In the early morning, there were several motorcycles at the door of the small shop opposite Nanshao No. 1 Middle School. There were a few teenagers squatting beside the motorcycles. They were about seventeen or eighteen years old, with cigarettes in their mouths, and some people were playing with folding knives. They were polite to every girl passing by. The girl was fat, the girl’s breasts looked like an airport, and the girl’s waist was so thin. When they met a beautiful girl, they whistled. Who was it that she was not a gangster?
Zhao Ziyun got off the bus and saw the gangsters opposite him, and a hint of fear and joy appeared on his face. He ran over happily and shouted: Brother Mao, he came so early.
Damn, are you not afraid of being late? How did you become a student? I have been waiting for you for almost an hour. One of the gangsters stood up, grabbed the cigarette in his mouth with his hands, sprayed it at Zhao Ziyun with one sip, and then took a few sips before throwing the cigarette butt to the ground.
Cough cough cough... Brother Mao taught me a lesson, I will come early in the future. Zhao Ziyun waved his disgust with his hands, lowered his head and bowed, like a dog
OK, have the money brought it? Brother Mao reached out
Bring it, bring it. Zhao Ziyun took off the backpack on his shoulder while talking, hurriedly unzipped the zipper, took out a stack of money from the bag and handed it to Brother Mao, and said: I received 4,400 yuan this time
Damn, why are there so many missing this time? Did you fucking use it? Brother Mao heard that he didn't have enough money and became angry. He waved his palm and slapped Zhao Ziyun in the head
Brother Mao, how dare I? I only received 4,000 yuan, and that 400 yuan was my pocket money! Zhao Ziyun was slapped and did not dare to resist. He said with a sad face, and there was a burst of pain in the back of his head, and said: This time a classmate is sick, so he didn't receive his money, so he will make up for it next time
You guys have to work harder, so that I can take you into the Speed Party to meet Brother Jun. Brother Mao patted the money with his hand and put it in his pocket, patted Zhao Ziyun on the shoulder and said, "I said."
Thank you Brother Mao, thank you Brother Mao, I will definitely work hard. When Zhao Ziyun heard about Brother of the Speed Party, his eyes shone, as if a devout believer saw the Buddha. He always fantasized about joining the gangster. His favorite gang is the Speed Party. He rode a motorcycle in the spacious streets, chopping people if he wanted to, and hitting anyone he wanted to hit. How cool!
Remember to make up for the 600 yuan I owe next month, OK, you can leave now. Brother Mao waved at Zhao Ziyun
Zhao Ziyun ran to the school gate with a smile, jumping three times, as if he had picked up a ball of treasure. He didn't see anyone standing in front of him and suddenly hit the person. Fortunately, the person blocked him in time, otherwise he would have hit him.
Zhao Ziyun was about to speak and curse, but looked up but saw that it was the new class tutor. He swallowed the dirty words that had reached his throat and greeted with a smile: Teacher Huang, hello Teacher Huang! After saying that, he ran into the campus.
Isn't this kid sick? Why did he laugh so happily after giving money to others? Does he have masochism? Thinking of this, I couldn't help but tremble.
Just now, when I got off the bus, I saw Zhao Ziyun take out a stack of money from his bag and hand it to a gangster. I thought it was a gangster who extorted Zhao Ziyun. Now there are often gangsters in society. The phenomenon of gangsters extorting students has appeared. Nanshao TV also once did a column news, calling on the police to protect the pure campus and crack down on this phenomenon. I was about to walk over to stop it, but I saw Zhao Ziyun respectful to the little gangster and being much polite to the teacher. This made me puzzled, so I stopped and stood there waiting for him to come into contact. There was definitely a problem here, and the problem was not small. I originally wanted to ask him, but seeing his cheerful look, I decided not to ask, and I could always figure it out slowly.
The group of gangsters received the money and rode on their motorcycles and were about to leave. I walked forward a few steps, stopped Brother Mao's motorcycle, stretched out a hand to him, and shouted expressionlessly: Take it
Who the hell are you? Brother Mao scolded fiercely
Take the money you just got from the student! I still had no expression, but my tone was colder and I didn’t feel angry. I continued: Please pay attention to your words. If I spray feces all over my mouth, I will not hesitate to use a toothbrush to help you brush your mouth
I fuck, do you know who I am? Brother Mao was a little scared. His opponent was so cold that he seemed to be prepared. But he relied on his many people, looked at the brothers next to him, and he had five of them, and was a little braver and shouted: I am Brother Mao from the Speed Party. If you know him, get out!
No matter if you are a speed party or an airplane party, if you hand over the money now, I can still let you ride a bike, otherwise I will tell you to crawl away! I still had the same expression, my face was as cold as the cold winter sky. Seeing that almost all the students at the school gate had entered the school, there were only a few late students in groups of three or three, I no longer delayed the time and said: I will give you three seconds to consider, one...two...
