Chapter 40

Looking at my aunt pressing her ragged underwear that was pulled by her son Wu Tao with one hand, and her other covered her tears, crying in despair. I crossed my hands and didn't know what to do. Looking at my uncle's dying, but still so stupid and tricky ugly, I really don't want to stay in this room that suffocated me and was about to die. I pushed open the door helplessly, and my cousin shouted at my back: Cousin, what are you doing?

Go to the toilet!

After saying that, I closed the door and sneaked out of the narrow yard of my aunt's house like a thief. I ran towards my uncle's house in the face of the bone-burning northwest wind.

Aunt San, Aunt Sun, was standing alone by the stove, burying his head to cut vegetables. What puzzled me was that in such a cold winter, Aunt Sun was only wearing a thin pair of underwear. I quietly slipped behind her and hugged Aunt Sun's fat waist: Aunt San, I'm back! After saying that, I deceiving the coloring courage, and pinched my palms on Aunt Sun's thin underwear, and twisted it hard: Aunt San, you're not cold!

Ouch, bastard! Aunt Xinsan put down the kitchen knife, pushed and shoved with a smile, trying to break free from me: Don’t mess around, didn’t you see outsiders in the room? Aunt Xinsan pretended to push me, hugged my face and kissed me affectionately: Go, go in, go and have a drink with your third uncle!

I reluctantly let go of my aunt Xinsan and smiled mischievously at her. From my aunt Xinsan's indifferent attitude, I seemed to feel something? What is it? I couldn't explain it clearly for a while now, and I don't have time to think about it. I excitedly pushed open the door of the inner room.

In the smoke-filled room, the alcohol was soaked in the sky. Uncle San's face was blushing, and the smell of alcohol was sprayed in his mouth. He was sitting on the earthen kang carelessly. He was wearing a pair of dark red, dirty and wrinkled trousers, rubbing his sleepy eyes. When he saw me coming in, he said kindly: Xiaolizi, come here and drink with Uncle San!

Through the choking smoke, I noticed that there was a thin old fucker sitting next to Uncle San, holding a wine glass and looking at me with a smile. Seeing this, Uncle San solemnly introduced to me: Why, don’t you know me, this is your master!

Uncle San put down his wine glass and looked at the thin old man, while seriously raising his fingers: He is from Hedong. If you start from your grandfather's generation, I should call him uncle. Fuck, look at how bad people are, and they have a great seniority! But yes, what should I do? Who makes us younger than others? Just call him uncle, just call him uncle!

I came out of nowhere to this inexplicable master. I nodded quietly. I still couldn't understand the puzzling seniority of my hometown. However, the third uncle was very knowledgeable and well-founded. He could only talk about it until three hundred years ago.

No matter whoever is, the third uncle can give me a title like this or that: This is your second uncle, that is your fourth uncle, do you know him? Look, why are you so confused? Isn’t this your Uncle Zheng? Why don’t you understand nothing? What should I do if I ask me to do!

Sometimes, facing a woman of youth, my third uncle forced me to call me an old aunt without any doubt, which made me blush. Of course, there were times when I made me proud. Once, a young man who was more than one head taller than me actually called me grandpa respectfully. I was so happy that I almost died of anger. As a teenager, I was still a naughty child, and I had a grandson for no reason, which really made me very excited!

Master smiled at me, grabbed a bottle of white wine and bit the bottle cap with his teeth, and sat down: Come on, let's drink! Without the introduction of the third uncle, I can guess that this master must be my third uncle's friend. Uncle San has a lot of friends all over the world, and there are friends everywhere. There have never been a stop to his family, and sometimes there are more than one person.

Uncle San helped me fill a glass of white wine and told me happily: "Li, Uncle San made a surprise fortune today. My second uncle and I went out to catch pigs. When we met an old sow with a piglet but was sick, we bought it at the lowest price. But I never thought that we would transport it home. The old sow not only recovered from illness, but also gave me a litter of piglets screaming and screaming. Ha, no one feeds the piglets, so I found your master and asked him to help me serve me for a while. When it gets older, I will sell it. Ha, I roughly calculated that this litter of piglets can at least make this amount!

