Chapter 1 Confrontation Again

Ring! The bell rang after class, I packed up my textbook and said to the students: Poetry appreciation is a hot focus of the college joint examination, and it is also a bit difficult. Students must be very familiar with some images of ancient poetry, such as the moon is round, so it symbolizes reunion, and also symbolizes longing, homesickness, etc. Images are a key to appreciating poetry, you must master it! Okay, get out of class after class

Teacher Huang Xiaoqian stood up and shouted

Hum? Is there anything wrong? I stopped the steps that were about to step out of the door and asked

I would like to ask you a question, what does this poem mean? Huang Xiaoqian asked softly

I turned around and walked towards her, thinking in my heart: Is the sun coming out from the west? Why did she ask me questions? Has she changed? It's impossible! She is a master of slandering the teacher! Isn't she trying to slander me again?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but increase my vigilance

Teacher, please sit down. Huang Xiaoqian pushed her chair to the side and said very politely

I raised my eyes and looked at Huang Xiaoqian for a second. Nothing was seen from her face, but there was a hint of cunning in her eyes.

I smiled in my heart: Haha! It's coming again, I knew this chair was weird.

My eyes slanted and I secretly glanced at Huang Xiaoqian's chair. I saw a light luster on the chair, which was a little reflective. It should be a layer of glue or something.

I smiled quietly and said: Thank you

While pulling the chair over, I sat down and asked: What's the problem? When my butt was about two centimeters away from the chair, I stopped and just sat with my legs bent.

Did the word "Sit" in Aifeng Linwan's parking lot is wrong? Huang Xiaoqian asked in a simple manner, and the voice was a little loud, and at least half of the classroom could be heard.

The "doing" of sex should be the "doing" of doing things! Huang Xiaoqian said while holding a pen and writing on a piece of paper

Haha... The students around all laughed happily after hearing this, only Yao Yao and Lai Huifen showed contemptuous expressions on their faces, and their two beautiful eyes stared at me tightly to see how I reacted

So, as you say, what does this whole poem mean? I didn't agree and continued to guide her. I thought to myself: Haha, it's a cliché! We also asked the teacher about this question when we were studying.

In the evening, we parked the car in the maple forest for sex. Teacher, am I right? Huang Xiaoqian looked at me mischievously, with a faint smile on her face

I patted Huang Xiaoqian's head and said: Haha! Very good, very good, rich imagination, and very romantic. Think about it, how desirable it is to have sex in the red maple forest! Well! When will I go to such a place to have sex and experience the poet's feelings? Thank you for reminding me.

I paused slightly and continued: But the poet's original intention is not like this, and the word "sitting" is not wrong. Here it means "because", so the whole poem means that I stop the car just because I like the maple forest in the evening. The word "sitting" is a special usage here. I have also passed the classical Chinese exam in previous years, so I should pay special attention! Okay, there is no problem, right?

So that's it! Thank you teacher Huang Xiaoqian's face was red and she said embarrassedly

Well! Study hard! Then I'll leave. I stood up from the chair easily, patted my butt and said

Ah? Huang Xiaoqian and the students around her couldn't help but scream. I didn't expect that I could stand up from the chair. You know, when the get out of class was over, Huang Xiaoqian applied super strong glue with extremely sticky glue on the chair. She couldn't figure it out, and the students around her who were informed could not figure it out.

What's the matter? I asked with concern, but I was laughing in my heart

Nothing, nothing. Huang Xiaoqian said with one hand covering her mouth, and waved her hands to me repeatedly with the other hand

Oh! I pushed the chair back to Huang Xiaoqian, and secretly accumulated a force on the palm of my hand, then gently patted her shoulder, and smiled brightly: I'll leave, sit down!

Well! Huang Xiaoqian couldn't help but sit down, sat on her chair, staring at me blankly, with complex and contradictory eyes

Huang Xiaoqian really wanted to know why, but she didn't dare to ask, so she had to wink and the classmates who stood behind me carefully looked at my butt.

When the students received the signal, they quickly lowered their heads and observed carefully, but found that there was no trace of glue on my pants. They were shocked and thought to themselves: He has obviously sat down! How is it possible? Can his pants be glue-proof?

I smiled again in my heart and thought to myself: Hehe! Let you guess! You will never think of it in your life. Since you have lowered your heads, let you taste my super invincible fart!

I took a breath, and then the air sinks into my dantian. With luck, a stream of air rushed down from my stomach and then discharged through my anus.

With a loud bang, the students suddenly heard the sound and were startled. They thought something had happened. They quickly raised their heads and looked panicked.

Haha! How does it taste? Does my butt look good? I turned around and looked at the classmates behind and asked, of course, this is the airflow that I was forced out of luck, so there is no smell. I just want to scare them

Woo woo woo woo woo woo! The students pinched their noses and grabbed the textbooks on the table with their hands and slapped the air in front of them desperately, but found that there was no smell at all. They couldn't help but be shocked again and looked at me with a very strange look.

Huang Xiaoqian saw me chatting and laughing, but she was not teased by them at all. Instead, they were teased by me. The expression on her face changed. She no longer had the elegant appearance she had just now, but was full of hatred. She gritted her teeth and stood up from the chair, trying to vent her anger at the false side of my back.

