Chapter 99

What? Mom's beautiful and dignified face was twisted ridiculously, her pair of bright eyes were wide and bulging, and her beaded lips covered with powder were twitching: What, what, son, you! Hey, mom was scared and tears: Son, why are you so disobedient? You always cause trouble for your mother, hey, hey

Mom, I hugged my mother and said firmly: Mom, don’t worry, Dashejiu kills me, I will not give it to him, Mom is mine, I love Mom

Hi Mom leaned in my arms like a child, and shed tears: Son, Mom has warned you long ago that Dajiangdou is a special donkey. If anyone provokes him, it will be amazing. The basket is so big that it will make him angry. If he gets angry, he can do anything!

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The phone on the bedside table started to yell. The mother stopped nagging, grabbed the microphone, and before she could speak, her face turned pale: Lao Pu, you, you, hey, Lao Pu, the child is still young and ignorant, you, just forgive him once, what, Lao Pu, you... a bastard, hooligan!

Mom trembled and held the microphone, listening, listening, her face turned from white to red, and then from red to purple, and then dropped the microphone: animal, animal, hooligan, rogue, rogue!

Mom, I put the microphone back on the phone and asked my mother: What do you say about Dashen?

Hum, Mom glanced at the phone: Hum, shameless dog thing, ungrateful guy, want me to sleep with him, Hum, dreaming during the day

Fuck, bastard, I swear hatefully

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The phone rang out again, and my mother turned her head and refused to answer the phone again

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This guy who was killed by a thousand-killed man had to pick up the microphone and listen silently. After a moment, my mother suddenly calmed down and asked Da Jiangdou in a gentle tone: Lao Pu, let me ask you something, how are you doing at my son’s work? Well, what, haven’t done it yet? Lao Pu, you... you are really a savvy, but you don’t do it. After so long, you just dragged it on. What do you mean? Hum? I think you didn’t want to do it anymore. Hum, forget it, give me my son’s file quickly, what, you don’t give it, bastard! Hooligan! Scoundrel!

My mother dropped the microphone again, and I continued to ask my mother: Mom, what did Dajiangdou say again?

This turtle calf thing, my mother was so angry that she trembled violently: Son, let my mother put your file in Lao Pu's hand, but this turtle calf thing is just dragged and won't do it. When I urged him, it was either this or that thing, today, tomorrow, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, now, he has been suspended, and he can't do it even if he wants to do it. Mom asked him for a file, but he said to me with shamelessness: If you don't sleep with him, you won't give it. Son, you say, this guy is not a scoundrel, alas

Fuck, when I heard my mother's words, my mind was swollen, and my teeth were creaking. I hugged my mother: Mom, I don't want my files anymore. Mom, don't compromise with this dog for my son's cracked files! Mom, my son doesn't want to file anymore, Mom, my son doesn't want to work anymore, Mom...

Alas, son, mom caressed my face with loving love: Son, without files, what should you do in the future? You will not become a jobless person. Son, mom has already thought about it. If Lao Pu is willing to return the files to mom, mom, then...

No……

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What? I was afraid that my mother would reach a compromise with Dashen for my file. I couldn't accept that my mother would betray her snow-white and plump body and exchange it for my file. The cruel, dirty and stinking reality I pushed away my mother's fat hand, grabbed the microphone first, and shouted angrily: Fuck your mother, what are you going to do, what, you want to come over and fuck your mother!

I dropped the phone and stood up: Mom, Da Jiangdong, he is coming to our house, Mom, hurry up, hurry up, run with me!

Oh, where are we going? Mom took my hand and asked anxiously: Son, where can we run?

Mom, I helped my mother put on her coat: Mom, go to the suburbs, Mom, why did you forget that our family is in the suburbs, doesn’t there still a house? Dasheji, I don’t know which house we have, I have never mentioned it to him!

Yes, mom nodded: It seems that this is the case. Let's go to the suburbs for the time being and hide! Son, wait for mom, I was about to push the door out quickly, but mom squatted down and pulled out a heavy travel bag from under the desk, and held it in my hand with difficulty.

I hurriedly took it to myself: Mom, what's the stuff in it? Why is it so heavy!

Oh, Amway products, Mom explained: Amway products!

Amway, I looked at my mother blankly, then put down the travel bag, pulled the zipper, looked at the bottles and boxes of items inside, and I asked my mother with confusion: Mom, what's going on? What's the matter?

Amway, Mom is honest and honest: Son, Mom has nothing to do when she is idle. After being introduced by her colleagues, she joined Amway pyramid scheme!

Pyramid scheme? I grinned: My dear mother, you are such a person who can't rest. Mom, you follow the trend in everything and keep up with the trend. Mom, a while ago, you made a lot of money and paid for it. In the end, you didn't learn a lesson. You spent a lot of money to speculate in the throne. As a result, you lost a lot of money again. Mom, why did you have another dream? On a whim, you started a pyramid scheme? Mom, how much do you plan to pay for it this time?

Oh, my mother beat my back with anger: Son, what are you saying? You are not doing a good job in a business yet, you just pay it all over. How unlucky, son, pyramid scheme, but a good deal. Mom has already decided to wait for my mother to make amendments and make a lot of money to buy a villa for my son!

