Home Wuxia Novels Flower picking row KeyboardSwitching:(13/15)

Chapter 13

21days ago Wuxia Novels 6
The next day, Junhu asked to say that he was unwell and hid back to his room early, and told the waiter not to argue with him.

After serving the only customer staying in the hotel, the waiter turned to the front and chatted with the shopkeeper.

It was getting darker, and the road in front of the inn became lively again. Carriages carried the women who were begging for children to the Luohan Temple.

The shopkeeper who was chatting with the waiter suddenly stopped talking, staring at a carriage that had just passed by the door, as if fire was about to ejaculate in his eyes

The waiter looked at him and saw a woman dressed in red and green, wearing a headscarf, unable to tell what she looked like. She sat in a simple and uncrowded carriage, nothing special.

Turning around, the shopkeeper's face was already ready to close the door

Although the waiter has questions, he can't ask.

It turned out that this was a trick that Junhu played. He deliberately changed into Widow Li's clothes and walked past the inn swayingly. He was still afraid that the shopkeeper would be away and didn't see it. He had already told the coachman to slow down.

After secretly seeing the shopkeeper, he confirmed that he had seen it, so he asked the coachman to go all the way to Luohan Temple.

Junhu was just naughty for a moment, wanting to mess with them, and at the same time he could sneak into the hall

As for how they will quarrel in the future, Junhu is not worried

I came to Luohan Temple staggeringly. The sunset was about to set in the west, and the women who came here to pray for their children had already entered the main hall

Junhu walked into the hall in a covert manner, but no one paid attention to him

Because nine out of ten people who came here to pray for a child were afraid that people would know, and everyone would hide it. This helped Junhu a lot and easily sneaked into the hall.

Entering the hall, it was no different from what I saw on the roof the night before. There was a carrot and a pit, and everyone chose a statue of an arhat to guard it.

The hall was quiet and the atmosphere seemed a bit weird, because everyone was afraid of being recognized by making a sound. Especially as women, they knew the ability of the aunts and ladies to spread. Who dared to easily tell others to recognize them?

However, the country people think more straightforwardly. Who dares to spread this matter?

If anyone dares to say it, it would be like telling others that she is going to beg for a child too!

Or maybe someone thinks of this, but who can guarantee that any idiot will not let go of it!

Junhu thought about these things and thought to himself: So many people come to pray for children, does it really mean that there are so many people who cannot give birth to sons?

It seems that many people are dissatisfied with desires and come for fun!

But is their husband willing?

It seems that many of the people here are widows!

When Junhu thought of widow, he thought of widow Li last night

'This slut has such a big appetite! Maybe she will really come!' Junhu thought

In fact, Junhu's thoughts can be said to be 'even if it is not even a big hit'. There are really widows among the women who are begging for children, but there are only two or three. One of these two or three is Widow Li, but Widow Li is far away from him and is tightly wrapped. Even if Junhu and she face each other, they can't recognize him.

However, Junhu deliberately pretended to be Widow Li this time and was so angry that the shopkeeper was not wronged. But Widow Li never expected to be framed like this.

The group of women are still waiting quietly

It was completely dark, and the handlebar-style drinking outside the hall was joking, forming two different worlds with the tranquility inside the hall

However, this situation did not last long. At the beginning, an arhat appeared and extended his "divine root". The women in the hall began to feel uneasy, and everyone was waiting for the stone statues in front of them to appear as they wished.

The first woman who was favored by the Arhat put her lower body against the lower abdomen of the stone statue, and her mouth began to moan unconsciously:

Ah... um... oh... oh~~ um... oh... oh... oh...

The lost moan made the girls feel itchy, and many resentful eyes projected at her

But there are people who complain and regret not donating more money

Woo~oh...oh...oh...um~~~

The woman tried very hard to endure it and lowered her voice, but Junhu knew that she would not last long and she was almost at the limit.

