Chapter 45 Teacher Xu Chapter 13, Feast (Modified Version)

The little deer sat down on the cushion helplessly. This time she was so honest that she knelt in front of her uncovered black bushes, which were not good-looking. She crossed her legs and ordered tofu, and she gave her something tofu.

A few people sat down, and Fatty started to send a job as the master

Pour our teacher wine to serve rice. The fat boy bent down and touched the breasts of the jumping deer. While rubbing it, he pressed it against the woman's ear. He looked at Teacher Xu and said, "Hurry up."

Teacher Xiao Lu didn't move, staring at Teacher Xu with both eyes viciously, as if saying, "Don't look at me!" I'm not wearing clothes. Apart from my husband, other men can't see you, and it's not my husband. Can you see this? Why don't you leave yet!

Teacher Xu immediately discovered that it is okay to visit the students at home and see the students, but it is a bit inappropriate to eat at the students' home.

It should be a kind of corruption, right?

No matter how uncomfortable

But it is too rude to go immediately and does not conform to the feudal tradition of this nation for thousands of years.

Now that's going to be a slap in the face

So he insisted on not moving, but he lowered his head and didn't look at Teacher Lu opposite him.

If he hadn't divorced, he would definitely not allow Teacher Xiao Lu to do this. He would not even want the principle of being a human being in order to get a song. He could not be so shameless.

Next to a square, large glass coffee table, Teacher Xu and Teacher Xiao Lu were sitting face to face, separated by two students on both sides.

The two have not seen each other for many days, but they never thought they would meet again in this way

Teacher Xu raised his glass,

Cheers, the two naughty kids quickly raised their drinks and said

But Teacher Xu didn't want to toast, but stood up instead...

When the two children saw that there was no movement, they put down their cups again. They looked up at the teacher’s going to do but they didn’t expect that as soon as they put them down, Teacher Xu spoke again.

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What a good poem! Look... Fatty swept his eyes at the jumping deer, meaning, look at how talented our teacher is!

The jumping deer glanced at her mouth, her chin tilted to the opposite direction of the fat boy, and let out a long breath with her nose, and hummed and meant that, I don’t know him yet!

But this humming is broken, the fat boy sees the flaws from it

Fortunately, before Fatty thought about it, Teacher Xu had something wrong with him. After he finished speaking the poem, he drank the wine in his glass in one gulp and threw the wine into the air.

That's a complete set!

Fatty, don't look fat, you're quite flexible

Flying up, the volleyball player caught the wine glass like a female player

My dad, who was picked out from the same natural crystal, should be deducting my living expenses when he knows it

1. Like father, like son;

2. Teacher Xu, Teacher Xiao Lu is really a natural couple, and none of them is a fuel-efficient lamp

The jumping deer quickly changed into an ordinary cup and handed it to the fat boy.

Drinking Teacher Xu spread his right hand and said

Fatty quickly handed over the fake crystal cup

He can touch this cup

The two looked at each other, and finally handed out the crystal cup, poured the wine and handed it on.

The people of the world are all waves, waves, waves, waves, waves, waves, waves, waves, waves, waves, waves, waves, what do you want in this life? After drinking the wine, the cup is thrown out again

Because I was in the direction of the jumping deer, this time I changed it to three people picking up, one is so fucking very white

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But the few people didn't feel disappointed. Before sitting down, Fatty specially gave the Tiaodiao Deer a few olives.

As soon as she saw the olives, the jumping deer immediately changed color. Her eyes widened, showing a very angry look.

Why are you glaring? Are you not afraid of glaring your eyes out! Fatty said

It was really something that fell on the other. The jumping deer immediately became honest, protecting her breasts with one hand and taking the olives with the other.

No one listened to Teacher Xu's poems, he felt very disappointed, and he hoped that at least Teacher Xiao Lu could understand his poetry, so he couldn't help but look up at Teacher Xiao Lu.

Teacher Xiao Lu felt Teacher Xu's burning gaze and thought it was Teacher Xu's discovery of her obscene action. He was reincarnated and put the olives aside.

She sat there, facing Teacher Xu's burning gaze, and felt a sense of discomfort all over her body.

I had to clamp my legs, and my upper body covered my front chest with my hair

But her breasts were too high and her hair was too smooth, so there were always two bright red nipples that drilled out of the gaps in her shiny black hair.

Teacher Xiao Lu had to press them back, but after a few seconds they came out again.

Press and drill again, drill again and press again...

What's wrong with you today? I'll give the teacher a meal and sing to Teacher Xu later! The fat boy patted the woman's bare back with his thick palms and said strangely.

Teacher Xu shook his head and said to himself, "I can't help you..."

Teacher Xiao Lu thought it was an opportunity, so he quickly picked up the olives secretly again

She knelt down and served a few bowls of rice from the rice cooker beside her, and threw it to Teacher Xu with anger.

I...I should have guessed that you are in a mess!

Teacher Xiao Lu's face is like the weather in early spring changes.