I carried a travel bag filled with Amway products and chattered endlessly, dreaming of making a lot of money. My mother who bought a villa was like a pair of frightened birds. She escaped to a house in the suburbs in a daze and pushed open the door. Seeing that the aunt was wearing a flower apron and was concentrating on picking up the room, my mother was stunned, and the aunt stopped the work in her hand in embarrassment, blushed, and lowered her head: Second sister, me, me, big nephew, you are here!

Xiaoli, my mother looked at the aunt, then turned her back on me, and then pulled my arm with anger: Son, what's going on?

Mom, I broke free from my mother's fat hand and murmured: Mom, Xiao Wutao, who was not on the right path, lost the house, and my aunt was homeless. I, I, I will temporarily settle my aunt and cousin in our house. Mom, this house is still idle anyway!

You, Xiaoli, the waves of Dashenjiu have not calmed down yet, and my aunt's affairs have made my mother angry again: You, son, can you save some fun for your mother? Ah, I don't study and study anything with my mother. I will always do my own thing, and I will always act on my own. I will do whatever I want, you, alas!

Second sister... Looking at her mother staring at her angrily, the aunt wiped her sad tears: Second sister, if we think we are troublesome, I, I will move out with Xiaorui! Let's rent a house!

Hi, yes, yes! Mom waved her fat hand impatiently at the aunt: Forget it, forget it, I know, you are really hard, it’s almost a lifetime, but you don’t even have a nest of turtle nests to settle down! Forget it, forget it, things are already like this, don’t say that, what about renting a house or renting a house? Second sister’s house has an empty house, but you rent a house in a whim. Didn’t you give me eye drops? Let’s say that I’m ruthless and unrighteous, and I don’t miss family affection. I won’t live in this house for a long time. You, Xiao Rui, should you live there. Oh, what should I do? I’m so worried!

Second Aunt, when I heard my mother's words, my little cousin who had been hiding in the inner room finally walked out of the room timidly, (Zhan Zhan) slipped to my mother's face with trembling, and with a gurgle, he knelt down at my mother's feet: Second Aunt, my niece kowtowed to you, thank you! Second Aunt, I will definitely respect you and serve you like my daughter in the future! Second Aunt, oh oh oh

Hi Mom sighed and pulled her cousin up: Xiao Rui, don’t, don’t, don’t do this, I can’t stand this! Isn’t it just a house? As for this, what’s the matter! We don’t promote this in the city, get up, get up quickly!

Second sister, you and your eldest nephew have not eaten yet, so I will go buy vegetables now!

Alas, my mother did not answer my aunt, and she put aside her cousin who continued to thank her for her, took firm steps with the arrogant expression of the owner of the room, looking at every room with a arrogant look, and even refused to let go of the balcony.

Smack, this, this, hum, while patrolling, my mother muttered to me who always followed her: Smack, son, what a good house, after being deployed, my mother has never lived in it. Such a new house and so luxuriously decorated, but this pair of poor mothers and daughters have a chance to take over. Alas, it’s really poor people, Xiaoli, my mother stopped, turned around, and asked me with a serious expression: Son, tell me the truth, are you and Xiaorui already together?

Well, I nodded without any concealment, and my mother sneered helplessly, and her fat hands twisted the tip of my nose: You, you, son, you are so good, Hi!

Mom, Xiao Rui is very good, Mom, Lan Hua, she is not my wife, she has long given Dashe to...

Well, my mother let go of her fat hand and nodded: But that's right, your aunt, the little girl, looks really good and obedient, not like Blue Flower, Blue Flower is too frivolous and not clean. How could my son want such a wife? Xiaoli! My mother rolled my collar proudly: Since that's the case, let's live with Xiao Rui'an in the future, stop talking nonsense with this or that. All day long, like a monkey jumping up and down, carrying a broken fan, fanning the flames everywhere, causing trouble for her mother!

Second Aunt, my cousin tiptoed into the balcony and whispered: The meal is ready, Second Aunt, let’s go to the restaurant for dinner!

Xiao Rui, above the dining table, my mother was still sitting upright in the posture of the owner of the room. While drinking the drink, she said to her cousin who was silly beside her: From now on, you will be the daughter-in-law of the second aunt. You must live a peaceful life with my son!

Yes, yes, second aunt, my cousin respectfully agreed: Yes, yes, second aunt!

Well, mom shook her hand: No, Xiaorui, you can’t call me second aunt anymore. You have to change your mouth, you should call me mom!

Mom, when I heard my mother's advice, my cousin immediately called her sweetly and whispered to her. Mom happily patted her cousin's shoulder: Well, yes, good wife, good wife, in a few days, my mom will give you a gold ring as a reward for changing your mouth!

Thank you mom!

Xiao Rui! Mom asked her cousin: What are you doing now? You can’t just be idle!

Mom, my cousin hurriedly replied: Big Cousin, I helped me open a garment store. I run it with my mother, and the business is pretty good!

Preparation store? Mom said disdainfully: How much money can you make? Xiaorui, let’s do Amway with your mother!

Amway? My cousin was confused for a moment: Amway, mom, what is Amway? What does Amway do?

Well, um, Amway, Amway, when mentioned Amway and pyramid schemes, my mother was so excited that she danced with excitement. She put down her chopsticks, grabbed her cousin's little hand, and started to talk endlessly. When it was so fuzzy, she heard her cousin fascinated and overjoyed. Finally, my mother picked up the drink can and moistened her dry throat: Xiaorui, from now on, you are my off-line, oh, my mother pointed at the dazed aunt and sneering me: You, and you, are all my off-lines!