Fuck! Kill me! Brother Mao suddenly screamed, turned the accelerator of the motorcycle, and ran the motorcycle to hit me
Looking for death! I shouted loudly, my body flashed to the side like lightning, avoiding the front of his car, and at the same time, I fisted and suddenly hit him forward, facing his head
Brother Mao screamed, his body lost balance and fell from the motorcycle. Due to the inertia, he fell to the ground hard, rubbing along the floor for more than two meters, and then hit the rolling gate of the small shop with hatred. His head tilted and he fainted immediately. His motorcycle lost control and rushed forward and slanted for more than ten meters before falling to the side. Only the wheels were still rotating.
Brother Mao's subordinates were about to take action, but they fainted after seeing the boss in one round. Bird knew that he was no match for others. The difference in strength was too great. He looked at each other. Look at me, I see you, and you don't dare to take action first.
Do you still have to do it? I looked at the remaining four gangsters and said proudly
Don't dare, don't dare! The four little gangsters huddled together and waved their hands repeatedly
You, go and take out the money from his arms! I pointed at a gangster holding a folding knife and ordered
Me? The little gangster pointed at himself. After getting my nod and confirmed, he put away the folding knife in fear, walked slowly towards Brother Mao, flipped his pockets before taking out a stack of money.
Take it over and I ordered
The gangster handed the money to my hand. I put the money in my trouser bag without even looking at it and said coldly: Okay, you can leave. This time I am a warning. No one is allowed to come to No. 1 Middle School in the future, otherwise I wouldn’t be so polite when I see you again. Get out!
The gangsters hurriedly helped Brother Mao who had fainted, and rode a motorcycle and fled like a broken dog.
The first class is Chinese class, so I don’t want to waste time here, otherwise I will be caught by Xu Xiangyue’s old virgin and will be deducted for bonuses. I have been a bad guy during this period and I always meet villains.
After the gangsters left, I also walked towards the school gate. Ma Hao, the security guard at the school gate, saw the scene just now. When he saw me, he gave me a thumbs up and praised him repeatedly: I didn’t expect that Teacher Huang is so brave and good at kung fu, and even the speed party dared to provoke him. But I felt relieved just now. They often come to the school to harass students.
Haha, nothing more, I smiled and walked in and said: They won't come again in the future
Teacher Huang, you are late again! Xu Xiangyue came out of nowhere again, holding a small notebook in her hand
Director Xu, just now, a group of gangsters came to the school gate. Teacher Huang drove them away, otherwise Teacher Huang would have made him enter the school gate. Ma Hao stuck his head out of the security room and answered me with a smile.
Is that right? Xu Xiangyue looked me up and down suspiciously, and she looked a little strong, her chest muscles were wide, and she looked very strong, her lower abdomen was flat, and she could vaguely see a few abdominal muscles, without any fat, and the upper arm muscles on the outside of the sleeves were bulging, strong enough, and her figure was so beautiful! You can be a model
Could it be that Ma Hao will lie to you? This old virgin wants to make things difficult for me, I asked back
Well, I will believe you this time. If I find that you are lying to me, I will report it to the principal! Xu Xiangyue said harshly and hatedly.
You can do whatever you want! I shook my head and walked towards the office
It took morning reading class not long after I arrived at the office. When Sun Bowen saw me, he could not help but ask why he was late. Wu Yong also said in an official voice that young people like to fall in love with beds, so they should get rid of this bad habit, work hard, and manage Class 9 well.
I laughed and patted my chest and said that it would be a matter of time before the management of Class 9 will be a surprise. Jiang Haiming naturally couldn't help laughing when he heard my words. The laughter was full of ridicule. In the last gambling, several people were able to teach until the end of this semester. If I persisted until then, he would lose all his money, so he would inevitably have a sarcasm.
No wonder people say that there are many troubles in the office, but class started soon. I held a big umbrella, picked up the textbook and ran away from the office quickly.
This text mainly talks about language art. With precise and accurate words, it can often achieve special effects, making the description of scenery and objects vivid, making the characters' appearance outstanding, and even turning decay into magic, turning stones into gold. I have long studied this aspect, and I am full of confidence to give students a different enjoyment
I entered the classroom and stood on the podium. I found several empty seats. I felt a little disappointed and asked: Bisuo, you are the class monitor. Please count the number of people and see who did not come.
Bi Suo stood up and looked around and said: Shi Gang, Zhou Fu, Liao Jing, Gao Qing Qiong, Li Zi and other five people did not come. Hu Yitong came just now and left. I don’t know what to do.
Why don’t you even take leave? This is not possible. You should treat it as absent from class and leave early. If you don’t come, you will be treated as absent from class. I feel a little unhappy, and I will not be considered a class tutor? Are they still students? Why are there so many problems in this dead class?
