clothes at the same time, and the two of them competed.

Neither side suffers a loss

In fact, the original purpose of the Man-Devouring Shark is Yang Cuicui

For Teacher Xiao Lu, the Man-Devouring Shark felt that she was absolutely sure that although she was squeamish on the surface, she still had to listen to the Man-Devouring Shark in the end.

I can't compare to others. Teacher Xiao Lu said that she didn't think so in her heart.

Let's see it

The other girl was not ashamed at all. Before Teacher Xiao Lu could do anything, she started taking off her clothes.

Because the weather is much colder than in the south of the north, people wear more clothes.

She had a loose over-the-butt sweater outside. After taking off her sweater, she was covered in tight clothes.

It's really great to outline a girl's figure

The girl twisted her body and took two cat steps to let everyone see clearly

Then he raised his head, looked down, and looked in the direction of the jumping deer

Tiaotiao Xiaolu glanced at her husband, Teacher Xu, who was already standing at the kitchen door, looking very nervous

Teacher Xu thought this was asking for his own opinions, so he shook his head.

In this case, no matter what the jumping deer asks him, he will only shake his head

We don't compare with her, he thought in his heart but didn't say it

Unfortunately, the meaning of the little deer is not that Teacher Lu is just tentatively reflecting that Teacher Xu exposed his existence, which aroused great dissatisfaction.

The Man-Eater Shark has another interpretation of this, why don't you go out? He is actually rude to Teacher Xu.

... Teacher Xu didn't say anything

Can you go out for a while?

Seeing Teacher Xu didn't believe what he heard, the man-eating Shark repeated the words again, as if he was the master here

He told Teacher Xu, I have a package ticket for the Grand Canyon Game Stadium here. Go and experience it. Today is the weekend. This ticket will take several hours to queue up to buy it.

As he said that, he stood up and stuffed the ticket into Teacher Xu's hand.

The principal used to drive me away, but now it has become your and my home. Why can't I make the decision myself and always listen to other people's instructions? Teacher Xu doesn't want to leave

Now the right to speak is in the hands of the referee again

This was agreed upon by us. Teacher Xiao Lu finally spoke and helped outsiders speak!

This agreed upon means that they had already made an agreement before coming to the experimental park. Every time the Man-Eating Shark comes to visit Teacher Xiao Lu, Teacher Xiao Lu has the right to let Teacher Xu avoid it.

Even my wife says that

There is no way, this is not the first time

According to Lai Wuyou’s agreement, every time the Man-Devouring Shark comes, Teacher Xu must avoid it.

Fortunately, the man-eating shark doesn't come for long

It ended in one or two hours

They're busy

After being uncomfortable for a long time, under the ruthless gaze of everyone, Teacher Xu was helpless and had to leave with a blank face in disappointment, and his heart was as painful as a knife.

However, after leaving, Teacher Xu did not go to the amusement park

What's the point of going there alone?

He sat quietly not far from his doorstep

So he could hear the movement in the room

If Xiao Lu calls for help and needs my help, I will suddenly appear in front of her like Superman

Unfortunately, such cry for help never appeared, but the harmonious conversation between men and women

Is this the sound of the man-eating shark

... I can't hear what Tiaotiao Xiaolu answered clearly

In order to hear clearly what people in the room are saying, Teacher Xu moved closer and sat on the steps at the door.

Let's take off your top

Didn't it mean that the two of them took off together? This is the sound of the jumping deer

Naya-kun...

There was a rumbling sound of undressing out of the room, and then, it seemed as if the smell of the often closed places in the woman's armpits and breasts ran out.

This bra didn't come from last night. It's the sound of tipping.

The one I snatched yesterday will never come back again. This is the sound of the jumping deer. This is her glory. I wish I could ask about this.

Teacher Xu outside understood that some parts of his woman had been lost.

However, there is such a characteristic in the experimental garden. If the matters of personal affairs, especially between men and women, is voluntary, even if the husband is, he has no right to interfere; but on the other hand, even if this is the case, the marriage can still be maintained.

Although I feel very uncomfortable, this feeling of discomfort is caused by the feudal possessiveness of the opposite sex that has been formed over thousands of years in people's minds. Once this feudal consciousness exists, its rules, or its influence is disturbed, denies, or contempt, the holders of this idea will feel extremely angry or take measures to resist.