Saw! Huang Xiaoqian stood up hard, but heard a sound of wooden strips colliding. At the same time, she found that something seemed to be hanging behind her butt, and she pulled her skirt down heavily

Ah! The students all screamed in a scream, pointing their fingers at Huang Xiaoqian's butt, and staring at her incredibly with their eyes widened.

Then some students began to laugh loudly, Yao Yao, Lai Huipin and Zhang Yaoxing laughed very happily, leaning forward and backward, trembling in disgrace.

Ah! When Huang Xiaoqian saw the students' surprised expressions, she immediately understood what was going on. She quickly turned around and saw, Oh my God! The chair was really stuck behind her butt, sticking so tightly, as if it was growing from her butt

I knew what was going on when I saw the reaction of my classmates. I forced myself to hold back the smile in my heart and turned around, pretending to be as if Columbus had discovered the New World and screamed: Ah! Then I asked with great concern: Huang Xiaoqian, what's going on? Why is your chair stuck to your butt Huang Xiaoqian stared at me with wide eyes, her little face turned red due to anger, her eyebrows were raised, her phoenix eyes were smoked, her little mouth was pouting, and she was very angry and almost fainted, but she was not easy to get angry. After all, if something happened on her chair, who would you blame?

Huang Xiaoqian thought with wonder: Huang Qiang sat down just now but nothing happened. Why did something happen to me? Why didn’t he stick to it when he sat down?

Huang Xiaoqian, what's wrong? Is it okay? I looked at Huang Xiaoqian in daze, stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her, and asked with pretense concern

Huang Xiaoqian raised her head and looked at me resentfully. The hatred in her eyes was stronger than before. She opened her mouth and didn't say anything, and then sat down with her hands on the chair.

Which classmate did it? It doesn’t matter if you make some jokes between classmates, but everyone must master the standards. For example, it is a bit too much to apply glue on the chair this time, and it is targeted at our cute classmate Huang Xiaoqian. It must be a good thing for male students! Who should stand up bravely and apologize to Huang Xiaoqian. I believe Huang Xiaoqian will forgive you, right? When I said this, I lowered my head and asked Huang Xiaoqian, and then continued: Or I can admit it privately to me, I will keep it a secret for you, otherwise I will investigate it to the end and impose severe punishment!

The students around me don’t care what I’m saying, and do their own things, just like when I’m farting, but my farting can still attract the attention of my classmates, but I can’t speak anymore.

Huang Xiaoqian, do you want me to help? I lowered my head and smiled

No! Go away! Huang Xiaoqian suddenly screamed hysterically. The feeling of frustration and what I said just now made her angry accumulate. Even though I knew I was teasing her, she had no choice but to finally burst out under my hypocritical concern.

Lingling Lingling... Ten minutes after class, it passed in this farce. The bell rang at the right time, and I took the opportunity to quit, so I comforted Huang Xiaoqian a few more words and then walked out of the classroom

Haha... As soon as I left the classroom door, I laughed out loud happily. Thinking of Huang Xiaoqian's angry look, her expression of biting her teeth and swallowing her belly, and the chair stuck to her beautiful butt, I couldn't help but smile

I thought to myself: Humph! You want to fight with me, but you are still young!

Huang Xiaoqian watched Huang Qiang walk out of the classroom casually, and then heard Huang Qiang laughing happily outside the classroom, and gritted his teeth with hatred, wishing he could die immediately

Huang Xiaoqian didn't expect that the plan that was deliberately planned failed again this time, so she had to come up with more powerful tricks to deal with Huang Qiang.

This time I will win you again, and I will kill you next time! Huang Xiaoqian said word by word, with a firm vision and endless fighting spirit

When the whole class heard my laughter, they knew that I was playing Huang Xiaoqian, but they couldn't figure out how I sat on the chair without sticking super glue. It became a mystery in everyone's mind, a mystery that no one could solve.

It is precisely because of this mystery that I have become more invisible to the whole class, and invisibly helped me a lot in the work I carried out in the future. It was not until later that I told Lai Huipin that everyone knew the answer.

I felt very bored sitting in the office. Zou Haifeng didn't know what happened. Since I met Chen Yidan and I last dated, I have become much colder to me. Apart from the things in class, I rarely chat with me. Maybe it's because she is in love now!

I suddenly remembered that before I finished reading the pornographic comics Zhang Yaoxing gave me yesterday, I took them out of the drawer and read them.

To be honest, it’s not me that I boast about Japan. Their porn industry is really too developed, and it’s hard to match even Europe and the United States. Just from these pornographic comics, it can be seen that the production is exquisite, the painting method is skillful, the paper is made of coated paper, and color printing is also available.

The woman's tall and round breasts and bright red nipples in the book are drawn very realistically, and even the mysterious garden of the woman is lifelike and vivid.

This erotic comic tells the story of a woman with a strong sexual desire seducing men everywhere because her husband could not satisfy her, and finally became a slave to sexual desire and could not extricate herself.

I looked, looked, the realistic scene description, the exciting sex movements actually made me have a physiological reaction. I naturally set up a small tent in my crotch, and I became irritated, eager to do something

I suddenly thought that I had a sex slave in school? I'll go find her to do something. She promised to do that day and never did it. Today, the opportunity came, so I would make her happy and myself happy.

I barely suppressed my inner impulse, but my crotch still pushed up slightly. I didn't care. As long as I avoided the crowd, I should be able to arrive at the Youth League Committee office soon