Xiaona... The dark-skinned and clearly muscled Dong Laosan stood like a black tower outside the door.
Gao Linna took a deep breath and was about to exclaim
Dong Laosan had already squeezed into the door without saying a word, entered the door with his front legs, and closed the door behind him.
Uncle San...What are you doing? Gao Linna asked in horror when she saw him closing the door casually
Dong Laosan didn't say anything, and took a big step forward to Gao Linna, her eyes confronted her eyes with a fiery look.
Seeing that Dong Lao San stopped standing in front of her forehead and did not take any further action, Gao Linna quickly took a step back. Her fear calmed down a little, and she plucked up her courage and asked: Uncle San, are you okay? His whole body was still filled with alcohol. Seeing that Gao Linna took a step back, she actually chased after her again. The two people were almost touching each other when they reached their chest.
Gao Linna quickly took two steps back, and her heels had kicked the kang's feet before she fixed herself, and she kept her hands on her chest and asked nervously: Uncle San, just say it, don't do this! Dong Laosan looked at Gao Linna who was extremely frightened and said in a low voice: Why are you so afraid of me? Gao Linna tried her best to calm down the panic in her heart, and squeezed out a very reluctant smile and said: How can you be afraid of you? Uncle San, what are you saying?
What did you talk to that short guy? Why did you talk so late? Gao Linna defended her in a hurry: I just helped him find information to fill out the registration form, so how could she talk about anything?
Then why do you know that your sister and I have a bet? Dong Laosan stared at his blood-covered eyes and took another step forward
Gao Linna had no choice but to retreat, so she hurriedly supported Dong Laosan's chest with her palm, trying to stop him from moving closer.
But before Gao Linna could push him away with force, Dong Laosan slammed his big hand on her wrist, and used a standard grappling move with his backhand. He locked Gao Linna's arm behind him without any trouble, and then in front of him, Gao Linna was like a floating leaf, staggering and stumbled into Dong Laosan's arms.
You!... Gao Linna exclaimed, hurriedly supported her other arm without being controlled on his chest, and said anxiously: Uncle San, please let me go! You hurt me! Before Uncle San could react, Gao Linna immediately recalled Xie Ling's words in her mind: It hurts so much... Her face instantly became hot and hot.
Dong Laosan put his drunken face to Gao Linna's face. The tip of his nose almost touched the tip of his nose, and then said word by word: Do you dare to make a bet with him?
Gao Linna struggled hard for a few times, and could not move at all, so she could only say in panic: You can let go of me first, can you let go of me and speak well?
No! Dong Laosan refused very decisively
Gao Linna's tears were almost pouring out
He hurriedly said: Uncle San, you scared me, can you let me go?
No, I'll ask if you dare to make a bet with me? Gao Linna blushed and used her hand that could move hard to make the naked man with her body widen apart.
I asked in panic: What bet do you want to make? Let me explain it clearly first!
Da Lingzi said you have a water constitution, I said you are a wood constitution, so I want to bet with you that you are a wood constitution woman
Dong Laosan was not speaking fast. When he spoke, he even sprayed the hot and strong smell of wine on Gao Linna's face.
What? What is water-based and wood-based? What does it mean? Uncle San, please let me go first and then say it? Gao Linna asked strangely while struggling
You women have five physical constitutions, namely, gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and each corresponds to five completely different reaction characteristics to men.
Like Da Lingzi, she has a fire physique, so she can accept many types of men
And you are a wood, you can only accept a man with fire constitution. Your Erpang Qike is a gold constitution, so you must be dissonant! Dong Laosan said a lot, and Gao Linna was confused when she heard it.
I can't understand what you said, let me go first! Gao Linna frowned and gasped anxiously.
Dong Laosan relaxed his strength, Gao Linna quickly took the opportunity to pull back her hand, pushed Dong Laosan away, moved her body to the other side of the kang, and tried to keep a slightly safe distance from him.
Uncle San, you are drunk, what can I say tomorrow
Gao Linna rubbed her wrists that were sorely clenched
Two times in a day, a man was locked and unable to move his wrist, Gao Linna felt a little ashamed.
Do you dare to bet with me? Dong Laosan asked relentlessly
I don't understand what you are saying. How do you want me to bet with you? Gao Linna said with a pout and frown.
You first say what I said is right?
What's right?
I said your sex life with Erpang is not harmonious, right?
Gao Linna's face suddenly turned red, she shook her head vigorously and said: Uncle San, what did you say? We are pretty good
Dong Laosan sneered and said: Very good? Do you know, everyone in the village says you are beautiful and have good skin, but I don’t think so.
Gao Linna looked at Dong Laosan strangely and supported him to continue talking.
Your facial features are quite delicate, but the whiteness of your skin is caused by the dryness of the liver and gallbladder all year round. If your lips do not apply lip balm, they will often become dry and cracked, right?