You start taking off your pants... It's the sound of the man-eating shark again

Speak quietly... He is still outside! This is the jumping deer talking

Outside? No, right?

Teacher Xu smelled a smell of a woman's lower body, smelly, smelly

The Chinese have a very light body odor, and it is the kind that people like and is tempting, so you don’t need to use perfume at ordinary times. If it is a nation with heavy body odor or a too bad smell, you must use perfume to cover the unsightly body odor emitted by your body.

If a person with heavy body odor has just finished such a large amount of exercise, the smell emitted by his body must have a very irritating component.

Make the people around you feel uncomfortable and uneasy

Why don't I go out with him?

After saying that, the man-eating shark buttoned up the clothes again (it was just said that taking off the top refers to two women. I don’t know why the man-eating shark followed suit), and walked out.

Because he didn't believe that Teacher Xu was still at the door

There is no one when you go out, come back and feel sick and disgusting her, making her always troublesome! It seems so great to sing a song

Unexpectedly, as soon as the door was opened, I saw Teacher Xu sitting at the door

The position is closer than what the Jump Deer said

Teacher Xiao Lu is talking about the flower bed

Teacher Xu had heard what Teacher Xiao Lu said, and he thought he should leave, at least move to a farther position, but he was naturally slow to react and had not moved yet. The man-eating shark had already come out.

Didn't go to play? I couldn't go back anymore, so the man-eating shark had to sit on the steps next to Teacher Xu and chatted side by side.

There are flower beds on both sides, and the three-ye Jin planted inside. The flowers are blooming just in time, and the pink petals are spread all over the ground. The afterglow of the artificial sun shines on it makes it look even more beautiful.

This kind of flower is the city flower of several major cities in the south, and it can bloom for eight or nine months a year.

Just not tolerant of cold

However, in the experimental garden, because there is heating in winter, the temperature of the entire building is not very low, so the southern flowers can grow normally here.

Why don't you go and play? The man-eating shark asked again

Not interesting

What are you thinking?

Thinking of nothing

The two of them couldn't speak together, so they had to stop talking and once they stopped talking, the sound of the people in the house being spoken out.

The new guest said, "It's better to start quickly."

Do you really want to perform? Teacher Xiao Lu blushed

Why don't we wait for the man-eating shark to come back? The girl named Yang Cuicui said

... I can't hear what Tiaotiao Lu said again now she is always on guard against Teacher Xu

I touch you... The voice of a man

... I can't hear what Tiaotiao Deer is saying, otherwise Teacher Xu can already rush in to protect her

Another familiar smell of Teng Ti glanced out

Teacher Xu has a very sensitive sense of smell, which is better than others

But the important signal at this time is language, not body taste

There is no logic in body odor, language is the most advanced signal

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The man-eating Shark was anxious and hoped to go back to the house to participate in such an interesting game. But Teacher Xu was so angry that he couldn't leave, otherwise something might happen.

That won't work! Suddenly, the loud noise of a jumping deer coming from the house must be that someone said something inappropriate to her.

Teacher Xu suddenly stood up. This was exactly the moment he expected his wife to shout for help. Although it was a bit far-fetched, it was impossible to have a better chance.

Sit down. The man-eating shark pulled Teacher Xu back to his position and sat down.

The room was quiet again and it disappeared like this

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A few young men riding bicycles slowly passed by on the street in front of the door. We went to "Four People World" for a cup of coffee. This project made me so happy. A young man riding a bicycle said

See if there are any good girls to find one, and the other says

Is there any way to get the ticket for the Jump Deer last night?

She still sang today, but the tickets had been snatched away. The scalpers had thousands of tickets. There was no way, and it was impossible to be stripped away again today. However, you really saw her singing naked last night?

You can watch the video! It's already available online

If you don’t have time to see, how is her body?

Very good, especially her steamed bun pussy... It's white, without a single hair...

That's called White Tiger

Where does she live?

It seems that we can live in a hotel without worries, right?

Teacher Xu wanted to chase after them and scold them, but was pulled by the man-eating shark. Don't listen to them and don't know them like them.

Even seeing that place? Is it still a cyclist?

It's not that I see it! It's that I see it clearly! You don't have to worry. Her simulated robot will definitely come out in a few days and even the shade is the same at that time.

Do you need to queue up now?

... The cyclist's voice became less and less, and finally he couldn't hear it