Chapter 21

My father brought his wife and daughter and returned to his hometown in a swagger. But I didn't take him to heart, and I didn't take him seriously at all. However, my grandmother's family was extremely excited about the originally peaceful life, like a dry firewood pile in the yard. When my father's little match was touched, he burst into flames.

When he saw his father, his grandfather's yellow face was as gray as the dust, he immediately showed a precious smile; his grandmother's cheeks were full of vicissitudes of life, and his two great historian uncles completely gave up the endless and meaningless disputes, and respectfully looked at the eldest brother;

My aunt, who is a few years older than me, was wandering around her father in front of her and acting like a daughter, which made me very disgusted, but she was not jealous because I didn't like my father at all; only my uncle was always silent with comprehension.

This is not counting. What makes me even more puzzled is that every day, there are many people I have never met, let alone people I know, who come from all directions, visit my father and mother enthusiastically and I can't figure out how hard I try. These inexplicable relatives and six relatives are rushing to come, but they sincerely invite dad and mom to the banquet. There are so many people who invite dad to the banquet and drink that everyone has to wait.

Ah, I saw my father and mother eating at home today and drinking at home tomorrow. I just finished eating in the morning. I frowned while frowning and muttering. After a while, who should go to lunch at home? I heard my father shouting about indigestion all day long.

I suddenly remembered something. After my second aunt got married, my second uncle and brother were completely separated. As for my widowed father, according to local customs, three brothers were served in shifts. Each family was four months, and it happened to be three families a year. It was called "Eating Alliance Club"! Thinking of this, I muttered with deep emotion: Ah, Dad, whose house should you go to to eat the Alliance Club today?

Haha, grandma smiled so hard that she laughed: How did he think of this kid? Your dad has someone to invite you every day. What is the relationship with the Food Alliance?

Hehe, the seriously ill grandfather smiled lovingly: Hehe, don’t look at my eldest grandson, but I have many ideas. If you encounter any problems, you have to express your thoughts! You guys, can I not like my eldest grandson?

Every time my father goes to the banquet, my mother will take me with me. Every time I go to the banquet, it is an unusual experience, either happy, funny, or embarrassing, but no matter what kind of experience, the impression is profound, only this is exactly the same

Brother, laughing and laughing in the room, I was thinking about who the father should go to for the banquet and what kind of experience he would have, and the second aunt quietly walked in: Brother, go to my house for lunch today, I'm ready!

However, my father said in embarrassment: Today, I was supposed to go to your sister-in-law’s house to visit my old father-in-law. I heard that he was sick and paralyzed!

Brother, the second aunt looked crying: Brother, I know, you firmly oppose my marriage. If you don’t want to appreciate it, I won’t be difficult for you!

Hi, Dad immediately changed his mind when he heard this, Fangzi, how could he speak like this? Let's go, let's go, let's go with you now, let's go, go to your house, and drink.

Alas, my second aunt was immediately delighted and took my hand up: Let me go, my eldest nephew, go to my second aunt’s house for dinner, Juzi, the second aunt nodded to my old aunt: Juzi, let’s go together!

The big house of the second aunt when she got married was sold out when the family was separated. The brothers went their separate ways. The second aunt bought a simple, small thatched house with the little money she had shared. The second aunt said to me bitterly: "Li, the second aunt's family is very poor!"

It's really nothing wrong. Second aunt's family is indeed poor, and the low house is empty, but although it is poor, it is very neat. The poor things are arranged in an orderly manner. The paper walls and ceilings are not a trace of dust.

Without allowing me to answer, the second aunt continued with confidence: "Strength, after the beginning of spring, the second aunt will work hard and make money. The second aunt promises you that in a year, I must build a beautiful house. I swear that if I want to build it, I will build it. Moreover, the second aunt is full of hope for her future life: and, you must build it with gray bricks and tiles, otherwise you won't build it!

