Chapter 45

Brother Li!

Oh my mom! That's not good, little Tiedan is up

The old lady exclaimed, thrust her into a flash, sat up, pulled her twisted pants, and put them on her legs, while she was shining at me: Big nephew, hurry, hurry, hurry up and go into the quilt to pretend to be asleep!

I pulled the quilt over and covered my body regardless of my feet. I pulled the corner of the quilt tightly with my hands, covered my head, and started to make a serious noise.

Brother Li, cousin Tiedan pushed open the door of the house, ran in jumping in, climbed onto the earthen kang, and lifted the quilt: Brother Li, you are so lazy, when is it time? Can't get up!

Oh, it's so annoying! I sat up and started to put on my clothes. When I stood up and put on my pants, Tiedan grabbed my arm: Brother Li, I want to play the horizontal bar!

Come on, I put my arms on the window frame, Tiedan smiled and stretched out her hands, held my arms, and then happily swung the swing

The old lady's face was flushed and she was still breathing quickly. In order to cover up her embarrassment, the old lady was tidying up her bedding while saying: Nephew, how are your uncle? Hehe, let's be the same as before. The piece of ragged pudding on the egg on her butt is not sewn well, but it is still so drooping?

Well, while accompanying Tiedan to swing, I replied absent-mindedly: It's not a crack, but it's still hanging down. When I walk, it's like a fan, and it's so funny.

Alas, your uncle, what should I do? It's always so sloppy! The old lady sarcastically said: Your aunt is the same, so you can't find a thread to sew it for him. This family, two dicks make soup, one dick smells like, alas, it's not a family, you won't go into the whole house! Hehe

As he said, the old lady suddenly covered her mouth and sneered: Nephew, your uncle is not an honest customer, you can always make some fun. I remember it was still in summer, your uncle had no money to drink, what should I do? He sneaked to the farm tool factory and steal the iron. As a result, the workers discovered that your uncle was scared and was afraid that the police would arrest him. He was so scared that he didn't dare to go home. He hid in the cornfield all day long. Hehe, his stupid son also joined in the fun. The two of his father and the two squatted in the ditch together. Hehe, nephew, are you talking about your uncle and the two of you, are you fun?

My aunt, I gently pushed her: Don’t laugh at my uncle, alas, everyone looks down on me. No matter who you see me, as long as you mention my uncle, you can tell me some of his lively troubles, alas

My eldest nephew, it’s not that my aunt laughs at him, he doesn’t do human affairs, hehe, your uncle is still taking photos?

What kind of photos are taken? I just lie. I don’t put film on the photo. The person who came to his house to ask for photos almost broke the door. However, what did he give to others? He couldn’t get the photos. Who asked him to take photos? My cousin said that my uncle even sold the camera, spent all his money, and had drunk a lot of wine!

Then, your uncle did nothing, what can the family eat!

Yes, the house was sold, and the commune took care of him and asked him to temporarily live in a broken classroom in the town middle school!

My aunt, I suddenly remembered that when I first came to my grandma's house, I mentioned my eldest cousin when I had sex with my aunt. My aunt told me very proudly that my eldest cousin has been promoted again and has no longer been the captain. I was transferred to the commune to serve. My aunt, can you tell me about it?

What did you do, what did you say?

Didn’t you say that my cousin is very powerful in the commune? Tell him, find a job for my uncle, so that he can earn some income, and it’s also easy to support this family!

Haha, when my aunt heard this, she smiled faintly: Nephew, you are quite a relative. Seeing that your uncle has a difficult life, you are not a villain, and you have a lot of thoughts. You are a relative. You are a relative, but your uncle and I are not a serious relative. For him, a drunkard who is not a good job, a second-rate man who can't do anything well. He talks back to my nephew, and it's really unreasonable!

My aunt, I put down my arms and hugged me: My aunt, are you happy to see my uncle's family drinking the northwest wind? My aunt, you didn't see that my uncle's family is so embarrassed. It's no different from beggars.

Under my begging, my aunt finally stood up to her body, tidy up her hair, and said arrogantly: Let's go, let's go to my sister's house and find my eldest nephew!

