Chapter 157

On the eve of grandma's eighty-year-old birthday, my father made a special trip back to his hometown where he had been away for many years. When he saw his father's brother, his aunt was like a helpless little girl, and threw herself into his father's broad arms, and burst into tears with grievances: Brother, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Lao Juzi, alas, my father kindly stroked my aunt's hair and sighed like a father: Alas, it's all me, but I have caused my old girl to suffer. Alas, what should I do? Lao Juzi, it's almost the same, you should find someone too!

No, my aunt raised her face covered with tears and shook her head firmly: No, brother, I will not follow anyone except Xiaolizi!

Dad grinned bitterly: This, old girl, it’s impossible for you and Xiaolizi!

Humph, Grandma completely changed her attitude: I can't say that, why is it impossible for a young man?

Since this is already the case, let's do it for them, grandma, holding dad's arm: Xiaolizi is not a mess, don't always look at people with old eyes, Xiaolizi has bought such a large piece of land for our Zhang family, and our Zhang family has really accumulated good deeds in the past life!

Mom, dad turned to grandma: Is this possible? It's simply nonsense!

Why can't it work? The second uncle, who was yelling to throw my aunt and I into the Liaohe River to feed fish, turned around. His dark and shriveled face was hung with a pair of myopic glasses that were extremely dissatisfied. His hand was burned by inferior tobacco and held a heavy hexagram book, looking it up like a decent look: Well, brother, I have checked the birth dates and horoscopes of their aunt and nephew. Oh, they are very compatible. The hexagram book says that this may be the fate of the previous generation!

The second uncle who lost his official job because he was a soldier did not have the good luck of the third uncle. What's more, he did not have the unprecedented huge energy of the third uncle and has not resumed his work so far. In order to support his family, he had to go to monks to study Feng Shui halfway. When he looked at the second uncle's extremely serious appearance, I laughed in my heart: Haha, my aunt and nephew are in a bad relationship, and I can also find legitimate excuses in the hexagram book. Chinese culture is really magnanimous!

This is simply nonsense. Mom muttered from the side with an unhappy expression, very snobbish mother hopes to sell the land as soon as possible, take a huge sum of money, leave her hometown, grandma, and aunt with her extremely cherished son.

Then, let your baby son be together with the red noble Fan Jing, a hundred years of friendship!

In order to sell the land, I have already obtained the attractive huge sum of money. My mother and grandma quarreled repeatedly, and they did not compromise with each other and regarded them as enemies. However, my grandma's power is so huge, and there are many supporters. My mother is alone and lonely. My attitude is extremely ambiguous. I look around and stand on my mother's side, and then let my grandma go over again. Therefore, my mother, who is fighting alone, has never achieved her strategic goal.

Hum, every time I quarrel, my mother was scolded by her grandmother and ran away in a mess, but she was never willing to fail. She cursed with gritted teeth and cursed: Hum, what power do you have to not sell this old thing, my son's land? Why do you protect my son's things in your hands? Hum, just keep it alone and protect it. I see how many days you can live, and when you die, I still have to sell it!

Well, well, Dad pushed away the hexagram from Uncle Er: Let’s study the matter between Lao Juzi and Xiao Lizi in the future. Now, we have to check the calculations and what should we do if we check our mother’s 80th birthday!

Hi, grandma waved coldly when she heard this: What to do? I'm looking like someone is going to die.

Grandma is always wise, knowing that she is in her seventies, and there is not much time left: What are you going to have to celebrate your birthday, your birthday, your eldest son, grandma suddenly grabbed dad's palm and said to dad like begging: Big son, if you really have this filial piety, when your mother dies, you must send your mother well

Before I finished speaking, my grandma could not control the tears of infinite sadness. Looking at my grandma's bitter and old face, my heart was so sour. Whenever my grandma quarreled with my mother, when I saw this expression of my grandma, I no longer dared to insist on selling the land. Instead, I turned to my grandma's side without principle and unconditionally for this, my mother was worried about it.

Son, afterwards, my mother scolded me angrily: Why don’t you listen to your mother? How did you tell you? You forgot? Son, you are willing to stay in this small place? You don’t want the household registration and job in Shenzhen, you don’t want the house in Shenzhen, you don’t want Fan Jing, Fan Jing, what a good girl he is, he is young and beautiful, has that skin and body! He can’t say anything, pick one in a hundred, no, pick one in a thousand, and Fan Jing wants money, has money, houses, status, culture, and expertise! And what future can you and your aunt have?

Mom Dad pressed and rubbed grandma's dry backs tightly and replied without hesitation: Mom, don't worry, a hundred years later, your son will definitely hold the largest funeral for mom according to the most grand ceremony in our hometown.

The eldest son, when he heard his father's words, grandma was immediately happy, wiped away the sour tears, and said excitedly: Older son, you sons, you don't need to spend a penny, mom is rich! And, mom has been ready, and as she said, grandma pulled out an exquisite small suitcase from under the kang cabinet, and saw grandma pressing the lid of the suitcase, which was filled with longevity clothes and other supplies prepared by grandma for her life.

My grandmother, who worked hard all her life, was frugal all her life, could hold a penny of sweat beads, and refused to throw a grain of rice at will, had spent a lot of money on my funeral affairs a hundred years later, and it was not an ordinary spending: I would choose the best and most expensive purchase of any item!

Grandma's idea is very simple and persistent: when people live in the world, they suffer from suffering. Everything in the world is like floating and restless clouds, dying forever, but it is eternal. Therefore, when people live, everything can be careless, starving, and unable to freeze! But for eternal death, they are absolutely perfunctory.