Woo~oh...oh...oh...um~~wow~~wow~~

Sure enough, the woman collapsed from the stone statue after a cry of love, slid down to the ground, her whole body trembled slightly

She was so forgot about her lower body that she even forgot to cover up, so she exposed her fully satisfied vagina before the girls.

With the fire from the fire lit by the handlebar outside the hall, the honey juice on the honey hole reflected a slight light, and half flashed with the pussy slightly shrinking.

If you look closely, you can also see a thin white silver thread, connecting from the vagina to the lower abdomen of the stone statue, arrogantly proclaiming her satisfaction.

The girls were even more at ease when they saw this situation, especially those widows who came to "seek for fun". They had long been flooding with vaginal fluid and flooding.

After a while, the statue of Junhu opposite the side also appeared, and the woman was defeated in just a few seconds.

Maybe it’s a long drought that has a rainy rain!

Junhu thought so: Maybe her husband is not good!

It's just that I'm so happy when I come here, I don't even care about face

It turned out that when the woman was slid down, the turban covering her face also fell off, but no one seemed to recognize her because no one paid attention to her.

However, it is difficult to focus on her at this time, because the person next to her is already 'starting' with the Luohan'

Wow...oh... A woman in green clothes is having sex with the Arhat

It's not too much to say that she is crazy, because so far, only she has actively shaken her buttocks, allowing the Luohan's divine root to poke her pussy even harder.

Moreover, the sound was about ten feet away and I could hear it.

Well...oh...ah...ah~~hh~oh...ah!ah!ah!...

Junhu felt a little familiar when he heard this voice, and he looked at it with a close look, ah ha!

Isn’t this Widow Li?

The jade ring on the right hand, I just saw it yesterday, would definitely not admit my mistake. The shouting of this wild wave is exactly the sound of a slut.

Outside the hall, the rumbling of the handlebars stopped abruptly. Everyone listened to the extremely lewd "slutty howl", and forgot what they were doing and saying before, and stopped to listen to the rare "lutty sound"

There are also young men with poor character who have already found a secret corner to eat the "buffet"

Gradually, as Widow Li's mood became more and more lewd and obscene

Well...oh...ah...ah~~hh~oh...ah!ah~oh!ah!ah~~

Junhu couldn't help feeling dry mouth

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh~~~ The Arhat seems to understand the way of intercourse. In conjunction with the actions of the widow, the divine roots rush left and right, sometimes deep and sometimes shallow

The widow's moans became even more erratic

There was a Shandong old man in the handlebar. After listening for a long time, I couldn't help it: His grandma's bear! I couldn't help it! As he said that, he reached out and took out a thick black dick and fired a pistol on the spot.

In fact, other handlebars can't help it. Due to thin skin, I'm sorry, now some people take the lead in doing this, and they all take action. A group of people gathered around the fire to shoot together.

There are also people who can't bear it, and there are also people who feel inferior because their dick is short. They don't dare to sit down with them and fight, but hide in the grass to solve the problem secretly.

But some people are fast and some are slow, some are repeatedly repeated, and the old man is also rubbing the barrel of his gun that he has not fired for many years.

For a moment, gunfire was endless, and the essence was scattered everywhere, and the smell was strong.

But this is the reaction of the man outside the hall, but there is another scene inside the hall

The poisonous arrows formed by countless resentful and jealous eyes shot through Widow Li even more densely than raindrops

If you can kill someone with your eyes, then Widow Li may have died more than 10,000 times!

But the manifested arhat seemed to be still showing off, and he became more and more vigorous, making Widow Li tremble, and even the sound of roaring could not be made.

However, this made the men outside the hall relieved, because someone had fired seven shots in a row. If they didn't stop, they would not just be weak, but they might even be killed.

After a long time of trouble, Widow Li has reached its limit

Oh...ah...ah...ah~~~ Widow Li shouted, curled up and fell forward, and fell to the ground with a twitching sound.

And the divine root happened to ejaculate a thick stream of semen after it left the widow's vagina.

Wow! ‘Spirit’! The women next door rushed up and reached out to grab them.

A woman even opened her mouth and held her divine roots in her eyes, intending to dominate the "spiritual spirit"

Seeing this, the other women pulled the woman away, but the woman was holding her back tightly. The women worked together to pull the woman away, but were frightened by the sudden scream from the statue and bowed to the ground.

The women saw that they had caused a big disaster and were frightened and didn't know what to do

Junhu took the opportunity to squeeze forward, looked carefully at the lower body of the stone statue, and found some blood. He did not see what the woman with a divine root bite. He judged that this person who pretended to be a divine trick must have been injured.

Junhu has no doubts anymore, someone must have been making trouble, and now he has backfired, and his life will definitely be hurt. This will be convenient to find someone.

Junhu guessed that this person must be in this temple and no longer stayed, and slipped out of the temple to change back to the original, so he sneaked back from behind the temple, intending to catch this lust

This temple was converted from a house, with a firewood at the end

Junhu was passing by the woodshed without a roof, suddenly he heard a moan coming from below, and he hurriedly disappeared beside the door of the house.

It turned out that there was an authentic tunnel in the woodshed to the stone statue of the main hall, and the fake arhat was crawling out of the tunnel, and he couldn't help but moan because of the pain in his lower body.

How could he know that Junhu had been waiting outside and was about to catch him

Junhu waited for a long time, but the lust didn't appear, so he looked inside the crack of the broken door of the woodshed room.

Seeing this, Junhu could hardly help laughing out loud

It turned out that the fake Arhat was a bald monk with an ugly appearance, and a bloody dick was exposed with his bare butt. He endured the pain and applied the medicine to the wound

On the one hand, thinking that the master of the "Divine Root" that the women competed for was so beautiful, if the women knew it, they didn't know what to think; on the other hand, the monk was so sad that he looked so funny.

Junhu, who is also a man, knows his hardships very well, and then breaks into the door after he bandages.

The monk had just bandaged his dick, and just took a breath, and he didn't even hurry to pull his pants up. How could anyone break into the door?

If you are knocked out of the mechanism, you will be fine. You hurriedly pulled up your pants and pulled your dick again in panic. Blood burst out again, and you will feel so painful that you will grit your teeth and sweat.

Junhu naturally knew in his eyes, but he laughed in his heart, but he didn't even make any noise.

But his evil man complained first and scolded Junhu and said: Hey, where are you from? You don’t knock on the door, and you don’t have any rules at all.

Junhu said: Oh, I didn't expect that someone would be in the woodshed in the middle of the night, so naturally there was no knocking on the door. I wonder what the master is doing here late at night? Can the little one help? He looked at the lustful monk with a smile on his face

Don't go around without any trouble. I originally lived here, of course I'm here late at night

Junhu saw that there were all beds and chairs in the woodshed room, but he didn't lie. He wanted him to tell the truth and wanted to be a little harder.

Hey, Master, why are there blood on your feet? Master, are you killing a chicken?

Where... where is it? I... I don't eat meat or kill animals, how can I kill chickens?

Junhu laughed in his heart and said, "I didn't kill chickens, but I ate a lot of them, but I almost got my head killed after eating them."

No? Master, you've even got a lot of blood in your pants, don't lie to me

When the little monk heard this, he thought that bleeding was oozing from the wound, so he quickly looked down and Junhu took the opportunity to point his acupoints. In an instant, the little monk stopped moving, like a wood.

Hello, why are you lying to me, this donor! Well! Why can't you move? Donor help me, I can't move.

Oh, of course I can't move you when you get a hole in your mouth. Do you think I can help you?

Donor, why do you need to click my acupoints? I am a monk who has no money, please let me go!

Don't worry, I don't want money, just... Hehehe. As Junhu said, he took off the little monk's pants, revealing his injured and bandaged dick.

Hello! Donor, what are you doing? Oh, don't take off! Oh...