Gao Linna nodded in confusion and asked: How do you know? Dong Laosan said proudly: I have studied some Huangdi Neijing Shennong Materia Medica with an old Chinese medicine doctor before, so I understand a little bit
Gao Linna nodded
You have always thought you are a dry skincare provider, right?
Dong Laosan asked
Gao Linna nodded
In fact, you are not a sexual constitution at all... Dong Laosan paused and continued to show off his skills: You just haven't met the right person. Your second fat family has a metal constitution, Jin Kemu, so you will get more and more fucking
Gao Linna said in confusion: What is golden physique? What does it mean? What do you think I am?
Regardless of men and women, they are roughly divided into five types of physiques, namely, gold, wood, water, fire, earth, each type of physique, corresponding to different physical conditions. For example, Da Lingzi, she has a fire constitution, is impatient and has a strong spirit.
Erpang is a golden body, stubborn by nature, suspicious and jealous.
Dong Laosan shook his head and showed off, looked at Liang Linna with a question mark on her face, and continued: Xiaona, you are a little bitch, Da Lingyu and I have a dispute. She said you are water, but I think you are wood, so I want to make a bet with you
How do you bet on this? I don’t understand what you said about the Five Elements and Eight Trigrams.
Gao Linna felt that what he said seemed to have no harm to her, and she couldn't help but be curious to figure out what the bet Dong Laosan said was.
This bet is not easy to play, because it is difficult for you to do it
Dong Laosan said with a smile
If I were asked to do something beyond my limit, then forget it
Gao Linna immediately said alertly
Dong Laosan smiled strangely on his face and said: The so-called bottom limit is just an excuse for people to bargain. In the face of absolute temptation, the bottom limit does not exist.
Gao Linna narrowed her eyes and asked in confusion: What is absolute temptation? How do you know what my limit is? Dong Laosan smiled and put his arms on the kang, raised his head and turned his neck and clattered. After a while, he said confidently: For you, absolute temptation is that your family and work cannot give you something.
For example? Gao Linna did not sit down, but was still nervously standing on the ground and maintaining a relatively safe distance from Dong Laosan.
For example, money
Dong Laosan stretched out a hand and twisted his fingers in the air and said: Money is not your absolute temptation, because for you, if you have a job, your family's second pony income is quite high, so, it is not an absolute temptation for money, but for Da Lingzi, money is an absolute temptation, because she must rely on the money that really enters her pocket to support her sense of security.
Gao Linna smiled and said: Uncle San, you are a little embarrassed to stay here. What you said is almost the same as those experts and scholars who speak very well. It is quite philosophical.
Gao Linna took a deep breath and was about to exclaim
Dong Laosan had already squeezed into the door without saying a word, entered the door with his front legs, and closed the door behind him.
Uncle San...What are you doing? Gao Linna asked in horror when she saw him closing the door casually
Dong Laosan didn't say anything, and took a big step forward to Gao Linna, her eyes confronted her eyes with a fiery look.
Seeing that Dong Lao San stopped standing in front of her forehead and did not take any further action, Gao Linna quickly took a step back. Her fear calmed down a little, and she plucked up her courage and asked: Uncle San, are you okay? His whole body was still filled with alcohol. Seeing that Gao Linna took a step back, she actually chased after her again. The two people were almost touching each other when they reached their chest.
Gao Linna quickly took two steps back, and her heels had kicked the kang's feet before she fixed herself, and she kept her hands on her chest and asked nervously: Uncle San, just say it, don't do this! Dong Laosan looked at Gao Linna who was extremely frightened and said in a low voice: Why are you so afraid of me? Gao Linna tried her best to calm down the panic in her heart, and squeezed out a very reluctant smile and said: How can you be afraid of you? Uncle San, what are you saying?
What did you talk to that short guy? Why did you talk so late? Gao Linna defended her in a hurry: I just helped him find information to fill out the registration form, so how could she talk about anything?
Then why do you know that your sister and I have a bet? Dong Laosan stared at his blood-covered eyes and took another step forward
Gao Linna had no choice but to retreat, so she hurriedly supported Dong Laosan's chest with her palm, trying to stop him from moving closer.
But before Gao Linna could push him away with force, Dong Laosan slammed his big hand on her wrist, and used a standard grappling move with his backhand. He locked Gao Linna's arm behind him without any trouble, and then in front of him, Gao Linna was like a floating leaf, staggering and stumbled into Dong Laosan's arms.
You!... Gao Linna exclaimed, hurriedly supported her other arm without being controlled on his chest, and said anxiously: Uncle San, please let me go! You hurt me! Before Uncle San could react, Gao Linna immediately recalled Xie Ling's words in her mind: It hurts so much... Her face instantly became hot and hot.
Dong Laosan put his drunken face to Gao Linna's face. The tip of his nose almost touched the tip of his nose, and then said word by word: Do you dare to make a bet with him?
Gao Linna struggled hard for a few times, and could not move at all, so she could only say in panic: You can let go of me first, can you let go of me and speak well?