Look, grandma happily flirted with expensive items such as longevity clothes, showing her father like showing off her home treasures: 光, baby, mother, everything she should use is ready, oh, yes, grandma suddenly remembered something, frowned, and scratched her ears: Oh, I almost forgot, I still lack two copper coins!

Haha, grandma, looking at the child-like appearance of grandma, I smiled and said: Grandma, don’t be anxious. In a few days, I will go to the antique shop and buy you a lot of ancient coins! I will definitely make it enough for grandma, haha

Go, grandma scolded: "What do you want to buy so much? Grandma only needs two. Grandma, if you buy too many things, it's useless. You're wasting money. Oh, grandma suddenly raised her head: Big boy, mom is missing a coffin now!

Mom, Dad patted his chest and promised: Mom, don’t worry, I will definitely buy you the best coffin!

My eldest son, my mother wants the fruit pine!

OK, let's buy pine nuts!

Boy, don’t burn your mother, you must bury her with your father!

Speaking of grandpa, grandma was very moved: Oh, your father, I have never enjoyed a day of happiness in his life. He died and couldn't afford a decent coffin. Now, you all have money, I also have money.

Grandma pointed out the window and said: This yard is priced at 20 million. If your father finds out underground, he will definitely be very happy. Your father has not enjoyed his life. In a few years, after I die, take this opportunity to change your father's coffin, which is worthy of him. After all, your father has left you such a big yard. Alas

Li, my aunt suddenly pushed me into the inner room mysteriously: Li, tomorrow is grandma's 80th birthday. My brother is discussing with several younger brothers what to do about this birthday, nephew. What should we do to congratulate grandma on her birthday?

This, my aunt stared at me eagerly, and her expression was no different from discussing with the housewife and her husband to deal with something. In fact, my aunt had already made up her mind. The reason why she had to discuss with me was completely out of a way that I was a wife and should discuss with the head of the family! This kind of self-satisfied mentality, so I asked back: Aunt, I don’t know anything, just say what you think!

Li, when I heard my decentralized words, my aunt was immediately overjoyed and said unceremoniously: Nephew, let's go to the county tomorrow morning and invite a opera troupe for grandma. Look, how about it?

Celebrating your birthday and singing a big show. OK, I agree!

My aunt's actions did cause a huge sensation in the town of my hometown. When I heard the familiar and unique melody of the two-person song, people rushed into the grandma's birthday yard from all directions: Ah, ha, come and see, Lao Zhang's family is singing a big show!

Let's go to Lao Zhang's house to see the two of them go around!

The Zhang family is so rich. They celebrate the old lady’s birthday and invited the county opera troupe!

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Looking at the crowds of people below the audience, the crowds were overwhelming, the aunt's face was filled with infinite happiness, and a vanity was greatly satisfied.

Hehe, a man and a woman, two extremely tacit partners jumped onto the wooden platform, and then showed off without hesitation. The male horn pointed at the female horn with a wide face covered with powder: Oh, this is all a milf, why are you still like a beautiful woman, and you are so thick and white!

Humph, the female character showed anger: Younger, am I really that youngest?

So old, even older than my mother!

Humph, I am old, I am better than your mother, boy, then, do you dare to call me mother?

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Mom The male character shouted in a coquettish voice, which attracted a low-level cheer from the audience: Ha, OK,

Mom The male character pressed towards the female character with a lewd look on her face: Mom, I want to eat it!

Wow……

The audience suddenly became noisy, and I frowned hatefully: What are these things? They are too low-level and too vulgar!

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Alas... The male and female horn agreed obediently: We understand, don’t worry, we will grasp it!

Oh, the emcee came on stage and coaxed the male and female actors off the stage: Okay, you can rest for a while. After paying the birthday of the old lady, you can continue acting and study the food and sucking!

Hahaha, the audience burst into laughter: Hahaha, it’s so fanny!

Oh, Mrs. Zhang is 80 years old, and her birthday begins!

Under the arrangement of the emcee, first of all, father and mother climbed onto the wooden platform, walked respectfully to grandma's seat, and then knelt down and kowtowed to grandma in the cheerful birthday song; next, the second uncle and second aunt; then, the third uncle and third aunt; then, the old uncle, old aunt; eldest aunt; second aunt, second aunt...

Oh! The old lady’s old girl Juzi, I’m paying my birthday to my mother!

Mom, the old lady dressed in gorgeous clothes and dressed up, walked to her grandma's seat slowly: Mom, my old daughter, I wish you a birthday!

After saying that, my aunt's knees softened, and she knelt down at grandma's feet with a buzz. She slowly bent down and started kowtowing her to grandma. I, who stood in the audience, waited for grandma's birthday. I especially noticed that my father, other uncles and aunts were husband and wife, and I paid my grandma's birthday together. The only aunt, alone, knelt at grandma's feet in embarrassment, muttering the words of birthday wishing.

Looking at the lonely, light, thin old lady under her feet, her originally smiling grandmother, her old face twitched unexpectedly, and then, the faint old eyes gushed out a drop of sad tears. Through the ethereal music, I even heard my grandmother's helpless sigh: Alas

When it was my grandson's turn to pay my grandmother's birthday, the scene made my grandmother even more embarrassed. My grandmother's eldest grandson, Xiao Shitou, the funny crystal of my incompetent love between me and my aunt, was arranged together in absurd manner by the host of ceremonies who didn't know the reason, and took turns to pay my grandmother's birthday. I called my grandmother one by one, while Xiao Shitou called my grandmother sweetly!

Alas, I knelt at my grandma's feet in a daze, and heard my grandma's bitter sigh again: