Chapter 10

Wow, Wow, Wow

I beat you to death, I beat you to death

I waved the long bamboo pole and chased the big yellow dog frantically. The big yellow dog that I tortured to death was wailing pitifully, rushed out of the yard regardless of everything, and fled to the road.

Hey, I was about to continue chasing the big yellow dog, and there were screams behind me, and the low-pressure, hoarse voice, I felt familiar with it, and seemed to have heard it somewhere. I held the bamboo pole, turned my head and took a look, and saw a squeaking broken bicycle shakingly at the end of the road. There was a unkempt and unkempt man sitting on it, uncle, it was uncle!

I was holding the bamboo pole in a daze. The broken bicycle had already creaked and stopped beside me. My uncle jumped off the bicycle. I found that behind him, he was wearing a bright camera. My uncle grabbed my little hand with a smile: Lu Lu, when will he come to your grandma's house?

Uncle, I broke free from my uncle's dirty hands, held my breath, and did everything possible to smell the odor on my uncle's body: Uncle, I have changed my name!

Oh, my nephew, what name has it changed?

Xiaoli!

hey-hey

Ouch, grandma welcomed her out of the hospital and greeted her uncle enthusiastically: Big nephew, come into the house! Grandma let her uncle into the house. Grandpa, who was sick on the earthen kang, sat up in a hurry: Sit, sit, big nephew!

The fifth uncle and uncle talked to grandpa and took off his camera: Uncle Fifth, come, I'll take a picture of you!

No, no, I can't take pictures!

Although my grandfather kept wavering his hands and refused, my uncle still used his skillful skills to leave a precious photo for my grandfather. This photo will always be collected by me. Here, I want to sincerely thank my uncle!

Grandma and second aunt started to get busy and cook for their uncle. The old uncle specially brought half a bottle of white wine to him. That day, the uncle was very satisfied with the drink. Looking at his uncle's red cheeks, the grandma asked: Big nephew, how are you? Take photos of the members, it's enough to live a life!

Well, my uncle nodded: Auntie Fifth, it’s okay, it’s not like this, why not do it? However, I always sneak in and let the commune discover it, so I have to deal with me!

The eldest nephew, grandma, solemnly warned: In the future, drink less and be more careful. You are no longer young, so you must know to support your family well!

Yes, my uncle said with deep emotion: Drinking is a delay. If I hadn't been drinking, I wouldn't have been fired from the photo studio and ended up today. I had no job, so I secretly took photos for others and earned some money!

After drinking and eating, my uncle wiped his mouth, pushed the creaking broken bicycle, and walked out of the house with murmuring. Seeing me playing with my aunt in the yard, my uncle stared at me with his cloudy eyes and shouted excitedly to me: My nephew, let's go and stay at my uncle's house for a few days!

I hesitated: No, I was embarrassed when I heard my uncle's words. To be honest, I really don't want to go to my uncle's house. When I see my uncle's outfit, I can infer what his home will look like: No, no, I won't go, uncle, I want to play with my aunt!

Hi, my uncle said: There are people in my uncle's family who play with you, your cousin Xiaoshu, your cousin Xiaoxiao, and...

Go, grandma reluctantly advised me: Big grandson, I finally went back to my hometown, how could I not go to my grandma's house to see you! Go, grandson! Grandma continued: Go, grandson, stay at your grandma's house for a few days!

Hehe, when my uncle heard this, his eyes lit up. He smiled slightly and carried me onto the broken bicycle: Let's go. After saying that, my uncle opened his hands and pushed the broken bicycle. I sat blankly behind the broken bicycle. Unintentionally, my eyes fell on my uncle's butt egg again. Wow, the rag pudding was still ridiculously hanging behind my uncle's butt, and kept shaking

Along the way, my uncle chatted with me enthusiastically, but I agreed absent-mindedly, and my eyes were always unwilling to leave the ragged pudding on my uncle's butt egg

My uncle pushed me and walked out about ten miles, chatting, and came to a prosperous town. On a street across the town, in front of a tall, solid, blue brick and gray tiles, ancient and ancient northern traditional house, my uncle finally stopped: My nephew, I'm here, grandma's house is here!