No! Dong Laosan refused very decisively
Gao Linna's tears were almost pouring out
He hurriedly said: Uncle San, you scared me, can you let me go?
No, I'll ask if you dare to make a bet with me? Gao Linna blushed and used her hand that could move hard to make the naked man with her body widen apart.
I asked in panic: What bet do you want to make? Let me explain it clearly first!
Da Lingzi said you have a water constitution, I said you are a wood constitution, so I want to bet with you that you are a wood constitution woman
Dong Laosan was not speaking fast. When he spoke, he even sprayed the hot and strong smell of wine on Gao Linna's face.
What? What is water-based and wood-based? What does it mean? Uncle San, please let me go first and then say it? Gao Linna asked strangely while struggling
You women have five physical constitutions, namely, gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and each corresponds to five completely different reaction characteristics to men.
Like Da Lingzi, she has a fire physique, so she can accept many types of men
And you are a wood, you can only accept a man with fire constitution. Your Erpang Qike is a gold constitution, so you must be dissonant! Dong Laosan said a lot, and Gao Linna was confused when she heard it.
I can't understand what you said, let me go first! Gao Linna frowned and gasped anxiously.
Dong Laosan relaxed his strength, Gao Linna quickly took the opportunity to pull back her hand, pushed Dong Laosan away, moved her body to the other side of the kang, and tried to keep a slightly safe distance from him.
Uncle San, you are drunk, what can I say tomorrow
Gao Linna rubbed her wrists that were sorely clenched
Two times in a day, a man was locked and unable to move his wrist, Gao Linna felt a little ashamed.
Do you dare to bet with me? Dong Laosan asked relentlessly
I don't understand what you are saying. How do you want me to bet with you? Gao Linna said with a pout and frown.
You first say what I said is right?
What's right?
I said your sex life with Erpang is not harmonious, right?
Gao Linna's face suddenly turned red, she shook her head vigorously and said: Uncle San, what did you say? We are pretty good
Dong Laosan sneered and said: Very good? Do you know, everyone in the village says you are beautiful and have good skin, but I don’t think so.
Gao Linna looked at Dong Laosan strangely and supported him to continue talking.
Your facial features are quite delicate, but the whiteness of your skin is caused by the dryness of the liver and gallbladder all year round. If your lips do not apply lip balm, they will often become dry and cracked, right?
Gao Linna nodded in confusion and asked: How do you know? Dong Laosan said proudly: I have studied some Huangdi Neijing Shennong Materia Medica with an old Chinese medicine doctor before, so I understand a little bit
Gao Linna nodded
You have always thought you are a dry skincare provider, right?
Dong Laosan asked
Gao Linna nodded
In fact, you are not a sexual constitution at all... Dong Laosan paused and continued to show off his skills: You just haven't met the right person. Your second fat family has a metal constitution, Jin Kemu, so you will get more and more fucking
Gao Linna said in confusion: What is golden physique? What does it mean? What do you think I am?
Regardless of men and women, they are roughly divided into five types of physiques, namely, gold, wood, water, fire, earth, each type of physique, corresponding to different physical conditions. For example, Da Lingzi, she has a fire constitution, is impatient and has a strong spirit.
Erpang is a golden body, stubborn by nature, suspicious and jealous.
Dong Laosan shook his head and showed off, looked at Liang Linna with a question mark on her face, and continued: Xiaona, you are a little bitch, Da Lingyu and I have a dispute. She said you are water, but I think you are wood, so I want to make a bet with you
How do you bet on this? I don’t understand what you said about the Five Elements and Eight Trigrams.
Gao Linna felt that what he said seemed to have no harm to her, and she couldn't help but be curious to figure out what the bet Dong Laosan said was.
This bet is not easy to play, because it is difficult for you to do it
Dong Laosan said with a smile
If I were asked to do something beyond my limit, then forget it
Gao Linna immediately said alertly
Dong Laosan smiled strangely on his face and said: The so-called bottom limit is just an excuse for people to bargain. In the face of absolute temptation, the bottom limit does not exist.
Gao Linna narrowed her eyes and asked in confusion: What is absolute temptation? How do you know what my limit is? Dong Laosan smiled and put his arms on the kang, raised his head and turned his neck and clattered. After a while, he said confidently: For you, absolute temptation is that your family and work cannot give you something.
For example? Gao Linna did not sit down, but was still nervously standing on the ground and maintaining a relatively safe distance from Dong Laosan.
For example, money
Dong Laosan stretched out a hand and twisted his fingers in the air and said: Money is not your absolute temptation, because for you, if you have a job, your family's second pony income is quite high, so, it is not an absolute temptation for money, but for Da Lingzi, money is an absolute temptation, because she must rely on the money that really enters her pocket to support her sense of security.
Gao Linna smiled and said: Uncle San, you are a little embarrassed to stay here. What you said is almost the same as those experts and scholars who speak very well. It is quite philosophical.