It's sunny for a while

But she still held the olives in her hand with relish

I wanted to drink with Guanghan, but I didn't know that my sister was wearing clothes and traveling with Jiuzhou, but I didn't expect that the journey would be abandoned... Here, Teacher Xu compared Teacher Xiao Lu to Chang'e on the moon, but she was not satisfied with Chang'e's despicable deeds

Two lines of tears fell down as they spoke

Teacher Xiao Lu blushed and put down the olives again

When Fatty heard the words of the Tiaodiao Deer, he was not in a hurry and stopped listening to Shi, so he quickly put that thing in!

He taught a lesson to women

As he said that, he picked up the olive that the jumping deer had just put on the side and handed it to the jumping deer again

Seeing such a mess, Teacher Xu sat down again in disappointment and went to drink.

Teacher Xiao Lu glared at Fatty, but he still didn't want to, but he had no choice.

It seemed that Teacher Xu was drinking with his head down, but before he could find out, he quickly picked it up

Like a thief, he twisted a good Spanish olive into his vagina with his middle finger and thumb.

Very skillful in movement

Is there much water today? Fatty asked in a sneaky voice

... The little deer, who didn't dare to make a sound, didn't dare to make a sound, made a grin at the fat boy, and finally stuffed a few olives into his vagina one by one.

Finally, I used a little finger to penetrate the olives and stab them to the end.

Then I wanted to sit back on my seat as if nothing had happened. I didn't expect that I could not sit down or sit at the bottom if I put it too much.

I had to lift my butt halfway and prepare to pick one out

The little deer looked at the fat boy, meaning, "Did you see it?" I put too many of them in. I really can't do anything about it."

But while the deer was jumping and picking olives, Teacher Xu suddenly raised his head

So she was as if Sun Wukong had used a fixed posture, so she was so scared that she half raised her butt and didn't dare to move. Her body, which had lost balance, leaned back and almost fell down; Teacher Xiao Lu instinctively supported her on the ground with one hand.

I saw a woman protecting her vagina with one hand; her legs squatting on the ground; her butt hanging in the air

Then I didn't move again

Teacher Xu said nothing and hung his eyelids again

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Teacher Xiao Lu didn't care about shame. He quickly picked out the excess olive from his vagina in front of so many people, rubbed it horizontally on the cushion and twisted his butt a few times. Only then did he sit down.

Then, in order not to say that it was so embarrassing that they saw women filling olives into their vaginas, no one said anything, and they pulled a few mouthfuls of rice into their mouths.

A few minutes passed and everyone was very awkward in the past few minutes. Fatty was still thinking about his relationship with the Tiaodiao Deer, if she could finalize her relationship here, it would be very cool to take her out.

The accomplice's little boy was carefully observing the surroundings to see where he could show his role.

The jumping deer has a simple mind, just don't let your ex-husband find that he is using his vagina to suck olives.

Teacher Xu felt like a mirror in his heart, he didn't want to look up and see Teacher Xiao Lu's ugly appearance, but he saw clearly everyone's ugly appearance.

So, everyone calmly ate their own meals for a few more mouthfuls of food

Teacher, please try this... Fatty is quite sensible and knows to serve the teacher with wine. There is another good dish in a while...

When the fat boy didn't say anything, everyone was at peace. This sentence made a mess again. The fragile calm was broken again.

The speaker has no intention, the listener has no intention

When I heard this, others didn't feel anything, but the face of the jumping deer changed color suddenly

She immediately understood what Fatty said, and she had the thought of crying

Her thinking just now didn't catch up with Fatty

If he had known that he wanted to entertain Teacher Xu with olives, she would not have agreed to kill her.

Seeing that the fat boy was talking to Teacher Xu, no one paid attention to him. The jumping deer quietly reached out to the place where his legs were split, trying to pick out the olives.

Otherwise, after a while, the fat boy asked to ship the goods and announced that he would eat Spanish olives with fine meat and silver water.

Kneeling there in front of Teacher Xu, half-punching the drum, picking olives out of his vagina. That's too ugly

Just because I'm sitting on the futon, it's hard to get out the olives.

She must use her slender fingers to snatch out one by one

So she is going to try to squeeze out the olives with her abdominal muscles

Just as the little deer looked straight at her eyes, her face turned red, her hands clenched her fists, tightened her belly, and used her strength in secret, Teacher Xu spoke again

But this time he did not recite poems, but said a Zen saying. From a distance it was a temple...

What a poem! The little guy shouted

Looking up close is still a temple...

This second sentence is a bit cheesy, so no one applauds, everyone is waiting for the key witty words to appear

A grinning ghost sat in the temple, blushing, white and raised tail, should have been raised, but Teacher Xu could not say such dirty words, so he used his tail instead.

Teacher Xu understood, but she did not care and continued to work hard.

After a second, Fatty understood

So just as the jumping deer was blushing, a big hand suddenly came to her front and pinched her two little sisters tightly together. It turned out that the olives that had been squeezed to the door by the jumping deer were also pinched back.