I followed my uncle and walked timidly into the strange, made of thick blue bricks, in the deep and quaint yard, with my eyes fixed on my uncle's butt eggs. My uncle pushed the broken bicycle to the brick wall, and then shouted loudly and stinging into the dark room: Mom, look, who is here?

Oh, the grandma with a small apron was the first to sneak out of the house and smiled at me with a hypocritical smile: Oh, my big grandson is here, come in, hurry in, hurry in!

Hoho, I struggled to cross the high threshold, a short and fat old man with a kind smile on his face, nodding to me sincerely: Oh, grandson is here, come into the house

Come here! My uncle waved at a woman and a man, two dirty children: Come on, you know, he is your cousin, she... My uncle pointed to the little girl and said to me: Big nephew, her name is Xiaoshu, my eldest daughter is your cousin, he... My uncle pulled the little boy with a snot on his face again: He, my youngest son, Xiaoxiao, is your cousin

Hehe, Xiaoshu, who was dressed in dishevel, stared at me for a long time, and then said to her uncle: Dad, my cousin is so beautiful!

Humph... Grandma said coldly: This little girl movie, when she sees a boy, she has to comment first. It’s good-looking or not, and it’s not promising!

Come, come to my uncle's house to sit! My uncle grabbed my hand and walked into a dim room. On the messy earthen kang, there was a tall woman sitting. Her originally snow-white shirt had turned black and her neckline was covered with disgusting oil mud. She had bare feet with long and long legs. Because she had never cleaned it carefully for a long time, her feet were covered with black bugs, narrow and long, and her curly toenails were covered with black mud.

The tall woman was fiddling with her in a mess. When the photos she had just washed out saw me enter the house, she hurriedly stood up and looked at me blankly. Her uncle glanced at her: What are you looking at? This is my eldest nephew, from the provincial capital! Her eldest nephew, she is your aunt!

Hehe, my carefree aunt smiled at me in a daze, then squatted down and continued to fiddle with the photos of the kang

Oh, mom, you made a mistake again!

Xiaoshu, the cousin standing by the earthen kang, picked up a small paper pocket and frowned and reminded her aunt: Mom, you made a mistake again. This photo belongs to Lao Li’s family. Why did you pretend to be Lao Ma’s family?

Is that right? My aunt smiled carelessly: Why did I forget again?

The eldest nephew and uncle lifted up the big wooden cabinet beside the kang, took out the apples and white pears in a daze, and stuffed them into my hands very generously: Eat, eat, eat, there is still one after the meal!

The bleak sunlight shone in the room without any sense. The chaotic earthen kang emitted an unbearable sour smell. The bedding and dirty clothes that had long lost their true colors were torn all over the kang. The glass on the window frame was covered with stains. It was no longer clear that the pedestrians and vehicles on the road outside were as thick as the ancient copper coins.

Couple, Xiaoshu put down the paper bag and walked to me: Let’s go to the yard to play for a while!

OK, I followed Xiaoshu and Xiaoxiao and came to the strange yard. I sat on an abandoned stone mill. Xiaoshu also sat down close to my body, and his little hand gently grabbed my arm. I turned my head and looked at my cousin Xiaoshu with expressionless face.

Xiaoshu's skin tone was slightly dark, but it was quite tender. Her red face, which was slightly slightly slurped due to lack of cleanliness, flashed with charming luster. A pair of bright big eyes blinked, her long and shiny black eyelashes were shaking cutely, her fat little lips were licking up and down mischievously, and her fleshy body exuded a unique milky fragrance of a girl: Cousin, are you far away from home?

I answered very simply

Is your house beautiful?

Beautiful, much more beautiful than here!

Cousin, can you take me to your house in the future?

Yes, if you want, I will take you there!

Great, thank you, cousin!

Xiaoshu, Xiaoxiao, big nephew, and uncle walked out of the house and shouted at us: The meal is ready, let's go into the house for dinner!