Uncle San proudly stretched out several big fingers, and I flattered and flattered: Congratulations, Uncle San!

Why? Uncle San suddenly asked me: I heard from your third aunt that you have gone to my uncle's house!

Well, I nodded and picked up the wine glass. Uncle San smiled slightly, and a faint disdain immediately appeared on his red face: Your uncle can't help it, that's a character!

He, I looked at my third uncle: My uncle is so poor that he is so poor that he has no house. Who is he? He should be a model figure of the proletariat!

Hehe, Aunt Xinsan took a plate of chopped pork with pork and twisted her fat big butt and walked into the house. She picked up a piece of pork with pork and stuffed it into her mouth. While chewing it sweetly, she took the words of Uncle San: Xiao Lizi, your uncle is amazing, you don’t put film on the photos!

Hahaha, Uncle San and the Master laughed at the same time. Aunt Xinsan put the pork sauce on the table, hugged my head and asked: "Boy, how are you doing what Aunt San told you? What are my photos?"

Alas, I put down my wine glass and spread my hands: I said, "Aunt San, you know that my uncle took photos for you and didn't put film, but you asked me to ask my uncle for any photos! You are deliberately making my uncle look ugly!

Hehe, Aunt Xin San let go of my neck and smiled with satisfaction. At the same time, she pointed at my face and said in a sarcastic tone: This guy looks really like his uncle!

Well, Uncle San nodded affirmatively: Is it like, three generations of grandma's family roots?

What, I was embarrassed and annoyed when I heard myself and my beggar-like uncle: No, no, I don’t look like my uncle!

Like, Aunt Xin San deliberately provoked: Like, like everywhere, even the voice of her speaking is particularly similar!

Humph, I threw away the chopsticks: I won’t drink it anymore!

Ouch, seeing that I was really angry, Aunt Xinsan immediately smiled and hugged me like a ignorant child, pulling at the table: Don't be angry, my aunt, Aunt Third is joking with you, unlike, my eldest nephew, how can I beg for the uncle like the beggar flower? Come and eat the food and relieve the anger! After that, Aunt Xinsan picked up a piece of pork sauce and stuffed it into my mouth. While chewing, I winked at the cute Aunt Xinsan, both eyes and tongue-tipped at the cute Aunt Xinsan.

It made me extremely disgusted and very unhappy. Not only did my third uncle and my third aunt say in unison that I looked particularly similar to my uncle, but even my grandmother was like this. However, objectively speaking, I do look very much like my uncle. I have carefully looked at my uncle many times, and then looked at myself in the mirror, and secretly said in my heart: It is undeniable that, indeed, I look very much like my uncle in many aspects!

Hehe, seeing that I was a little relieved, Uncle San said in a sarcastic tone: "Li, your uncle is in the town, it's just a lively show. Once, I passed by you and my uncle's house. Suddenly, I saw my grandma jumping out of the house, holding an Oriental Red Card Radio in my arms, running in panic. My uncle then rushed out of the house, holding a kitchen knife in his hand, cursing, and angrily chasing your grandma

I hurriedly stopped your uncle: Brother, what are you doing? But yes, your uncle scolded angrily: I have to kill her! I asked: Why is this? Your uncle said: Third brother, you don’t know, this old thing is too bad. She has money in her hands and can spend any money. I don’t have money to buy food, so I can’t borrow some from her. Look at me, I don’t have money to pay her back, so I moved my radio away! Third brother, do you think there are such mothers in the world?

Hehe, nephew, that day, I finally persuaded my uncle to enter the house: Brother, but yes, can you say something? This mother and I are using knives and sticks, so it’s so bad for outsiders to see! Nephew, and your grandma is so cruel. Well, my son is so poor that he can’t even eat, so he even goes to move his things, but yes, your uncle has any valuable things!...