Wow! Master, you are so great. You are so great. You are so pursuing the sword to pose yourself! Oh! Oh! No, I disturbed Master, you castrate yourself. No wonder Master was going to drive me away. Oh, it made Master cut it crookedly. Oh, it’s better to do this! I helped Master do it for me. After a few days of learning, I will ensure that it’s neat and beautiful when I cut it. The eunuchs in the world are not as good as you... As I said that, I picked up the long sword and cut it over and over the little monk’s lower body.

The little monk was struggling with the acupoints and could not move, but he did not dare to shout and attract rescue. He was so anxious that he sweated heavily and could only whisper in a low voice to beg Junhu.

Hero, hero, please don’t joke. I am a monk and all four are empty. Why do you want to castrate yourself and do it if you cut it off? Will I still have my life?

Of course I have a life! Otherwise, the eunuch came from where? What's more, it's useless to be a monk. If you want to come, it's useless. What's the point of cutting it off? Maybe it's beneficial to the cultivation of the Qing Dynasty!

At this point, the little monk also heard that Junhu had broken through the mechanism and came to tease him specifically, and hurriedly begged for mercy: Hero, please spare your life! I know I did something wrong, please spare me! Hero!

Oh! You did something wrong? What did you do wrong? I think it is a good thing for Master to draw a sword and castrate himself. Where did the bad things come from?

Hero, stop playing with me! I know that I am pretending to be a god and making a fool have been discovered by you! Please spare me!

Oh~~Agree! It's not fun! It's fun to admit later that I'll castrate you

When he pointed the monk's acupoint, he knew that the monk had no martial arts skills and was not afraid of him running away, so he solved his acupoint

The little monk was ashamed of being pardoned, so he hurriedly bandaged his dick and put on his pants.

Junhu asked again after he finished rectifying the matter: You came honestly, what's your name? How did you do this?

You don't know, I have to tell you the whole story in a vain way.

It turns out that the monk's name is Tiedan. He was originally the son of a stone carving maker in the county town. Because of his family's decline, he used to be a turtle slave in Chunmanlou. However, because of his extraordinary talent and acquired training, he couldn't help but secretly rape the prostitutes in the courtyard to vent his anger.

His nickname for the iron egg comes because of his training words

It turned out that his father was impotence when he was young, and he was afraid that his only son would be like him, so he would be afraid that he would be out of the blue. Therefore, since he was a child, he tied two iron eggs to the place where he said. Therefore, in the past sixteen years, his words were always held high and the golden spear was not over.

At first, when he asked a prostitute to vent, the prostitutes didn't care. Anyway, one more is not much, one less is not much, and one less is no matter what, and every request is always met.

Although the madam knew, she would do whatever she wanted without capital.

But as he grew older and became stronger, his words became stronger and stronger, causing the prostitutes to evade them.

There is nowhere to vent your energy, and finally burst out

When the night was late, his energy that had nowhere to vent finally exploded. After fucking more than a dozen girls in the yard, he was not satisfied, and even the madam was tough.

It was not until after venting, I woke up and found that the madam lying under her crotch had fainted, and I realized that she had caused a big disaster, so I ran away overnight

I was afraid of being recognized, so I became a monk and became a monk.

Unexpectedly, when I joined this Luohan Temple, I often had no meals for three times, and because I came late, I could only live in the woodshed.

But it was so coincidental that there was a tunnel in this wood-room that led to the hall. It might have been just used to avoid disasters. It only led to a corner next to the hall, and happened to be under a stone statue.

These stone statues may have been hollowed out in the middle to reduce the weight of the meridians.

As soon as he came out of the tunnel, he entered the belly of the statue. He found that there was no way, and he cursed and sweared, but happened to be heard by the rare pilgrim, and turned into an arhat on the spot. He passed on one trip to ten thousand and hundreds of people, and soon everyone knew it.

With the huge increase in the money for sesame oil, the words "I think about lust after eating and wearing well" began to fulfill the sentence "I think about lust after being full and warm"

According to his skillful art learned by his father in a young age, he dug a hole in the stone statue, made a stone pillar, pretended to appear and stretched out his divine roots. This was even more sensational, and women begging for children have been continuously since then.