My cousin is no longer the same as before. The spacious and bright house is decorated in a magnificent manner. He was wearing a dark blue Zhongshan outfit, and his two pants were carefully ironed by my cousin's wife. When she saw me, my cousin smiled awkwardly, as if she was still resentful to her father's ruthless slap in the face. Soon, he got up naturally and enthusiastically let my aunt and I enter the room. I sat on the sofa and admired the dazzling new furniture in the room.

While asking my cousin’s wife to make tea and water for me and my aunt, she said proudly: How about it, Xiao Lizi, my brother’s furniture is beautiful!

Beautiful, so beautiful, brother, where did you buy it?

Oh, I didn’t buy one, I made it myself!

Hey, my brother's skills are so good!

Brother Li, my cousin Xiao Haozi ran into the house happily, stood shyly in front of me, and whispered: Brother Li, when did you come?

Last week! My eyes were staring at Little Wetness eagerly. After not seeing each other for several years, the little girl from the past has gradually matured. Her red skin and graceful waist stood delicately. When our eyes were focused together intentionally or unintentionally, Little Wetness timidly lowered her head and avoided my hot gaze. Oh, it’s been a week, why don’t I know yet!

Humph, as soon as I saw Xiao Haozi, my aunt's smiled face immediately became cold: What else do you know? You know to run to the other end of my grandma's house and never go to my grandma's house. Oh, it's not okay if my relatives are too close to me! As he said that, my aunt's eyes swept over me, and the cold eyes warned me seriously: Nephew, don't pay attention to her, this little slut, otherwise, my aunt won't be able to get along with you! Under my aunt's almost stern gaze, I turned my head obediently and didn't dare to hold my cute little cousin carefully

Xiao Lizi, the cousin's wife, walked into the house with a smile on her face: The food is ready, come, go to the kitchen to have some wine with your elder brother, aunt, yaki, go and have a meal together!

Ouch, my gray hair and at first glance, my aunt, who was even older than my grandmother, had already sat at the kitchen table. When I saw me coming in, I stretched out my hand tremblingly: Xiao Lizi, I'm so big, come and let my aunt see, Ouch, the young man is so handsome, well, there are many places like your father! Yaozi, my aunt turned to her cousin beside her and said in a sarcastic tone: Old daughter, dawn, don't you always say, "You want to have an engagement meal with your Brother Li?" Now, your Brother Li is here, when will you have an engagement meal?"

Hahaha, my cousin and my cousin laughed loudly, and my little womb-like face turned red, and my head drooped very low: Mom, what are you talking nonsense? It's just a while when I was playing in the house! You, you

But my aunt didn't smile and still looked at Xiao Yaozi coldly, her face full of jealousy, her high pursed pearl lips, and her despised gaze seemed to say: Humph, don't be so beautiful, my eldest nephew, I can't marry you, my eldest nephew, it's mine!

At the table, the old lady who was still jealous, with a cold face and a proud tone of an elder, said to her cousin straightforwardly: Big nephew, my aunt will reach the high threshold of your cadre's house for nothing! I came to your house today, please beg you if you have something to do, so you should be mentally prepared!

Alas, when I heard my aunt's words, my old cousin, who was in his teens, held a wine glass and said respectfully: What's the matter with me? Don't praise me, what kind of cadre, I'm an official with a sesame seed, aunt, don't be so ugly as a big nephew! Auntie, if you have anything to do, just say, the eldest nephew will do his best!

Humph, no matter how old the official is, he is a formal state cadre. My aunt has such a big nephew who is a state cadre, and she has such a gloomy face!

Auntie, don’t talk, my nephew can’t even hold his face!

The eldest nephew, the old lady said arrogantly: I'm asking you something, I don't know if it's OK?

Auntie, even though it is said that as long as it is the responsibility of the eldest nephew, even if it is the responsibility of the eldest nephew, it must be done for the eldest nephew!

Hi, my aunt sighed: Actually, it’s not my business, it’s my aunt pointed at me: It’s my nephew’s business!

Oh, my cousin looked at me, Guru, and took a sip of the liquor: Ha, little cousin, you are far away in the provincial capital, what can you do? Please ask your brother for your head!

In fact, my aunt continued to beat around the bush: It's not my nephew's business.

Then, who is it?

The eldest nephew, the old lady asked the cousin: My eldest nephew’s uncle is the one who takes photos, you should know him!