From today on, I have visited all my homes without reason. This week, those who left school without permission without reason were also on the list of home visits. Classes began. After that, I took a stool and sat down and started teaching.
In this class, we will discuss language art. Language art has a rich content and there are many things to talk about. In this class, we will mainly talk about the accuracy and precision of the words used in speech compositions. There are many examples in ancient poetry. Many poems are famous for being a word that is passed down through the ages. Many people are also called the teacher of one character because they helped others change a word. Jia Dao has a good story of "reflection". Lu Yanrang has a famous quote "Ying An a word, breaking several whiskers". It shows how much the ancients paid attention to language!
Many famous poems are interesting because one word is vivid, such as the word "green" in Wang Anshi's "Spring Breeze and Green South Bank" that we have learned, and the word "no" in Song Qi's "Red Apricot Branches"... I spoke with great spirit, and my mouth flew everywhere, gradually entering the role, shaking my head like an old scholar, quoting classics, quoting classics, quoting various evidences, and immersing in the charm of classical poetry.
However, the students in the podium worked hard, some were writing love letters, some were playing games, some were sending messages, some were drawing, some were eating snacks, some were wearing makeup, and some were chatting. Only a few students were listening to my lectures and taking notes. Among them, there was the representative of the Chinese Liberal Arts Department, Lin Qingtong, who held her chin with her hands and looked at me with bright eyes, her eyes were straight, and she thought to herself: So handsome, so talented, and so good at eloquence!
This guy has some ability
Liu Hu and others are using their mobile phones to exchange experiences with each other, and they are still trying to make the teacher's heart
I was dancing and suddenly stood up, touching the chalk box on the podium with my hand to get the chalk.
The students who were working hard suddenly raised their heads and looked at the hand that was slowly touching the chalk box. The chessboard shot out from their eyes, waiting for the touching moment.
I touched it, but my hand was slippery and sticky. When I saw it, I was so obedient. My hands were covered with snot. Then I looked at the chalk box. The whole paper box was covered with thick snot, which was particularly disgusting.
My mood for lectures was gone. Looking at the snot in my hand and looking at the students' expressions of joy below, I knew I was being tricked again, my heart was extremely angry, my face became cold, and murderous aura suddenly emerged, and I glanced at the students coldly. They were oppressed by the momentum I exuded. No one dared to laugh, and looked at me with a little fear. Thinking of the day when I was angrily chopping Mei Zhi in the gymnasium, their hearts couldn't help but feel cold.
Who put his nose on the chalk box? I asked sternly, and the murderous aura instantly spread
Liu Hu, Bi Suo, Zhao Ziyun and others looked at each other and saw the fear in each other's hearts. It was too terrifying and powerful without anger. The eyes seemed to be of quality, extremely sharp, and they were put into washing.
A boy stood up tremblingly, with long hair and a pair of glasses on the right, very gentle and elegant. It was Sima Jin. He sniffed, covered his nose with toilet paper and blew his nose suddenly, making a shocking sound, and then coughed a few times again, and said tremblingly in a hoarse voice: Report... Report... Old, teacher, I have a serious cold today, just now... When I was rubbing the blackboard, I might... I accidentally got it.
Damn, no? I saw that Sima Jin didn't look like he was pretending to be sick. He had really caught a cold. His full aura couldn't help but vent, and his murderous aura disappeared without a trace, with a helpless smile on his face. This... is that... it's too coincidental?
Haha... The student felt relieved and the pressure was gone. The laughter that had been holding on for a long time finally burst out.
Pay attention to hygiene in the future! I had to remind me that after a change of the topic, I began to praise Sima Jin and said: Sima Jin didn’t ask for leave when he was seriously ill. He is such a good student who is good at studying and motivated. Look at you, think about those students who are late and absent from class. Don’t they know how to blush? I hope everyone can learn from Sima Jin! Sima Jin, in addition to studying hard, you should take good care of your health. I hope you get better soon!
This guy with glasses is not studying hard, I think he is tired of playing games, right? Liu Hu curled his lips and said to Ouyang Hong, who was with his deskmate.
Four-eyed chicken played games with me until dawn last night, and I'm afraid it was cold. Ouyang Hong muttered in a low voice
I took out a tissue to wipe the snot on my hand and said: Let's continue the lecture. The students who talked about ancient poems just now may feel unfamiliar with it and think it's useless. In fact, it is not the case. In reality, we will also use language art in this aspect. One word can express the meaning of the whole sentence clearly and vividly. Are there any students giving examples?
Teacher, you are so awesome! Lin Qingtong stood up and said
Very good. The example given by Lin Qingtong is very typical now. Everyone knows the original meaning of the word "ox", but now it can be used to refer to a certain person, a certain phenomenon, a certain thing is particularly powerful. In 2007, there were the most awesome people in history, the most awesome house in history, the most awesome rescue team in history, etc. I talked about it, showing my profound knowledge.