Third brother, Uncle San was telling, and I was secretly browsing and Aunt Xin San secretly, with a squeak, the door was pushed open, and two people came in one after another. I knew them, but I couldn't call them. I only knew that they were also practicing pork vendors in the free market. I saw two pork dealers, one of whom covered his eyes with his hands, and the other showed anger.

Third brother, he hit me! The butcher who covered his eyes began to complain to Uncle San

The fuck should you beat me, is there anyone who sells meat like you? Another person pointed out why he was beaten: He obviously wanted to buy my meat, but you, a kid, are you stubborn and forced to pull it to you. Is there anyone who does this business?

Uncle San put down his glass and slowly lit a cigarette: Forget it, all the production team live in a production team. How can you do it if you sell less? But yes, you have to do it? Is it okay to do it? No matter what, it is wrong for you to hit someone, but I look, oh, but yes, your eyes are swollen. You are so fucking hard.

I think this is what it means, a waste of money, you give him five hundred yuan, you take the money home and take a good look at your eyes, take a few days of injury, but the disease is cured, I invite you two to drink if you don’t drink it now, but how can you drink it with your swollen eyes? But, let’s talk about it, both of you are not breathing yet, don’t get angry as you drink it, and lift the table up! But...

After mediation by Uncle San, the man called the bastard paid 500 yuan in front of Uncle San to the person who had broken his eyes as medical expenses. The matter was settled.

Uncle San, you are so good. I sighed: Your house is almost a police station, and you will be judged by fighting!

Who is your third uncle? What is the police station? After saying that, he stood up and went to get the soup spoon

Uncle, can you say something else? Don’t make me angry, okay! Uncle San rolled his eyes to the master and muttered coldly

Why did I offend you? All I said is true! You can control everything that Chairman Mao cannot control!

You can pull it down!

Xiaoli, next year, when you come again, the master said to me seriously: Your third uncle is the president of our People’s Commune!

You go, go, go cool at the same time... Uncle San muttered laughter and cry: I said, "Uncle, let's talk, laugh no matter how much you say, after drinking, you should feed me the pigs!"

Third brother, it’s bad, the second uncle who was going out to catch pigs rushed into the house in panic: Third brother, it’s bad, the pig ran away!

Ah, Uncle San put down his wine glass and didn't even have time to wear his outer pants. He followed his second uncle and ran desperately in the vast wilderness against the cold wind.

Ah, looking at the third uncle who was gradually disappearing under the horizon, I was already intoxicated, and I was alone, raising my wine glass to the window, talking nonsense thoughtfully: I raised my glass to invite the bright moon, and the shadow became three!

Hehe, the aunt Xin San beside me smiled and pushed me: "Boy, you're using fucking bad words too!"

Since the moon does not drink, the shadow will follow me, and temporarily accompany the moon to the shadow. You must enjoy the spring when you have fun!

Guru, my neck tilted, and a full glass of white wine was poured into my stomach happily. Aunt Xin San grabbed my glass in fear: How could you drink like this? It would be a big deal!

Ah, it's okay, after a glass of white wine, after a brief burning sensation, what followed was an uncontrollable excitement. I threw myself into the arms of my aunt Xinsan, pretending to grab the empty wine glass, but I was lustful and scratched her body. My aunt Xinsan, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

This guy is drunk too much again!

Aunt Xin San picked me up hard. With the rolling alcoholism, I finally plucked up the courage to hold my hands for a long time. I slid my palm into Aunt Xin San's crotch and grabbed the black hair that was extremely caring.

Ah, Aunt Xinsan was completely stunned by my horrible actions. For a moment, I was at a loss. I looked at Aunt Xinsan with drunken eyes, spraying a choking smell in my mouth, muttering: Aunt Third, let me touch, let me touch it!

A dude, the new third aunt is still stunned: You...