The local people most admire the large house with gray bricks and tiles, and think that it is the most luxurious and beautiful house. The second aunt's face is filled with infinite longing, and her thin white jade hands are scribbled with magnificent blueprints. Big nephew, the area of ​​this yard is large enough, and there is no problem in building a big house. After building the house, plant two big willow trees in front of the yard. Yes, cherry trees must be planted in the yard. Big nephew, then, you can come to your aunt's house to eat cherries!

When I heard the second aunt's words, I felt like I had eaten all the red cherries in my heart, which was sweet.

The second sister is very capable, and the old sister encouraged: Second sister, I will definitely be able to build a big house with gray bricks and gray tiles. Second sister, I want to build a double tiles.

Quick, hurry, hurry into the house! My second uncle, in panic, let my father, mother, and aunt into the house. He waved his hands and lifted me to the earthen kang. Xiaolizi, go to the kang to play!

The poor second aunt racked her brains and even put all her energy into setting up a sumptuous banquet. My father frowned and complained to the second aunt: Fangzi, why bother with this? I am not someone else, just eat something casually!

Oh, brother, see what you said, my second uncle with a small apron, wiping his big hand covered with oil stains, and then said: Brother, I am afraid that the hospitality will not be good. As he said that, my second uncle walked to the table, picked up an oily cocoon and stuffed it into my mouth. Xiao Lizi, come and try this first, it's delicious. This is a specialty from our hometown. There is no such thing in your house!

Wow, I spit out the cocoon pupa in one mouthful. Looking at the worm-like guy, I almost vomited it out. What a broken thing? Can I eat it?

Brother, after the last dish, my second uncle took off his apron and sat next to my father. He picked up the wine glass and said to his father sincerely: Brother, it’s the first time I drink, come, let’s have a drink first!

OK, Dad raised his glass and looked at his second uncle. The second uncle suddenly felt a little unnatural and hurriedly avoided Dad's bright eyes: Cheers, cheers!

cheers!

Oh, my aunt didn't have the heart to eat. She pulled a little piece of unsewn clothes from somewhere: Second sister, who did this for?

Humph, when the second aunt saw her, her face turned red and swollen. She snatched her little clothes and stuffed them under the kang cabinet. Although my aunt was not old, she knew much more than me. She smiled at her nun mysteriously, picked up a peanut and stuffed it into her mouth. Seeing her nun's embarrassment, I pulled my nun's sleeve. My aunt, who did the nun for that little dress?

Hehe, my aunt glanced at my second aunt, then attached her little mouth to my ears, your second aunt is happy!

What's the joy? I asked in confusion

Hi, idiot, my aunt patted my belly, my nephew, your second aunt has a child in her belly, that little dress is made for the child, it will be easy to wear when it is born, ha

Ah, when I heard my aunt's words, I turned my face and looked at my second aunt blankly. My second aunt's cheeks became even more red. She lowered her head and deliberately avoided my gaze. The porcelain spoon in her hand was absent-mindedly pulling the soup bowl. I looked at my second uncle again. He was pouring wine for his father like a pleasingly, and he was joking around.

My eyes unconsciously moved to Ergu's abdomen: Is there a child in Ergu's belly? In a short time, he (she) will emerge from Ergu's pussy! Oh, this is so scary! Is Ergu's pussy as big as mother or Teacher Du Mu? If not, when the child emerges, he will hurt Ergu to death.

I suddenly remembered that night when my father pressed my mother, my mother muttered: Lu Lu's head is so big. When I gave birth to him, I almost swelled me to death! Oh, how big is Ergu's pussy? What is Ergu's pussy like?

Bastard, bastard, shameless guy, as soon as this idea came out, I was embarrassed: Bastard, how can you think about Ergu’s pussy? So shameless, I deserve to die Ergu, it’s great and absolutely not to be blasphemous. Have you forgotten that you didn’t treat Ergu as the Virgin?