Lin Qingtong received my affirmation and praise, and she sat down sweetly as if she had eaten honey.
Teacher, you are so cool! Liu Yun stood up and said loudly
Haha... The students burst into laughter again. Some girls blushed on the spot, and some boys whistled. The originally deserted classroom suddenly became lively. Liu Yun smiled proudly at the whole class, with a very proud expression on her face.
I also smiled and looked at the students who were laughing. These students had reached the stage of sexual curiosity and liked to say some swear words with reproductive organs. They seemed to be cool and arrogant when they said it. They were often proud of it. This is a sign of excessive adrenaline secretion and inability to vent catharsis.
I turned around and wrote a word "Dick" on the blackboard and said with a smile: The example given by Liu Yun is also good, but it is too rough. The word "Dick" used to refer to male reproductive organs, but now it is also used very normally. For example, it can be used as a verb, "I don't discard him"; it can also be used as an adjective, "This person is very cool", which means similar to "This person is very awesome", and they both refer to very powerful meanings Nowadays, many young people like to keep this word on their lips, as if it is cool. In fact, Taiwanese people like to say this word very much. If students can watch some variety shows in Taiwan, they will find that they use this word frequently, but I still hope that students will not say this word and try to say less, especially female classmates. When male classmates want to say it, don't in front of female classmates, okay?
Hush... Some students booed, but more students shouted: OK! They looked excited and felt that this new class tutor was really good and could communicate with them sincerely. Unlike other teachers and parents who never listened to their hearts and blindly suppressed the threats, they felt my sincerity for the first time
In fact, this question should not be taught by our teachers. Your parents are your first teachers and they should have taught you this principle, but I regard everyone as adults with understanding ability, so I am willing to discuss this issue with you...
What do adolescent students most hope? They most hope that their parents and teachers regard themselves as equals and as thoughtful adults, and my sincerity has infected them
Yes! No teacher has ever told us like this before, and even parents would not sit down and talk to us about Liu Yun. I have to admire my speaking skills. I was also a little moved. Indeed, although this new teacher is a little bit turtle, it is really good at communicating compared to other teachers.
Just as I was giving a lecture, Principal Lin Lan had already stood secretly at the back door of the classroom and listened to me. She was satisfied with the profound skills I showed in explaining ancient poems. She nodded from time to time to like permission. When she heard me telling the word "Dick" to the students, she was shocked and dared to discuss such swear words with students in class. I was the first person in Nanshao No. 1 Middle School. But when she saw the students' reactions, she no longer doubted. She had already deeply believed in the young man's teaching ability and management ability. She no longer hesitated. She turned around and left with a satisfied smile on her face.
In fact, there is another dirty word that everyone likes to talk about. The students learned very enthusiastically, so I continued to strike while the iron was hot, turned around and wrote on the blackboard. Some female students immediately turned red when they saw this word. Zhang Min blushed and thought: Brother Qiang is such a weird person
Liu Yun blushed slightly and thought: Is this Teacher Huang quite trendy?
Lin Qingtong blushed and thought: This, this teacher Huang is a bit bad
The male student immediately laughed again when he saw it, and his laughter seemed so lewd.
This word is very useful, so widespread that many female students use it in public. Some female students' faces are already blushing. Why do I say you blush? Because you all know that this is a very vulgar and unelegant word, but why doesn't this feel when this word comes out of your mouth? I smiled slightly and continued: This word is often used with "ox" and it means awesome, but why don't you say awesome but awesome? Finally, I would suggest that students should not say this dirty word, it's too unelegant.
Didn’t that mean Vice Principal Niu Bin? Liu Hu whispered below
Haha... The students next to them couldn't help laughing
What do you guys say so funny? Can you share it with your classmates? I didn't hear what they were saying below
Liu Hu said awesome means vice principal Niu. Bi Suo stood up and held back his smile and said
Niu Bin, awesome, the pronunciation is quite similar, and I almost couldn't help laughing. It seems that Vice Principal Niu is very unpopular at school, and even the students gave him a nickname.
I nodded and asked Bisuo to sit down, and said seriously with a stern face: Don't give school leaders casually or nicknames to teachers. This is disrespect for them. I hope the students will not do this in the future, but I feel really happy. If it weren't for the teacher to maintain the image of being a role model in front of students, I would really want to laugh a few times to express my joy.
Okay, I will talk about this in the language art class. Language art is a profound knowledge. I hope that students can understand and understand it well in their studies and life. As I said that, I turned around and wiped off the words on the blackboard, and said: Even if it is not a swear word when used in adjectives, it is still a vulgar slang. Let’s talk about the issue of swearing today. I hope that students will pay attention to it in daily life and see clearly the occasion, location and object of speaking. The so-called sayings to people and saying things to ghosts.