The jumping deer was so shocked that she was almost out of her shit

Even if you don't have shit, you will inevitably get fat man's urine.

Looking up, it turned out to be a fat boy

He seemed to have eyes on the back of his head and discovered the evil habit of jumping deer

Ah Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave Wave scared me to death! The jumping deer stroked her chest and said, and then hit the fat man's arm twice.

These two fights seem to be a couple flirting

It doesn't matter if the jumping deer calls it, it attracts everyone's eyes to him.

Alright? Just now, he turned his back to the jumping deer, and the accuracy was terrible. It was not until then that fat boy turned around and asked the jumping deer

... The little deer was so angry that she couldn't say a word, she stared at the fat boy hard

Forget it, it won't take that long before I wait, take it out

... The eyes of the jumping deer were on fire, as if she wanted to eat people, how could she pick olives from her vagina in front of Teacher Xu for him to eat! She couldn't agree even if she died.

Hurry up, but Fatty was not afraid of her at all and urged her

I went to the toilet. The little deer said and turned around and ran towards the toilet.

The fat boy was not wary of the woman's trick. When he understood that he had already run away from him.

With a bang, the jumping deer who came back from the toilet shiny four olives, slightly smeared on the coffee table and sat back on his seat without saying a word.

I have a very big temper! Believe it or not, I will pull your clitoris off! The fat boy talked to himself and said, "I didn't even look at the jumping deer."

Teacher Xu already understood what was going on, so he glanced at Teacher Xiao Lu, shook his head helplessly

At this moment, Teacher Xiao Lu had nothing to say and didn't dare to mess with Fatty, so he had to angrily say to Teacher Xu, "Since you want to help me, I... can I leave now?"

No, the two boys said in unison

Pour wine for my teacher. Fatty is a little unhappy

I'll leave first, you can't do this. Let everyone put on their clothes as soon as possible!

Teacher Xu feels uncomfortable

He really can't hold on anymore

Although he understood that the students did not know the relationship between him and Teacher Xiao Lu, it was for his own good

But he still can't accept this

Teacher, stay here, it’s yours tonight, and the water is too much! I played it once, and it worked so well. Fatty said

Teacher, you eat olives very delicious. Another student said

I don't want to be without that! The little deer twitched in anger and denies it angrily

I can't do this, Teacher Xu also explained

Don't be idle, fat boy's little follower said

She was voluntary. Fatty explained to Teacher Xu, don't look at her saying you, she actually asked you to come here. You said, "Don't you?" Fatty turned to the jumping deer.

I'm not here for this, I'm here to talk to you clearly, not to sell myself! If I knew he came, I would never come! There is no relationship between us!

Teacher Xiao Lu strongly denied

Among them, it was not for selling oneself. That sentence was obviously a lie, otherwise there would be no need to come to this ghost place, and people would strip them naked and tie them to the cross!

Where can't we talk about?

And let’s talk about it, what clothes should I take off?

It's impossible to explain clearly

Some women even like to be played with by powerful men like this

How could this be the case? Teacher Xu doesn't understand

What's the relationship?

Fatty doesn't understand

They thought the teacher could do everything, but he had already seen that the omnipotent Teacher Xu was afraid of jumping into the deer!

She is the teacher's nemesis

There is no antidote in Chinese society now.

The rogue, the jumping deer stared at Teacher Xu fiercely

Only I can ask my dad to give her a new song, we have already agreed that as long as she has sex with me, plus one of my guests, I will ask my dad to give her a different room, and she has agreed without her!

He was not embarrassed when he said these words

In the languages ​​that have been in the Middle Ages in human history, these words are regarded as heresy and cannot be easily spoken

You are talking nonsense! The little deer shouted in anger and denied it

You will be illegal like this. Waves. Waves. Waves. Let her go.

Teacher Xu doesn't know what to do

I can write songs for you too!

He turned around and said to Teacher Xiao Lu again

This is a good opportunity, which can show your ability to write songs and your determination and kindness to give to Teacher Xiao Lu for free

But at the same time, Teacher Xu also thought to himself: What if she asked to have sex with me in order to repay me?

Can't agree! She must remarry!

You get out!

Not only did Teacher Xiao Lu not accept Teacher Xu's kindness, he even wanted to drive Teacher Xu away!

I don't want it! Fake and the little deer gritted her teeth and said, and she didn't plan to leave. She couldn't leave. Before the song was obtained, she was gone and she had no trouble in vain.

When the fat boy was about to exert force again to control the jumping deer, Teacher Xu was really ready to leave

You are not allowed to make trouble! You can’t let others put on their clothes like this! Teacher Xu said to Fatty, then turned around and prepared to leave. Do you know what human rights are?

Teacher Xu... Seeing that Teacher Xu was really leaving, suddenly, the jumping deer, who was still fierce just now, suddenly screamed pitifully behind her and trembledly

The room suddenly became quiet