Uncle! I was thinking about everything aimlessly. Outside the house, my cousin's shout came my face. My cousin had already walked into the house. He respectfully walked to the earthen kang. Seeing his father sitting upright at the dining table, he said humbly: Uncle, go to my house for dinner in the afternoon, I...

Ha, dad sighed: Can you eat this?

It was hard to refuse the kindness. In the evening, the father, who was full of alcohol, was still dragged to his aunt's house by his cousin. While burping, he sat at the dining table. At the banquet, the father, who was already a little drunk, took advantage of the alcohol to teach his cousin who was the only one in the production team without hesitation. Yongwei, now, you are okay, you become the captain, your eyes are taller, and no one knows you!

No, no, my cousin said humbly: No, no, uncle, you misunderstood. The work of the production team leader is very difficult to do, and it is inevitable that he will offend people at work. Alas, I have no choice!

Humph, Xiao Haozi was still arrogant in front of her aunt. When she heard her cousin's words, she muttered to her aunt with pride: My eldest brother is the captain and the head of the production team. No matter what, the eldest brother has the final say!

Oh, my aunt is not showing any weakness: He is the captain, this is true, but in front of me, he will always be my nephew. He will do whatever I ask him to do. If I don’t believe it, my aunt suddenly raised her throat and shouted at her cousin: Big nephew!

Alas, when I heard my aunt's shouting, my cousin hurried over, Auntie, what's the matter?

Humph, the aunt snorted and said disdainfully: Go, scoop a bowl of water for the aunt!

OK, my cousin dared not disobey, so he immediately walked out of the room. After a moment, he walked in with a big wooden pie. The old lady proudly took the wooden pie and looked at Xiao Weizi like a demonstration. Xiao Weizi raised her head. Humph, you can also be the master in front of the eldest brother!

Then, the old lady took a sip of cold water and replied: Is this a big shot? I am his aunt. Not to mention that he is a small production team leader, he is the county magistrate, mayor, governor, president of the country, and I am also his aunt!

My aunt was in front of Xiao Haozi and me, showing off her elder's majesty. Suddenly, a crisp sound came from the other end of the dining table. Then, my father's roar was terrifying: "Boy, Ballball... My aunt, I, Xiao Haozi, all turned around at the same time. My father was slapped at his cousin in anger, and at the same time, he yelled in a loud voice: "Boy, ungrateful little bastard!"

Ouch, Lao Zhang, Mom hurriedly held down her father's big palm, and the big cousin covered her cheeks with pain in pain, lowered her head in extreme shame and saw her pitiful appearance. I couldn't help but think of my terrible experience. I cast sympathetic eyes to my cousin. I know better than anyone else. Dad's big slap is extraordinary, and it makes me unforgettable.

This, the eldest uncle and the eldest uncle were at a loss. The father no longer beat the eldest cousin, but pointed at the tip of his nose and kept saying: Yongwei, what a pity, this family, you are the eldest, the whole family, there are a lot of brothers. If you don’t have the ability, it’s fine, but, if you have some ability, you will not care about your parents and brothers at all

Bastard, what did you say just now: I don’t care about people? You can say it, if it’s like you said: I don’t care about people! At the beginning, my sister, my sister, when I couldn’t afford to support you, my father, my mother, why should I care about you? Isn’t the difference between my father, my mother, I don’t care about people? My father, my mother, are you different from you, why should I care about you? Well?

Then, my cousin let go of his hand, and several finger marks appeared on his right face ridiculously. He was still dissatisfied and murmured: Grandma, grandma, it hurts me and takes good care of me a lot, but this is also for my father and mother!

What? When I heard my cousin's words, my father was so angry that he trembled all over. He stood up and pounced on my cousin like a crazy big brown bear. If it weren't for my mother's timely stopping it, I dare to assert that my cousin would be ruthlessly torn to pieces by my father's big brown bear-like palm.