Almost all the students nodded secretly. This class was unique. Teacher Huang’s teaching art was indeed rare and fascinating. He told what others dared not say. They felt very friendly. Without the teacher’s airs, some students had already begun to accept him slowly.
Zhao Ziyun got off the bus and saw the gangsters opposite him, and a hint of fear and joy appeared on his face. He ran over happily and shouted: Brother Mao, he came so early.
Damn, are you not afraid of being late? How did you become a student? I have been waiting for you for almost an hour. One of the gangsters stood up, grabbed the cigarette in his mouth with his hands, sprayed it at Zhao Ziyun with one sip, and then took a few sips before throwing the cigarette butt to the ground.
Cough cough cough... Brother Mao taught me a lesson, I will come early in the future. Zhao Ziyun waved his disgust with his hands, lowered his head and bowed, like a dog
OK, have the money brought it? Brother Mao reached out
Bring it, bring it. Zhao Ziyun took off the backpack on his shoulder while talking, hurriedly unzipped the zipper, took out a stack of money from the bag and handed it to Brother Mao, and said: I received 4,400 yuan this time
Damn, why are there so many missing this time? Did you fucking use it? Brother Mao heard that he didn't have enough money and became angry. He waved his palm and slapped Zhao Ziyun in the head
Brother Mao, how dare I? I only received 4,000 yuan, and that 400 yuan was my pocket money! Zhao Ziyun was slapped and did not dare to resist. He said with a sad face, and there was a burst of pain in the back of his head, and said: This time a classmate is sick, so he didn't receive his money, so he will make up for it next time
You guys have to work harder, so that I can take you into the Speed Party to meet Brother Jun. Brother Mao patted the money with his hand and put it in his pocket, patted Zhao Ziyun on the shoulder and said, "I said."
Thank you Brother Mao, thank you Brother Mao, I will definitely work hard. When Zhao Ziyun heard about Brother of the Speed Party, his eyes shone, as if a devout believer saw the Buddha. He always fantasized about joining the gangster. His favorite gang is the Speed Party. He rode a motorcycle in the spacious streets, chopping people if he wanted to, and hitting anyone he wanted to hit. How cool!
Remember to make up for the 600 yuan I owe next month, OK, you can leave now. Brother Mao waved at Zhao Ziyun
Zhao Ziyun ran to the school gate with a smile, jumping three times, as if he had picked up a ball of treasure. He didn't see anyone standing in front of him and suddenly hit the person. Fortunately, the person blocked him in time, otherwise he would have hit him.
Zhao Ziyun was about to speak and curse, but looked up but saw that it was the new class tutor. He swallowed the dirty words that had reached his throat and greeted with a smile: Teacher Huang, hello Teacher Huang! After saying that, he ran into the campus.
Isn't this kid sick? Why did he laugh so happily after giving money to others? Does he have masochism? Thinking of this, I couldn't help but tremble.
Just now, when I got off the bus, I saw Zhao Ziyun take out a stack of money from his bag and hand it to a gangster. I thought it was a gangster who extorted Zhao Ziyun. Now there are often gangsters in society. The phenomenon of gangsters extorting students has appeared. Nanshao TV also once did a column news, calling on the police to protect the pure campus and crack down on this phenomenon. I was about to walk over to stop it, but I saw Zhao Ziyun respectful to the little gangster and being much polite to the teacher. This made me puzzled, so I stopped and stood there waiting for him to come into contact. There was definitely a problem here, and the problem was not small. I originally wanted to ask him, but seeing his cheerful look, I decided not to ask, and I could always figure it out slowly.
The group of gangsters received the money and rode on their motorcycles and were about to leave. I walked forward a few steps, stopped Brother Mao's motorcycle, stretched out a hand to him, and shouted expressionlessly: Take it
Who the hell are you? Brother Mao scolded fiercely
Take the money you just got from the student! I still had no expression, but my tone was colder and I didn’t feel angry. I continued: Please pay attention to your words. If I spray feces all over my mouth, I will not hesitate to use a toothbrush to help you brush your mouth
I fuck, do you know who I am? Brother Mao was a little scared. His opponent was so cold that he seemed to be prepared. But he relied on his many people, looked at the brothers next to him, and he had five of them, and was a little braver and shouted: I am Brother Mao from the Speed Party. If you know him, get out!
No matter if you are a speed party or an airplane party, if you hand over the money now, I can still let you ride a bike, otherwise I will tell you to crawl away! I still had the same expression, my face was as cold as the cold winter sky. Seeing that almost all the students at the school gate had entered the school, there were only a few late students in groups of three or three, I no longer delayed the time and said: I will give you three seconds to consider, one...two...