Meet, know, When my cousin heard this, he put down his wine glass, glanced at me quietly, and said tactfully: I know him so much, isn’t it just the one who takes photos without putting film, and can drink two bottles of wine in one meal, nicknamed Liangliujiujiu

Go, go, my aunt interrupted my cousin: Don’t say a short message in front of me. My eldest nephew and his uncle are not doing well. Hi, don’t mention him. My eldest nephew is angry about my uncle’s affairs!

Well, get angry! My cousin stared at me: Little cousin, what kind of fire did you get angry?

Brother, I blushed and said to my cousin: You haven't said everything just now. My uncle's nickname is not only called Liang Liujiao, but also behind it.

What else? My cousin Xiao Haozi asked: Your uncle is very lively. There are no ones who don’t know him in our village. Brother Li, what nickname does your uncle have?

Hehe, I said to my beautiful cousin: Two rompers

Hi, I've known this a long time ago!

Plus a pot!

Hahaha, the people in the room burst into laughter. The old lady waved her hand and continued to sigh in the tone of an elder: Yes, no one looks down on him when she gets into this position. She is simply not a human being! My eldest nephew, my eldest nephew just came back from his uncle's house. His uncle now has nothing, no house, and no job.

Yes, yes, the cousin nodded: He is the person who cares for the commune. The commune takes special care of him. After the house was sold and the money was spent, the commune let him live in the school. This is without precedent!

However, the old man continued: It’s not okay to have a place to live. My nephew, for the sake of my aunt, please arrange a job for him and let him earn a few more, so that he can support that broken family!

This, the eldest cousin looked puzzled: Auntie, my cousin’s uncle is really, yes

What is it? The old lady stared at her cousin and asked, "He is not a worker at all. The commune had not arranged a job for him before. In the first few days, she did a good job in the morning. At noon, she had to drink no matter what. Once she drank, she would never end. If she didn't drink, she would not be finished!

As a result, in the afternoon, I couldn’t do anything. Aunt, what unit is willing to use such a person!

Oh, my aunt thought: Then, you can find him a job for a long time!

Well, there is no such job, my cousin muttered bitterly: Even if he was asked to work for half a day and drink wine in the afternoon, he wouldn't do it for a long time. It took less than half a month to throw the rake and say he wouldn't do it, and he wouldn't even catch a shadow. The commune arranged several jobs for him, but he didn't do it for a month every time.

Oh, my aunt looked at her cousin coldly: So, you can't help with this busyness!

No, no, the cousin hurriedly explained: No, no, aunt, I don't mean that, I just want to say, my cousin's uncle is a person who is difficult to mess with, but I can't be anxious about this matter, take it slowly, aunt, I have already taken this matter to heart. When I have the opportunity, I will definitely find a job suitable for my cousin's uncle.

OK, my aunt nodded with satisfaction: Big nephew, you have troubled!

Where, where, aunt, don’t worry, I will definitely satisfy you. Come on, my cousin carefully picked up a piece of meat slices and put them in my aunt’s bowl: Auntie, come on, eat vegetables, eat vegetables!

Oh, Xiao Haozi suddenly started yelling: I forgot to visit my grandma's house, and my grandfather gave me a bottle of Tonghuashan wine. Brother Li, drink it slowly first, I'll get the bottle of wine for you, you can taste it, it's so sweet!

After saying that, Xiao Haozi stood up happily, like a cheerful little Yàn, flying out of the house very skillfully.

I went to the toilet! Looking at Xiao Weizi's graceful back, I put down my wine glass, used the excuse to sneak out of the house, and followed Xiao Weizi tightly: Artemisia!

Alas, Xiao Haozi stopped and turned around, still looking at me shyly. I jumped forward with a steadily, hugged Xiao Haozi excitedly, and kissed her unrestrainedly. Xiao Haozi blushed and breathed in panting: Brother Li, don’t, don’t, let the aunt see it, and I have to scold me again!

Let me kiss you, let me kiss you well!

Brother Li, please kiss me when you have time. I will get you wine, that wine is sweet!

Ah, I continued to kiss wildly: My cousin's little face is sweeter and more fragrant...

Hehe! Brother Li, you are so nice and beautiful!