Come on, grandpa, grandpa, enthusiastically, carried me to the kang

I quietly looked at the strange grandfather beside me. I intuitively thought this was an old man with a gentle personality. He was short and fat, with a round head, and his bare forehead was shining with a dazzling luster.

I paid special attention to his wide and plump palms. Looking at his grandfather's not outstanding, let alone beautiful hands, my father's words couldn't help but ring in my ears: Your grandfather is not simple, his craftsmanship is quite superb, especially the dumplings he made, which are well-known far and wide. With this craftsmanship, your grandfather opened a restaurant with a size of Guangxingfa! Hehe, your grandfather's wish is Guangxingfa, and if he doesn't want to pay for it!

Now, my grandfather has run the Guangxingfa Restaurant, which has been operating for most of his life, has long been nationalized. The owner of the restaurant, my grandfather, has become an ordinary cooking master in Guangxingfa Restaurant, receiving a large monthly salary. And the ancient mansion that my grandfather spent all his life savings was also confiscated to the government, leaving only three small houses for my grandfather's house. The town government used the rest of the rooms and spacious yard to set up a farm tool factory. My uncle worked in this farm tool factory.

The same is true for grandma who is very vain and likes to show off. Grandpa never mentions his past to anyone, and he doesn't want to talk about his present. Grandpa always smiles. After get off work every day, he walks into the house and tucks a small apron to cook for the family.

Come, eat! Grandpa pushed the chopsticks in front of me and urged me with a smile. I turned my head and stared blankly at the dining table full of rich dishes. I thought to myself: No wonder Grandma always shows off to her neighbors when she is at my house, and it seems that this is definitely not a boast! Grandma's dining table is full of delicious food, and some foods I have never tasted in the restaurant

Grandson! Grandpa picked up a piece of sausage and put it in the small porcelain plate in front of me: Eat, eat it!

Well, I lowered my head and looked at the sausage carefully: Grandpa, why is your sausage white?

Oh, grandpa smiled and said: Grandpa, this is what grandpa made himself. Will it taste delicious?

It tastes delicious, I chewed it seriously, and the taste is indeed completely different from the red sausages sold in the store: delicious, delicious!

Hehe, when I heard my praise, my grandfather actually laughed like a child praised by the teacher: It's delicious, then just eat it, hehe! In excitement, my grandfather's fat head tilted up, squirted, and took a sip of the white wine with a slight sip. Looking at the bottom of the wine cup, my grandfather suddenly remembered something. He grabbed a small wine cup and said to me: Grandson, can you drink some?

Hi, you are just talking nonsense, grandma scolded grandpa angrily: How old is he? Just let him drink, just talk nonsense!

Oh, if you don’t drink, don’t drink it. Come on, grandson, eat vegetables and eat more vegetables!

Dad! Cousin Xiaoshu chewed the steamed buns and asked her uncle: Where will I save my cousin after dinner?

I still need to ask, save it in our house. My uncle replied

No, when I heard my uncle's words, I immediately remembered the dirty earthen kang in his house. I shook my head desperately: No, no, I save it at my grandma's house! When I said the word "Save it!", I couldn't help but feel funny. I followed the customs. After a few days at my grandma's house, I consciously or unconsciously started to speak my hometown dialect.

OK, grandma said: OK, after dinner, save it at grandma's house

Then, my cousin muttered: Then, I'll save it at grandma's house too!

OK, whatever! My uncle raised his hand, and grandma frowned: No, I don’t want this rogue, it’s so pleated!

I don’t, my cousin put down the steamed bun, kicked the calf, and wiped his eyes: I don’t, I don’t, I want to save it with my cousin!

OK, grandpa said to his cousin kindly: Have a good meal, grandma says nothing, grandpa says nothing, grandpa says nothing, grandpa asks you to save, eat, eat, eat well, eat well!

Humph, grandma squeaked her dry thin lips: This Langsan is willing to play with the boy, and she is useless!