Fuck! Kill me! Brother Mao suddenly screamed, turned the accelerator of the motorcycle, and ran the motorcycle to hit me
Looking for death! I shouted loudly, my body flashed to the side like lightning, avoiding the front of his car, and at the same time, I fisted and suddenly hit him forward, facing his head
Brother Mao screamed, his body lost balance and fell from the motorcycle. Due to the inertia, he fell to the ground hard, rubbing along the floor for more than two meters, and then hit the rolling gate of the small shop with hatred. His head tilted and he fainted immediately. His motorcycle lost control and rushed forward and slanted for more than ten meters before falling to the side. Only the wheels were still rotating.
Brother Mao's subordinates were about to take action, but they fainted after seeing the boss in one round. Bird knew that he was no match for others. The difference in strength was too great. He looked at each other. Look at me, I see you, and you don't dare to take action first.
Do you still have to do it? I looked at the remaining four gangsters and said proudly
Don't dare, don't dare! The four little gangsters huddled together and waved their hands repeatedly
You, go and take out the money from his arms! I pointed at a gangster holding a folding knife and ordered
Me? The little gangster pointed at himself. After getting my nod and confirmed, he put away the folding knife in fear, walked slowly towards Brother Mao, flipped his pockets before taking out a stack of money.
Take it over and I ordered
The gangster handed the money to my hand. I put the money in my trouser bag without even looking at it and said coldly: Okay, you can leave. This time I am a warning. No one is allowed to come to No. 1 Middle School in the future, otherwise I wouldn’t be so polite when I see you again. Get out!
The gangsters hurriedly helped Brother Mao who had fainted, and rode a motorcycle and fled like a broken dog.
The first class is Chinese class, so I don’t want to waste time here, otherwise I will be caught by Xu Xiangyue’s old virgin and will be deducted for bonuses. I have been a bad guy during this period and I always meet villains.
After the gangsters left, I also walked towards the school gate. Ma Hao, the security guard at the school gate, saw the scene just now. When he saw me, he gave me a thumbs up and praised him repeatedly: I didn’t expect that Teacher Huang is so brave and good at kung fu, and even the speed party dared to provoke him. But I felt relieved just now. They often come to the school to harass students.
Haha, nothing more, I smiled and walked in and said: They won't come again in the future
Teacher Huang, you are late again! Xu Xiangyue came out of nowhere again, holding a small notebook in her hand
Director Xu, just now, a group of gangsters came to the school gate. Teacher Huang drove them away, otherwise Teacher Huang would have made him enter the school gate. Ma Hao stuck his head out of the security room and answered me with a smile.
Is that right? Xu Xiangyue looked me up and down suspiciously, and she looked a little strong, her chest muscles were wide, and she looked very strong, her lower abdomen was flat, and she could vaguely see a few abdominal muscles, without any fat, and the upper arm muscles on the outside of the sleeves were bulging, strong enough, and her figure was so beautiful! You can be a model
Could it be that Ma Hao will lie to you? This old virgin wants to make things difficult for me, I asked back
Well, I will believe you this time. If I find that you are lying to me, I will report it to the principal! Xu Xiangyue said harshly and hatedly.
You can do whatever you want! I shook my head and walked towards the office
It took morning reading class not long after I arrived at the office. When Sun Bowen saw me, he could not help but ask why he was late. Wu Yong also said in an official voice that young people like to fall in love with beds, so they should get rid of this bad habit, work hard, and manage Class 9 well.
I laughed and patted my chest and said that it would be a matter of time before the management of Class 9 will be a surprise. Jiang Haiming naturally couldn't help laughing when he heard my words. The laughter was full of ridicule. In the last gambling, several people were able to teach until the end of this semester. If I persisted until then, he would lose all his money, so he would inevitably have a sarcasm.
No wonder people say that there are many troubles in the office, but class started soon. I held a big umbrella, picked up the textbook and ran away from the office quickly.
This text mainly talks about language art. With precise and accurate words, it can often achieve special effects, making the description of scenery and objects vivid, making the characters' appearance outstanding, and even turning decay into magic, turning stones into gold. I have long studied this aspect, and I am full of confidence to give students a different enjoyment
I entered the classroom and stood on the podium. I found several empty seats. I felt a little disappointed and asked: Bisuo, you are the class monitor. Please count the number of people and see who did not come.
Bi Suo stood up and looked around and said: Shi Gang, Zhou Fu, Liao Jing, Gao Qing Qiong, Li Zi and other five people did not come. Hu Yitong came just now and left. I don’t know what to do.
Why don’t you even take leave? This is not possible. You should treat it as absent from class and leave early. If you don’t come, you will be treated as absent from class. I feel a little unhappy, and I will not be considered a class tutor? Are they still students? Why are there so many problems in this dead class?
From today on, I have visited all my homes without reason. This week, those who left school without permission without reason were also on the list of home visits. Classes began. After that, I took a stool and sat down and started teaching.