Tiedan naturally replaced Shizhu with his second son, which not only satisfies his lust, but also promotes the use of sesame oil.

Afterwards, he dug through other stone statues through the tunnel, and made the same mistakes, living a life of sexual happiness every day.

Until today, it was not until the first time that something happened, and I was so tired that I was injured in my life.

I also had to do this for three meals and have to... I won two things at once...

Junhu didn't want to listen to his excuses anymore, and waved his hand to stop him

After listening to this big story, it was dawn

Junhu originally wanted to arrest him and send him to the official office for strict handling, but he thought that he had suffered a lot of injuries and was taught a lesson.

Moreover, in fact, he did this to satisfy many people's dream of asking for children. If this matter is caused, many families will probably be broken.

So I just gave up this idea and warned Tiedan and went back to the inn.

When he returned to the inn, he packed his luggage and was about to leave, but he saw Tiedan standing outside the inn and looking around. When he saw Junhu coming out, he ran over and shouted, "Boss!" He just opened his legs, which was quite indecent.

What are you calling me boss?

Boss, I decided to follow the boss and walk around the world and use a sword to eliminate evil!

No, you don't have any effort at all, it's too dangerous

Boss, the statue of the god will no longer appear. This temple will sooner or later be the same as before. If I don’t follow you, will I want me to starve to death here?

Come on, I think you are imagining me traveling all over the world and riding horses everywhere! It is best to learn some kung fu and ride that horse that costs no money, right?!

The horse that doesn’t need money? The boss is talking about being a flower-picking thief? How is that possible? I mean, as long as you occasionally go to some wealthy and unkind families, beg for alms, and then take it to the local yards to "gift", isn’t this a killing of two birds with one stone? You said, right?

Your abacus is really good at fighting. Isn’t this the same as riding a horse that is free of money?

Oh no! Boss, this is very different. If you think about it, those who are unkind will definitely not do good things and do bad things. We will strengthen some to give, and those who have been bullied by them will applaud. What's more, let's take a lot of flowers to the brothel and reward those poor women so that they can earn enough as soon as possible and get rid of the sea of ​​suffering. This is even more of a great merit; the third one, that... well... this...

Junhu saw him and asked: What is the third one? I can't say anything.

That's right... I'm honestly not afraid of you laughing. I have a strong sexual desire, which is more than several times more than ordinary people. In addition, I have a talent, and I have to even control several women every time. Generally, women must not be able to bear it. I can't marry so many wives. If I force myself to rape a good woman, I don't have the ability, I don't have the courage, and I don't have the teeth. I'm not enough to get stuck in my teeth. Now I'm following you again. Naturally, you're even more unlikely to let me do these things. I'm very good at seeing me, and I feel so unhappy. After thinking about it, I can only let me vent my vent.

Junhu heard this Tiedan say it well, and couldn't think of a word to refute it for a moment, so he had to say: It seems that it's really troublesome to take you with you. You should take you around the kiln and find women at any time, so as not to get crazy and do bad things. Otherwise, it's still possible to say that it's all my fault. If you don't take you around the kiln and find women, you will cause a big disaster.

Boss, don’t say that. Anyway, you will come together to visit the kiln. I will give you the young and beautiful ones to you. Anyway, I only need to be "quantity", so the quality is just a careless one. Boss has such a reason to visit the kiln and ride the "horse" all over the mountains and five mountains. Why not do it? Boss, let’s get on the road!

Junhu couldn't tell him, so he had to go

Tiedan led two horses over, one of which had two bags on it. It seemed that he had already made such a plan and was about to walk.

In fact, Tiedan is simply afraid of staying here. If the matter is exposed, even if he is not beaten to death, he will probably not be able to escape the fate of being castrated. Therefore, even if Junhu doesn't accept him, he will definitely run away overnight.

As for how to solve sexual desire in the future, I am afraid I will find another temple and repeat the same trick.

The two got on the horse and left the town