In this class, we will discuss language art. Language art has a rich content and there are many things to talk about. In this class, we will mainly talk about the accuracy and precision of the words used in speech compositions. There are many examples in ancient poetry. Many poems are famous for being a word that is passed down through the ages. Many people are also called the teacher of one character because they helped others change a word. Jia Dao has a good story of "reflection". Lu Yanrang has a famous quote "Ying An a word, breaking several whiskers". It shows how much the ancients paid attention to language!
Many famous poems are interesting because one word is vivid, such as the word "green" in Wang Anshi's "Spring Breeze and Green South Bank" that we have learned, and the word "no" in Song Qi's "Red Apricot Branches"... I spoke with great spirit, and my mouth flew everywhere, gradually entering the role, shaking my head like an old scholar, quoting classics, quoting classics, quoting various evidences, and immersing in the charm of classical poetry.
However, the students in the podium worked hard, some were writing love letters, some were playing games, some were sending messages, some were drawing, some were eating snacks, some were wearing makeup, and some were chatting. Only a few students were listening to my lectures and taking notes. Among them, there was the representative of the Chinese Liberal Arts Department, Lin Qingtong, who held her chin with her hands and looked at me with bright eyes, her eyes were straight, and she thought to herself: So handsome, so talented, and so good at eloquence!
This guy has some ability
Liu Hu and others are using their mobile phones to exchange experiences with each other, and they are still trying to make the teacher's heart
I was dancing and suddenly stood up, touching the chalk box on the podium with my hand to get the chalk.
The students who were working hard suddenly raised their heads and looked at the hand that was slowly touching the chalk box. The chessboard shot out from their eyes, waiting for the touching moment.
I touched it, but my hand was slippery and sticky. When I saw it, I was so obedient. My hands were covered with snot. Then I looked at the chalk box. The whole paper box was covered with thick snot, which was particularly disgusting.
My mood for lectures was gone. Looking at the snot in my hand and looking at the students' expressions of joy below, I knew I was being tricked again, my heart was extremely angry, my face became cold, and murderous aura suddenly emerged, and I glanced at the students coldly. They were oppressed by the momentum I exuded. No one dared to laugh, and looked at me with a little fear. Thinking of the day when I was angrily chopping Mei Zhi in the gymnasium, their hearts couldn't help but feel cold.
Who put his nose on the chalk box? I asked sternly, and the murderous aura instantly spread
Liu Hu, Bi Suo, Zhao Ziyun and others looked at each other and saw the fear in each other's hearts. It was too terrifying and powerful without anger. The eyes seemed to be of quality, extremely sharp, and they were put into washing.
A boy stood up tremblingly, with long hair and a pair of glasses on the right, very gentle and elegant. It was Sima Jin. He sniffed, covered his nose with toilet paper and blew his nose suddenly, making a shocking sound, and then coughed a few times again, and said tremblingly in a hoarse voice: Report... Report... Old, teacher, I have a serious cold today, just now... When I was rubbing the blackboard, I might... I accidentally got it.
Damn, no? I saw that Sima Jin didn't look like he was pretending to be sick. He had really caught a cold. His full aura couldn't help but vent, and his murderous aura disappeared without a trace, with a helpless smile on his face. This... is that... it's too coincidental?
Haha... The student felt relieved and the pressure was gone. The laughter that had been holding on for a long time finally burst out.
Pay attention to hygiene in the future! I had to remind me that after a change of the topic, I began to praise Sima Jin and said: Sima Jin didn’t ask for leave when he was seriously ill. He is such a good student who is good at studying and motivated. Look at you, think about those students who are late and absent from class. Don’t they know how to blush? I hope everyone can learn from Sima Jin! Sima Jin, in addition to studying hard, you should take good care of your health. I hope you get better soon!
This guy with glasses is not studying hard, I think he is tired of playing games, right? Liu Hu curled his lips and said to Ouyang Hong, who was with his deskmate.
Four-eyed chicken played games with me until dawn last night, and I'm afraid it was cold. Ouyang Hong muttered in a low voice
I took out a tissue to wipe the snot on my hand and said: Let's continue the lecture. The students who talked about ancient poems just now may feel unfamiliar with it and think it's useless. In fact, it is not the case. In reality, we will also use language art in this aspect. One word can express the meaning of the whole sentence clearly and vividly. Are there any students giving examples?
Teacher, you are so awesome! Lin Qingtong stood up and said
Very good. The example given by Lin Qingtong is very typical now. Everyone knows the original meaning of the word "ox", but now it can be used to refer to a certain person, a certain phenomenon, a certain thing is particularly powerful. In 2007, there were the most awesome people in history, the most awesome house in history, the most awesome rescue team in history, etc. I talked about it, showing my profound knowledge.
Lin Qingtong received my affirmation and praise, and she sat down sweetly as if she had eaten honey.
Teacher, you are so cool! Liu Yun stood up and said loudly
Haha... The students burst into laughter again. Some girls blushed on the spot, and some boys whistled. The originally deserted classroom suddenly became lively. Liu Yun smiled proudly at the whole class, with a very proud expression on her face.
I also smiled and looked at the students who were laughing. These students had reached the stage of sexual curiosity and liked to say some swear words with reproductive organs. They seemed to be cool and arrogant when they said it. They were often proud of it. This is a sign of excessive adrenaline secretion and inability to vent catharsis.
I turned around and wrote a word "Dick" on the blackboard and said with a smile: The example given by Liu Yun is also good, but it is too rough. The word "Dick" used to refer to male reproductive organs, but now it is also used very normally. For example, it can be used as a verb, "I don't discard him"; it can also be used as an adjective, "This person is very cool", which means similar to "This person is very awesome", and they both refer to very powerful meanings Nowadays, many young people like to keep this word on their lips, as if it is cool. In fact, Taiwanese people like to say this word very much. If students can watch some variety shows in Taiwan, they will find that they use this word frequently, but I still hope that students will not say this word and try to say less, especially female classmates. When male classmates want to say it, don't in front of female classmates, okay?
Hush... Some students booed, but more students shouted: OK! They looked excited and felt that this new class tutor was really good and could communicate with them sincerely. Unlike other teachers and parents who never listened to their hearts and blindly suppressed the threats, they felt my sincerity for the first time
In fact, this question should not be taught by our teachers. Your parents are your first teachers and they should have taught you this principle, but I regard everyone as adults with understanding ability, so I am willing to discuss this issue with you...
What do adolescent students most hope? They most hope that their parents and teachers regard themselves as equals and as thoughtful adults, and my sincerity has infected them
Yes! No teacher has ever told us like this before, and even parents would not sit down and talk to us about Liu Yun. I have to admire my speaking skills. I was also a little moved. Indeed, although this new teacher is a little bit turtle, it is really good at communicating compared to other teachers.
Just as I was giving a lecture, Principal Lin Lan had already stood secretly at the back door of the classroom and listened to me. She was satisfied with the profound skills I showed in explaining ancient poems. She nodded from time to time to like permission. When she heard me telling the word "Dick" to the students, she was shocked and dared to discuss such swear words with students in class. I was the first person in Nanshao No. 1 Middle School. But when she saw the students' reactions, she no longer doubted. She had already deeply believed in the young man's teaching ability and management ability. She no longer hesitated. She turned around and left with a satisfied smile on her face.
In fact, there is another dirty word that everyone likes to talk about. The students learned very enthusiastically, so I continued to strike while the iron was hot, turned around and wrote on the blackboard. Some female students immediately turned red when they saw this word. Zhang Min blushed and thought: Brother Qiang is such a weird person
Liu Yun blushed slightly and thought: Is this Teacher Huang quite trendy?
Lin Qingtong blushed and thought: This, this teacher Huang is a bit bad
The male student immediately laughed again when he saw it, and his laughter seemed so lewd.
This word is very useful, so widespread that many female students use it in public. Some female students' faces are already blushing. Why do I say you blush? Because you all know that this is a very vulgar and unelegant word, but why doesn't this feel when this word comes out of your mouth? I smiled slightly and continued: This word is often used with "ox" and it means awesome, but why don't you say awesome but awesome? Finally, I would suggest that students should not say this dirty word, it's too unelegant.
Didn’t that mean Vice Principal Niu Bin? Liu Hu whispered below
Haha... The students next to them couldn't help laughing
What do you guys say so funny? Can you share it with your classmates? I didn't hear what they were saying below
Liu Hu said awesome means vice principal Niu. Bi Suo stood up and held back his smile and said
Niu Bin, awesome, the pronunciation is quite similar, and I almost couldn't help laughing. It seems that Vice Principal Niu is very unpopular at school, and even the students gave him a nickname.
I nodded and asked Bisuo to sit down, and said seriously with a stern face: Don't give school leaders casually or nicknames to teachers. This is disrespect for them. I hope the students will not do this in the future, but I feel really happy. If it weren't for the teacher to maintain the image of being a role model in front of students, I would really want to laugh a few times to express my joy.
Okay, I will talk about this in the language art class. Language art is a profound knowledge. I hope that students can understand and understand it well in their studies and life. As I said that, I turned around and wiped off the words on the blackboard, and said: Even if it is not a swear word when used in adjectives, it is still a vulgar slang. Let’s talk about the issue of swearing today. I hope that students will pay attention to it in daily life and see clearly the occasion, location and object of speaking. The so-called sayings to people and saying things to ghosts.
Almost all the students nodded secretly. This class was unique. Teacher Huang’s teaching art was indeed rare and fascinating. He told what others dared not say. They felt very friendly. Without the teacher’s airs, some students had already begun to accept him slowly.
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